#full band asks

[copias-juicebox]

scusi?? 😳🥵 x

[aweisz]

three old zephs and a new one 🤭🤭

[lillibuds]

another quick terzo study before bed

[bloodfin]

I personally think that Catholic-in-life Phantom Ghoul has the best curse alternatives. See below:

Stubs toe: "Lucifer's taint!"

Annoyed: "For the love of Satan's sack."

Angry or surprised: "Son of a six-winged-harlot!"

Disappointed: "You muppet."

Instead of the fuck word in pleasure, has been caught saying:

glorious

dazzling

sensational

Dew had to take 5 the first time Phantom called his cock splendiferous. Rain and Swiss wouldn't have believed him if they weren't in the room to hear it.

Will also unironically use movie/pop culture/vine references instead of expletives ie:

You hamster!

Eat my shorts -

Will never say christ, only Chrysler

You are ✨️StIlL A PiEcE oF gArBAgE✨️

You're killing me, Smalls. (Dew hates this in particular)

Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.

Way to go, Paul. (Aether is so confused, no one in the entire ministry is named Paul)

[sun-e-chips]

Are there any flotation devices people can lay on? What happens if kids fall asleep on them?

Yes there are complementary tubes for guest at the waterpark but besides the big waterslide multi person tube they don’t really have much else lounging wise. Also external floatation devices can only be used in the main pools for safety reasons. (Arm floaties and swim vests are of course the exception) :)

If a kid falls asleep anywhere in the park staff will see to it that they are reunited with their parents (your park band will give you a buzz if an animatronic is currently trying to reach you)

Children will be well looked after until one of their parents arrives (don’t want anyone getting sunburned ;)

[saturngelato]

[scuffe3d]

Little sketches and Talion wip #2 from the last few days (I FINALLY MADE A BRUSH THAT FEELS NICE!!) + hair and hand practice

I want to draw Talion and Celebrimbor kissing so baaadd (which is what one of these was gonna be) but my spotify queued like,, 12 Hole songs back-to-back and

Female rage really suits Talion

It suits Celebrimbruh too but thats a sketch for another day.

ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL LEARN HOW TO COLOR AND FINALLY MAKE ARAGORN AND TALION CROSSOVER ART then they’ll yap about how elves are odd and difficult creatures..

So, specific Hole songs my Spotify cooked that SCREAMED talibrimbor (or even just both of them individually, really): Petals, Doll Parts, Honey, For once in your life [WOOOO THE LYRICS FOR THISSS ONE ARE CRAZY LMFAO], Northern Star,, immakeep it a buck all these are really sad ts legit the bad ending but their angst so good. can’t help it.

[slavghoul]

© Mick Hutson

[fenfoxs]

so at what point do i start pushing my sexraptor propaganda

[the1975foreva]

*takes a long drag of a cigar* so, i heard some taylor swift fans who try decoding her recent lyrics need the 1975 fans for intel

[john-cleven]

From the go slow inexperienced smut post

6. Tell me what to do

15. I wanted you to be my first...

28. Do that again...

You didn't mention a pairing, so I tried 3 different ones - I hope you like at least one of them!! (Clegan/Webgott/Sledgefu)

Have some filth :D

6. Tell me what to do (Clegan) 

Gale pushes at John until the other man rolls over, surprised at Gale’s sudden boldness. He swings his leg over John’s skinny waist and seats himself on top of his thick, muscular thighs. John stares up at him, at a complete loss for words. He gently rests his hands on Gale’s hips, almost hesitant, fingertips rubbing in small, comforting circles. Gale swallows audibly, arms hanging at his sides because he doesn’t quite know what to do or where to touch, like always.

“Tell me what to do,” he says, trying to sound confident and maintain eye contact despite the dangerous mix of embarrassment and anxiety that threatens to consume him, that urges him to hide.  

He knows that his inexperience must be obvious, that John must be tiptoeing around him like he’s a landmine. But despite his apprehension, Gale knows he doesn’t have any other choice. He can feel his frustration building, can feel his desire thrumming through his veins like an addicting drug that’s latched onto his mind, feeding him dangerous thoughts. And it only grows stronger by the day. He struggles to keep himself at bay, struggles to not grind his groin down into John’s, where he knows it will feel best. 

John gazes at him unsurely, lips twitching in a small smile, accommodating like he always is. Gale wants nothing more than to lean down and slip his tongue between those tempting pink lips. Wants nothing more than to roam his hand down John’s body, to feel the heat of his skin. Wants nothing more than to discover the parts of John that no one else has, to claim John in ways that he cannot even fathom. 

“John, please,” Gale whispers, hands clenching and unclenching by his sides. 

“You want me to guide you, sweetheart?” John asks quietly, eyes heavy with lust. Gale can practically feel him panting below him, which only drives his desire to touch. But he keeps his hands to himself and instead nods his head, embarrassment pinking his cheeks. 

At his silent admission, John grins wickedly, fingertips digging into the bone of Gale’s hips, nails sharp and biting. 

