#fuck elon simps

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Aether: One thing I’ve learned from trail-hiking is that if you’re ever lost, don’t panic and don’t go off trail. Just state loudly and clearly that “Elon Musk is not a genius”, and several of the most unfuckable men alive will appear out of nowhere to call you “poor”. You can then follow them, and they will lead you to the parking lot where their Teslas have exploded.

[myceliumcreature]

I actually love shitting all over Elon and his shit ass cars to my coworkers.

I'm standing on work tables yelling about how much Teslas suck.

Also how all his Twitter advertisers are skipping out cus he's a fucking anti-semite on main.

I also loudly celebrate Musk's many many failures as I learn of them. It's my great filter. It makes people not talk positively about billionaires in my hearing range.

How to talk politics without talking politics.

[hellyeahheroes]

Elon Musk’s “$10,000 Home” Is A Complete Lie by Adam Something

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[criminal-sen]

Oh AFK Arena makes it a pain in the ass to delete your account, why am I even surprised

When you click 'delete account' it just takes you to a support chat where a bot tells you that you shouldnt do it and are you SURE because it's permanent!!! And you say yes you're sure and then it tells you to explain your issue (?!?!?!) And now I'm just. waiting for someone to get back to me, which means I'll have to log back in more in order to continue the process. And I dont want to log back in bc 1) I might change my mind and 2) I told my old guild leader to get fucked and dont know how to block him so he's just going off in my messages rn...

[cormancatacombs]

No I’m not at all salty about the kind of guy who claims to ‘not be into politics’ but then gets awfully defensive when you criticize (or in their words, ‘try to cancel’) their favs for their conservative &/or transphobic bullshit

[baked-octopus]

LOL

People are paying $15,000 for nothing. Plus you just lost $13,000 on the value of your car.

[bothpartiesarebad]

(via Simp Public Transit Socialist Urban Class War Funny Leftist - Etsy)

[spennsrs]

Hi! I noticed that your requests are open and that you are a Spencer simp (same!!) so I was wondering if I could request something with him? Anything really, I just think that the world needs more Spencer Agnew fics :))

TYPE OF WRITING: one sided pining drabble CONTENT CREATOR(S): spencer agnew of smosh SONG REC: my type by saint motel MARNIE'S NOTE: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE SPENCER !! i hope this satiates not only your need for more spence, but also my need lawl ... also spence is 100% besties to lovers type guy... also mayhaps part 2 in the future???

from: spenner 🐌 ' [y/n] ' ' [y/n] answer plz ' ' are u dead ' ' is this because i won at mario kart ' ' heeeeeeeeey ' ' im off work and im booooooored '

[y/n] lifts the pillow from their face, the constant buzzing of their phone making them frown. they pick the phone up, scrolling through the notifications. youtube... threads... x (you stick your tongue out... elon you bitch, twitter was fine)... a goofy smile tugs at their lips at the onslaught of texts from their best friend, spencer agnew, and as more came in.

from: spenner 🐌 ' my best friend, [y/n] [l/n] is dead!!1 ' ' haha get it ' ' family guy reference ' ' see [y/n] this is how much i need u in my life ' ' im making fucking family guy references '

they simply watch the three dots, signaling spencer was typing as more and more texts were sent by the curly haired man, shaking their head. finally, they decide it was enough torture for their poor friend, typing out a few texts. they giggle as the three dots disappear for a moment, only to reappear.

to: spenner 🐌 ' chill out you funion fuck ' ' im here ' ' unlike some people, some of us have lives while our best friend is at work '

this was a lie. they had (very shamelessly) not answered spencer in favor of catching up on their favorite tv show.

from: spenner 🐌 ' about damn time ' ' i was dying without you ' ' soooooo whats the plan can i come over or ' ' also funion fuck?????? '

to: spenner 🐌 ' so you can eat my food? ' ' ig you can :/ '

there was no response, and [y/n] had reason to believe spencer had either pulled a fast one and was now ignoring them, or was on his way. they opted to believe the latter.

they hurriedly get up to clean up what little mess there was, knowing spence really didn't care.

ㅤ ೀ ㅤ۫ ㅤ۪ㅤ۫ ㅤ ♡ ㅤ

spencer arrived at [y/n]'s apartment, sticking the key into the door and unlocking it. he got an odd thought as he stepped into the apartment, his mind wandering into what if territory. it was dangerous, sure... but it was hard when he had developed this huge, heart wrenching, heavy crush on his best friend.

he shakes his head when a voice calls out. "spencer? that you?" he chuckles at [y/n]'s voice, they knew the answer. but he decided to tease them.

"spencer who? it's a robber, announcing my break in. here i come!" he can't help but cackle as his best friend's head comes into view, frowning deeply. "yeah, yeah, it's me. literally the only other person that has a key to your apartment, dumbass."

