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congratsloserr · 10 months ago

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#needthat

thinking of hitman!rafe and bodyguard!reader where they’re at some corporate formal event for their sponsors. rafe’s carrying a gun, while reader’s carrying several different knives under her dress. reader noticing that rafe’s suit is ill-fitted in order to hide his gun, and him deciding to come over to flirt with her. then in the middle of their convo, she manages to pull his gun from its hiding place and tells him to “hide it better,” only for him to pull out one of her blades and goes, “you first.”

#rafe cameron x reader #hitman!rafe #bodyguard!reader #the TENSION HELLO #this is hot i’m sorry #giving mr. and mrs. smith

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yesyesyesyea · 19 days ago

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shadystranger · 6 months ago

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this was crazy

#J2 #It's giving criminal homosexual murders Mr. And Mr. Smith #jensen ackles #jared padalecki #mine #gay ass move btw #why you fixing another man's tie for him

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warningsine · 8 months ago

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Aubrey Plaza's definition of a "gay explosion"

#and she is RIGHT. by the way.#if it's a 1 on 1 fight then it's gonna give 'mr and mr smith' + the usual 'killing eve' vibes #agatha all along #agathario

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kiaraalazulu · 2 years ago

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post julai merylwood

ref pic from @/miukumauk on twitter

#trigun #trigun stampede #merylwood #stryfewood #meryl #meryl stryfe #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #post julai #myart #my art #they give mr and mrs smith vibes #hmmmm #halfway through the drawing i thought it was unfair i only gave ww bodyhair so meryl has a bit too #not a lot tho skfbfkfnf

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sosbanfach64 · 14 days ago

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is this not just them reincarnated

#whoever wrote the description (it’s giving sam?) was so right #ever since i got this face i’ve wanted it on film #also i am choosing to believe cyril and mrs smith are sapphics #but does that count as happy lesbians? mrs smith did get 3rd degree burns #anyway yes i love them very much #shoot from the hip #sfthposting #tom mayo #luke manning #no! i always loved that caravan

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elvisqueso · 9 months ago

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#bye felicia

Pocahontas (1995)

#i end all my arguments this way #pocahontas (1995)#disney's pocahontas #disney pocahontas #disney john smith #pocahontas x john smith #pocahontas #john smith #pocahontasedit #pocahontasgif #disneyedit #disneygif #fyeahpocahontas #disneyfeverdaily #pocajohn #queso*edit #queso*gif #moment of all time. notice this is a parallel to john doing that dude thing of swinging on the tree branch earlier #whoever is elevated over the other physically has the advantage in the conversation/thinks they're in the right #every time john does it he gets humbled Immediately and it's hilarious #and he takes it like a champ. he even normally lowers himself around pocahontas throughout the movie #also i've seen ppl give john a lot of flack for this moment but i never saw a reason to hate him for it?#john's whole character is about being able to grow and unlearn the prejudices and toxicity you've been taught all your life #he's a flawed man and he's stubborn and he's trying to win an argument #but she schools him and he accepts that he was wrong. she puts down a boundary later on and he accepts that too #hating on him for not being mr. perfect at the top of the film is ridiculous imho #pocahontas is flawed too but for different reasons. they're both flawed people and they help each other grow in their own ways #there's a lot of give-and-take in this relationship and i really adore that #10/10 ship to Me #help i'm hyperanalyzing disney's pocahontas again

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falllpoutboy · 9 months ago

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this picture is so james bond and his bond girl

#or sydcarmy on their date night after they won a james beard award #they’re so hot together whew #its giving mr and mrs smith #ayomy #jayo

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ourtalechara · 5 months ago

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OKAY NEATH! FANS LISTEN UP

(analysis of Mr. Pages verse of the MV that I spent a while creating coming up)

I just showed Down Here In London to my singing teacher and luckily for us she a) has a bigger monitor than the phone screen I usually watch Neath! on and b) is heckin' smart, and instantly figured out "pridesolated" as pride + isolated. Which totally checks out! Byron is infact both of those things!

