#forgive me for my stupidity

[twizzlerr]

what if we kissed our mouths together...... at the 2fort Intel room.......

[eiraeths]

soap: stupid- fucking

ghost: coffee machine broke again?

soap: i’m going to kill someone

ghost: have you tried sucking it sloppy style?

soap: do you know how to fix it?

ghost: i might

soap: i’ll suck you sloppy style for a fixed coffee machine

ghost: wait-

[egophiliac]

Ngl I keep thinking about your Ride Kamens comic where the green haired guy is brought back to reality when MC reminds him it's a front and he's all sad after he did all that work. And the only thing coming to mind is how the special name should be "Trois for Moi" to keep in with the French name game and the rhyming. I don't even play this game but I've been thinking about this all week

I. did think of "Trois for Toi" after I posted it. :') but uhhhhh leave Leon alone HE'S DOING HIS BEST OKAY

[jeanivere]

rip van winkle or whateva

[briliantlymad]

I need him fucked so badly. i want him whimpering screaming crying absolutely spent. squealing as obiwan fucks into him

[scouts-cosplays]

have some anti-cheavy propaganda

[torchstelechos]

I do think its really important to remember that SY was suppose to be the villain character but its only because of his kindness and newly gained life that he didn’t end as one. In the very beginning of the story we learn that Peerless Cucumber Bro often left comments on how SJ didn’t get his dues and needed to be punished more, and only after he transmigrated did he acknowledge how awful of a death SJ had. He also made point to explain that he only read the book for LBH, which he noted to enjoy his decisive actions and deft ability to kill. Markedly, he liked his brutality and personality over the erotica that the majority of PIDW fans enjoyed. Peerless Cucumber Bro is someone who loves action and the ability to cut right to the chase, something that he does not do and most likely has difficulty with in his world.

Speaking of, it is something to note that Peerless Cucumber bro is rich. He had head chefs, he could pay for a 6k+ chapter book of erotica in 20 days, he noted that he could not understand SJs envy and ambition for power since he lives well, and he even noted to himself that his family was well off. He is incredibly wealthy, and it shows. Which is important to note because he, not once, showed any guilt or remorse on dying and leaving his family behind. Yes, he sometimes refers to people as being similar to his family but he never showed any pain for losing that life like he did when he lost LBH. This is important because I genuinely think SY was depressed and self destructive to himself, which goes against popular HC that he was chronically/terminally ill (I do like this HC and like how its portrayed in fanfiction). It would explain how he ended up dying all alone by himself, and how blase he was to his own life and death.

SQQ is a self destructive force who ended up dying three times, and didn’t feel anything about death itself. He was worried about others and the effect it had on them, but for himself it was up and on again like it never happened. He does not care for his health, had self isolated as SY to the point he died alone, and has a horrible self esteem to the point that he continuously agrees when other people put him down and often calls himself the villain. Even though we have seen the evidence of someone who is always being thrust into new situations and awful plots, he calls himself lazy and easy going. He hides his thoughts and feelings behind his fan and has a remarkably thin face. At the very base of his actions and his thoughts, he is self destructive, powerful, and smart. This is the set up for a villain.

However, when shown the actual people in front of him and forced to act as SJ did towards LBH and his disciples, he flinches from it. He notes that it happening in front of him was different. His entire self soothing comedy monologue went quiet when he had to enforce the Endless Abyss scene, and grieved for the childish innocence he killed from one of his favourite people. SY was set up to be the villain and obviously thinks of himself as one, but can not act as one. If he had the choice LBH would have been his sticky sweet white lotus disciple for as long as LBH wished to be.

His kindness, as seen in the book, is what turned him from being “the scumbag villain” to the protagonist we see in the novels. Which, yes, he is a protagonist! He even has the protag halo that LBH has and its very funny in the meta way for SQQ not to realize this, but thats for another post. But he loves his disciples, he loves his peak lord siblings, he loves his Binghe, he loves his new life, and he is kind. That is what kept him from being the villain he sees himself as, his kindness and love for others. Whether that be romantic, platonic, or familial, he loves the people he has met and he treats them kindly. That is why it is important to remember that he was set up as the villain by everything in the story we do not see, but what we do see is him continuously changing the story to fit a new genre that lets as many people as he can save live. Sorry sorry, I just think about SY being set up as a villain so much. It changes a lot of views I have on the series when I remember the duality of SYs story and character development.

[wizardofgoodfortune]

HOB GADLING in 1.06

No one has to die. The only reason people die is 'cause everyone does it. You all just go along with it.

Bonus: Dream rolling his eyes, then shaking his head, all while taking a deep breath and sighing.

[todayisafridaynight]

[maslosstuff]

Two Becky's must be a time paradox?!

[room-surprise]

Happy Kabru Eve to all who celebrate!!!

In the early hours of Thursday (1/2/2024) we'll celebrate Kabru day, the day when Kabru first appears in the Dungeon Meshi anime!

So that makes today Kabru Eve, the night before Kabru Day. You should remember to leave out a plate of tomatoes and hard liquor (two of his favorite things) in case Kabru-Claus visits your house to steal the hearts of your friends and family.

This special holiday means tomorrow, we'll finally have all three forms of Kabru available to us:

LITTLE KABRU!

REGULAR-SIZED KABRU!

And of course, our stalwart guardian for the past four episodes, GIANT KABRU!

Happy Kabru Eve, to one and all!

And don't forget, if we're all very good and Dungeon Meshi makes a lot of money for Netflix and Trigger, next year we'll get to celebrate Mithrun Christmas. That's when Captain Mithrun teleports behind you, and beats you to death with a brick from his bag of treats.

[kaynes-secret-blog]

Imagine a situation where

Arthur is definitely aromantic, like 0 romantic feelings, but after John and him get closer he actually starts to think that maybe he was wrong. He is actually feeling love for John, for the first time in his life he can say he is in love, it's weird but, he accepts it. He loves John.

Until John gets a body.

Once the separation occurs the love... Vanishes. It doesn't feel the same anymore. Arthur still love him but... The romantic feeling is not there anymore. John still loves him with all his newly beating heart.

And then they realize.

Arthur never really loved John like that, it was John. It was all John, his feeling bleeding into Arthur in their weird eldrich osmosis.

They're still friends. They have a QPR and all. But John pining gives me life I'm so sorry.

I'm a sucker for one-sided Jarthur. Honestly I might be projecting (onto Arthur).

[tealmussel]

I'm sorry.

[z-grist]

splat band + side order sketch dump

[strelitzien-gewaechs]

davesport cos im back in the fucking building (obsessed w dayshift at freddys again)

[mothsartart]

happy disability wrath month. this has been sitting in my head for weeks now, and i finally was able to do something with it