#anti mammon club

[diavolosboobies]

The real problem in the obey me fandom is the active erasure of every dateable being canonically homosexual in some way. Like how are you homophobic but you play a game where the character you play doesn't even have a gender? Pick a struggle tbh

[wosemi-sama]

and the crowd went mild 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 also no chara dividers im lazy rn

these r so short id add more but im rushing rn sorry lmfao 😭😭😭

intended lowercase!

misc. obm hcs

LUCIFER

wakes up at the ass crack of dawn every single morning.

wears those old man pjs. with the long hat and fuzzy slippers and gown. you know the one.

most bitter coffee you've ever had in your life how he can drink it is astonishing.

his bed, his mattress, his pillows are all as hard as rock how does this man SLEEP.

sleeps like hes the corpse at the funeral hes that one image

MAMMON

will pull you into a headlock and call it a hug.

LEVIATHAN

guy who had mountain dew and cheeto dust in his veins instead of blood. guy who marinates in his room for two months straight. guy who- (i am immediately shot dead).

did a collab with the anti-lucifer league to create a 100k words dialuci fic to piss off lucifer (dont worry about him he got paid in anime and tsl merch).

TRULY believes he is the #1 tsl fan. and also #1 ruri fan.

wimp who VOLUNTARILY makes you cosplays if you are a cosplayer or even if you aren't. it will happen.

vtuber fan. he was like "hey i wanna be a streamer but i dont wanna show my face but i also want to be an anime boy! wait-" and now hes a vtuber.

has accidentally referred to all of his brothers as "chat" at least once. hes never recovering from that btw.

SATAN

cannot stop annotating books he reads for the life of him.

all of his books are just filled to the brim with sticky notes because all he does is annotate.

once he has a crush he will start imagining him and them in the same scenarios as the characters in romance novels he read. (loser alert!!)

sneaking a new cat into hol like once a week (he never succeeds btw).

ASMODEUS

oh boy his room REEKS of perfume and body spray.

"i sprayed my new perfume in every nook and cranny! smells so floral and elegant, don't you think?" (it smells like a bath and body works threw up.)

surprisingly plays the trumpet and BOY is he loud. bro is absolutely blasting those notes.

worst driver ever btw.

BEELZEBUB

freckles all over!! like a lot. *im not beating the insane allegations*

ate like 27 family size dorito bags, 30 dollars worth of taco bell, and four sprites in one sitting and he still hasnt recovered.

sleeps. like a lot. not as much as belphie but enough to be considered an eepy guy.

BELPHEGOR

will randomly grab every blanket and pillow he can get his hands on and make a nest in the common room if he's up to it. and then have everyone make a dog pile in it just so they can hang out and be silly.

will NOT clean it up afterwards. lucifer will tell him to and his only response will be "im tired..."

freckles like beel too i think theyre silly.

9829364 cow plushies. (theyre all from lucifer)

SOLOMON

will randomly gaslight people for no reason

"hey did you do the homework"

homework? what homework? there was homework? my, what even is homework? never heard of that.

"hey, i heard of this animal from the human world called a giraffe! can i see a picture?"

what? what's a giraffe? oh, those!! yeah, they're just myths. they're not real. purely fiction!!

yk that one post about tumblr funnyman solomon. he is a tumblr funnyman to me. he confidently posts his exploded spaghetti and gets 10k notes i think.

SIMEON

has a book club with satan and solomon. :)

probably writes oneshots of the brothers on tumblr idfk man (sorry to the simeon fans i write like nothing on this guy bro).

LUKE

bodily six ("but didnt the devs say hes ten?" shut up. /j)

along with that, also shorter than in canon. (since hes. yk. a first grader. that BOY is not five foot hes one sauce packet long dude.)

favorite store in the human world is walmart. i like to think his human world outfit is all exclusively from walmart bc thats funny i think.

DIAVOLO

hands of STEEL. he tries to grab your wrist and he nearly crushes it by accident.

ice cream!! he loves it :) his favorite is strawberry btw.

also this boy is NOT a himbo hes a smart man.

needs like a hug and some sleep and also a friend this boy works too much!!

BARBATOS

short. like really short. especially according to devildom standards since most demons are super tall.

"but isn't he six feet?" not in my heart.

somehow always making tea for some reason?? if he's not making tea then he's making pastries.

my boy does not SLEEP. hasn't slept since the sun has been birthed and doesn't plan on ever doing it.

[morningstaravatar]

MC, excited: Ooh! I heard Lucifer’s going to be on TV today!

Luke: I wonder what he’s going to say?

MC, flicking on TV: Let’s find out!

Lucifer, in interview on TV: Hello, My name is Lucifer, the first born brother of 7, the very Avatar of Pride and here on behalf of the Devildom.

Interviewer: Such a huge title! It’s nice to meet you Lucifer so let’s just get right in :) *flips page* So, what can you tell us about this exchange program?

Lucifer: Well for starters it’s a possibility for students of all races, backgrounds, and colors to come together an—

*TV suddenly changes to two people on the screen*

Mammon: Yo! what happened to the show?!

Satan in commercial: Are you tired of self absorbed obnoxious asses?

Belphie: Know it alls who lock you in attics? try to tell you what to do?

Luke: Some of these sound personal.

Satan: Brothers who wear stupid black gloves, a stupid vampire coat like modern day Dracula?

Solomon: Okay yeah — definitely personal.

Belphie and Satan: Then come join the Anti- Lucifer club today!

Everyone in the room:

MC, holding up cookies nervously: Uh.. cookie anyone?

