#genz things

[remember-the-fanfics]

I really love your fanfic!💕 like it’s so good and I always look forward to when there’s something new. Your writing is like, so edible 😭

Just imagining GenZ reader going to heaven, and when they get to the hotel they have to share a room with Charlie and Vaggie, and they are given one of those kids beds hotels give to family’s 😭

Something small because I decided to write everything and nothing came out with it.

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"No. Send me back to hell." Said (Y/n) before groaning in annoyance. "This will be my personal hell if I have to stay in the room with them while-"

"We wouldn't!"

"-While they are being tooth rooting cute affection." They finished, "What did you- No! Oh no no! It's in my head now, I hate it." (Y/n) said wanting to drink bleach. "But moving past that horrific image in my head, why would they put me in the same room as you guys?"

"Dad might of mentioned you as young and kid as nickname but I guess they took it literally." Said Charlie, seeing where it could have went wrong. "But you atleast get to hang out with us! It wouldn't be that bad!"

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It was bad, so bad that (Y/n) was given a child's bed as well.

"Who did you speak to exactly? I need to talk to someone."

"Sera." Said Vaggie, (Y/n) thought for a second.

"I think I could fight her. I've said I would fight God, she's the closest I've seen to him so..."

"You're not fighting an angel (Y/n)!" Said Charlie.

"I could physically do it! Not sure if it would work but I'll try!" Said (Y/n) before Charlie gave them a look. "But I wouldn't."

[whatsleftofdishaa]

Main kyu journaling karu bhyiii jab main tumblr pe shit posting kr sakti hoon.

[mooncalf87]

Guys I think fiddleford might have fiddled ford but idk I could be reading the context clues wrong. Is it straight to get ur roommate a fish because you're worried he gets lonely and the fishes frills remind you of his sideburns????????

[zehl0w]

Unfinished comic that I’ve bee sitting on for literally over two years. Anyways when you and the bestie have a complex situationship that very quickly spirals into something so agonizingly one sided (unless….? 😳)

[gamerwoo]

really sucks when you realize you and a friend have just kind of grown up as two different people and don’t mesh together like you used to and like you have so much history you don’t wanna let go of but you’re absolutely miserable in the friendship

[baejax-the-great]

ao3 exists, plus it doesnt even matter what terms i search for on tumblr 100% of the time theres fanfiction. literally you can search any words on this website and some kpop guy/ reader fanfics flood the results every single fucking time. plus some of us are not here for fandoms??? your circus/clown analogy is stupid

So I'm incredibly allergic to shrimp-- to the point where if I ate a single shrimp I would die, to the point where I don't really consider shrimp food anymore--and it's the weirdest thing, yesterday i went to Target to buy hair conditioner, and they were selling shrimp. Don't they know it wasn't what I was looking for and I can't eat it anyway? Why would they do this? Totally fucked up of those shrimp catchers to try to poison me like that.

But analogies clearly aren't your thing, so let me break this down for you.

AO3 does indeed exist, but your suggestion that fanfic live there and ONLY there is akin to saying that imgur exists, so nobody should be posting images, whether they be photos or art, on any other website. Twitter exists (sort of), so really nobody should be posting shit posts or hot takes that are fewer than 140 characters or whatever.

Not everyone uses AO3. There is no law saying that if you write fanfic, you must post it on AO3 and nowhere else. There will never be a law that says that, because that's not how the internet works. Tumblr, one of the few social media sites that allows longform blogging, is in fact a great alternative to AO3 for one-shots. It's a little trickier for multi-chapter posts, but I've seen people make it work.

AO3 is not social media. People can't DM there, send asks, make friends, bump their post to the top of the feed (unless they are an asshole who is about to get blocked by half of fandom for pulling that move). Do you like social media? I mean you're here, on tumblr, bothering a total stranger, so you must see some value to it. Guess what--fanfic authors also enjoy being on social media and sharing what they've been up to, including their WIPs.

