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nervousmonolith ยท 1 year
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here is bread mono
enjoi the bread :]
tis warm and fresh and for u
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omg yummers
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marlinspirkhall ยท 1 year
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๐Ÿชฉ Lewisa-watches-THG-2524 follow
District Ten's tribute doesn't deserve to win because she murdered both of district three's tributes at the cornucopia day one in cold blood
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It's. A death game. The point is literally to murder each other โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ
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I can't believe some of you are still watching the fucking hunger games after everything that came out about the way they treat tributes in the Capitol after they win
๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ› to-kill-a-mockingjay follow
... umm, if it took reading The Finnick Docket for you to realize the hunger games were bad there is NO HOPE for you
๐Ÿฆท i-steal-teeth follow
why...?
๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ› to-kill-a-mockingjay follow
23 children are literally murdered each year???????
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yeah but on average, 76% of the tributes signed up for tessera, so they knew what was coming
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actually, the tessera statistic has been debunked several times.
โ” avox-anon-deactivated252014092520
You're missing the point, even if the tessera statistic was true then forcing children to sign up for something so they can eat is FUCKED
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Okay but some of us would literally LOVE to be in the hunger games. I'm from district 2 and I literally wasn't allowed to volunteer as tribute because they had too many volunteers. Not everyone is forced to participate in the hunger games, some of us literally train for it for years. Fighting in the hunger games is a privilege. Remember that.
๐Ÿ—ฟ Colossus-of-snowdus follow
putting the word privilege up on the banned words shelf until you learn what words mean...
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@THG-reject-2523 weren't you the tribute who bit the announcer on the ear two years ago โ˜ ๏ธ pretty sure that's why they banned you lmao
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We should be forcing the Capitol children to fight instead
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Oh my god touch grass lmao
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I literally can't
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transrevolutions ยท 8 months
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french revolution dashboard simulator
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๐Ÿ€ ami-du-peuple Follow
uh actually man has the right to deal with his oppressors by devouring their beating hearts. hope this helps.
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Hold up. Okay. Actually, fuck this. This sort of violent rhetoric should not be tolerated on here. Do you seriously think this sort of thing is going to make the nobility give you more rights???? You must be out of your minds! Reported.
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reblog to devour this guy's beating heart
#username checks out lmao #politics #everybody point and laugh #common adp w
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update: new canto out now!!! go check it out ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅ€ (remember don't like don't read <3)
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@centuriesandskies this you?? not such a great look for a convention rep ngl
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listen. I wrote this a long time ago, before I went into serious politics. the account is deactivated for a reason.
I was twenty. I did poorly. I can do better.
#sj.txt #if this is the worst dirt you can dig up on me #i'm way less corrupt than half the people in the convention these days #at least i'm not doing fucking. embezzlement. #also sacredhostreceipts if you're who i think you are #don't you have better things to do rn?
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why the fuck is everyone tagging this with french??? political figures?
#what the hell is going on over there #also maybe cool it with the death threats #I don't want this blog to get taken down #what's a girondin #is this some joke I'm not french enough to understand #showdown update
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โ›ช progressivepriest Follow
Unpopular opinion but why is everyone so up in arms about the new Civil Oath? Literally all it's asking is for you to promise not to commit treason just because the Pope tells you to? I can see where people are coming from with the whole violation-of-religion deal, but can you blame the Assembly for trying to make sure the people aren't forcibly subjugated by the wealth of the nobility?
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Sounds like something a heretic would say. To betray the Pope and king is to betray the will of God and your eternal soul! You should pray for forgiveness and pledge loyalty to the monarchy or have fun burning in hell. Sorry not sorry.
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L + ratio + iirc the Bible says "it is easier for a rope to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" (Matthew 19:24)
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occasional based catholic moment, go off OP!
๐ŸŒŠ sea-of-revolution Follow
looked the faith-first-always guy's blog, he's like a massive anti-huguenot too ๐Ÿ™„ why is it always the prot-exclusive radical catholics smh
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LMAOOOOO HE DEACTIVATED
#religion tag #percs fuck off #anyways op makes a valid point #reblog #percs dni
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she committee on my safety til I can't go public
๐ŸŠ springtimeofgovernment Follow
I don't understand the joke, can someone explain please?? ๐Ÿ™‚ Thank you!
๐Ÿงต seamstressproud Follow
is that fucking MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE?!!?!?!?
๐Ÿ›Œ virtuous-bedtime Follow
oh my god citizen robespierre I'm so sorry this was not meant to break containment lol I didn't even know you were on this site please forget you saw this
#this is the most embarassing moment of my life #literally sobbing rn #the original post is /j i prommy #i cannot be known as the citizen who had to explain this to the government
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๐Ÿช“ indulgentsfuckoff Follow
fabre d'eglantine is NOT your poor little meow meow citizens he literally falsified decrees from the national convention and embezzled money to line his own pockets. I don't care how uwu babygirl you think he is he is a CRIMINAL who should be ARRESTED
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#baguette #loaf #croissant #i-give-people-bread #indulgentsfuckoff #silly
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๐Ÿงฑ comic-sans-culotte Follow
fucking fed up with the constant threat of the swiss guard, I think it's time we got some gunpowder and weapons and took things into our own hands yknow what I'm saying
๐Ÿงฑ comic-sans-culotte Follow
I'm no longer joking about this btw
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update:
hopital
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ok bc I've gotten like 50 asks about this: I am not injured and I am not in need of medical care. the punchline was that we stormed the fucking hotel des invalides to get guns and powder. didn't want to clarify the joke before now for security reasons but everyone knows about that and the bastille thing by now. please direct your money to people who actually need it.