"not true! angela and amanda have a key!"

a pang stung in his heart, but he shrugged it off. they were [y/n]'s friends, spence, chill. he was not about to be jealous over coworkers.

he makes his way to where [y/n] was, in their room with a sigh. he flops onto their bed dramatically, much to [y/n]'s amusement. they pat his leg before sitting back at their laptop, scrolling through their email. a comfortable quiet falls over the two, the only real noise coming from the soft clicking of keys from the laptop.

spencer turns his head to gaze at his friend- or, the back of them... not that he cared. this had become a common thing, him coming over to just.. decompress from work. he loved his position at smosh, but [y/n] was really his rock. they had been a constant in his life, keeping him grounded. he owed a lot to them... but he guessed it wouldn't be long before the whole crush thing began. how could he not? they were such a genuine and loving person, they accepted spencer for all his weirdness and even parroted it back to him. with [y/n], he could be himself, his true authentic self. not a facade he had to put on in front of a camera, not the one he had with other friends, he was himself with [y/n].

he slowly smiles as they turn their head to check on spencer, a soft pink painting itself on their cheeks.

"stop staring, weirdo. not a good look." "can i not stare at my amazingly gorgeous best friend?"

next thing he knew, spencer was laughing as a pen was chucked in his direction, sitting up.

one day, he would spill it all to [y/n]. but for now... this dynamic was good enough for him.

[wilwheaton]

So a commenter on DailyKos has coined the best new name for Twitter: $8chan.

Fuck Elon Musk and fuck everyone who simps for him.

[silvermoon424]

I had the misfortune of coming across a Reddit thread that hit r/all and it's full of people simping for the upper class and even billionaires "b-because they worked hard for their money!! You're j-just jealous if you criticize them because you're a lazy bum!!"

Elon isn't gonna fuck you. Bezos isn't gonna fuck you. The CEO of your company isn't gonna fuck you. Stop being a goddamn class traitor and grow a spine. God, there's nothing more pathetic than lower and middle class people bending over backwards to defend their overlords from criticism.

[leafiu]

This post reads like something from an Elon Musk simp on Twitter.

Those 600 viewers are likely bots, my guy. Compare that to the thousands of users who actively hate the feature.

“It’s going to get more love and attention going forward.”

The camgirls on live ain’t gonna fuck you, dude.

[gerardpilled]

who the hell is the ex-fiancés/possibly fucking lady

Eliza Cuts or Eliza Bleu as she’s known today. She was Gerard’s hairstylist turned girlfriend. They dated from mid 2006 to May 2007 and seemingly were briefly engaged before breaking up. She was extremely hated back in the day and was apart of a group of friends who referred to themselves as “the world’s most hated crew” which, yes, sometimes consisted of Jeffree Star lol (side note did you know that the photos of mikey and heychris were taken at jeffree star’s apartment…)

Since the breakup she has undergone a lot of career changes ranging from adult entertainer (I think?) to fitness insta baddie? She is now more known as a conservative twitter personality who was exposed recently for basically lying about everything related to her background. When she got exposed people started talking about how much she simps for Elon and I think he would reply to her so dating rumors started. I have no idea if they’re true.

I find her fascinating more tangentially, I almost feel bad relating her back to Gerard because it was apart of his personal life so I try not to dig too deep

[cookierunkingdomoffical]

So after i killed all the fucked up and weird simps i fucked up and am in a another universe

Elon musk is now dark enchantress and is trying to turn the world french for money (dont ask i dont know either)

please help

I can see if the tbd will help

[mrpinchy]

artists who primarily rely on twitter: i’m BEGGING you to stop falling for the blue checkmark/twitter blue grift. “i need it to boost my place in the algorithm” except you don’t even know if it really does that? god knows elon just says whatever and people keep fucking believing him even though it NEVER works out that way. look at what twitter is now. you really think it’s gonna get better for artists NOW? it wasn’t even good for artists while it was a functioning website! how is that $8 supposed to save your follower count when twitter is still bleeding users across the board? the only other people falling for the grift are elon simps, alt-right chuds, and other grifters looking for easy marks, and THOSE are the people who are actually going to benefit from the blue checks. if you dont fall under those categories you’re losing way more than you could possibly gain by buying that checkmark

you don’t have to leave twitter, at this point it’s kinda hard for a lot of people to do that, and that’s fine, but PLEASE don’t fucking pay for it.

[deltanerd24601]

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Hi. I’m a person online. I ain’t sharing my name but you can call me a FUCKING SIMP- just kidding. I go by Peyton. I use any pronouns and am transmasc. I am also aegosexual and panromantic.

I’m a minor legally.

I also am a mentally deranged Floridian so I occasionally talk about how much I hate my life. Okay that’s it.

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