#giggling about this I am SO. sorry

[sunb0ts]

throwing um. spark the electric jester at you <stej3 is the best of the series By far but 1 and 2 are charming enough that id say its worth going through them ^__^

WAIT OH MY GOD THANK YOU I. I HAVE A CONFESSION BUSTER I THOUGHT THOSE GUYS WERE YOUR OCS . I THOUGHT YOU CREATED THEM . I THOUGHT THOSE WERE YOUR LITTLE CREATURES THAT YOU CREATED WITH. YOUR BARE HANDS . I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE VIDEO GAME BLORBOS

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants

[zvahlne]

me when i'm filled with so so so so much love but it cannot save me from The Darkness (and perhaps has condemned me to it) .

(and i'm brunette and have blue eyes that change color when i'm Evil and i have a cool sword and i would do Anything to protect people i care about and i'm funny and so charming it almost makes you forget about the growing darkness within me and that you cannot save me from it.)

also i have a younger adoptive sister who is orange and has blue eyes and is awesome!!!!!

[applysome]

A collection of my favourite TLSP YouTube comments - see if you can guess the song or show from the context (some are harder than others).

Sources included as the answer. As always, feel free to reblog and add your favourites!

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Bonus:

[stygiansauce]

the hockey rpf fandom in ranchers hockey au has got to be feral and insane (maybe thats too meta, but you talked about their twitter fanbase not expecting their rivalry to be gay, and i just looked at my hockey-rpf-writing mutual's posts and thought...well maybe not the *twitter* stans, but...)

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Hi Crow anon! (my emojis are being odd so either hi crow, or hi birdie, or hi new friend black bird?)

the RPF stans in the sports community are doing more than I could ever try to do. I have a level of respect for them for being able to thrive in those conditions. I will take their name in some form of honor and portray them in hockey au.

I like the idea of there being an rpf stan war about whether or not the ranchers are gay for eachother or not. Jimmy doesn't hide who he likes but its also never been explicitly said that he likes dudes. and Tango doesn't tell the media shit about himself other than where he got his degree and what his weigh in was before a game. Half of the media (the sports magazines that dont really know what theyre talking about) think Tango is with Gem (very tired, very gay, media agent) and call it a day. Gem laughs at this because like, no? thats one of her many dads on this team? her dads that she has to monitor their facebooks posts and make sure don't dox themselves? the guys that don't have any media training outside of "talk about the game"? thats sooo funny, no shes not dating Tango. and when Gem gets a better job offer with the southland canaries, and is urged by her many dads to take it, she becomes the new media manager across town. and she meets THAT shit show a team, that actually use their media and she has to basically put parental locks on Jimmy's twitter. She's so exited for her new job and she smiles at this new team and opens her preliminary file from the last media agent and is in awe. what do you mean Jimmy has three stan accounts? Martyn has tumblr and uses it regularly to terrorize the fans? Grian please explain the "why mumbo is the worst ref" public groupchat with over four thousand people????? She has her work cut out for her.

[crystallizsch]

anon that said they wanted to kiss jamil on the lips here . I FEEL BAITED :(

AAAH SORRY okay one kiss :D (and i’m kinda in a writing mood so uh)

if you wanna kiss mr jamil viper, don’t worry. i’d like to think he would just ask you straight-up so you don't have to do anything. one day, both of you would just be taking a stroll just chatting. but he had something else on his mind. you two had never actually kissed before. and he wanted to try it out. it was a weird thought. and he tried to ignore it. but the more he did, the more it kept him awake at night. so he finally decided that he wanted to give it a shot. there was no point adding unnecessary stress thinking about it. you two were close enough, right? he’d assess the mood first to make sure. it was the usual banter so that was good. and then he'd finally bring up the courage to finally ask you. "Hey, Prefect... Would you mind if we kissed?" you laugh because you were taken aback. before jamil could take your reaction in a wrong way, you agree with a sweet smile. good job, that laugh and that smile ruined the composure he had built up earlier. it's not showing on his face, but his flushed cheeks say otherwise. regardless, jamil cups your cheeks in his hands once he was given permission. you gaze at each other. you see that there was a softness in his eyes. at the back of your mind you thought of his signature spell that he could have easily used on you. the fact that he hasn't speaks volumes about his feelings towards you. you both slowly lean in towards one another and your lips met in a soft and tender kiss. it was quick and brief but it felt like forever. as you both pulled apart, you rested your foreheads against one another in a state of bliss. you two could get used to this.

happy valentines :3

anyways, i had an alternate vision before this with my yuu (imagine he's saying a shitty pick-up line)

this was their first attempt. they're such cringefail losers.