#shouldve clarified the last post was /j #however I assumed yall knew this joke already #anyways #revolution #personal #500 #1k
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๐ŸŒพ nopain-nograin Follow
got so high at the festivial 2day i thnk i saw hte suapreme being
#robespiere speech was prboably ๐Ÿ”ฅ #unforntuately i camt rember any of it #grainposting #oipum ehre is somtehing else thes days #memes
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๐ŸŽจ jldavid-real-moved Follow
incredible speech from @springtimeofgovernment today at the jacobin club. nobody should be permitted to use their positions as civic leaders to commit crimes against the people, even under the guise of revolutionary fervor. if it comes to it, I too will drink the hemlock with him. for france. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
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Thanks for your support, @jldavid-real
The situation over here is deteriorating really quickly, the representatives are getting violent and abandoning due process entirely. Anything you can do to stand with us now would be very appreciated. You do a lot of great work for the revolution, and I trust you completely.
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@jldavid-real are you still there? We could really use your help right now.
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boosting @springtimeofgovernment here, can confirm he's been injured in a skirmish at the hotel de ville, they're passing summary death sentences without trial, @jldavid-real where is the help you promised us??? the people of paris are our only hope now.
edit: of course he moved blogs. coward.
#sj.txt #disappointed yet unsurprised #marat would be ashamed of you #9 thermidor #update
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๐ŸŽป lacarmagn01e Follow
DNI if you support any of these groups/people or their actions: m0narchists, f3uillants, br1ssotins/g1rondins, th3rmidorians, b0napart1sts, h3nri du v3rgier (also goes by c0mte de r0chjacquelin), charl0tte c0rday, or lafay3tte
(h3bertists and dant0nists you're on thin ice. behave.)
#censored so they dont show up in the tags #dni #get your nasty ass ideologies off my page #won't hesitate to block and/or report any violators #pinned
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reblog to make the directoire choke to death on their stupid fucking outfits
๐ŸŒŠ sea-of-revolution Follow
hey staff. yeah you. where did this blog go?? notfishgoujon and prairial-95 are gone as well?? cowards too afraid to show your faces lmao especially after the fucking mess the directoire's made of the country. bet you anything that staff are on their fucking payroll too iykwim at least the republic didn't tolerate fucking bribery
#this site's gone to the dogs since thermidor yr 2 #following the trend of the rest of the country tbh #i'll probably get nuked for posting this #if so i'm not making a new account #i'll just make a paleocities or smth #politics tag #reblog #don't play with me ik full well gb didn't delete his blog of his own free will #they also zero note glitched it #just when you think they can't stoop lower
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๐Ÿ“• spectrehauntingeurope Follow
it's been 50 fucking years since gracchus-babeuf (and the other CoE blogs) were deleted without warning and still no response from staff, the govt, or anything. the site's gone through a fuckton of ownership changes and still nothing.
we're working on a bit of a project (some of you might know abt it already), it's gonna be out prob in the next year or so. remember '89. remember '93 and '94. remember '97.
the people will rise again. it's only a matter of time. ๐Ÿšฉ
-mod karl
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Manifesting being a rich motherfucker, lets get this bread! A tarot reading ๐Ÿฅ–ย 
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Queen of Swords ๐Ÿ’
21ยฐ Virgo to 20ยฐ Libra, waters in the airย of Yetzirah, Binah
Babe, if you want money, go out and get money. I literally just complained to my co workers for like 30mins and I got 38 extra hours! It works! If you want something it is ultimately up to you to achieve it. Do not be too cold with it but, you can fight and actively pursue this bread. Everyone needs money and you are no different do not feel bad for asking.
Luxury ๐Ÿท
Four of cups, Moon in 3. Cancer, Chesed through Water
With more personal emotional stability, you are better able to take on more responsibility. You are at a point where you can now think about making money rather then just barely keeping yourself afloat. While you are about to enter the realm of making and saving more money think about opening a CD! Or even learning about investing! Not only are you at a place to make more for yourself you are also able to think of money in a more complex way. Every time my CD gets a few dollars in there thats just money magic in action.
The Hierophant ๐Ÿซ–
Sun in Sagittarius, Jupiter in Pisces, Taurus, Chokmah to Chesed, Earth
Trust your inner instincts and also do not be afraid for asking for help. When it comes to making money, what you can manage work wise, career wise, and how to balance literally comes with experience. You cannot gain experience in the work world without fucking around and finding out. However, never lose yourself in the pursuit of chasing that dollar. And do not fall into the NONSENSE that the CORPORATE LOSERS TELL YOU! You need a work life balance how it comes to be is just different for everyone.
Extras:
Story/vent:
My deans list letter will come in soon! ๐Ÿซถ
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"trust me to always feed into fem!jordans delusion that the strap is real. knock me up daddy"
No because for real, she asks you things like "I'm gonna cum, you want it, baby, want me to cum inside your pretty little princess cunt ?" and they want you to beg for it.
Alternatively, Jordan fucking in female form for the first time, this being only the second time you actually have sex with them. And you're not ready for how much they want you to beg them to fuck you. You get used to it pretty quickly, though. Hearing her moans and groans of pleasure, cut by "You wanna cum, baby ? Want me to knock you up ? Cum inside that freshie cunt ?"
And you can only say yes, because, how the fuck could you say no ?
