I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.
If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?
Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.
Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.
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theres this horrid assumption in the fashion industry that the only people on the planet that want to wear cool boots and shoes are women and that the only women that want to wear these cool as fuck boots and shoes have really small feet. they dont make cool shoes for those like me who were born with larger feet and its so annoying and makes shoe shopping a gigantic pain. i can theoretically find cool shoes but it requires an enormous amount of effort especially when the styles i want to wear just dont exist in "mens" sizes. anyway we need to make bigger shoes end of rant
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A very special TPoH Update!
So of course I lead with the usual news that TPoH has updated-
Update here on the TPoH website!
Read TPoH from the start here.
but OVO WHAT'S THIS???
THAT'S RIGHT BABY! YOU WANTED THEM, WE GOT EM. ASSOK SOCKS ARE NOW UP FOR SALE ON THE TOPATOCO STORE!
and if you're looking for something extra to cosy up to your cute lil companion here, perhaps you need just a dash of... Anxiety! That's right, you can BUY it now! WHAT A DEAL!
REJOICE! Both of these wonderful items are now live on the Topatoco Store- have a look around while you're there, there's plenty of other lovely things (and The Princess and the Jester books are nearly completely sold out so if you want one of those you'd better jump on it! there's no guarantee there will ever be another run of that book so like, seriously) GO GO GO!
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saw wild native illinois prickly pear cactus today. they were living it up on a prairie preserve flowering flourishing not a worry or typical desert in sight. i vividly remember this being a trick question on a kahoot activity in an entry-level bio class in college and I got it wrong because I said it was not possible, but folks…. it can happen
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