“Tell me how much you want me,” he demands, eyes boring into Gale’s like he wants to see straight through to his soul. Gale swallows against the lump that’s formed in his throat, words drying up on the tip of his tongue. His gaze dips down to John’s spit-slicked lips, then further to the length of his neck where a vein is throbbing, begging to be bitten. 

The words come out in a rush, “I’ve wanted you since the moment I laid eyes on you. Knew I needed to feel your hands on me, knew I wanted you to take me somewhere private and undress me, knew I daydreamed of you dropping to your knees and taking my cock in that pretty fucking mouth of yours.” 

John’s hips buck upwards and his grip is beginning to hurt, but Gale can’t stop now that he’s started, “I want to bite you and bruise you, want others to see you’re mine. Want to kiss you until you can’t breathe, want to play with your nipples until you can’t take it anymore. John, I need you. Please, tell me what to do to make you feel good.” 

“Fuck, baby,” John grits out, “Need to be in you. Need you to open yourself up for me first.”

Gale nods, breath rushing out of him in relief, then shifts around so he can unzip his pants and pull them off. His cock bounces against his stomach and when John reaches out to touch, he slaps his hand away. 

“My turn,” Gale warns, then leans over to grab the lube. Before he straightens up, he presses his lips to John’s chastely, ignoring his whine for more. 

15. I wanted you to be my first…(Webgott)  

Liebgott leans back, looking down in surprise at Web’s half-clothed body. The other man is panting, chest red with exertion and pleasure. Liebgott stares hungirly at the trail of hair that disappears beneath the waistband of his trousers. He has to really focus on his words, nearly too distracted by the beauty, the temptation resting beneath him. But he has to know.

 “Wait. You’re tellin’ me you’ve never gotten your dick wet or uh, you know?” 

Web glances away and blushes to the tips of his ears. Liebgott feels his dick harden at the brazen display of embarrassment and shyness. He presses closer to the dark-haired man, takes his chin between his fingers and yanks so Web will look at him. 

“Is that right, professor?” Lieb whispers huskily, watching with satisfaction as Web’s pupils blow wide with desire. He nudges a leg in between Web’s, pushes it closer to where heat is radiating off of him in delicious waves. Lieb wants to consume the man beneath him, wants to fucking ruin him. When Web whimpers at the proximity, hips grinding downwards but not quite reaching, Lieb grins and tangles a hand in those long, dark curls. Web tilts his head upwards, lower lip bitten red between his teeth. 

“Answer me, doll,” Lieb whispers, pulling at the curls  just enough to cause a moan to rip from Web’s pretty, pink lips. He’s holding himself back from tipping over a precarious ledge because he needs to hear Web admit it, as much as he needs to claim this man, to own him.

Web inhales deeply, fingers digging into the blanket by his side. He hisses out on an exhale and meets Lieb’s eyes, angry, defiant. Those beautiful fucking eyes. 

“Fine. Yes. I wanted you to be my first,” Web finally says, anger seeping through his tone. 

Lieb feels something snap inside of him as he surges forward to smash his lips to Web’s. Their teeth and tongues clash violently, Web just as eager as Lieb is. He angles his hips up, pumps himself forward into a desperate grind against Web’s hard, straining cock. They breathe heavily into each other's mouths and Lieb can’t help but whisper a promise he knows he’ll follow through on, “I’ll make you feel so good, baby.” 

Web gazes up at him adoringly, cheeks dimpled and says, “I know.” 

28. Do that again…(Snafu/Sledge)

Eugene drags his the tips of his fingers down Snafu’s sweaty back, reveling in the way the other man shivers from just this light touch. He leans down to kiss the back of his neck, Snafu’s moans like music to his ears.

“Need you to relax a bit more,” Eugene murmurs, working at Snafu’s hole with two fingers of his other hand. 

“I fucking know,” Snafu snaps at him, muscles tightening around his fingers.

 Eugene sighs, leaning his forehead against the expanse of Snafu’s skin. He licks at a bead of sweat that rolls down Snafu’s shoulder as he twists his fingers further. Snafu pants beneath him, curls frizzy and wet from the Pacific heat. Eugene doesn’t think he’s seen anything prettier. 

“C’mon, Snaf,” Eugene pleads, feeling his dick throbbing in time with the thrusts of his hand. The feel of Snafu’s heat has nearly sent him over the edge, but he knows he has to take this part slow. 

“I said I know,” Snafu bites out, hackles raised. 

Eugene, running out of ideas, finally pushes Snafu’s upper back, forcing his chest against the cot, and his ass higher in the air. Snafu lets out a noise of surprise, but willingly stays in this new position, curious as to what Eugene might be up to. And truth be told, Eugene isn’t even quite sure himself, he just knows this isn’t fucking working. He starts to scissor his fingers as he kisses his way down Snafu’s back until he’s staring at the cleft of his ass. He watches in fascination as Snafu’s hole squeezes around him. 

“The fuck are you doing?” Snafu finally asks, twisting his head around to glare at Eugene. The red-head doesn’t give him a chance to continue before he leans down and presses the flat of his tongue against where his digits are working in and out of Snafu’s ass. 