(also, I don't know which ones are taken, so I'm gonna start signing my requests with this emoji (solely because I feed into the French clichรฉ of the bread addict [it's true, people, baguette is a part of every of my French girl's meal, every day]) . Do tell me if it's already taken. Love you, and take care โค๏ธ)
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they enter demon mode fr. they're fucking awful for your little pussy regardless but when you validate their gender fuckery? make them feel strong and fucking powerful in their fem!form? its over for you, i fear.
knees folded to your chest, toes curling in the air, feet swaying, bed rocking, chain dangling in your face over for you. "fuck - this fucking - " the rough slap of their strap pounding into the wet flesh between your legs you almost miss the filth spilling from their lips, just barely registering, "you love this dont you? love my fat fucking dick beating up this pussy?"
but you do hear it, and you encourage it, nodding your head widly on your pillow, eyes filling with overwhelmed tears of pleasure. "y-yes, daddy fuck. fuck my pussy please - oh - oh! its so good, daddy fucks my pussy so good-"
"gonna cum in you." they pant, black hair fanning around their pretty face in contrast to the pained - almost angry way they're looking down between youd bodies to watch the black silicone cock plunge in and out of your slick hole. "daddy's gonna give you his fucking load - fuck it right into this tight." thrust. "little." thrust. "cunt."
your hands slide along the flexing muscles of their back, moaning at how the tendons there move and jerk under your fingers - somehow knowing that - feeling the strength - the work they're putting into fucking railing you never fails to blank your brain. such a strong supe, one of the strongest ever. and you're the one they take to bed every night. you're the one getting your little pussy destroyed. no one else.
you spread your legs wider at the thought, inviting the pounding cock to pound even deeper into your silken wet depths. cunt slicking and clutching and fucking gurgling shes so fucking turned on by jordans strap - by jordans fucking.
"uuhhhh, yeahhhh daddy - y- yeah. want your cum, want daddies cum in my - in me, please, please, please-"
"fuck, baby -"
"daddy!"
"yeah - "
"shit. oh fuck, im coming. oh fuck - you're so good. you feel so fucking good, jesus christ - milk my dick, baby. just like that - milk daddys dick -"
even if its just their strap, the orgasm they have against it from the constant pressure of it pressing into their clit from fucking you makes them feel like they're filling you up. it helps a fuckton that they actually know what it feels like to have your warm walls milking their real cock. makes it that much hotter.
they kiss you open mouthed and downright filthy ad you both come down. your sweat cooling, their necklace pooling between your tits as they brush kisses over your face.
you squeeze their waist with your thighs.
"im feeling triplets with that deposit."
"fuck that."
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krakenkakes ยท 6 hours
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OMORI OC/NPC DASHBOARD SIMULATOR (pt 1??)
idk we just did this for fun or whatever. the usernames were bitches to come up with iidc if they're trash atp ,, just sillying
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๐Ÿž bowenbaker Follow
Please stop by down to our little bakery in Faraway Town,we sell very nice bread. Please I need money immediately
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I swear to the great heavens above this isn't how you promote a business.
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Come start work here and promote it yourself then.
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no
๐Ÿž bowenbaker Follow
pussy.
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?????????? HEY???
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โ˜• tealeaves Follow
woodlice infestation again:(
โœจ thealmightymaverick Follow
pardon??? again???
โ˜• tealeaves Follow
again:(
๐Ÿซ arielgarciaoffical Follow
the woodlicerrrrrr
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I went to nap for 2 hours and Ariel Garcia has somehow blown up my unimportant Tumblr rant. sigh
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hotwheelz ๐Ÿ” tentacool
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๐Ÿš tentacool Follow
PLEASE JUSTE LEAVE ME ALONE
#IVE RECIEVED 20 IMAGES OF THEIS SMAE SKULL IN MY ASKS <- og tag #rbs #op might be going through it #this is hilarious #thanks anon #20???
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๐Ÿญ hotwheelz Follow
happy 3 month anniversary of when someone logged into my Tumblr and changed my username to hotwheelz and nothing else. I've kept it because it's too good to lose
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btw op is apart of a gang irl please block
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huhwhat. who even is this
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arielgarciaoffical ๐Ÿ” thealmightymaverick
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Just got so excited I threw up do my adoring followers ever do this also. of course you do I'm such an amazing idol that people can relate to!!!
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I think I hauve mental illness
#yeah you do #seek help this isn't normal
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๐Ÿง candyland Follow
I really hate working I hate my job
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stuop reblogging this I think my boss has Tumblr it might be over
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๐Ÿฅ– daphnebaker Follow
Was it casual when we used to sneak out and have picnics under the moon with nothing but a hardly lit lamp and eachother. Was it casual when you stayed by my side despite the things I wrote about you in my diary, even though you never actually found out about it. Was it casual when you held my hand when no one was around and told me you loved me all the time.
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oh my!
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uhm girlie no it wasn't are you like actually genuinely OKAY.
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I BEG YOUR SINCERE PARDON. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED!?
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true!!!!!!
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true!
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true...
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very very true!
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true!!
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true!!!
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TRUE!!!
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reblog this post for patsta โค๏ธ
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fuck yeah!
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beauberries ๐Ÿ” kaleidoscopes
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Katie your outfit to colourful your shoes too swag, they'll kill you!
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WHAT who is THEY.
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god forbid women have hobbies
#this made me laugh out loud #who is they will be in my vocab for the next week #god forbid!!!! #rbs #i thimk I know both of these guys. also
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thatdeadaquarius ยท 2 years
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I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-
MINCE YOUR WORDS.
IN ONE SENTENCE.
PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.
EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.
Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. ๐Ÿ˜ค Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-
No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-
No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-
And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:
'One with the Floor!'
One with the what?
'Shake your ass, sir!'
Cue spitting tea-
(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things ๐Ÿ’€) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.
Aight, imma just.. go.
*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread ๐Ÿฅ–
Also @2:20
For you ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฅall the bread for the superior ask, anon
I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence ๐Ÿ’€
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^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON
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"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)
"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order ๐Ÿ˜ญ)
"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)
...