[spotlightlowlife]

Helluva Boss has responsibility issues - Ozzie, Bee and Mammon edition

These characters have a job which is to govern over and make business out of a designated part of the psyche, one of the seven deadly sins, but it goes further than a job, they're world leaders and their role is their purpose.

What do they do day in day out?

They have fun.

If they're there to be liked that is.

Bee is a great rep for gluttony

Her design is nice, she looks fun, youthful and vibrant and I appreciate that she's not large or lazy. Many people agree, she represents the positive aspects of gluttony in having fun and indulging yourself with the company of others, eat drink and be merry, something she gains from.

Unfortunately it seems that in order to be liked, she had to be diluted.

Bee, prince of gluttony, got humbled by losing a drinking contest to Blitzø who is half her size and a tiny fraction of her true size. Bee then disassociated herself from overindulgence by seeing that Blitzø was going overboard early and wanting that issues dealt with at a distance not by her.

She claims he's ruining the vibe but does this cut off her supply? Ruin her stock? Does it snap people out of their enjoyment? Who knows, she got pushed as 'nice' so her observation so far is probably from a caring place, not a business stance.

Ozzie is a good representative for lust

Sex positivity is good. Like eople should be able to indulge enjoy, as should multiple people, they should all be having a good time. Shaming a lovey lovey couple for lowering the tone at his lust themed club was something he had the right to, even though love and lust can easily go hand in hand and he clearly caters to anyone interested in kink, it was reasonable (and well written humor) to want them to take that outside.

Where they cutting off his lust supply?

Where they potentially off putting for others?

Who knows, but Ozzie's push of anti-love whilst clearly being in love, served as an excuse to loveably humble him.

He could had he been business minded and had both separately, but it seems that business = bad, which leads on to...

Mammon is an excellent representative of greed

Business and greed got merged into one, there are definitely 'positive' aspects to business and therefore greed. Such as professional distance, going where the money is, trying out different leadership strategies moving with the times and welcoming the new.

This character was able to reveal little of his personal views, but enough to know that he disproved of certain things but would still put in the work in their direction, such as beauty pageants and sxxdolls, however he was able to adapt them to suit himself and everyone, a clown pageant and a multipurpose dolls. It was all about supply and demand for profit.

He set up the pageant for anyone to enter, nobody in mind, he was rather transparent in what the plan was too. Knowing what we know of how profit driven he is, his discouragement of female entering could easily have been more than an excuse to add the Viv credit joke based on sales forecast, yet it was a remark he went on to take back. Through the pageant he wasn't opposed to Fizz losing and fresh meat taking over. He was however opposed to Fizz not putting in the work.

It's debatable that he lacks self awareness because we have already established that this character sets person feelings aside and just wants business to run, furthermore, for all we know Fizz may be bringing hesitation for the first time this year. It makes sense why he's willing to let Fizz voice hatred for him aslong as he keeps up being milked until dry.

A lot like many employers in hospitality (a reminder that Fizz was also fed up in this area) and entertainment.

Mammon stepped into the ever triggering parent role and numberours of them, referring to the future pageant winner as 'stepkid', Fizz as a 'son' and 'grand baby', firmly asserting himself as a leader who commands respect which isn't entirely bad, all whilst behaving like a strict stage parent from the very beauty pageants he criticizes, and why? Because it's effective maybe? Like it or not we saw his shows go on to be a massive success.

In the real world we have things widely and rightfully condemned like low grade junk food and cheap clothes, only at the same time as some fat cat getting richer pushing poor quality, these goods are being made accessible to those with little who can't afford better. A greedy business person person who wants more customers likely doesn't care that they are doing great harm or help.

Looloo land was a good example of corporate greed big business that people benefit from, like it or not. This place was easily accessible and the workforce were anyone.

Mammon protected his rip off inspired work with a contract so tight that the leader of hell can't do anything about it.

A complex contract is something we would see again with fellow villain and successful gangster businessman Crimson.

Blitzø on the other hand is not failing because he's their opposite which is 'good', he is failing because he is a very proud, arrogant individual who wants his idea to just work, there's little wiggle room. It was Moxxie who would learn in the episode where he was allowed to lead his own mission that a 'my way or the highway' attitude can bring more issues than solution.

Back to Moxxie. When his very greedy and sinister dad was ready to use him for a business deal that would involve an arranged marriage, he tried superficially winning Moxxie over by rigging the house with dildos, assuming he must enjoy stuff like that.

This guy objectified and forced the hand of his own adult child with zero interest and regard.

Yet did we have to see Mammon being made to rebuke these behaviours and let us know there's limitations to his greed? No, he didn't need to tone down.

Only 'greed' is held to accountability

The higher ups have to be humbled in order to be liked, the only ways seems to be to have a place themselves alongside and have sexual relationship with those at the very bottom of society

and not be responsible for the negative aspects of what they govern over are.

All the fun and non of the responsibility

As covered, Bee and Ozzie who we had to learn are believers in knowing your limits and consent, are nothing to with any trouble associate with them that follow,

ws. so whilst Crimson provided excellent groundwork for Mammon with his greed and making a loved imp sad, there have been two missed opportunities to passively pad out Ozzie and Bee.

Verosika the sucubus SA Moxxie with her gang, they shapeshifted into cute humans to come to earth and host a sucubus hosted beach party, to corrupt a bunch of youths. Verosika would also be revealed to be an addict, along with Barbiewire. Verosika would travel to earth with beeljuice which caused a massive scene.

Barbie shape shifted into a human, travelled with Ozzie's crystals (something Stolas as high up as he is had to request) and seduced a teenager into helping her push drugs.

