#funny tarot

[creepinbones]

Hello, I've just done a tarot reading for myself and have been told my purpose here, like in life/the world, is the 3 of swords........

My motivation? 4 of swords.

[zurgles]

RWS Wands journey as a spy/heist movie movie

Ace - we gon do a heist. You in?

Two - Here’s the plan

Three - plan is on, approaching building

Four - I’m in

Five - CATHERINE ZETA JOOOOONES - SHE DIPS BENEATH LASERRRRS - woahoahoah 🎵

Six - cheers from your spymates in ur ear piece as you nab the macguffin

Seven- SHIT GUARDS

Eight- *ace gunman shoots a buncha guards with expert aim*

Nine- took an arrow to the knee, regrouping with team around a corner still in enemy territory

Ten- carrying shot teammate out of building with macguffin

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[incorrecttarot]

It looks like you might be a bit hungry, have you had something other than iced coffee today?

[lumentree]

There are two kinds of people who juggle: those that don’t want to be there and those that are just happy to pull out a party trick

[daily-spooky]

[ink-the-artist]

What if I made a tarot card deck that’s all just that ai image photo-manipulation kind of art I’ve done, barely comprehensible

[shorthaltsjester]

the mighty nein - critical role

this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.

[brutalisttarot]

Pick An Image:

What’s your Je ne sais quoi?

Pile 1

I see quiet strength, you may have an emotional, starving artist vibe quality that people admire. There’s a lack that you have that is romanticised, in which you naturally have a dismissive attitude towards. You tend to stick to what you love, you don’t indulge in more if you already feel fulfilled. You guys could be minimalists. You’re admired for you solo journeys, I’m seeing soul searching work in possibly your research or specialising in a field of study or going the past not most people usually travel. It’s unique :)

Pile 2

You’re a giving person, occasionally in a very scary manner to most people, you teach them lessons or make them earn it. Some of you guys have libra placements in your chart. Your soul wisdom is mainly recognised to be as if you have studied in your past lives in isolation or even if it carries to this lifetime. You tend to wear knowledge in your sleeves that people admire.

Pile 3

You guys are special when you take the backseat in your financial opportunities. Everything that is the end product of your career seems to be mystical/mysterious and that’s what people find intrigued about. I’m getting Dita Von Teese Vibes from this pile. You guys may not be exactly the leader everyone looks up to, but rather an icon that emerged from a regular role, it’s giving kpop idol trainees getting attention from the group’s fans for their talented dancing on stage.

[alexsiple]

some more death note tarot cards i’m proud of. you can get the set here 

[beauty-funny-trippy]

Danse Macabre by John Ciarfuglia

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Tarot Card Stickers made by rubykatco

[zurgles]

I really want this tarot deck

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[the-stoned-priestess]

[esotericawakenings]

Probably the same reaction that people walking the road to Golgotha said to each other.....