You in the background like: ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??
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They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences
Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes ๐Ÿ˜ญ), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)
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People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:
Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break ๐Ÿ™ rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply ๐Ÿ’€, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) ๐Ÿ˜”
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Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else
Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,
(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)
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Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3
ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING
Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall โ™ก
Cheers,
๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒงAquariusโ™’๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒ˜
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@karmawonders
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nrdmssgs ยท 6 months
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Send this garlic bread ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿง„ to the five nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart
I love you <3
I love you too. And our silly guys...
โ€œPity, not everybody can be like you two.โ€ Gaz didnโ€™t move an inch away from the rear sight, as he muttered to himself.
It was supposed to slip unnoticed.
But it didnโ€™t.
โ€œLike me and Christine?โ€ Olga shrugged her shoulders and continued setting up the tripwire at the entrance to the room. โ€œWhat do you mean?โ€
Kyle cursed under his breath. These two could turn deaf when someone asked them to stay wary and not risk their lives for at least the first hour of the mission. But now, when he let himself the tiniest commentary that was too complicated to explain or expand โ€“ they were all ears. He turned his gaze to Riot, but immediately looked away, because she was looking at him point-blank.
โ€œI mean, youโ€™re so differentโ€ฆ almost antipodes. Yet you work so well together.โ€ He pretended to adjust his rifle. โ€œIts like you two understand everything about each other without even discussing.โ€
Gaz was ready for a heavy silence, judging gazes, but there was nothing alike coming. Instead, Olga grunted โ€œThere are many things, I donโ€™t understand about our my Christine.โ€
โ€œMany things like?...โ€ Riot came closer to Zhar and started correcting warpaint on her friends face, as if it was the fancy party makeup.
โ€œLike how you meet this most intimidating guy on Earth, the living legend, and quite a grim oneโ€ฆ and decide, heโ€™s your safe person, and let him close. Even sleep with your eyes closed next to him.โ€ Despite the harshness of her words, Olga remained relaxed and even smiled.
โ€œTakes time to let your guard down and find a way to each other. But its worth the path and the obstacles.โ€ Riot finished correcting the warpaint and took a step back to appreciate her work. โ€œNow you tell me, how you meet this nicest, safest guy, everybodys buddy, a heart of goldโ€ฆ and decide, heโ€™s your archenemy and you`d never give him any chance?โ€
โ€œEhm, I guess, it takes time to le-โ€œ
โ€œOH FOR FUCKS SAKE, NEBO, WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR FIVE BLOODY YEARS BEFORE YOU LET ME CLOSER!โ€ Nikolais voice came through the comms like a thunder, cutting Olga off.
Zhar jumped in surprise and, clutching the microphone with her palm, she casted an angry glance at Gaz, who was already curled up from silent laughter.
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graciebaberams ยท 6 months
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I fucking love bread ๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿž ๐Ÿฅฏ
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thotsandpreyers ยท 1 year
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โœก๏ธ Happy Passover ๐Ÿ”ฏ We may not ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ be allowed ๐Ÿšซ to eat ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅ–bread ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ซ but that cut D ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคค๐ŸŒis KOSHER as FuCk!!๐Ÿ‘… PharHOE wouldnโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿšทlet our ancest-whores ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿฝleave Egypt ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ–•, so G-d sent down 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ not so slutty plagues ๐Ÿซฃ to the kingdom๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿธ๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿค•โ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿฆ—๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ‘ป when we finally ๐ŸŽ‰ got the green light to leave ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšฆโœ… the BREAD didnโ€™t have the time ๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•Ÿ to rise, but that SCHMUCK ๐Ÿ˜ sure will ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ Send this to your 10 ๐Ÿ“œHaggadah Hoes๐Ÿ“œ!! If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back ur ๐Ÿ˜ฟ gonna be dry as a desert ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿœ๏ธ and no one will want to wonder it for 40 years ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ž if you get back 5๏ธโƒฃ youโ€™re on your way to the HOLEy land๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคค if you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back youโ€™re actually hot ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ’…like the burning bush ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”ฅ if you get more ๐Ÿคฏ than 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ Daddy will spread those cheeks like the red sea ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿซฑ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซฒ๐ŸŒŠ and show you a real SEEDer ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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daisychainsandbowties ยท 9 months
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crying at your tags for the bread poem I wrote๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– please accept these cat photos in thanks!!
especially this: #something about how bread is not very forgiving & baking as science not art (and yet. artistry) echoes of shannon in the precision of it#and echoes of her in making little bread designs once she gets good. in braided loaves made with the same motions as shannon used#to braid beaโ€™s hair. dough smoothed with the same motion mary used to wipe blood & tears from shannonโ€™s sleeping (dead) face - gonna be thinking about this forever and hadn't even considered braided loaves and the motions of that??? your mind ๐Ÿ’– i am holding and cherishing your thoughts.
oh yeah and the story for this cat (who is not my cat, unfortunately) she was available for adoption at the humane society for six fucking months despite being an absolute sweetheart before finally getting adopted (right before I was aboutt o adopt her ๐Ÿ˜ญ)(but she has a good home now, so I'm happy for her)!
๐Ÿฅบ aw iโ€™m glad my tags made you happy ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ the braid thing isnโ€™t really my headcanon (a gift from a friend ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–) but itโ€™s important to me, how bea tries to mirror shannon & how she sees this ghost of her in ava. how that scares her, too, the โ€œtheyโ€™re never yours. they never lastโ€ of loving what is mortal (and yet, and yet, a girl who can fall from the sky and wake up in her arms) & that test where you hold up the dough to see how the light leaks through. light spilling out of ava and none of it metaphorical enough.
thereโ€™s something ๐Ÿฅบ about repetiton and Beatrice and that poem by Chen Chen that goes
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& for some reason bread is very avatrice-coded ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ (extra croissants for gay reasons) so yeah ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Character asks: 7, 8, 12, 25, 26 for the lovely breadboy Peeta! ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅ–
BREAD BOY!
