everyone’s tma ocs are named like “denouement” “parthenon” meanwhile the show canon is just. fuck it there’s two michaels and a mikaele. this guy’s tim and that’s john
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OH HELL NAH THEY MADE LAND FOR THIS GUY!?!!
food was great here 8.9/10
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I’m going to commit cripple crimes once I get my criminal justice degree
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Ryan Guzman looking for places to take a picture of himself:
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Darth Vader: *murderer, war criminal, dramatic evil bitch*
Me:
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If you ever feel useless, just remember that your organs would sell like hotcakes for way more than you can imagine so take care of yourself.
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Lucis birthday is coming up and if he doesn't get a birthday event like Asmo didn't, I will be expanding the list of known war crimes by a few hundred...thousand.
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I originally made this halfway through Dracula Daily 2022, when it was my first time reading Dracula. By the time I finished the novel, I felt even more convinced I got this right.
I maintain my impressions:
(insp)
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normal authors: *create propaganda to convince other people to vote for their Peepaw*
me: *comes to @rottmntpeepawpolls house with art and a stack of cash*
me: SO...
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Slashing tires? Thats fucking amateur hours bro. Loosening lug nuts is where its at
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