But it's not Ozzie nor Bee's issues, they don't associate with the negative aspects of what they rule over.

Two side characters are pushing frowned upon over indulgence and degeneracy amungst kids on earth.

In a story where the parent story tells us that there's a hell overpopulation problem.

An issue that is dealt with via genocide and the mess left behind in the form of devine weapon parts, can slay the higher ups!

But that's not Ozzie nor Bee's issues?

[d-a-r-l-i-i-n-g]

˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚞𝚗 ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄

Comfort/fluff

You were bored, after coming back from the purgatory hall, you were hanging out with Luke decorating cupcakes with him, scrolling through Devitube on your D.D.D, you came across these stunning paper flowers, it was a tutorial, so you tried it out taking out some old art supplies you didn't use anymore you got to work.

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Lucifer ࿐ྂ

He was in his office doing some work, he had a shitty day constant arguments with Satan and belphie more work from Diavolo, he felt as if his head was going to explode (poor peepaw), you, on the other hand, felt bad, Lucifer seemed extremely stressed, and yes even though it was normal and even though belphie and satan made you join the 'anti-lucifer club' you still couldn't help but feel bad, so you decided to give your flower to him, sadly you knew that it wouldn't take away the shit load of work, knocking a rhythm on the door, you heard a tired "Enter." behind the entrance, opening the door your hair falls in front of your complexion, peeking in you flash the black haired demon a nervous smile. "Ahh, Mc it's so good to see you, what brings you here?" smirking Lucifer leans back, his stray hairs going in all directions, you could tell he was tired just by seeing the bags under his crimson-red eyes, "Here sit." pointing to the chair in front of his desk he motions you to sit down. "Can I get you some tea?" looking up you shake your head "No, it's okay Luci, you sit down and relax, okay?" smiling you look down in your hands placing the paper flower on his desk, "Here, I made this for you." he lifted an eyebrow, taking the paper rose in his gloved hand, looking at the paper rose you made him, he smiled softly, it's a smile you don't get to see much only when you two are alone, or sometimes he is happy with his brothers. "thank you..mc, I'll cherish this, forever, come here." he motioned for you to sit on his lap, as you sat down he placed his arm around you, you leaned on his chest, the smell of pomegranate, and expensive wine clouding your mind, closing your eyes you two sat there, comforted by each others company.

↳˳;; ❝ Mammon ᵕ̈೫˚∗

"Stupid Levi calling me names." walking to his room with his hands in his pocket the white messy-haired demon quibbled to himself about the harsh treatment he got from his brother, upon entering his room, he sat down on his bed and scrolled through his D.D.D, his unhappy expression not leaving his face, after a while he heard a knock before an annoying sigh could leave his mouth he heard a sweet voice coming from the other side. "Mammon, it's me Mc." his eyes gleamed a bit, and he walked to his door to open it for you, he watched as you went into his room walking behind you, he leaned on the pool table, and your hands were behind your back hiding the yellow paper rose you had made for him. "alright..what are ya hidin' behind your back?" he tilted his head to the side looking at you with suspicion, you looked down on the floor, anxious to give him this paper rose, why are you nervous? You thought to yourself, I mean I've known him for quite a while I shouldn't be nervous I'm not always nervous in front of him- "Yo Human?." mammon snapped his fingers in front of you, seizing you out of your thoughts, "i-um I made you this rose." you let out, as you showed it to him, you could see his eyes had slowly widened, "I know it's not an expensive gift..but I know the others treat you like crap and today it's really gotten to your head, so I wanted to make this rose for you." you tried to explain, your heart felt like it had exploded honestly, mammon gaze was on yours, I don't think I've left mammon that speechless before..you thought, chuckling in confusion, he held the rose in his hand gently, "For me? Seriously?" he gaped at the paper rose in awe, it was enchanting it had such small details, to him this rose had more worth than any of the expensive items he had in his room, feeling a slight blush form on his cheeks, opening his mouth to say something, but nothing came out. Mammon pulled you into a hug, your eyes were a little wide and cheeks a bit red but you leaned into his comforting hold.

.·:*¨༺Levi༻¨*:·.

Levi always felt insecure, but today he felt even worse, for some reason his mind just wanted to tournament him, it annoyed him he just wanted to play his games but he couldn't, everything was so difficult when his thoughts were loud, so there he was slumped on his chair, wearing his headset, his game console was in his hand, the blue light from his tank illuminated on his face that had a soft frown on it, hearing a knock, he fixed his posture, "Come in.." *he groaned a bit, you entered the room, you hand was behind your back, the pale demon flashed you a warm smile, feeling a bit better by your presence, you could tell by his face something was a bit off, "what's wrong?" you asked making your way to his bathtub and leaning on it, "Nothing, it's just one of those days you know, mind is all over the place." he replied leaning back on his chair, his eyes were now glued on the ceiling, "You know you can speak to me.." you said as you tilted your head to the side, he didn't say anything, feeling bad you took out the orange paper-rose, looking down on it, he shifted his gaze to the rose, blinking a couple of times, "Eh? What's that?" he got up looking at the paper rose, you smiled a bit, placing the flower on his desk, "I made it for you..." his eyes slowly widened, taking the rose in his hand, he looked at it, it was gorgeous, he could feel himself get emotional, a blush crept up on his complexion, his gaze flickerd to the rose and back to your kind ones, you chuckled softly, taking his other gaming console, "I heard a new game came out, do you wanna play it?" still in a little shock he places the rose on the desk taking his gaming controller and nodding his head, you two spent the entire night playing video games, and talking about each others problems, needless to say Levi feels better when he is around you.

umm ik that i only did the older brothers, im sorry if u wanted to see all of them, this idea is kinda sweet kinda boring? Idk, if someone likes this thats cool. Buy i like it :D

Update: I should've read through this cus there were a lot of spelling mistakes..the fact I use Grammarly too..well I've fixed them now-

[lucidreamsxx]

Obey Me! Random headcannons pt.2 Feat.MC

- MC made Mams, Satan and Levi watch Gravity Falls (the entire two seasons) and they're SMITTEN. Mammon loved Stan and his money making schemes (going as far as to make counterfeit bills which obviously did not go well), Satan loved the mystery element of it and how everything was so uncanny, Levi was MINDBLOWN that a normie show could be this good. He did full on research and got all three of them including MC a copy of Journal 3.