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
I fkn love when they talk about how smart he is, talk about his strategies for winning the games, for survival, how good he is with the media and the capitol people to make them love him and katniss. i just fkn love a good meta about smart that boy is.
8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
this is more of a twitter thing i've noticed, but it does annoy me when people, usually in convos shit-talking gale, act like peeta was this perfectly angelic cherub who just simped for katniss 24/7.
was he a great, kind, understanding, patient love interest majority of the time and ultimately the best choice for katniss? yes, of course he was. but he still had his moments where he was jealous and bitter and acted cold towards her, especially at the end of thg and starting of catching fire when katniss didn't return his feelings.
and those moments were normal of course, he's a fkn teenage boy. but this idea that he was perfect and never had his bad moments is a disservice to how well-rounded his character is, and particularly fucks me off when it's done to make gale look shit.
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
hmmm i don't write a lot of thg fic (none in fact) so idk that i actually have that many peeta headcanons. hmmm, maybe that peeta is the one who eventually tells their kids about the hunger games and their role in the rebellion. despite what katniss says in the epilogue, i can't get past the idea that she would just not want to talk about it. but even though it's painful, i think peeta would be the one to initiate that conversation with their kids.
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
ooof don't hate me but i wasn't that fussed on peeta at first. i was sort of like..... alright, i guess. at least that's how i remember it lol. i think i was just more interested in katniss leading a rebellion and probably a bit disappointed that we didn't get a childhood friends to lovers arc because that's my jam.
but now? now? oh he is my man, i love that boy. the older i get the more i appreciate and love his character.
26. I think you were supposed to ask me a random question here lmao?
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starrgaziinggg ยท 2 years
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BEGIN AGAIN | hwang hyunjin
Chapter twenty-seven
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*โœง๏ฝฅ๏พŸ: *โœง๏ฝฅ๏พŸ: chapter twenty seven
Summer seemed to fly by for you. You'd spent most of your time either working for Minho, hanging out with your friends, or spending time with Hyunjin.
You were honestly shocked at how well your relationship had been going, and your friends hadn't stopped telling you how they felt the same. Jeongin had even let it slip that he, Changbin, Seungmin and Minho had started betting about when you'd get engaged. This made Hyunjin turn paler than a ghost when he found out, and had, of course, become a new running joke within your friend group.
It was the end of August, the heat of the summer finally starting to settle. You were currently sitting in front of Hyunjin's fancy work computer, sun streaming in through his large penthouse windows, as you sat nervously. Your final grades for the year were being posted in less than five minutes. You knew how hard you'd worked to be able to achieve the best possible grades, but with everything that had been going on around the time of your exams, you had no clue how they would turn out.
"You'll be fine, babe," you hear your boyfriend say as he walks up to you from behind, placing his hands on your shoulders and giving them a squeeze. He'd taken the afternoon off to be with you when your exams came out, which you were super thankful for, and you smiled up at him as you turned around in the swivel chair.
"I know, I just really want to do well," you replied with a sigh. Hyunjin bent down slowly and gave you a forehead kiss, which you responded to by leaning against his tall frame.
You'd had to move out of your student apartment two weeks ago as your lease had run out, but you were struggling to find an apartment, mostly because you didn't know where you'd be working yet so you didn't know what location would be most suited to you. So, you'd been living with Hyunjin for the past two weeks. You'd initially rejected his offer to stay at his while you figured things out, not wanting to be a burden, but he'd called you stupid for thinking you'd ever be a burden to him.
So now his apartment was filled with boxes, clothes and you. He didn't mind it one bit.
"It's on the hour, refresh the page," Hyunjin says, snapping you out of your trance. You check the time and he's right, so you refresh the internet page and click on the link to your results.
You don't even realise what's happened until you feel Hyunjin pull you in to give you a back hug and congratulate you. When you squint your eyes to focus in on the screen, it reads A, A, A, B.
You swear your cheeks almost split from the huge grin you sport, standing up to hug Hyunjin properly. Damn, were you proud of yourself. You knew the B was in the class that you had the horrible exam in, but you honestly thought you'd failed it, so to get a B was amazing. And an A in your other classes?
"My girlfriend is the smartest woman on the planet," Hyunjin sings as he lifts you up to twirl you around. You laugh as he places you down. "You should message the group chat by the way, the boys haven't shut up about your exam results since this morning."
You roll your eyes as you pick up your phone to answer the influx of texts you'd received throughout the day. You'd been too nervous to talk to the boys, waiting until you knew you results before answering.
BUNCH OF USELESS FUCKING IDIOTS
-> members: Baby Bread ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅ– , Papa Smurf ๐Ÿ’™, Changbin Aegyo King ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฝ, Puppy ๐Ÿถ, Lino ๐Ÿ™€, Aussie Chick ๐Ÿฅ <3, Hyun ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป, HANdjob ๐Ÿ˜”, The one with the uterus ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ
HANdjob ๐Ÿ˜”
Has the woman got her exam results yet
Lino ๐Ÿ™€
Not for another ten minutes Jisung
HANdjob ๐Ÿ˜”
Ugh
I'm literally on the EDGE of my seat rn
Papa Smurf ๐Ÿ’™
I've literally taken a break to see what she gets haha
Baby Bread ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅ–
I got someone to cover my class lolll
The one with the uterus ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ
A A A B !!!!!
You laugh at your friends, sending in your grades with a shake of your head. You receive an influx of messages, all congratulatory, save from a couple from Jisung about how you could represent him in court when he inevitable kills Minho, and some from Minho about Jisung would absolutely never be able to kill him no matter how hard he tried.
You had plans to see each other tomorrow since it was Friday, of course, so you closed off your phone after sending another message about seeing them then. You were looking forward to this Friday night dinner, since it was at Chan's and he'd invited Jaehwa to come to, which allowed Changbin to extend an invite to Myeong. They still hadn't announced their wedding date, despite talk of it being as soon as December, but you were almost certain they'd make the announcement on Friday. Hyunjin was already talking about what colour tie he should get to match your dress, although you hadn't even started looking for an outfit yet.
"Stop thinking so much, you'll damage your smart brain cells," Hyunjin snapped you out your thoughts with his stupid comment, causing you to swivel in your chair to face him. He was sprawled out on the sofa, phone in hand with a huge smile on his face. You swear you'd never seen the man happier than in the last two months. He gave you the rundown of the conversation he'd had with his dad, and you hadn't been prouder than when he told you how he stood his ground. Thankfully, his father hadn't been in contact with him since. "What you up to next weekend?"
You raise an eyebrow. "Why?"
"Just tell me, you brat," Hyunjin chuckles, using a grabby hand to motion for you to sit with him. "I may or may not be planning something."
Getting up from your chair, you flop down onto the sofa with your boyfriend, shaking your head at his mischievous grin. "Something that involves me?"
"Everything I do involves you these days," he says nonchalantly, wrapping his arms around your waist. "So, what's your plans."
"Minho asked me to work Saturday and Sunday -"
"Redacted."
"What do you mean 'redacted'?" you laugh, manoeuvring Hyunjin so that you can properly see his face.
"I mean, redacted. Anything else?"
"You're being weirder than usual today," you turn to sit cross legged in front of him, catching a glimpse of his open phone beside him. Curiosity killing the cat, you grab it before Hyunjin realises what you're doing, holding it out of reach to read the screen. "Plane tickets?"
He just grins at you. "Mum asked if we wanted to visit her next weekend. Want to come?"
"Seriously?" He nods at you, full of sincerity.
"I mean, I just fucked my relationship with one parent, why not rekindle the relationship with the other?" He laughs, though you can't tell whether he's upset or excited. Maybe a mixture of both.
"You didn't fuck anything," you remind him, although you know that he knows this full well. He shrugs.
"I fucked you."
He gets an elbow to the rib for that, giggling when you roll your eyes. "If you tell Minho why I can't work, I'll come with you."
"Done and done. Should I book the tickets?" he takes his phone from your hands, and you nod your head. You watch as his finger hovers over the button to buy them, and you take his free hand in yours.
"Don't be nervous. You know how much your mum loves you, it will be great to see her again. Plus, you'll get to meet your step siblings! You always said you wanted a brother or sister," you remind him, knowing exactly how he feels. Since spending so much time with eachother, you could probably read his mind if you tried hard enough. "Plus, I'll be there the whole time, and I'm pretty awesome."
"Hm, I dunno about that," he mocks as you roll your eyes, watching him book the tickets without another thought. "Thanks, though. Your dumbass always knows what I need to hear."
"I love these compliments disguised as insults, by the way. I like having to work out the deeper meaning," it's his turn to roll his eyes at your sarcasm. "Now, what you making me for my celebratory dinner?"
He pretends to think, as if he would ever cook for you. "Takeout?"
You laugh knowing this would have been the outcome. "One of everything?"
"Anything for you, princess."
Chan's dinner rolls around pretty quickly. Minho drives you there, since you'd been working at the restaurant all day and had brought a change of clothes there so you could head straight after your shift finishes. You're greeted at Chan's door with instant noise and commotion, and as you walk in you realise you and Minho were the last to turn up. Everyone has a drink in hand, there's music on, and it feels more like a party than your usual Friday night dinner.
"Ugh, finally! The testosterone in the room was driving me insane," you hear as your engulfed into a warm hug, Myeong wrapping her arms around you dramatically. "I've missed you!"
You pull apart to give the smaller woman a grin. "Right back at you! Have you met Jaehwa yet?"
"God, isn't she gorgeous? I don't think I've ever met a woman as suited to Chan as she is, honestly," Myeong gushes, and you're instantly glad the two get on well. "Now come on and have a drink."
You follow Myeong further into Chris's apartment, weaving through your friends to take a glass of champagne off of the counter and greet people.
"What's the celebration?" You ask Chris after giving him a hug hello, who winks at you all knowingly, standing behind his kitchen counter to act as a bartender.
"You doing amazing on your exams, and.." he trails off, sharing a look with Myeong. "Do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
You huff, turning to your friend. "Tell me before I slap one of the two of you."
"So impatient," Myeong laughs. "We've chosen a date for the wedding."
You grin, clapping your hands gleefully. "When is it?"
"December 20th. We didn't want it to be too near Christmas, but still wanted a festive feel, you know? We're sending out our proper invitations tomorrow!" Myeong all but squeals, taking your hands in hers. The excitement is literally radiating off of her, and you sigh contently.
"Ugh, I can just picture it," you fawn, swooning as Myeong playing hits your shoulder. "A winter wedding, how romantic?"
"You talking about me?" You hear someone say, and it's your turn to squeal as your boyfriend slings an arm round your waist.
"Absolutely not. What gave you that impression?" You counter, turning to raise an eyebrow at him.
"I heard 'romantic' and assumed you must have been meaning me, obviously," Hyunjin says cockily. You'd have bashed him if his grin wasn't so adorable, opting to kiss his cheek instead.