(part one right here)

[a-most-beloved-fool]

If Spock and Jim merged into one being (no euphemism here lol) like Tuvix, what do you think the personality of the new being would be like? What impact do you think that would have had on the lives of both of them after they separated again? I love your headcanons, thanks for the answers!

thanks for the question!! <3

Hmmm... I think they would work pretty well as one being, actually. I'm thinking about all of those quotes from Roddenberry about how Kirk and Spock were supposed to represent two halves of a whole person, so I have to assume that they would be quite content. Though, disclaimer as I continue: I have not yet seen any of Voyager - there might be aspects of Tuvix's combination that I don't take into account because I don't know they exist. If so, uh, sorry. My bad.

For the sake of avoiding confusion, I'll call the merge Kirok (after the name Kirk chose when he lost his memories in The Paradise Syndrome). (Also, I fear that calling him "Kock" would have... deleterious effects on the readability of this post... for no reason at all...)

I do think that Kirok would, overall, have the best parts of Kirk and Spock. Combined, they are tactically fearsome. With Kirk's intuition and understanding of people and Spock's knowledge of statistics and science, Kirok is brilliant. However, I do think that Kirok would be a worse captain in practice than if Kirk and Spock simply had a mental bond. Part of the brilliance of Kirk and Spock as a command team is that, while they very much respect one another and take the other's opinion into account, they do also. regularly ignore each other's advice. And this is usually to their benefit! They each take risks that the other wouldn't, and, often, it saves them (in part because they always back each other up, even when doing things they don't agree with. Spock will be like "this is unwise" and Kirk will say "maybe, but I'm doing it anyways" and Spock will just... go with it.). But, if they were one person, I think that impulsiveness would be tempered. The Kirk part would have a brilliant idea, the Spock part would say "wait, there is too much risk, we can make a better plan," and then Kirok would lose his chance to act. When they're separate people Spock is ride-or-die for all of Kirk's decisions, but when they're one person, the Spock half won't always allow those decisions to be made at all (and also won't necessarily be able to tell when he does need to rein things in a bit). (Also Kirk and Spock both tend to be reckless, and then rely on the other to save them - as Kirok, who would back him up when he needed it? Bones would, but he's a medical officer. He simply can't do everything they would have. And, no matter how good of a first officer Kirok got (probably Sulu?), they couldn't be that good.)

I also think that Kirok wouldn't be quite as at ease with his position on the ship as Spock and Kirk individually were. The Spock part of him loves science far too much to just abandon it. He wants to spend time in the labs! He wants to make discoveries! Likewise the Kirk part of him can't truly be anything but a Captain. So, Kirok stays a captain, but he's less passionate about it (or, rather, more passionate about things that aren't it). This doesn't actually affect Kirok's satisfaction - it just affects his performance and relationships with others. He might spend off-duty time working on science experiments (which he can no longer do during shift, due to captaining) and neglect forming bonds with his crew, and he might place more focus than usual on scientific discovery missions.

As for the crew... Well, it's not as weird of a change as they expected. As expected, Kirok is less outwardly friendly than Kirk, and more outwardly friendly than Spock, but he's - cohesive. He still feels like their commanding officers. His humor tends to be a bit drier than Kirk's was, but he's a very compassionate and reasonable captain. (Tbh I tend to think that Kirk is actually more of a hardass than Spock (people just assume Spock is worse due to being Vulcan), so some crewmembers are surprised when Kirok is more lenient about certain things than Kirk would have been. Not lenient about cruelty or anything genuinely important to the safety of the ship, but about other things.) But, he's still not as good at making personal connections as Kirk was, and he's still inclined to spend too much time in the labs, so things aren't perfect.

Really, I think that the person having the worst time of things would be Bones, lmao. He'd have to deal with his Best Friend suddenly being the same person as The Guy He Affectionately Antagonizes (totally not a friend no how could you even think that). I think he'd be more lost than anyone else about how to address Kirok. Is this Kirk, his old friend, who he can be truly comfortable with, or is this Spock, who he snipes at and who snipes at him in turn? Who can he turn to, when the man he normally approaches for comfort is now the same being as one he doesn't want to seem too weak in front of? Does he turn to anyone else, in the meantime, or does he weather it alone?