- MC once convinced Barbs to try boba milk tea on a trip to the human realm. Safe to say he found a new guilty pleasure.

- Simeon used to have MC and Solomon look after Luke together until both of them got caught saying "fuck!" In the middle of the living room.

- MC and Satan once found a random map in the library and were convinced it held some secret, so they proceeded to dig up their entire garden (this was right after binge watching the entire two seasons of gravity falls) Luci had both of them redo the garden after that.

- MC, Mammon and Diavolo do 'deez nutz' and 'yo mama' jokes ALOT. Much to the dismay of a certain right-hand demon and demon butler. (Thank Diavolo that MC hasn't said anything about the 'ligma' jokes)

- MC was the one who thought of the "tickle torture method" which is currently being used by Barbatos. Demons will be subjected to eternal tickles till they laugh out of agony. Luci really wants to get his hooman's brain checked out but the tickle method really aint a bad idea.

- MC on multiple occasions has brought Mammon down from wherever he's hung up from the ceiling, gave him something to eat then carefully strung him back up with minor comfort spells here and there.

- Everyone loves to splurge on MC to see what new nonsense the human will bring back next. The current first place will be an air horn that the Anti-Lucifer club uses on a daily basis, and Barbs uses it as well to wake Dia up. Safe to say it is very VERY effective.

- MC once went around giving everyone a bonk of friendship and they all gave MC one in return, except Beel who did it too hard and knocked MC out. Baby was sorry and MC didn't mind so all was fine.

- MC tends to move around in their sleep amd once kicked Mams right out of bed and the next morning he could be seen with a very grumpy expression and a black eye. MC is sorry Mams, you will get all le cuddles and care now.

- MC introduced Asmo to Lush bath bombs and he is OBSESSED. Cue the HoL smelling sickeningly floral and sweet for the next week. Yea, everyone signed a petition to ban it, and only once was allowed per week. Asmo was not happy about that.

- MC introduced Levi to human realm tech wear and he loves it. He loves how fuctional yet simple and basic it could be.

- Luke and MC once climbed a tree to get their kite and both got stuck in it. Simeon and Solomon both had to come and get them down.

- MC and Cerberus have an extremely good relationship with each other much to everyone's surprise. Cerberus even listens to MC mor than Lucifer now! He suspects it is because of MC constantly babying him and he is jEaLoUsSsS~

- Solomon and MC go around pranking everyone once a month. Shady sorceror and shady apprentice? Not a good combo.

- MC and Solomon once did the WAP dance and were caught by Satan, who proceeded to pretend that it did not happen at all.

- MC and Levi have a private minecraft and discord server for just the two of them.

- MC forced Lucifer to watch the tv series 'Lucifer'. He absolutely did NOT like it. Like you think that's what he's like? Impossible!

- MC and Solomon go fishing together and bring back monster fish which almost always Levi begs to keep as a pet and name it Henry 3.0

- MC made the bros, the royals and 5he purgatory hall crew sit down to watch running man (the korean tv show) the whole HoL was in chaos after that, because everyone kept trying to makes games out of everything.

- MC has all of them play Among Us every weekend as a stress reliever.... no it was not calming

- Mammon and MC go on occasional treasure hunts to the human realm.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc is a Demon

Lucifer:

how did Diavolo not notice this?

Actually how did HE not notice this???? it wasn´t even well hidden!

like he could tell as soon as he saw you face to face for the first time

he´s just losing it because how could they, from all the Humans in the world choose a Demon who was hiding in the Human world

he still tasks Mammon to watch over you because he does not know what to do with you

should he throw you out??? Diavolo obviously says no but you aren´t a Human and can´t be an exchange student considering a Demon in the Devildom exchange programm doesn´t make sense

this entire scenario just destroys him mentally

Mammon:

he´s more annoyed at the fact that he has to babysit you and less the fact that you are a Demon

why does the Great Mammon have to babysit a random Demon?!

you´re a grown Demon you should be able to protect yourself

but he´s to scared to go against Lucifer and his potential punishment to just tell Lucifer that all of this is pointless

don´t you agree random Demon?! aren´t you already used to the Devildom? you don´t need the Great Mammon to watch you!

he will get so confused if you tell him you aren´t from the Devildom or something else that doesn´t make sense to him

because of course you have to be from the Devildom

Leviathan:

for some reason he´s scared of you like??? sir you are a really strong Demon

he´s also pissed that he can´t use you to get his money from Mammon

despite that rocky start both of you manage to befriend each

which was only because you go an UR figurine of one of his favourite characters

and he´s the avatar of envy

which means you actually had to stop him from stealing it (or being a little shit about it)

despite not being able you still did the quiz

but it was more for the reason you just wanted to fuck with him

Satan:

both of you bonded over being a headache for Lucifer

but in your case it was just you´re entire existence increased his stress because no one checked if the actually invited a Human

anyway!

