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sergle · 9 months

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I think my favorite thing about doing ginger red hair instead of cherry red hair is: lying to people about it

#I love the cherry red / wine red and I'll probably go back at some point bc it's my Origin.#but for now.#I don't actively lie to people but bc it's a Natural and Plausible hair color #and I'm already pale and I dye my eyebrows to match my hair. ppl figure it's natural #and it has come up MULTIPLE TIMES. and I've recently been rolling with it instead of correcting ppl. bc who cares?#recent examples that come to mind (but I did correct them in this one) my surgeon assuming it was natural #and using my genetics as a natural redhead as a baseline to tell me about what I can expect from my future scarring #and then again later with the anesthesia. they were going to dose me differently #the anesthesiologist glanced at me when I came into the OR and was getting the stuff ready on his cart #and when he heard me talking to my doc and re-telling him that oh the hair isn't natural #he was behind the curtain like FUCK #taking shit off his cart and quietly redoing his setup #that's how I learned that redheads need higher doses of anesthesia than other ppl.#they also need more of the topical stuff like lidocaine. apparently they metabolize it faster(?)#ANYWAY he was going to up my dose thinking I needed it lol #so i almost got way more sedatives and pain meds than i needed bc of my hair dye LMAOOO #other more Normal Life examples was a country dude in full hunting gear holding a door open for me someplace #and I said thank you and he lifted his hat up to point at his (natural) red hair and said ''twins!''#this one sticks with me because that was such a cute thing to do. what the hell #and at snakefest I was talking to some people at their food truck. there was an older guy who trapped me into a convo for like 30mins #he was Very Nice. and they were going to some type of irish festival next and said I should go too bc I'll be right at home #flat out just was like. this bitch looks irish #and I don't know why all of this is so funny to me. it has no reason to be.

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sluckythewizard · 4 months

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[PUT INTO PLACE, TIED DOWN AND ARRANGED, AND IS NEVER THE SAME, AGAIN.]<-listen to my favorite songs. VAMPIRES ARE WONDERFUL ARENT THEY. THE FLESH IS SO MUCH MORE DURABLE. SO MUCH STRETCHIER THAN HUMANS. THE STRESS DOESNT KILL A VAMPIRE THE SAME WAY IT DOES A HUMAN. YOU CAN TAKE THEM APART THREAD BY THREAD AND LEAVE THEM WIDE AWAKE WITHOUT WORRY OF THE BRAINMATTER SPOILING UNDER VINEGARY AGONY.

#cw gore #WEEEE WHIPPING OUT ALL MY BELOVED PIXEL HORROR GAME SOUNDTRACKS FOR THIS ONE #STILL A WIP #SORTA. FORKSFORKSFORKS INSPIRED ME TO START WORKIN AT IT AGAIN. AND NOW IT LIVES. IT LIIIVEESS!!!#MOSLT.Y ATLEAST. I MIGHT MESS W IT MORE LATER. WE SHALL SEE. ANYWAY GABRIEL MONTEZ HUH. WOW POOR GUY #THERES A FASCINATING FEELING THAT COMES WITH BEING ON A OPERATING TABLE.AND BEING IN IMMENSE PAIN #ONE OF MY FONDEST MEMORIES IS LAYING ON A DENTIST CHAIR. SHAKING AND INVOLUNTARILY CRYING AFTER MANY MANY #NEEDLES TO MY THE MOUTH. I METABOLIZE THE NUMBING STUFF QUICKLY APPARENTLY. THEY NEEDED ALOT OF NUMBING SHOTS #BUT I WASNT AFRAID OR DISTRESSED. THE DENTIST WAS VERYVERY NICE AND ALSO UH. PRETTY. BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT #THE POINT IS. THAT IT WAS FASCINATING TO REALIZE MY PHYSICAL RESPONSE TO PAIN UNDER A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT #I DIDNT KNOW HOW EASY IT WAS TO SHAKE AND TO CRY PRYVIOUS TO THAT EXPERIENCE.MY DENTAL ADVENTURES CONTINUE #THEY CONTINUE TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE FOR PAIN TO BOIL AWAY THE TIME. TO DISTORT THE PASSING HOURS AND CONSUME EVERY THOUGHT #DO YOU REMEMBER PAIN? THE MOST SEVERE PAIN IN YOUR LIFE? NOW WILL YOU IMAGINE RED LIGHTS? RED LIGHTS AND SHIFTING FIGURES #NOW WILL YOU IMAGINE PAIN UNRELENTING.PAIN WORLD SHATTERING.PAIN IMMORTAL.CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING PULLED APART #THE HUMAN MIND CAN ONLY WITHSTAND SO MUCH PAIN BEFORE IT SHUTS DOWN AND HIDES.IT NEEDS TO PROTECT ITSELF AFTERALL. PAIN CAN ALTER #PAIN SHIFTS THE CHEMISTY OF THE MIND OF THE FLESH OF THE SOUL. FOR HUMANS ATLEAST. BUT YOU ARE NO LONGER HUMAN #YOU CHOSE OTHERWISE DIDNT YOU BOY.BECAUSE YOU WANTED MORE.STATUS.POWER.APPROVAL.SECURITY.SAFET.Y.#OHHH YOU CAN WITHSTAND THE PAIN FOR THAT. FOR ALL THAT. YOU WERENT TOLD THERE WOULD BE PAIN BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WERE PROMISED.#ITS ALL WORTH IT IN THE END. NOW LETS JUST HOPE SOME BLONDE TWERP DOESNT PROVE TO BE STRONGER THAN THE STRONGEST PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE #LETS HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. LETS HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. I LOST MY TRAIN O THOUGHT #anyway dawww poorr gabeee that shit probably huuurrrrtttss but so much time has passed that your body got tired of screaming and squirming #why havnt you passed out yet? maybe you might as well have at this point. like sleeping with your eyes open and your nerves awake #OH HEY FUNFACT ABT THE ART. I FOUGHT W IT ALOT. TOOK A LONG WHILE FOR ME TO BE REMOTELY HAPPY W THIS.#i was thinking abt pixel horror video games when i made it.just as i do with all great things ofc ofc #i love you pixel horror game i love yooouuuuu.i struggled so much w the colors for so LONNGG UHGHGHGH but im finally happy...im finally fre

