#get pranked bro

[mrzoomzies]

First day of ralsapril24 :D this will be sketches for a bit because I'm not home at the moment but I don't want to be late. Anyways Ralsei is going to see the moon !

[fiiniky]

bro got sentenced to air jail 😭😭

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe: How could I make Shizun understand my feelings?

Shang Qinghua: Hmmm, maybe a change in clothes. Something less intimidating may help him open up

Shang Qinghua: Also the way you speak is quite gruff, but if we soften your speech you will seem more harmless. Here, I will help...

Later, in the Water Prison

Shen Qingqiu: ...Binghe?

Luo Binghe, wearing a maid outfit with a cat ear headband: Hewwo Shizun~

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

[psychopomparia]

Hoyoverse really blessing me this finals season and is giving us a free Dr. Ratio.

Dr. Ratio ratioed the gacha system so hard he said "the system is flawed, L + ratio. I give myself for free for the trailblazers in the name of education and truth. They need proper education. They need me. Peace out"

[kangals]

omg it took a week of puppy shenanigans but stellina finally gave kepler his first actual correction, thank god. it was incredibly deserved (she was sleeping, he ran up and jumped on her) and also incredibly gentle (she just gave him a stern bark and kind of chased him for 2 feet) but i hope this means she's getting enough confidence to start enforcing some boundaries. it would make my life sooo much easier. PROUD OF MY GENTLE DAUGHTER.

[manicpixiestardust]

HOLY SHIT. OH MY GOD. HERBERT TURNED SOMEONE'S CUM GREEN.

[prankster-anon-2]

Prank Pinkie and Cyan :]

Prank under the cut

[stephantom]

Becket

[undergoing-mitosis]

we've all seen this:

but now, i raise you this:

that's it that's all i had to say thank you for coming to my ted talk

[darkcrowprincess]

@yarart4ever @tipolover22

Kung fu panda 4 au*Tai Lung has come back and is trying to become better and earn redemption. Tigress hates him*

Po worried looking for a drunk Tai Lung and Tigress*hoping they haven't gotten into another rematch*: Have you guys seen Tigress or Tai Lung?

Viper sipping her drink with the rest of the five: No, haven’t seen them, not since the storm started.

Po has a bad feeling: Since the sto*thinks about what Tigress could convince a prideful drunk Tai Lung into doing*— TIGRESS NO!

(*meanwhile*)A drunk Tai Lung, standing in the middle of a thunderstorm with an iron shovel raised high: STRIKE ME DOWN MASTER OOGWAY, YOU DON’T HAVE THE GUTS!!!!

Drunk Tigress smirking and giggling: (*filming everything from a safe place*)

[ghosttotheparty]

hot take: i fucking hate pranks and i think they’re actually very harmful

[dualumina]

The implications of this item . . .

You're telling us that Zommoros, Miyani, and especially the skritt working there have to live with the fact that it's a necessary requirement for customers to occasionally stop by and empty their stomachs down the Forge for the sake of creating a legendary gun???

Who figured out this was part of the process!?!?! There's two Quips on display in Zommoros' old lair, did Zommoros have to test this himself?!?? Djinn have stomachs and can empty them when feeling sick!?!??

Anet please, we just want to talk!

[authenticaussie]

Do I want to give Lex a rooftop pool for the sole purpose of getting Tim to drift in it aimlessly on a pool floatie after Kon ditches him at his OWN sleepover

[theoneofwhomisblue]

The haiku bot is a little bitch I fucking hate that dumb ass hole

[get-fossilized-idiot]

oh.

my.

gog!!!!!!!!

they all sound familiar!! me telling people that i am god tier and still not getting recognized at all is so funny and something i would definitely do. :p

museums... i can see that! i think i remember living alone, or at the least, i can vaguely picture it? i think remember calling anyone i could think of while i would do stuff in the house, most likely you, karkat, jane, rose, and the beta kids sometimes! maybe even call a few of the trolls if i ever thought about them.

and oh my god, sleepovers! they definitely feel very familiar to me. i think i remember doing pranks at the sleepovers and such? :p - 💨

OK OK this rocks so heres the deal i do have one other canonmate from this timeline (hiii karkat hiiiii) wait fuck what was its kinblog url @underfresh if this is the wrong blog thats ao wmbarrassing i tgink irs the right one ANYWAYS.

im not sure how cool you are with like... maybe making a gc? i guess itd be on instagram i don't know if tumblr can DO gcs anyways though yeah idk how cool youd be w that seeing as anonymity