"Hi," you giggle, turning to properly face him. "How was work?"
"Eh, same old. How about you?"
"Minho and I got into an argument cause he thought I fucked up an order, but when he realised that he was the one that cooked it wrong he made me cupcakes, so he's my friend again," you explain your work drama with a shrug.
"For now," you hear Minho say slyly from beside you as he walks past you to grab a drink for himself. "Hyunjin said you can't work next week cause you're going to America?"
"Ah, you told him already?" You ask Hyun, who nods at you with a nervous smile as he slings his free arm around Felix who joins in on your conversation. "We're going to visit Hyun's family."
"Big step," Minho tells you with a smirk, getting a glare from Felix as he does.
"Oh hush, hyung. That's so exciting!" The blonde says, clapping his hands. "You haven't seen your mum in ages, Hyunjin."
"Mm, I know," he nods. You can already sense his nerves, since he's never been good at hiding his emotions. You just give him a smile, which he reciprocates. "I'm excited. Plus, it's been a while since I've been to the US, and she's never been."
Hyunjin nods towards you as he talks, and you light up at the thought of going to LA in a week. You'd only ever dreamed of going, and you hadn't been on a plane since you'd last visited your mum and Chan's family, which was far too long ago.
"Okay," you hear Jaehwa say loudly, grabbing everyone's attention. "Foods ready! If the bibimbap tastes like shit, it's cause it's the only thing Chris made."
You laugh as you all moved towards the dining table, taking a seat in between Hyunjin and Jeongin, the younger of which giving you a toothy grin as you sat down.
"Hey! I tried my best," Chan huffs, though he takes a seat beside Jaehwa and kisses her temple all the same. It was honestly a little strange for you to see Chan so happy with a girl. Sure, he'd had girlfriends in the past, but you could tell it was different with Jaehwa. She was lovely, and you could see how well they got on. Chris had never been so serious about a girlfriend before, and you couldn't deny the wedding bells you saw in his future.
You all dug into the spread Jaehwa (and Chris) had made for you all, enjoying every bite. Having another good cook in the group was definitely a blessing, since you, Hyunjin, Jisung, Chan and Jeongin really let the team down in the cooking department. The table naturally settled into conversations, and you enjoyed the sound of your friends happy. It had been a stressful couple months to say the least, but now you had your exam results, you finally felt as though you could move on with your life.
"So, wedding is December 20th! Have you chosen a dress yet?" Jaehwa asks Myeong, the table conversations settling to listen to her answer.
"It was the first thing I did! It's in a super-secret location, though, since Mr Nosy Idiot over here is super impatient and wants to see it," Myeong explains, to which Changbin gives you all an adorable grin.
"That's bad luck, Changbin," Seungmin points out, tilting his head.
"Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce," Minho tags on with a knowing smirk, earning a scoff from Myeong.
"Just because you can't keep a relationship longer than a month doesn't mean nobody else can," Chan points out with a chuckle, and when you look over at Minho he's mocking the older man.
"Okay, just because you've finally got a girlfriend doesn't mean you're the relationship guru," he fires back, and you roll your eyes.
"You stay miserable and alone, Minho. I'll stay happy and wifed," Chan grins, grabbing Jaehwa's hand.
"Anyway," Jawhwa interrupts the bickering, turning the conversation towards you. "Congrats on your exam results! Chris told me how hard you worked; it must have been such a relief that you did so well."
You hum, smiling at Jaehwa as you take a sip of your drink. "Oh, it definitely was. I'd been cranky for months because of it."
You could have punched every voice in the room when you heard a chorus of, 'we know', from your friends, including your boyfriend who receives daggers from you.
"Sorry, gorgeous," he chuckles at your reaction. "But you've got to admit, you have been noticeably on edge."
"Noticeably? I think people passing her on the street could see how bad of a mood she's been in because of those exams," Jisung interrupts.
"Don't forget the poor workers building accommodation beside her apartment a couple months ago. They got an earful every morning," Jeongin adds to the berating comments being thrown your way, apologising only when you pinch his shoulder.
"And I know I definitely do not miss every time she came back from those dates Chan set her up on," Felix giggles, not even sorry about making fun of you. He was a sweetheart, but he could be damn sassy when he wanted to be.
"Okay, okay, we get it! I'm a bitch, let's move on," you wave your hands, hating the topic of conversation surrounding you. "Jisung, how does it feel to be a national meme."
Thankfully, the conversation quickly changes. The show that had been filmed of Jisung's group on Jeju Island had been posted last week, and the clip of Jisung slipping in the cafรฉ had gone viral. Since then, it had been turned into a million different memes and Jisung was struggling to live it down.
"If I were you," Changbin laughs. "I would have told them they couldn't put the clip in the show."
"I was going to, but the members in the group I manage convinced me not to. Really starting to regret it now," he groaned, pretending to bang his head on the table.
Your friends can't help but to fold into fits at laughter at how unfortunate Jisung seemed to be in life, random things happening to him that just would never happen to anybody else.
"I honestly think I re-watched that clip fifty times at least," Hyunjin laughs, wiping at tears starting to form his eyes at the thought of the clip.
Jisung only groans more, leaning back in his chair with his head in his hands. Chan starts clearing the table at this point, the food Jaehwa made nonexistent at this point, so you stand up to help. Jeongin joins you, as usual, and the two of you end up filling up Chan's dishwasher as the boys, Jaehwa and Myeong heading towards the living area of Chan's penthouse to chill out.
"So," Jeongin starts, passing you a dish after scraping off the leftover food. You take it, placing it in Chan's dishwasher. "Now that you've done super well in your exams, have you started applying to job positions?"