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randys-ranch · 27 days

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No queer art depicts this, but scars fade. Your top surgery scars will fade and your origin will be unknown. Just a small, vague line- you will grow old and fat and it will be concealed, even if slightly.

You will be an old, balding man, and noone will know where you come from.

#transmasc #trans man #i cant be stealth just yet but GOLLY i cant wait to have a bald spot and a dick #cant wait to have poor metabolism and erectile disfunction #if youre scared of getting bald and ugly WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUDE thats the best fucking part.

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nattravn-art · 5 months

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David Eilander "the Magician"

You might've seen him before at @thecrimsonvalley-creates since we came up with this face together!

I personally headcanon that he's got dubious eating/sleeping habits. He sometimes cuts meals by smoking and consuming large amounts of caffeine and sugar. As shown here: drinking Rusty Lake Cola, made with genuine Lake water. There are no side effects to this drink. Don't worry about it. :)

#rusty lake #david eilander #mr rabbit #finalmente here's the boy in my style!#I was only going for portraits at first but I couldn't take the fullbody idea ouf of my head #he's just taking a small break here #of course he gets a full meal after a while #(= consumes everything within his reach)#listen this was a boy who complained about his blood sugar being low #Is he diabetic? Maybe. Did he suffer from malnourishment? Maybe. Does he have a fast metabolism? Maybe.#Is he going to compensate it all by stuffing his face with sweets even though this is another life/body? Absolutely.#He's got no fuck to give anymore #Life (as much of a ''life'' as *vaguely gesticulates at RL* is) sucks so he might as well enjoy things you get me?

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agirlinteruppted · 2 months

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me after i remember that someone once asked me: "where's your stomach.."

and yes this is based on a true story :/

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- a girl interrupted

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fauvester · 2 years

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s2 garak you could not waterboard him to say a word that starts with O. s7 garak telling everyone around him Well when /I/ was the right hand leader of the Obsidian Order tm-

#dee s 9 #i know its bad writing #but i do like to believe that hes just done a 180 like Fuck It! Fuck It All!#his greatest point of pride! his Mission! fuck it though! fuck the OO! fuck tain! he's gonna turn it into JOKE FODDER!#OR he chooses whichever approach is most obnoxious #postwar disaster garak voice Well in the obsidian order we were taught how to meditate to lower our metabolic requirements #julian like bully for you but /i/ need to eat. and i suspect you must just enjoy the ritual of it #garak When i was in the obs-#young elim: WHEN I WAS IN THE OBSIDIAN ORDER WE WALKED TO THE SPACEPORT UPHILL BOTH WAYS NO SHOES ON A KLINGON BATTLEFIELD *bangs pots*

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dawnofiight · 25 days

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It's my monthly @pycth fangirl moment.

Todays topic: Baabe.

THEIR BABE IS MY ROMAN EMPIREAKSHIASJS ITS JSUT THEJQJSIAJA I WAKE UP THEYRE IN MY BRAIN I GO TO SLEEP THEYRE THERE, IN MY BRAIN, RENT FREE.