Kirok himself, though, is actually pretty okay with the change. The different parts of himself simply - mesh well together. It's very satisfying for him, if not for his career and those around him. There's some minor bits of tension, especially regarding changes in biology and telepathic status, but, for the most part, he's doing well. The things you might expect to be major points of tension somehow... aren't. They compromise remarkably easily. (No meat, yes logic, no emotional suppression, yes casual touching, no casual relationships, yes meditation, etc.) And the Kirk and Spock parts of him both enjoy the closeness, the sense of knowing they now have for one another. They're one person, and know themself completely as they've always longed to know each other completely. (he does miss playing chess against someone who could beat him, though!)

Now, because I am Spirk-brained, I also think there's potential for Kirok to have Very Confused Feelings about discovering that the two parts of himself each had secret feelings for the other prior to the merge. There could be this odd sense of loss - like, yes, they are now technically one with one another, but they also completely missed out on their shot at a romantic relationship. They mourn what they could have had. The Spock part, especially, mourns the potentially for a telepathic bond (because with how smoothly they've integrated with one another, it surely would have been a strong one). So, as much as Kirok does enjoy existing as Kirok, I think he might be more willing to attempt separating back into two parts than I believe Tuvix was.

And, when they're two separate people again, they both feel like they're missing some part of themself, even once they've begun their new romantic relationship - but quickly discover that a mental link between them fills that hole. (And then, of course, because they are hopeless and in love, the "medicinal mental link" very quickly just becomes a marriage bond. They're like "well, we've already been one person and liked that well enough... a marriage bond is hardly anything different!" To Spock's endless pleasure, they are highly compatible and have a remarkably strong bond.) The mental link also allows them to have the same quick reaction times and combined brilliance of Kirok without the negative side effects of their own individual strengths being tempered. (they're also like. annoyingly codependent for a bit after Kirok's separation. oh boy are they always touching. "it gives them emotional security." bones looks at them in disgust (he loves it).)

Or, if we wanted to be McSpirk-brained... I'm enjoying the imagery of Kirok (who both had crushes on Bones as well as on one another) just directing all of that missed romantic potential onto Bones, who is... like, he's not not into it (Kirk was hot, Spock was hot, ergo Kirok is hot), but he also misses and loved his Original friends, and so he is very torn between accepting Kirok's advances and trying to find a way to split them apart again. (Flustered Bones, flustered Bones!! I do love flustered Bones!! He is blushing and stammering and having multiple ethical crises all at once. They never covered this in Starfleet Medical...) He also doesn't quite know whether Kirok's feelings truly belonged to both Kirk and Spock or not, and doesn't think that Kirk or Spock would truly act on it if they were in their normal state, so a small selfish part of him wonders if that's the only chance he has to be with them (even if it's not quite the same 'them' he fell in love with). And then, of course, there's the fear that trying to get back the original Kirk and Spock will actually just kill them! Yeah, poor Bones has a rough time of things. But, when everything is fixed, he does still wind up getting two boyfriends out of it. It all works out in the end?

[catocappuccino]

1-BOO altered my brain

[noxiousgrace]

Cale henituse taking an edible and forgetting he no longer lives in the 21st century

In the year of our lord 783 of the felix calendar (wait is felix the jesus of the raon kingdom??? Why'd the year count start w that guy)

This is krs!cale by the way

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Cale, lowkey woozy: bro...

Ron: yes, young master-nim?

Cale: did you put weed in my brownies?

Ron: no? Why would i put invasive plants in your snacks? *Confused benign chuckle*

Cale: why.. *smacks lips* why is the world so topsy turny ron? Hm?

Ron: ah, it must be the sleeping herbs.

Cale: no, you just gave me an edible.

Ron: ...is it not supposed to be edible?

Cale: *snort* that's something a boomer would say

Ron: a what?

Cale: *waves hand* whatever, you wouldn't understand internet culture anyway.

Ron: *is honestly just confused*

Cale: *already forgot about the subject at hand* i remember this one time i was in highschool *snort*

Ron:....?