but you do also like to participate in the activities from the Anti-Lucifer-League

simply because it´s kinda funny and is a nice bonding activity

despite Lucifer always trying to kill you

if you´re also a fan of books Satan will definitely borrow any rare ones he never read/doesn´t own

in turn he will also allow you access to his own books

just make sure nothing happens to them

otherwise it will get ugly real fast

Asmodeus:

he doesn´t care what you are as long as you can recognize his beauty and if your cute enough for him but this is a secondary concern

he will get upset if it turns out he can´t charm you (he will pout and be annoyed)

definitely wants you to go clubbing with him as soon as you guys are friends (or before to show off)

will be kinda shocked when you know Solomon

I mean he knows he has a lot of pacts and even more Demons that he is interested in who refuses to make a pact with him

if Solomon wants a pact with you, this will immediately make you interesting for him

Beelzebub:

your first meeting was him trying to eat you because he mistook you for a robber

someone trying to eat you alive wasn´t the worst first meeting you ever had

and the murder attempt because you tried to eat his custard

so many tried to murder you, so you just see it as a very rude welcome or greeting

for some reason both of you befriended each other through cooking

and being work out buddies

no one knows how you can keep up with Beel for an entire day

but you can and it scares a lot of Demons

Belphegor:

how did you even meet him?

I mean everybody knows where he was stuck but a Demon shouldn´t really be able to find it but to be fair that is literally the point of his banishment

and unless your one that got plot armor and is the Main Character you wouldn´t have found him

and because you´re a Demon you got him out without the need of weird timeline shenanigans

because he didn´t try to murder you for his bullshit bias that he had (or still has?)

but he was still a little shit because your entire existence destroyed his plan to get out

[obeymycok]

MC’s Demon Form - Belphegor

Just to be clear, MC can use all their forms. This is just the one that the brothers first saw MC in. If you haven’t read the setup for these headcanons, as well as the pact headcanons that explain what’s happening here, I strongly recommend you do so (they will be linked below) Otherwise, on with the reactions!

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Pact Headcanons     Setup

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“MC!!!” Mammon shouted as he sprinted to the fallen beast followed closely by the rest of the brothers. Apparently, too close. Mammon stopped dead in his tracks, feet still sliding over the dirt as his brothers crashed into him at full force. They all got up ready to curse him out, but the sight in front of them quickly shut them up.

There you were, but you looked like..?

Belphegor...

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Lucifer

What?

That’s not what he expected

Obviously upset it’s not him, but doesn’t hold a grudge when he finds out you have a form for every demon

Please do not let Belphegor’s sin stop you from keeping up with training and RAD homework

Mammon

“OI! I’m yer first man, you should be using ME as your protector!”

He’s salty but show off your greed form for a bit and he’ll be fine

Willing to give piggy back rides if you’re tired

Let your first man do his duties dammit!

Leviathan

Obviously jealous, but he’s happy for Belphie

If anyone knows insecurity, it’s Levi and he knows Belphie still feels insecure about his relationship with you after what happened in the attic

Avatar of Envy pushes his jealousy aside to be happy for his lil bro

Let's you sleep on his Ruri-chan body pillow

Satan

Hopefully another menace to join the Anti Lucifer League

Seriously though, he’s very happy for Belphie

If he doesn’t already, he’ll read to you when you wanna nap or just don’t feel like doing anything

Once again, craves watching you tear some shit up

Asmodeus

He just thinks you’re absolutely adorable💖🥺

Wants to take you shopping so you guys can get matching silk bed sets

He’s actually rather calm about the whole thing compared to every other reaction of his

Guess even the narcissist can be truly happy for his baby brother

Beelzebub

He’s so happy he’s literally sobbing, not even getting words out, choking on air type shit

He just grabs the both of you and does not let go

Once he stops sobbing he literally turns into an excited Mammon

“I’ll pick up some Super Spicy Newt Chips and all the ingredients to make Belphie’s favorite soup and maybe even some sushi...OH MC could we maybe get some human world cheeseburgers before we leave I’ll buy enough for everyone🥺👉👈”

Belphegor

He’s frozen in place trembling as the tears pour down

Even after he....you still...you...he just can’t believe you’d want anything to do with him let alone his demon form and using his magic to protect yourself

“S-s-stupid h-hu-man...” and he breaks down as Beel and you hugged him for dear life

The Attic Sandwich Club needs to have an emergency session ASAP

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And the series is finished! Thank you to everyone who read all the parts and definitely lmk if you want more of this type of stuff and feel free to send ideas/requests! All parts will be tagged in my masterlist and the Setup post at the top :)

[misc-obeyme]

If the bros worked in a nightclub, what roles would they have, along with their stage names? Oh, and today is my birthday! I just wanted to share it with you🥳💕

Happy birthday, anon!!

Um, so I might not be the best person to ask about nightclub related things... I haven't been to many of them. I am an introverted homebody lol.

I'm not sure what you mean by roles? Like what kinda jobs they'd have if they worked at a nightclub?

Because if that's what you mean, then I can tell you what I think they'd all do! And I'm gonna say that Asmo just came up with stage names for all of them because he felt like it, no matter what they end up doing.

Asmo is absolutely on stage. No question about it. Whether he's singing or pole dancing or doing drag or whatever, that guy's the center of attention! Stage name: I kinda think he'd go for the single name. It's just straight up ASMODEUS. Probably stylized all in caps like that, too.