Snafu nearly flies off the bed in surprise, but Eugene drags him back with one arm, locking Snafu against his face. He stills his ministrations as he licks around Snafu's sensitive, puckering hole, spitting to help create more slick.

“G-Gene,” Snafu stutters, eyes rolling into the back of his head. 

“Mhmmm,” Eugene hums, before he scissors his fingers. Snafu yelps and grinds back against his face. Eugene stills and pulls back slightly, startled at Snafu’s reaction. 

“D-Don’t you fucking stop. Do that again,” Snafu demands, voice shaky with lust.

Eugene grins and lowers back down before spearing his tongue into Snafu’s hole.

[aeolianblues]

the real fiction in a lot of band AU fics is the amount of time bands seem to have on the evening of a show!

[gaywatch]

I just wanted to say I've also been following your various endeavors since the Ship's Closet days so thank you for a decade and a half of good gay content and for introducing the phrase "snarky metal vagina of time travel" into my vocabulary bc I got like 15 years of echolalia out of that one

HDjskljfdskdfl I'd forgotten that one! Every now and then I remember the angry icicle condom of fire and wonder what the heck was in the water in 2009, lol.

And dude, a few TSC people have been coming out of the woodwork lately and it's so wild to me that people still remember it (let alone hanging around fifteen year later for my hysterics). Thank you, darling. <3

[the-punforgiven]

My brother pisses me the fuck off

[calamitoustide]

PLEASE, I NEED THE BAND AU! THE ANGRY TWEETS REGULUS WOULD SEND BACK!

A BAND AU IS THE ONE THING I CAN'T WRITE I WOULD IF I COULD

I swear I've tried to write like 10 over all my time here but I can't it's like impossible for me i swear but yes reg would want to send all the angry tweets back but also James would absolutely not want that at all

Like in my head Reg is not in the spotlight at all like no one knows who he is since Sirius got famous before meeting him again in adulthood and actually being brothers again so Reg has always been kinda distant to all of that, and Sirius isn't like shoving him in the fame especially when that's something Reg has specially told him he does not want like it isn't made for him he likes a quiet life so he has a twitter account he never uses sure but no one cares about him Sirius doesn't even follow him because he doesn't want Reg to get flooded with people wondering who he is

So Reg is the one person James can be with and just be with he's normal he doesn't have this big life and James loves that so fucking much it's relieving it's a comfort. He knows Reg has nothing to do with the world that chewed him out and tried to shove him away so they have their little bubble and it's kind and sweet and he wants it to stay that way. He likes sitting on the floor with an old guitar and playing for Reg and Reg only. He likes living in their house without fearing for fans to be outside their door every other day

And then the video leaks and well Reg's voice is in the background telling James he loves him and there are pictures of him on the wall of James kissing his cheek as clear as day and people find him. Fast. His account is flooded and people are suddenly caring about him and wanting to know everything about him. And James feels so fucking guilty because Reg didn't want that life he didn't want any of that and now James gave it to him.

Reg of course, only cares about James and doesn't care if people know who he is fuck them. But then he sees the tweets for the first time and how they're all making James out to be this villain and he fucking snaps he wants to go scream at all of them and post every sweet little video he has of James to show them that he's kind and lovely and could never do something heinous or selfish ever, but he also wants to keep James under his chest and never show him to the world again because they don't fucking deserve him

He comes so close to just making a tweet screaming at people to stay away from James he's so fucking close to just telling them all to fuck off and let them live their lives but James is already a mess and having panic attacks again even though he hasn't had them in months he's been so good. So Regulus just shuts off his phone and tries his best to mend their little bubble because James needs him to. James needs to be in a little fort of their own making and make all that other shit go away.

Sirius on the other hand would be making angry tweets and telling the entire world to get the fuck away from his brother and best friend.

[ratsummer]

💌⭐️ Send this to your emotional support mutuals, who make your day brighter ⭐️💌

Van this for real made my entire daaaaaay I am weeping and smooching youuuu 😭

I am also going to hijack this ask as an opportunity to confess that just yesterday I started drafting a post in my head to all my ghesties here on Tumblr because I have not been as active as I want to and I feel bad! I have been wanting to apologize! I think you are all some of the coolest, funniest, kindest, silliest people and I adore sharing this space with you and I always want to be here to gas you up! YOU guys make MY day brighter literally all of the time!!! And I don't want you all to feel like I am ignoring things you've put time and effort into :c

Also, you all are the ones who have put stories back in my heart <3 I have been so inspired and feeling so creative, I am just the busiest person on earth through summer/early fall so I haven't had the time to dedicate to sharing things with you lovely people c: I try to send little things here or there when I see that one of you need it, but I'd eventually like to be one of the people who has an open ask box for writing little ficlets (what IS a ficlet? vs fic?? vs oneshot??? I'm so old and I've read so much fanfiction and I STILL don't know the differences!!!) on request c:

I feel bad because I really feel like I've been missing out on a lot of what you all have been doing! For real, NEVER hesitate to tag me or send me a message or an ask if you want me to see something/think there's something I'd like!

Anyway thank you again for thinking of me Van and I am thinking of you so much even when I am not being particularly active on here!! Much love from a silly, weepy lil rat <3