Love footage of my face whenever I see them:

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screambirdscreaming · 2 months

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Reading about medicinal plants again and the funniest category of uses to me will always be "Well Maybe You Need Some Slime For That"

like: mallow. All the mallows, basically, make this nice soothing slippery mucus when extracted in water. And the traditional uses are like.... sore throat, cough, rash, irritated gut, irritated bladder, colicky baby, baby with sore gums from teething... maybe just put some slime on that. Might help.

#Mallow is the classic here but in this case I was reading about spatterdock (yellow pond lily)#which has several other food and medicine uses but some of them are like. 'chew roots to soothe ulcer' and I'm like. Classic slime case.#Mallow is notable because it really is Just Slime. Like there are very few herbal treatments *anyone* would give to a baby.#You don't fuck around with that. Babies are tiny and their metabolism barely exists.#You have to be incredibly careful with anything resembling an active ingredient.#But some slime! Can't hurt!#Just slippery things up a little and see if that soothes ya

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cacw · 4 months

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puppy barnes copium

#ed 2389473298 #ed tw #<- just in case. because i guess it kind of is #i think it's fun to think about the specific ways he would struggle #a couple years ago i stopped being able to eat meat for maybe 4ish months because seeing it made me feel sick #i think like w all the blood on his hands (even pre ws) he'd have a hard time going back to eating meat normally. does that make sense #like with that metabolism he would need a shit ton of food to get him through a day #so i'd imagine not being able to keep enough in to sustain himself would do a number on his recovery #it's probably something he would have dealt with for a long time too because once you fuck your body up like that #it's hard to come back from it. he could and WOULD it's important to note that he can (and did) heal #but i wish there was more in-universe content about what he was going through. alone #after eg in particular because he was obviously very lonely before fatws #he very obviously was doing terrible no friends no family and that therapist was doing an awful job. so #even in wakanda we don't really see him especially close with anyone at all. he had a bond with ayo clearly but it's hard to say how close #they were when none of it was showed #and then he fucks off at the end of fatws like no come back. you're not done #world's loneliest puppy #capwoof

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phonydiaries · 11 months

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remembering the toy island episodes of neverafter x and I don't care if it doesn't make biological sense I need to draw pinocchio white girl wasted on whiskey and bubblegum

#puppets don't metabolize alcohol unless I say so #and I'm fucking saying so #lies of p #neverafter #you dare part a simple lesbian from her pathetic clingy crying drunk wooden boy???

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solipop · 3 months

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Thinking about Robin aged Jason not growing up as expected even though it's been a year of Alfred making sure he eats well so Bruce takes him to a specialist

Thinking about Jason not understanding that failure to thrive is a diagnosis and not some doctor telling him he's good for nothing like every other adult before Bruce

#jason todd #batman #robin jason todd #Idk guys hurt comfort is looking real nice #specially if you take into account that maybe Alfred and Bruce are going on a Grayson metric ti help Jason #like yes he gets the same calories dick got at that age but his metabolism is fucked #Bruce: the lads not growing Alfred it's worrying he's still so small #Jason fresh out of malnutrition having to burn calories like crazy from the Robin training regime: >:(#HE DIED WEIGHTING 87LBS AT FIFTEEN #Red hood

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iobartach · 3 months

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#ooc #ramblings #you /know/ it occurred to me today that in a certain sense mig caught a lucky break?#in that his dna was spliced with that of a spider's instead of a previous copy of his own dna as he had originally planned #that's absolutely not to say that the process he went through was still several kinds of horrific #and continues to get even worse every time i try to picture what he might've endured #but i'm just saying things could've got way more fucked up for him in a completely different sense. hard as that is to be believed.#considering tyler had - surprise surprise - spiked his drink with something meant to temporarily simulate rapture and not the actual drug #i'll need to have a further think on it but for the moment the closest thing i can compare this to #is something like radiation exposure #where instead of /shaking/ the rapture addiction he sort of signed his own demise?#with cell division shutting down and just other metabolic processes getting all out of whack #that or the process outright killing him like mr. sims #so YEAH #there's layers and layers to this that i could keep rambling on forever about ngngcbn

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shameboree · 1 year

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“ive never had a hyperfixation ever in my life” i say having been neurotically obsessed w prions and transmissible spongiform encephalopathies since i was actually for real 6 years old. i think about protein misfolding once a day at MINIMUM. blorbos come and go but prions are Literally forever

