#fuck you james

[hellogremlinsitsmeyaghoul]

Friends I regret to inform you that the sniveling conman formally known as James Somerton has reappeared with a 43min "measured response" apology video.

I refuse to give him the views but I am reliably informed he is blaming "recently diagnosed" ADHD for the copy pasting and general plagiarism. This is heinous and I am disgusted.

Protip, neurodivergence doesn't make you plagiarise. It doesn't make you magically incapable of distinguishing your voice and your co-author's from your source. The only reason citation would "slip your mind" is if you had already decided that you didn't care about plagiarism and how it impacts the person you're ripping from. I've done university courses that required multiple written assignments medicated and unmedicated and because I cared about not plagiarising I somehow managed to not. Incredible innit.

[mrs-snape5984]

Yep…that’s me…defending and protecting the love of my life again. 🥹🖤

I’ve commissioned the extremely talented @snake-queen7 for this masterpiece, which will definitely be framed and added to my walls next to the other illustrations of this wonderful artist.

@snake-queen7, I loved the way you let me take part in the progress of this artwork and I truly enjoyed our conversations about the shared love for our Sevy. I’m grateful for your work and I’m looking forward to our next projects.

Since I’m struggling with my disease, I’m craving for those little lights to my darkness…and I can’t believe, how many talented artists I’ve found on tumblr. You guys are a real godsend for me in my misery.

And now, I’ll stop whining and just enjoy your artwork instead.

🖤 Severus and Julia 🖤

[silenthill2ps2]

there's no way mary was 25 she should've been at the club

[thestarkster1465]

Haven't been following the James Somerton drama closely but it's become so ridiculous that it's funny

Is no one going to talk about the fact that he said that he thought it was okay for him to mention Vito Russo in the opening credits and then never mention him again because his book was out of print and Russo was dead....

And then in the same breath say that he was 'extending Russo's legacy' like my brother in Christ do you even hear yourself-

[marquisevonobst]

Bonus point: having a brother named Charles who happens to be king.

Sorry, I had to do it. (Well actually I am not sorry.)

[benedictsvestcollection]

You’re telling me that James Gunn fired Henry Cavill from Superman but kept that fucking zionist who can’t act on the payroll for Wonder Woman? 

[chromakeyofdreams]

[missmeinyourbones]

in honor of folklore turning 2 i would like to say that if a man ever told me he “slept next to her” but dreamt of me all summer long ???!!!! id have to kill him and Then myself

[saviingferris]

AUGUST AFFIRMATIONS

i've learnt from my mistakes last year, all thanks to repeating these lines.

I WILL NOT LIVE FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL.

I WILL NOT CANCEL PLANS JUST IN CASE THEY CALL.

I WILL NOT MEET THEM BEHIND THE MALL.

this way august will never slip away into a moment in time, like a bottle of wine. thank you and goodnight.

[getrope1]

You cant make this shit up

[joyflameball]

Man just doesn't stop fucking MURDERING white men who've done very shitty things

Edit: Yes I'm aware that Hbomb wasn't really The Guy to take down Wakefield, and Wakefield was gotten by Deere, however it was for the meme

Edit two: When referring to Shapiro I was talking about the Aquaman clip

[jofiah]

tumblr live is just haunting me but. wait computer enhance

WHO IS AI GENERATING TUMBLR LIVE ICONS

who are these people. what is happening. real cool legitimate feature you guys got here @staff

[manyofnine]

Guess who just watched the new Hbomberguy vid 🤪

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

[schrodingerscal]

Got called “twin-est” today for asking which one of the IDENTICAL TWINS I was talking too. Literally fuck you dude it’s not my fault I have no clue how to tell you two apart.

[pastelpinkbimbo]

@hospitalparty

thank you for cheating on me during the majority of our relationship.

thank you for omitting telling me so, when we reconnected to become friends.

thank you for wasting 3 years of my life with a screen.

thank you for ignoring me the second your son was born, 3 months after our breakup.

fuck you. eat shit.