Cale: i was with a bunch of kids, theatre kids, and we all did *snort* edibles and thought it would be fun to play truth or dare

Ron: young mas-

Cale: *talking over him* and well, I didn't think it was a good idea cuz we were probably gonna do something stupid and like *wheeze* we made this one guy dress up as eric cartman *absolutely losing it, smacking his knee and laughing*

Ron: *honestly thinks cale is hallucinating at this point and is debating on calling a priest*

Cale: and we fuckin made him sing an entire lady gaga album, can you immaaagiineeee?? *Wheeeeze*

Cale: and oml what he did after was insane! So we didn't get off very well so he thought it would be sooo funny to like... *He looked up at the ceiling, completely losing the plot again* hehsh did i ever tell you this ceiling lowkey looks European

Cale: *starts mumble singing* gay or europeeaann,, it's hard to guaranteeee,,, is he gay or europeeeann???

Ron: *has already left the room in order to get someone to help cale*

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*cale has migrated into the library*

Priest: young master-nim pleas-

Cale: whyyyy did you get an entire squad of exorcists in here ron????

Ron: young master, you're not yourself *he actually looks concerned*

Cale: *wheeze* what are you? Y/n???? My coworker wasn't crazy after all,,,

Ron: ...??

Cale: No because drinking games are crazy

Cale: anyway i miss mmorpgs man *sigh* i miss my wife tails

Ron: wife???

Cale: *ignoring him* pink fluffy uniiicorns dancing on rainbooows *knows this song from the one time he had to babysit the neighbors kid*

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The day after

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Ron: young master-nim

Cale: *jumps out of his skin because of rons sudden appearance* what????

Ron: what is a boomer? You were saying a lot of funny things yesterday.

Cale: *sweating bullets* I've been having weird dreams lately???

Ron: uhuh *it's obvious he doesn't believe cale but just leaves it alone for now*

[flaming-toads]

So what if I go back to s1e10 of 911 and I enjoy Bobby's little dating profile and think about silly cute ideas about it hmm?! HMMM?!

[messrsrarchives]

hey Robyn I just needed to ask your advice about something see I bought myself an official harry potter tshirt and it says 'i sucked jkr off, transphobia 5evaaaa' and idk I was just really tempted at the time and thought that, you know, it wasn't really that political of a message and because it was half price it wouldn't profit rowling much also I thrifted poa! oh btw!!! I still love trans people! one of my best fandom friends is trans!

anyway that trans friend isn't replying to my message after I told her about the super cute shirt and I was wondering if you could tell me why you think that might me?? I don't get it it's really not that deep also I wanted you to tell me I'm ok and coddle me as well

(this isn't a dig at the person that asked about cursed child this is a dig at everyone else, in case cursed child person happens to see this🫶🫶🫶)

NTA, honest mistake !!! thank you for telling me 🥹🥹🥹 i'm so glad i was told this information 🥹🥹🥹 this has,,, this has made my day *wipes tear* it's just so compassionate 🥹🥹🥹 i'm really glad that, after profiting jkr, the first person people think to go to for back pats and reassurance is a trans man 🥹🥹🥹 i'm so glad i can provide that guidance 😖✊🏻yk that's all i really want as a trans person ! fuck rights honestly, pls tell me how cool the studio trip was 🥹🥹🥹 only wish i had spoken about jkr before so people knew where i stood ! that would make things so much easier but alas,,, i'm actually really chill and would never post about it every other week. i'm demure like that.

love to see this ethical separation of art from artist !!!

#slay #werkit #i-supported-a-bigot-and-all-i-got-was-this-lousy-tshirt

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

[quick-catton]

girlboy ollie for the timeline ! (◠‿◠✿)🎀🩷🍭

[jalo-parker]

Helsknight 💞❤️✨💞💖💘

Younger me would be proud I think (and also madly in love with helsknight if he knew who hels was)

[vivitalks]

Colin turns to the tunnel Amangeaux is gesturing at just as she starts to run. He turns back to Deli. Then back to the tunnel, his only shot at survival. This was the point. It was never that they wouldn't make it; it was that Deli wouldn't. If he insists on sacrificing himself, Colin should allow him the dignity of that decision. He should do as Deli says. He should save himself.

Of course he turns back. In every version of this story, he goes back for Deli.

“Stop telling me what to do,” he bites out. “I’m not fucking leaving you.”

colindeli for the doomed yaoi enjoyers

[this-is-chaos-magick]

if someone ever called Wanda "mommy" in mcu canon she would have a WV flashback go still and shakes with tears in her eyes before falling down on her knees and sobbing like a dog that had been kicked