Beel is the bouncer. Not working the door, but watching things on the inside. Big and quiet and can easily pick up rowdy demons and toss them outside without a second look. Stage name: I kinda think Asmo could talk him into doing pole dancing. Because you know, it's super athletic and requires a lot of strength. I kinda feel like it'd end up being something about his muscles. Mr. Buffington perhaps. LOL. I dunno how serious these stage names are. Beel would probably be like uhhhh I'm just Beel.

Mammon is the finance guy. Most of the time, he's just crunching numbers, but when the club is in action, he's out on the dance floor, just kinda bringing some ambiance with his enthusiastic personality. Yeah, he might be trying to get people to buy the most expensive drinks, but he's also having the time of his life so nobody minds. Stage name: I like the idea that Mammon regularly gets into his dame outfit. Either straight up calls himself Goldie or something like... Lady Grimm. LOL!

Satan is bar tending. I don't know why, but I just think he'd be good at it. And he's probably the most competent one to be handling all that booze anyway. Lucifer would probably do a good job, but he can't be trusted around the Demonus. Stage name: because Asmo makes him wear cat ears all the time, he's obviously going to be something like Kitty Meow Meow. Anyone who actually calls him this gets decked.

Levi is handling all the tech. Stage lights? Fog machine? Audio equipment? This guy is on it! Hides most of the time and plays video games when he's not needed. Hates being out in the main area so hides in vip lounges all the time. Stage name: Lord of Shadows! Asmo can come up with whatever cutesy thing he wants, but Levi won't go by anything else. It doesn't matter because he would never actually be on stage so Asmo lets it be.

Belphie helps out with bar tending. He's too sleepy to partake of too much alcohol, it'd just make him sleepier. But he's smart and he's good at keeping an eye out for creepers trying to roofie drinks. He looks like he's not paying attention, but he notices everything. Subtly lets Beel know when there's a creeper that needs to be escorted out. Stage name: because I like the idea that Belphie will also sometimes do the dame thing and then he just goes by Belle - simple, elegant, and Asmo approved.

Lucifer oversees everything. He's the manager, of course. Makes sure everybody else is doing what they're supposed to. Hires extra muscles for Beel when needed. Only has the best demons working the door. Books musical gigs when Asmo's not performing. Keeps himself away from the alcohol and the Anti Lucifer League lol. Stage name: only on rare occasions does Lucifer do anything that would require a stage name and then he goes by Morningstar. Asmo's so awestruck he wouldn't even dream of protesting.

OKAY well I did my best lol. I'm sorry if this isn't really what you were looking for! You can always send me another ask with more detail on what exactly you're thinking of. But yeah, my knowledge of this stuff is lacking in general.

Either way, I hope you had a fabulous birthday, anon!

[eyewithinthesky]

Shitty headcanons

Obey Me

- Asmodeus doesn't use deodorant. He has so many rose scented bubble baths that the sent sticks and he just uses perfume for the rest.

-Levi has absolutely gone on the devildom black market to get video games from the human world.

-Barbatos has a room in the castle that is dedicated to astrology and future visions. (It's like a void)

- Satan has read A03 before (or the Devildom equivalent.) He's seen your posts.

-Lucifer reads your private messages too. He said you weren't the only one with that ability.

-addition, he reads the Anti Lucifer club chat the most to learn and avoid their pranks before it happens

-Diavolo has joined up with the hate luci club to prank him. He found it very funny.

-Belphie has one of those mini tents that you stuff with pillows and sleep with.

-Beel and Belphie have a solar projector

-Levi has a water projector

-Mammon has stolen RAD's credit card before and gone shipping with it.

The Magnus Archives

- Nikola reads all reviews on skincare products.

Additionally, she won't buy from brands if they've been animal tested.

- Helen wanted to own a hotel before becoming fused with the Distortion.

-Jon had listened to 'Everywhere at the end of time'

-Micheal has tried finger knitting. It didn't work (half joke one)

-Martin has seen videos online of people with pet mini highland cows and demands Jon get one.

-Elias has put cheap shitty wine in an exotic bottle to convince to his rich friends it's good (he drinks all the good wine)

-Tim has played Two trucks in the office before

- Sasha knows the violin. She learnt as a child.

[soul-of-the-sanada]

obey me brothers and picking up a new hobby

a/n: I can't sleep so have this

starting a new hobby because you're bored with the regular day to day, or someone's feeling inspired? who knows why anyone does anything.

lucifer 

lucifer would want to do something classy. maybe he'd offer to learn an instrument with you, or teach you something he knows. 

i think he'd enjoy some kinda craft where he can use his hands. maybe throwing clay, sitting there shaping it in his hands gives him a good sense of control and that's important to him. downside is he'd throw out anything with the slightest imperfection. 

mammon

whatever you want to do, mammon is with you every step of the way. and vice versa which makes picking out a new hobby for the two of you just plain exhausting.

i bet you could get this guy into hardcore couponing. he'd be the type to whip out that huge binder. everything is color coded by store/purpose/intended recipient/etc. 

he'd be really interested in antiquing. who knows what kind of treasure he might find, that would undoubtedly make him a quick grimm on the auction sites. 

levi

pls just let him go back to his room and play games

but not really. he's willing to go out, he just doesn't want to do anything physical. 

i think he'd like to take up something arty. he already does his own sewing and designing so maybe some kind of drawing class where he can design his own manga. you could easily sweet talk simeon into letting him do a special edition graphic novel of tsl. 

satan

idk I just get birdwatching vibes from him. he'd love tracking migration patterns and learning about native species. Satan would also learn birdcalls so he and belphie can signal each other for anti-lucifer club shenanigans. probably tries to set dangerous birds lose in the house because it makes lucifer a little crazy. he quickly stops when someone mentions that mc might get hurt. 