Things you aren't looking for being part of your searches is literally just life on the internet at all times forever. Earlier this month I was looking for a reference of draped fabric for drawing purposes. I googled 'chiton drawing' (chitons like the ancient Greeks used to wear), and all I got were drawings of molluscs of the genus 'chiton.' Alright, I did a google search for "toga drawing" and learned that there is an anime girl named Toga and people very much enjoy drawing her. Were the artists of the molluscs or the anime girl to blame for me having to slog through a bunch of irrelevant pictures to find one that could help me with my drawing? No. They correctly labeled what they were doing. That's just life.

Seeing fanfic in the tag doesn't harm you. At all. It doesn't matter if you find it cringe, or it's a ship you don't like, or it's xReader. For like ten seconds you looked at words you didn't particularly like, and then you moved on. How is that different from literally any other post on tumblr? I see bad takes and essays I don't care about on this site all the time. It's called scrolling. Again, this will be the case for every website on the internet forever. Are you telling me you read every tweet in your feed? Every reddit post? Sometimes you see irrelevant stuff. I guarantee some of my mutuals have already deemed this long ass post irrelevant and are scrolling on by. What makes fiction that much more abhorrent to you than the rest of the nonsense?

If you really hate seeing fanfic, tumblr has content blocking and tag blocking. You can block the phrase "x Reader." You can block the tag "fanfic." You can block all sorts of things, and if that doesn't work, you can just block the writers whose existence annoys you.

Sorry man, you personally not liking fandom and not using tumblr for it has really no bearing on what everyone else is doing. Like it or not, tumblr is a hub of fandom, and fanfic authors are going to be a part of every fandom on this green earth. Just because you came to the circus in order to admire the pretty fabric used on the tents doesn't mean the performers are in the wrong for doing their thing.

[mintanoia]

gen z is so funny bc someone could write the most thought-provoking, well formulated comment on the inequality of economic resources in the world and how it's rooted in constitutionalized prejudice and then theyre named "shreksleftballsack" or something like that

[anatheyma]

if no one got me, i know queers from 90s got me! (from "my gender workbook" by kate bornstein!)

[biherbalwitch]

Felix tagging his last post with #unisex and someone in the comments saying he's soft launching his gender took me OUTTT

[muxas-world]

Fr pedro has the sick case of the face of a victorian child on the bringe of death

[kisaraslover]

KMS on hot ones, chicken shop date or eric andre show.

[pr]

when did young people lose the ability to google things??? "i mean i'm pretty sure this isnt real but idk" THEN GOOGLE IT??? IT TAKES 5 SECONDS???if you think something is wrong just CHECK before you spread incorrect information???

[falldogbombsthemoon]

Get Papyrus'd

Oh shit

[chris-continues]

Cool, feel free to joke about the tragedy of today but know that several children in the daycare at the base of the towers, their parents who worked there, first responders trying to help, and roughly 800 people in the 4 planes had to choose between being burnt alive or falling to their own deaths because it was faster.

[aeroma-soyam]

Your present world has so much to offer yet you sit and collect sadness to grieve over? Don't you wonder about what must be the limits of a human body in different aspects, try to learn about all kind of plants and their benefits, there are languages out of your reach and you think knowing 3 languages might be enough? The biggest thing the world has offered you is the internet, you could learn to draw from the draft, be an artist. Write down your imagination, like a professional writer and know yourself as deeply as possible. Aren't you curious about the monumental places and their histories? Cut it, aren't you curious about your own planet and existence? Collect knowledge not "teas" to gossip over. You think they could be a good friend? Go and talk. Don't flex about lacking social skills. Let me remind you, this is the only life you get, it is meaningless indeed. And it still might be after your death, so you exactly have nothing to fear about. You have all the opportunities and options to improve yourself, the choice is your responsibility.

[brokoala-soup]

My single last braincell running on 10 minutes of sleep at the exam be like: