a weird cat spotted in the neighborhood
inspired by this photo (he ate the previous model </3)
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Marc Spector protects the system from outside threats.
Jake Lockley protects the system from themselves.
Steven Grant protects the system from the IRS.
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when layla was like “you know, dear husband, you could’ve just told me you have a cute soft nerd alternate personality with a funny accent, like, that’s not a downside for me.”
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Steven and Layla’s initial meeting is so fucking funny to me because their entire interaction is just
Layla: are you going to sign these divorce papers?
Steven, who almost died last night, just learned he has DID, has been terrorized by a giant skeleton bird man for the past two days, and has never met this woman before in his entire goddamn life, deciding this is going to be the Hill He Dies On: no :)
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it went exactly like this..
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Anime Titles Summarized (Poorly)
Vampire Knight: *insert Twilight joke here*
Ouran High School Host Club: *small child voice* There's debauchery here!
Sailor Moon: Everyone's bi. No, I mean it. EVERYONE.
Clannad: I'm not crying yOU'RE CRYING
Your Lie in April: Mommy Issues & Lots of Tissues
Fruits Basket: MOMMY ISSUES ON STEROIDS
Yuri on Ice: Sexy gay figure skating
Sk8 the Infinity: Sexy gay skate-boarding
Blue Exorcist: "[Satan] may have been your father, but he wasn't your daddy."
FullMetal Alchemist: Family is your best ally
Trigun: Family is your worst enemy
Kaguya-sama Love is War: Idiots to Lovers the anime
The Ancient Magus Bride: What if a monsterfucker romance was also Ace?
Violet Evergarden: Gorgeously animated ✨TRAUMA✨
Made in Abyss: Adorably animated ✨TRAUMA✨
Madoka Magica: *Admiral Ackbar voice* IT'S A TRAP!
My Hero Academia: X-Men alternative universe where mutants are the majority of the population
Yu Yu Hakusho: Yusuke came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And he's all out of bubble gum.
Inuyasha: Time travel, youkai, and jewel shards, oh my!
Ranma 1/2: The original bisexual harem
Urusei Yatsura: Crack. Just pure, unadulterated alien crack.
MAO: Feral Catgirl x Tired Catboy
Tokyo Mew Mew: Cute girl fursonas are named after food
Shugo Chara!: His Dark Materials magical girl!AU
Kamisama Kiss: The How to Train Your Dragon of shoujo
Noragami: Girl adopts homeless god
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle: Eat your heart out, Doctor Who
Skip-Beat!: Eat your heart out, slow burn fanfiction
Kiss Him Not Me: Losing weight = gaining a harem
Baccano!: Murders on the Immortal Mafia Express
Cowboy Bebop: Bounty hunters need therapy
Attack on Titan: EVERYONE NEEDS THERAPY
Alice in the Country of Hearts: The sexiest and unhealthiest escapism
Cardcaptor Sakura: Beautiful gay representation, terrible Elephant in the Room
Fushigi Yuugi: Look, when I said falling in love with a fictional character, I didn't mean that LITERALLY--
Angel Sanctuary: Mutual incest destroys the world as we know it
Guilty Crown: Unrequited incest destroys the world as we know it
Zombie Land Saga: The undead as cutesy idols. That's it. That's the show.
Yurikuma Arashi: Lesbian bears
Princess Tutu: Duck becomes ballerina
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