asmo

asmo would be all over designing and building miniatures. you want a tiny house, decorated in the best styles? they've got you. a tiny little hol, built to scale, where asmo pretends their brothers care about their fashion and design advice. there's little minis of the entire family and when someone misbehaves (mammon), their little figure gets put in time out in the crypt. 

beel

beekeeping. it's a pretty chill hobby, and he's generally a pretty chill person. he's a bit in tune, thanks to his demon form being insectoid. it's also good for him in the way of the bees making him honey. they love him so much, he gets so much honey. everything is sticky. send help.

belphie

photography. another pretty relaxed hobby. his biggest problem is getting sleepy if he has to wait for a while to get his shot. he would prefer to stick to nature sources because less people to deal with. his favorite shot is one he got of mc and beel silhouetted against a setting sun on their way home from RAD. he'd also learn how to develop his own film. 

[diavolosboobies]

I've been seeing some headcanons and just want to see

[blues824]

I came up with this idea at night so i wanted to request it but may I ask for an mc like yor? From spy x family where yor is drunk so she starts fighting Loid in episode 5 if I remember, with the brothers if you can

Wiki Fandom to the rescue yet again! Also, let’s say that Mc has a child (adopted) with her to make my life easier.

Edit: I did this on a Google Doc and somehow it didn’t save the other’s for some reason. I will now be depressed

Lucifer

Y’all are perfect for each other. You’re always courteous to anyone and everyone. However, he is slightly saddened how you tend to keep all interactions small and minimal. He understands how you might act differently with your child, but he can’t help it. Once Mammon was teasing her and you had a knife at his neck in seconds and Lucifer was there as well in his demon form.

To say that your daughter loved him as well was an understatement. Lucifer has 6 younger brothers and had a younger sister, so he has experience with younger children. He loves your daughter as well and you can often catch the two in Lucifer’s study with her on his lap asking him questions. He doesn’t get annoyed, but rather answers her questions to the best of his ability.

When you tell him about your former occupation as an assassin, he’s not surprised at all. In fact, he’s impressed you kept it from him this long. He’s also impressed at how you managed to go for so long without murdering his brothers. 

One thing he doesn’t like is how gullible you are. In a world of demons, it’s a tad concerning for you to be so easily persuaded. Do you know how many times you could possibly even get killed?! From then on, he will be by your (and your daughter’s) side whenever going outside of the HoL.

He makes it a point to never get you near Demonus ever again. One time, Diavolo hosted a party and Demonus was served and you kept drinking and drinking. Eventually, someone ticked you off and you started throwing hands and knives. He had to restrain you from killing someone.

Mammon

Complete opposites, lemme tell you. You’re always kind to anyone that you encounter, and you always make sure your interactions with people stay to the point. Mammon does the exact opposite. Although, it might be more helpful for him to not make any more deals with witches. He gets greedy for the affection you and your child give in private. It’s like he has his own family.

He loved your daughter with all his heart. She was so spoiled, it wasn’t even funny anymore. The amount of times where Mammon would walk in and her eyes would light up was so adorable. She would rush over and hug him. The three of you would often go on drives just because you needed something to do, and it was the moments like these that he treasured forever.

When you tell him about your former occupation as an assassin, he’s immediately frightened. Like, you killed people for a living?! How could you do that and not feel anything?! Truly, you were terrifying to him.

He also doesn’t like how gullible you are. I mean, don’t you know you or your daughter could get seriously hurt?! As your number one and as your protector, he takes his job seriously. He doesn’t want his new family to get harmed in any way.

He remembers one time where you both went to a party, and you got drunk. It was awesome because you got into a ‘bar fight’ at a club. You bet it ended up on Devilgram, but it only made everyone fear you because you won while being wasted.

Leviathan

I wouldn’t say you’re complete opposites. I mean, he’s kind to anyone who doesn’t make him angry or annoyed. He appreciates how you’re so nice to a yucky otaku like him. He doesn’t get sad whenever you’re feeling anti-social because 1) he’s like that as well and 2) you’re like that with everyone.

Levi also loves your daughter. He never knew how much he wanted a family of his own until you came into his life. He will definitely try to convince you to do family cosplays. The amount of times where you catch your daughter sleeping on Levi’s chest as they’re watching a kid-friendly anime is astonishing.

He’s kind of surprised, kind of not when you tell him about your former occupation. I mean, he’s seen animes like this, but he didn’t know this happened IRL. He already knew you were a force to be reckoned with, so he makes a note that he might die if he wrongs you in any way.

He can get past how gullible you are. He’s pretty impressionable too, even if he doesn’t want to admit it himself. Mans is able to gaslight you so hard. He’s able to keep you and your daughter all to himself, allowing him to live up to his title: The Avatar of Envy.

One time, at a small celebration within the HoL, demonus were served. Everyone was impressed with how much you were drinking. However, when arguments broke out, each brother had a knife a few inches from the spot where the sun doesn’t shine. Safe to say everyone quickly shut up and continued drinking.

