completely forgot about my medieval au when i was making incorrect quotes so here have some Incorrect Medieval AU Quotes
Omega: This is a very powerful artifact. We’ll be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Cal: That sounds like a dare to me.
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Caleb: Why would you bite someone?
Sabine (age 7): You weren’t there, you didn’t hear what they said to me!
Caleb: What did they say?
Sabine: "What are you gonna do, bite me?"
Caleb: That’s fair.
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Merrin: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Rex: Ahsoka! Have you no dignity?
Ahsoka: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?
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Carthage: I think we should kiss.
Sabine: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
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Ahsoka: We have fun, don’t we, Rex?
Rex: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Omega: You remind me of the ocean.
Merrin: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Omega: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Ahsoka: *about Barriss and Adenn* They make a cute couple, huh?
Rex, deadpan: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Zeb: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Caleb: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Hera I just think she’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
*Later that night*
Caleb, very much awake: Uh oh
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Ahsoka: Can I bother you for a second?
Rex: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Cal: Did Merrin just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Omega: Yeah, she did.
Cal: And did I just do finger guns back?
Omega: Yeah, you did.
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Adenn: Punch me in the face.
Skira: ...Punch you?
Adenn: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Skira: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Kidnapper: I have your children
Hera: I don’t have children?
Kidnapper: Then who’s the boy who just asked for warm milk and made me cut the crusts off his sandwich—
Hera: Oh Force, you have Ezra.
Kidnapper: —and the girl who headbutted me when I didn’t do it?
Hera: Oh, you have Sabine, too. Okay. Good luck, you’re gonna need it.
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Adenn: I think I'm falling for you.
Barriss: Then get up.
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*Discussing an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Ahsoka: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Barriss: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Caleb: if you want information it is
Cal: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Ai-kel: I’m a fool, not an idiot.
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Sabine (age 7): Why would you tell on us?!
Ezra (age 5): I felt guilty.
Sabine: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by our parents to stop us from doing things that feel good.
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Korkie: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Ahsoka: We could attack them with hummus.
Korkie: I stand corrected.
Ahsoka: Just keeping things in perspective.
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Ahsoka: Hey, Caleb? Can I get some dating advice?
Caleb: Just because I'm with Hera doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Barriss: What is wrong with you?
Ahsoka: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Sabine: Ezra and I are no longer friends.
Ezra: SABINE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE ELOPED!
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Rex: Ahsoka, no.
Ahsoka: Ahsoka, yes.
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I had a dream last night that I was watching and reviewing a fully-animated nightmare sequence for KO CRISIS I had made. It was so crazy vivid that I woke up and still remembered the whole thing. Rough approximation of the the sequence as boards.
It's fun watching myself lean away from KO CRISIS's original sports anime starting point and more into psychological horror. I'm definitely taking more inspiration from Perfect Blue and Utena now. I'm having a lot of fun experimenting with editing techniques to make dreamy sequences, even in my sleep apparently.
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