"Promtscivious" is a bit of a difficult one. I didn't ask my teacher what she saw in this one, but she studied it for a moment, and based on her reaction, and my own analysis I assumed she found either promiscuous or prostitution - either of which could be there, but I believe that promiscuous is much more likely. Mischievous is also definitely in there. What I'm uncertain about is to whether there are two words, or three. It's not quite spelled like promiscuous + mischievous, and while that could just be a spelling error (intentional or otherwise) it could also be another word nestled in there.

"Posthumorous" is clearly posthumous + humorous. I'm not quite so sure what this is saying. Posthumous refers to the fact that Harry is dead, and humorous... I'm not quite sure. I mean, I know what the word means, but I don't see why it would apply to specifically Harry moreso than any of the others...

As for what the heck "maudlimiquitous" means, we're still totally lost.

But there's more we can learn from the music video!!

For one, according to the census forms, the ministry representative is named "Stuart Pendium"

Which is really fun!

The full census form cannot be read in any shot, but from what we can read, it looks like this (text in brackets is inferred, while ellipsis indicate the presence of unknown words):

The very top reads "[MINI]STRY OF ACCOUNTING & RECOUNTING", directly under that is a box with big letters that say "[C]ENSUS FORM"

From what we can read, the text directly under that says

"...[E]NUMERATING AND CHRONOCUMENTATIONS OF LONDON'S ... [T]HEIR WHIMS, FANCIES, AND INTRIGUERIES. BY ORDER [OF THE MASTERS] OF THE BAZAAR.

...[T]O THE OFFICE OF MR. PAGES WITH ALL DUE EXPEDIATION"

To the right of all of this is a seal of the ministry of accounting and recounting.

Underneath that the questions begin, the first box holding "MINISTRY REPRESENTATIVE", "BADGE NO.", "CITIZENIZEN", and "ADDRESIDENCE". On all forms, the ministry representative is Stuart Pendium, and the badge number is 19910508.

The questions underneath read "Q1: How many people live in this establishmentation?", "Q2: Is anyone in this establishment enam...rificated o...", and "Q3: How would one define their occupatory pursuits?"

All of the questions are answered as such:

[CITIZENIZEN: R]obert "Honest Bob" Rackett

[ADRESIDENCE:] The Singing Mandrake, Veilgarden

Q1: ...[i]nformal lodger at the Si[nging Mandrake] in Veilgarden. A tenant of C[assie] Haversham and fellow propriet[or]... was unavailable for comment.

Q2: "I should like to find myself ... and a heart with which to share ... no such fortune in such ende[avors]

The only thing I was able to make out for the third question was "absolutely legal"

[CITIZENIZEN: Byron Bri]mstone

[ADRESIDENCE: The Bra]ss Embassy, Ladybones Road

Q1: ... do not count in s...bers as ... end"

Q2: ...[s] and desires abound here; but w[a]... they of yours?"

Q3: "Our duties pertain to planes beyond your limited understanding."

CITIZENIZEN: Cassie Haversham

ADRESIDENCE: The Singing Mandrake, V[eilgarden]

Q1: A residence of the... lady Cassandra Hav[ersham] ... prietor ... [Haversham] [u]na[cc]ounted for? ... [lod]ger Ro[bert [R]ackett]

Q2: ...ons indul... [w]hich to...

Q3: ...er... led ... [i]ng. .. - dan[c]e[d]

While other forms can be seen, none of them are readable.

Additionally, many things on the table are connected via red string. Cassie is the one with the most connections (two strings pass by the pin on her picture, as opposed to the one that everyone else has). By the string connecting Harry and Bob is a scrap of paper with the words "Met with" written on it (likely meaning that the two have met each other at some time). Due to the positioning, one could read it as adding onto Honest Bob's word, making it "Met with Maudlimiquitous" (likely unintentional, but not entirely impossible). In between Byron and Cassie is a scrap of paper with "Fell impassionated with" written on it. There is a pin stuck in it, and the Cassie - Byron string passes through it. There is also another scrap of paper, which isn't attached to any string, and isn't near anyone in particular, but can be found above Byron's head. It seems to say "Regrets mee[ting]..."

There's more stuff I could mention, but this is already long and stuff and I'm tired.