[korra-northeast-germany]

Obey me side characters but Mammon is trans(ftm) God + Micheal included

Diavolo

Paid for Mammon's full transition

Is the reason with pride parades exist in Devildom

Made a QSA/GSA(queer straight alliance/gay straight alliance) club at RAD

Fired a teacher for saying that lgbgq+ people were just a stupid phase

Constantly sends Mammon love letters in the colour blue

Simp

He, Barbs, Solomon, and Meph always go to pride parades with or without Mammon

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Barbados

Is the co-leader of the RAD QSA

Sewed Mammon his first ever pride flag

Sells pride stuff online cutorsy of Mammon

Mammon's loving therapist

Helped Mammon start T

Also helps with Mammon's kleptomania and money issues

Basically free therapy

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Solomon

Sometimes struggles to understand

That's okay he's old

Is never and will never be a jerk

Took Mammon to drag shows in the human realm

Owns the mlm flag and a trans ally flag

forced the witches to stop being assholes

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Meph

I hate spelling this man's name it's complicated

Is the reason that teacher got fired

was the first boyfriend to find out

Can not will not will never allow someone to dare insult his husband

Is can will and has made sure to cancel bigots :) especially when those bigots target Mammon

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Luke

Took some time for him to process

Took some time to cry cause it felt like the Mammon he knew before was secretly an imposter and was happy to finally get to see the real Mammon

Whenever someone mentions Mammon's deadname around him he kicks them in the balls

Is apart of the QSA

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Simeon

Is in the QSA

Owns gay flag

Told Luke that Mammon was trans

First angel to find out

Told Micheal with permission

Litterally Mammon's gay best friend

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Micheal

Was told by simeon at first didn't really understand it

had to look into it some more even questioned Mammon a few times

Once he started to understand he Was quick to show his supports

Immedeatly sends people who are anti-lgbtq+ straight to purgatory because the demon realm and celestial realm don't want them

Helps educate other angels about lgbtq+ topics

Sends letters to his brother during pride month

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God

Realised his mistake too late

Always knew but was ashamed thst he messed up badly with his precious son

Never mentioned it to anyone but made sure to write it in jernouls whenever he wrote about his son

Always refered to mammon as his son even while the brothers were still angels

Very proud of his son for coming out

Has always will always love his child no matter what

Hates when religious people ssy: god hates the gays/you're going to hell for being gay immedeatly kills people who say that and sends them to purgatory

[captainai-47]

Individually, what does Isa think of each of the brothers? Does she notice something they all do as a habit or just in general? Would she care for them in Lucifer’s absence?(not in line with canon ofc-)

Does she know how to cheer them up if they are sad? What is her overall opinion on the brothers? How well does she react with them? How often do they hang out, if they do?

What is Isa’s favorite pass time?

At first, she was definitely hesitant and weary of them all. The first character she trusted was actually Simeon rather than any of the brothers. But as their bond grows, she warms up. And what does that mean? She’s secretly protective of them all. In a way, she’s very subtle with it but it’s also pretty obvious. Ex: Asmo complaining he’s tired after P.E class and his feet hurt. She’d piggyback him all the way back to the manor with no complaint nor if Asmo asked for it. Though she isn’t an active member of the Anti-Lucifer club, she doesn’t get in the way of their pranks so not to lose their fun UNLESS if she knows Lucifer is having a rough time. Only then she’d subtly hint to Luci about their shenanigans without ruining the surprise directly.

Her and Beel are gym buddies but also share the similar survivors guilt experience of choosing one over the other. She likes Leviathan talking about his pets and overall interest. She’s a very good listener. As for Belphie, she had the hardest time warming up to him but she understood his anger because she has it to. That kind of mourning manifesting to hatred really hits home for her. Satan and Isa? Cat buddies. Isa adores all animals so her and Satan talk about cats and or animal facts in general. Isa being an agent is also an incredible investigator, so Satan invites her with his detective acts and stuff. And Mammon? She doesn’t stop his troubles (that’s impossible) but she tries to look out for him quietly in the sideline. He’d be running from a group he scammed and all of a sudden, he’s in a dark classroom with a gloved hand over his mouth while the chasers run pass. She also never tattles unless if Lucifer ask her directly. So if she wasn’t questioned with a threat or depending on the severity of the situation, she won’t tell anyone what Mammon did.

[deviljesterlamb]

So Jayce and Solomon broke up it seems now in my mind...but for how long?...lol

~

Jayce: I'm done with Solomon! We're over! I hate him now again!

Satan: *watches Jayce leave the room in a fit of rage*

Mammon: What the hell happened?

Satan: Jayce and Solomon broke up...It seems...

Mammon: YES! FINALLY!

Asmodeus: Does this mean I have to set certain dates to be with Jayce now? Since I can't be with both of them together now I'm sure? *sad sigh*

Mammon: Sheesh who cares about that right now? SOLOMON LOST JAYCE! ONE LESS MAN TO WORRY ABOUT IN THEIR LIFE!

Satan: I wouldn't celebrate too soon...

Mammon: Huh?

Asmodeus: Wait, why?

Satan: Don't you remember how they first ended up together?

Mammon: ...

Asmodeus: ...Wait...Wasn't it through...

Satan: Yep...The passionate hate Jayce had for Solomon from the first day they met...

Asmodeus: If they ended up together finally afterwards through how powerful that passionate hate was. I can only imagine how it might be if that passionate hate returns!

Mammon: Oh please. Jayce is over Solomon! Hates him and that's that. Ain't no passion involved. I mean what? They are gonna make some anti-Solomon club devoted to just hatin' and talkin' about him? Pfft

Belphie: Satan? Ah...There you are. Jayce asked me something weird...

Satan: Weird like how?

Belphie: Well...They asked how our used to be Anti-Lucifer club started and all...and then asked how I felt about Solomon...I said not much, and they just left while muttering something about Barbatos...

Satan, Mammon and Asmodeus: ...

Asmodeus: JAYCE? DARLING? WE NEED TO TALK! NOW!

Mammon: *already running to find Jayce* JAYCE! DON'T DO IT, BABE! STOP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!