"Yeah, applied for a couple that I've seen, but haven't heard anything back yet. I just want to find a good company to represent, because it would suck to have to create contracts for a shitty company," you laugh, explaining your situation.
"Mm, I get you," Jeongin hums. "You could always work for Chris and Hyunjin, I guess, since they have a legal team, and you know they'd treat you fairly."
You raise an eyebrow at the boy beside you, actually thinking that wasn't the most terrible of ideas. But, on the other hand, you wouldn't just want to jump into working for CBH just because your boyfriend and best friend owned it
"What about you, Jeong? Any new classroom stories to share," you ask, flipping the focus of the conversation to him. He grins at the mention of his students.
"Yesterday one boy got stuck in the trash can. Literally, he dropped something in there by accident, reached in to get it and fell in. I had to physically pull him out," he says with a laugh, which you reciprocate. One of your favourite parts of Friday dinners was catching up with Jeongin, mostly hearing all his ridiculous stories. You quickly finish the dishes since you don't need to clean them yourselves, and head through towards the others. Before you can flop down onto a couch, though, Hyunjin grabs your attention, asking you to talk to him in the kitchen a minute.
"What's up?" you ask when he leads you back towards the kitchen and away from your friends.
"I overheard your conversation with Jeongin," he starts. "And it got me thinking about a couple things. Firstly, you should definitely work for our company."
"Hyun," you say doubtfully, cutting him off. I don't want you to think you have to offer me a position just because Jeong mentioned it."
He shakes his head furiously. "That's not why I'm asking you. Funny timing, but last week someone in our legal team handed in their resignation because they're moving out the country, so we were going to start looking for someone to fill their place soon anyway. I know how smart you are, everyone at the company already knows you since you helped to set the damn thing up - you'd fit right in. Plus, I could see you more often, and we could even christen your new office if you want."
Your eyes widen, slapping Hyunjin slightly on the arm as your eyes dart to your friends how are at the opposite end of the room you're in, though luckily, they're paying you no attention.
"Just saying. Anyway, at least think about it. Second, I was thinking about how you were looking at apartments, and I got really pissed off, and I didn't know why. Then, I realised I was pissed because I didn't want you to want to move."
You screw your face up, genuinely lost as to where Hyunjin was going with this. He had a tendency to explain things in a way much more complicated than they needed to be.
"What I'm saying is," he stresses, noticing that you're not catching on. "Instead of finding another apartment, why don't you move in with me."
You have to force your jaw to stay closed instead of swinging open. You and Hyunjin? Live together properly? Sure, you'd spent two weeks together and had been fine, but it would definitely be a big step for you both.
"Unless you don't like my apartment, or you need your own space. I don't want you to feel like I'm forcing you. I just thought, since you were worried about finding an apartment close to your new workplace, you could with me and work at CBH, cause that would kill two birds with one stone -"
You cut Hyunjin off, shaking your head fondly at his blabbering.
"I would love to live with you Hyunjin, if you're absolutely sure -"
This time it's him cutting you off, telling you to shut up and hugging him. You can't help feeling tears brim at your eyes, just knowing that a couple months ago you were so worries Hyunjin didn't like you the way you liked him, and here he was asking you to move in with him.
"What's with the waterworks? Don't tell me you're breaking up already," Minho notices you and Hyunjin having a heartfelt moment, obviously taking the chance to exploit it in front of your friends.
"God no," Hyunjin says in a way that cracks you up, so definitive about it. "She's moving in with me."
"She already lives with you," Jisung says, earning an 'are you an idiot' look from every single person in the room. You receive happy squeals from the girls, running up to hug you, whilst Hyunjin gets a hug and congratulations from the guys. You can't help but to outwardly huff when you watch Minho, Jeongin and Changbin hand Seungmin money, again.
"Are you kidding me right now?" you say towards them. Seungmin gives you a toothy grin, Minho and Changbin flip him off and Jeongin just gives you a sheepish smile and a shrug. And, although you hate them, you can't help but laugh with your friends in a moment as good as this one.
CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT HERE !
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shadovan ยท 5 months
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( @starbvund from Violet )
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Send ๐Ÿฅ– to throw a baguette at my muse - @starbvund
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Oh shit. The bread again!
One smacked into him. "Fuck--!" It might have only been baked loaves, but Tareque ducked and shielded his arms over his head to cushion the impact of several baguettes.
"Now, now... Enough of that," he huffed, kicking some of the bread away as it rolled along the ground. "Lest you make me break down and rye...!"
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side-by-side-by-stupid ยท 5 months
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Fucking Bread
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Iโ€™m sorry youโ€™re going through some roughness now ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก Iโ€™m still squish hugging you from the last time I said I was so Iโ€™m surprised you didnโ€™t pass out and are able to type ๐Ÿค— I wouldnโ€™t mind passing out and not thinking about anything right now, though. Want to escape somewhere and binge some ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ? Iโ€™m just Golluming asks in my cave right now. And working during bedtime ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿงก๐Ÿฅ–
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It's mild roughness, don't worry, mainly my inability to regulate my stress level and anxiety (and a lot of public servant frustration in the face of what we're asked to do and the means we're actually given to perform our tasks, but that could be worse, I could be working in a public hospital, they really suffer ANYWAY).
Listen, baby. DO NOT WORK DURING BEDTIME. Wtf??? No. NO. The only things you're allowed to do during bedtime are: fuck, sleep, rest, dream of P and/or one or several of the P boys. Cheese and bread dreams are also allowed.
Do I need to take out someone from your work? I will do it. I will unleash my public servant wrath and frustration on them, Dave York style.
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Come here, we'll crack a couple of beers open and cuddle on the couch and binge this.
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