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herefortarlos · 8 months ago

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Ronen's Instagram 10/22/2024

#give me all the script notes!!!#Carlos being “cagey”!#They really wrote “Think the opening of Mr. and Mrs. Smith” 🤣#911 lone star #tarlos #911 lone star spoilers #911ls 5x05

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thefiddlingdeath · 1 year ago

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It has been YEARS since I watched "The Talented Mr. Ripley" for the first time and I'm still addicted to Jack Davenport ever since stupid Peter Smith-Kingsley stumbled into the frame.

This movie should have a warning solely dedicated to him.

Something like:

*beep boop beep*

"Attention viewer.

This movie contains:

For some viewers,

might cause obsessive behaviour or extreme hyperfixation .

Please make sure you can handle

, before you continue watching.

*boop beep boop*

Would I have listened?

But a warning would have been nice, I guess?

#I'm still so mad at this movie #forget about Dumbledore getting clubbed by an oar #the REAL CRIME is giving us Peter just to take him away again #i'm not crying you are #jack davenport #peter smith kingsley #the talented mr. ripley

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jetra-artz · 10 months ago

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Sooo…what are the chances of me making an au for em based off this movie? (If you watched it ily/p) but anyway I’m feeding y’all Jetra art :]🫶🏼

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm petra #mcsm jetra #mcsm fanart #jetra #mcsmau #zanevs_artz #mcsm au #au #Jetra but Mr and Mrs Smith au istg #doomed couple atp #Will Zane stop giving them angsty scenarios? No♥️#they have a chokehold on me

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mayra-quijotescx · 2 months ago

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'so how much has really happened in the last few months?' well, Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ) is on hour 22 of one of the Reasons You Suck Speeches of all time and hasn't had to reach for a single picture book yet

#if reports from those who've been watching are to be believed he also hasn't gone off topic once. and has been talking for 22 hours.#I have to give props. I couldn't do 1/22 of that on a full night of sleep.#us politics #listening now and he is doing FANTASTIC especially for a guy who has been Mr. Smith Going To Washington for almost a calendar day

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quietwingsinthesky · 1 year ago

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“least favorite” isn’t anywhere close to bad. it just shows how damn hard the competition is going, but we’re talking about gold medals all around for each actor i’ve seen portray the doctor so far.

#and again on acting alone. i think i might prefer him over tennant in the long run.#which isnt saying tenannt is bad either its saying like. i just love them both but i love what smith brings to the table just slightly more.#i dont really put the war doctor on my rankings very seriously because he only had the one rpisode. and it was. a bad episode.#but his performance endeared me enough to him eith his haunted eyes and the weight he’s carrying that i would. possibly with a bias.#put him between ten and eleven.#and then first place depends on the day but i think twelve has pulled ahead of nine just barely. like damn. capaldi Gets It man. eccleston #also Got It in similar ways but obviously his shorter tenure did give him less tjme to show it off and twelve’s gotten three seasons to show #just how fantastically capaldi pulls together this grieving weirdo. this man who loves so hard it burns him up. who is so scared of his own #goodness and losing it. he’s so good guys.#god i cant wait to see where jodie falls on this list im really excited for her take. and mr gatwa too.#and the classic who guys obviously. i mean i already like the guy they get to play One in the audios and im really curious how he measures #up against hartnell(?)’s original performance #i know the vibes will be very different than those of nuwho but im excited :)

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fandomwe1rd0 · 1 year ago

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Planetina: You underestimate Morty! He's a very mature young man!

Me: *Throws up*

#Fuck Planetina #This line just gives off groomer vibes #I can't #I just wish she got what she deserved #but nope!#She just cries #As if she didn't just groom Morty #Rick should've killed her tbh #like how he did with Mr. Jellybean #fuck mr. jellybean as well #rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick c137 #rick #and #morty

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misslisamiray · 10 months ago

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Last but not least, here's the ff dot net link for Chapter 9!

In this chapter we have: Space Beth being Very Much her father's daughter, Morty being more convinced than ever he's the only one home with any working braincells (he's probably right about that, tbh), a brief appearance by Gearhead, and MORE!

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