#if you havent been fixated on a misfolded protein that misfolds other proteins Unstoppably and can only be destroyed at 900 fahrenheit DNI #ITS JUST A FUCKED LITTLE PROTEIN!! THAT ONE LITTLE GUY CAN RUIN ALL THE OTHER NORMAL GUYS!! THEN YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!#i have one(1) passion and its prions. sometimes ppl are foolish enough to trigger my Special Interest and then listen to me talk about it #stuck there for 45min as i soapbox on the UK government+capitalism being Directly Responsibly for scrapie jumping multiple species barriers #creating multiple completely new Invariably Fatal diseases in several animals and then humans that shouldve never existed #had a pt recently w a metabolic protein misfolding disorder and its tse adjacent so its ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT #i think i trapped my Entire Family for like 2hrs one xmas talking abt this before they had enough of me #how passionate about a thing are u if you havent missed your bus stop by 15min reading studies in peer reviewed scientific journals #just checked my hr its jacked up to the 110s I LOVE PRIONS!! SCARIEST SHIT ON THIS PLANET!!!!!!#kels talks #a special look into my brain i hope you have all enjoyed

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engagemythrusters · 1 year

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domino twins

#part of that same au i did for dogma and tup #yea. so. fives has trauma bc he watched his twin 'die' then he watched tup lose control and then everything was different #his whole life purpose was gone in a flash and he was the cause of it--nobody to blame but himself #and tup is struggling due to the aftermath of the faulty chip and dogma isn't himself and. and echo was gone but now he's back.#and nothing is okay but everything is okay and he doesn't know what to do so he just. he throws everything at helping echo get better.#because what else is is he going to do? tup is focused on dogma. and echo... echo really needs the help.#sure maybe deep down its about getting fives out of his head but it really really is important he help echo #bc you don't just... come away from freezing in techno union's hands--with less than half of your human body--and jump back to normal #those legs and scomp had parts fused to him. parts of him never healed from the explosion. and parts of him got eaten by the frost.#and he's massively underweight because feeding a repurposed mechanised POW wasn't high on priorities #and then the cold fucked up his metabolism so he's trying to gain back weight that he can't...#and overall...#it's not going so great. but echo is home and--while he's healed completely (as far as he can be healed anyway)--he gets a night or two #per week in a bacta tank to deal with the chronic pain. and he's getting used to the prosthetics and the tubes and bags #going into where his stomach used to be. and everything can be so goddamn triggering sometimes but.#he's alive. with fives.#and if he just is alive for fives... then fives will be okay. right? fives will be okay if he's okay... so he needs to be okay...#ANYWAY YEA i got a lot of things to say xoxo #saleucami au #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #fives and echo #star wars: the clone wars #star wars #the clone wars #my art

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supercantaloupe · 1 year

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truly detest how pcos tags/forums/etc are absolutely crawling with terfs

#(okay to rb but stay in your lane)#maybe i just want to look and see if anyone else has experienced what i went through today without seeing someone going like #'you'll never be a REAL woman because you DON'T HAVE OVARIES #and will NEVER understand the TRUE WOMANLY EXPERIENCE of having A VERY DISRUPTIVE AND COMPLEX ENDOCRINE AND METABOLIC DISORDER'#like i think there are more important (read: actual) targets to direct our frustration at here than #[checks notes] getting mad at a trans woman for saying she relates to some of the problems caused/faced by having pcos #like. idk. the fucking medical system and lack of research/treatment options #(also. christ. reducing every person w pcos into the 'woman' category automatically bc 'ovary'.#even though it's literally an intersex condition. yikes.)#also i don't know about y'all but i don't wish this on anyone? regardless of gender??#i actually don't want trans women to have to experience this in order to be considered a True Woman #because i don't want ANYBODY to have to experience this. it sucks! it's not fucking fun!#i just wanted to try and see if other people have gone through the same thing i have. not expand my blocklist by half a mile tonight.#i wanna talk about me #even though i didn't exactly find what i was looking for (😔) and i had to play fucking whack-a-terf while searching #if there's any bright side to be found it's the number of posts/people affirming pcos as an intersex condition/identity #i saw someone say 'if you don't want the [intersex] umbrella for yourself you don't have to take it #but it's nice to have in the closet for a rainy day'#and. man. yeah.

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adhdwerewolfgf · 3 months

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taking my ritalin periodically throughout the day like i was advised to and the second i didnt even feel a difference when i took the second dose despite it being double the first dose today.... ok

#whyyyy does nothing ever fucking work for me #why does my metabolism have to be light speed #fucking everything just goes straight through me #why did my doctor decide to put me on fast release knowing how fast my body runs #are you stupid #now im just getting the shitty comedown symptoms with none of the benefit #awesome very cool

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