Tw: (I don’t go into detail but just incase) Sexual themes??
A few years ago a random woman texted me (was trying to text some guy I think but I guess he gave the wrong number). I tried to prank her by pretending to be the guy she meant to text (I watched videos on people doing it so I thought I could do it too, I was a dumbass) and I failed cuz she knew I wasn’t him. But I made her laugh and we started talking. She sent me a picture of her face and I told her she looked pretty, she liked that. Now I’d say she was in her mid 20’s, don’t know exactly her age but she was older. I didn’t tell her my age or gender, so she assumed, I was a guy and tried to flirt with me. I tried to politely decline and without telling my age I said “I’m still in school”. She thought I meant I was a college kid I guess and still tried to double down.
I said bye and deleted the convo cuz I got scared, and looked back at my phone after a few minutes and she sent me, something.
Like, a something something photo of herself. I blocked her afterwards and told myself from that day forward to never do something like that again. 😀
I cringe so hard remembering that, I don’t like how I didn’t ignore the first text and/or tell her how old I was so she could stop flirting with me, but im also disappointed at her for immediately sending me that after a few minutes of talking to her. I hope she doesn’t do that again to anyone else :( Again, she didn’t know my age so I don’t exactly blame her, but I do question why she did that. I said no and she sent it anyways so I hope she changed for the better after that conversation. And I hope again this doesn’t happen to anyone else.
TLDR: Lady that got the wrong phone number texted me and we both talked for a bit cuz we thought it was funny. She tried to flirt with me without knowing (because I didn’t tell her) my age and gender. I tried to politely decline but she doubled down and sent me a photo of herself. That type of photo. I blocked her and I tried to forget that but I remembered it randomly today.
In the illustrious year of 2016 when I first began dating my girlfriend, now betrothed, they made an offhanded comment about wanting a bouquet not of flowers- but of condoms. Please enjoy the saga of me trying to fulfill this wish.
I was on a time crunch to pick them up from work, I bought a helium balloon kit and condoms and went to town.