#god all these fuxking characters are so good.

[undead-merman]

As soon as I get farther into baldur's gate 3, it's over for all of you. I WILL write for it, and I will not be stopped. Already thinking about writing something a little self indugent.

[chuuya-kisser]

im finally free so that i can fucking scream abt bsd 117 and tell my thoughts on this heartbreaker of a chapter (will def make another post feeding my delusions)

(spoilers utc)

firstly.

ASAGIRI. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUXK ASAGIRI. ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU ASAGIRI I THOUGHT YOU WERE KILLING-YOUR-CHARACTERS-PHOBIC?????? NOW YOUVE MELTED TWO IMPORTANT CHARACTERS IN TWO CHAPTERS???? WHOS GONNA GO NEXT CHAPTER HUH WHO'S NEXT IN YOUR DEATH NOTE

well

Uh yeah so anyways basically heart broken for multiple reasons so we'll go in order

1- aya. oh my gosh aya. shes what, a ten year old?????? and in the span of a day, she has found out about a vampire lord who is responsible for destroying or saving the whole world, shouldered the responsibility of getting said vampire lord away from the enemy to save the world, developed a father-daughter relationship with said vampire lord, sacrificed herself and got saved by him, believed that the world could be saved now, saw her new father figure's body be torn apart and replaced by a greasy ratass who wants to destroy everything or whatever, with said new father's last words telling her to run to save herself, being saved by said father, then having him dissolve and die again in front of her eyes again. shes a ten year old. what the actual fuck. oh and don't forget, she doesn't know that she lost her other father figure too!

gosh she is going to be SO traumatised and even that is an understatement i really hope she has the strength to recover

2- so akutagawa is back huh? about time, about time (though im not very happy about the cost it took- but atleast he's back?)and he has agreed to protect aya on brams wish? thats surprising honestly, so im wondering if the stuff atsushi told him while fighting him at the airport or whatever affected his subconscious or something so that he consciously wants to start protecting people?

OR maybe! he sees a bit of himself in aya or smth? i mean look i dont exactly remember what happened before he met dazai and was taken in by him okay, dont come at me. but maybe he sees that terrified little kid and something stirs in him or smth anyways go akutagawa go you're her third father figure please dont die again ‼️

(also he looks so good-)

3- and the biggest bombshell

kunikida.

KUNIKIDA‼️‼️ NO NO NO THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY HAPPENING PEOPLE THIS IS NOT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT I AM IN DENIAL

just- THINK ABOUT EVERYONE. think about atsushi and tanizaki. who saw him disappear slowly in front of their eyes, to buy them time. think about fukuzawa. who wished for kunikida to be the next president because he was the most ideal. who cares so much, even if he doesnt show it as much. think about aya. she has such a deep bond with kunikida, and now she'll have to face the devastating news that one of the only people who truly believed in her is gone too. think about ranpo and yosano.

think about dazai. who is much too far away to do anything right now, who miscalculated once which led to him being too far to stop fyodors rampage in any way. who was truly doing all this because he wanted to keep the detective agency safe. who, when he realises what will happen next, his first thought is to warn them. who was his new partner, kept him alive, even made him a part of his schedules. who i think he must have to care for, even a little bit.

dazai, who thinks that anything worth wanting is always lost the moment he obtains it. and its happened again. and by the looks of it, it will happen again.

i genuinely want to know how he'll react but i dont want to at the same time. gods i cant fucking do this man

like huhhh asagiri are you tryna make me cry or some shit???? Because youre succeesing SPECTACULARLY

also- are we gonna see tanizaki get liquefied too next chapter? because this panel sure looks like it

im scared for september now like what else are you gonna throw at us, huh asagiri? and what do you mean i have to wait a whole month this is crazy

and i am STILL in denial and will continue to be in denial guys wdym, ofc kunikida is alive and well! hes coparenting aya with bram, having fun at the agency and stuff ‼️‼️ hes perfectly peachy theres no helicopter singularity out for everyone's lives!!! (wow this post is LONG)

[doomzday-zone]

hey sorry it's me again (<- girl who needs to go to sleep) urrhm ok walks into ur office with a stack of papers it's me secretary over apologizer

anywah rum um um th hey hi so uh looks around can weeee talk about the really big theme of nowhere to hide in the book and the game interchangeably like um. um. hi. okay so I'm literally laying in bed right now complete darkness like oh wow the characters oh wow oh wow smacks into a wall face first. and um um

okay like I just feel like god this thing with like.. yeagh.. there really is nowhere to hide from your parents ❤ that's literally the ultimate thing being a child like you can't just LEAVE and that's actually such a scary ass theme and the way the house keeps getting put on more and more lockdown in the game is like This is so alarming ❤ BUT that doesn't happen (or isnt stated) in the book, the difference in the book since u havent read it is just that oz doesn't leave for a few days because he's scared and can hear the. the thing standing outside his door all the time and it's like (steps up to microphone) WOW I LOVE THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LITERALLY NOT BEINF ABLE TO JUST LEAVE AND THE MENTAL STATE OF NOT BEING ABLE TO Just Leave um and the way you run out of places to go in the game is so like ohhfmygodd sorry it's just really good like the game feels like it's suffocating that boy like u gotta get out of here because soon there will physically be no exit !! and the way the hiding minigames work ooogg ooohhh hi hey um hi sorry this game is written so beautifully it makes me physically nauseous only good fnaf game ever. uh but the hiding games not being designed like traditional hiding mechanics in games like holding a door shut or something, but stuff like oh keep the spiders away because it feels more like SORRY KID THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO OTHER THAN SIT THERE AND PRAY havr fun!!! ob my god head in hands like You can try to stop the toys or not breathe so scared but you can't physically hold a door shut because you're too little 🙁🙁😞😞😞😢 this game is so alarming I hate it not really but it's like ohntmmgdos and and and and hi hey okay so more with nowhere to hide like

I said this in my insane tags on that one post but the way that every single adult is like Oh you're so fucking strange weird little kid causing trouble . like it's not only like he can't tell anyone because he'd sound crazy but the universe being predisposed to everyone not listening to children about anything ever is like I feel like I've been punched in the face thanks like directly in the jaw my teeth r on the floorrr

like ugh I h h RATTLES BARS

um and and and looks around :c I can say more things but I just yeagh..

YEAAAAAAAA ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEFUCMING. AHHHHHH !!!!!!! thats smth i REALLY REALLY like abt into the pit like you REALLY feel like ur put into the shoes of a kid here you can only do so much while trying and experiencing shit wayyyy bigger than yourself, n it just elevates the horror bc like, obv ur oarent/someone you love being replaced by an imperfect impostir is already a scary notion. n being a CHILD TOO????? like fuckkkkk man your options r dwindling. n the way kuds r treated in society n shit as well as eveything else, oswalds just a kid, hes in sixth grade like?????? how do you deal w this???????? theres a fucking EVIL ANIMAL in your house. the world is already si scary as achild w/o all this but yhis maies it ten yimes worse, AND your home isnt even safe either. the amount if stress n trauma this kid experiences in a work week is fuxking insane hashtag justice for ozwald gotdamn.

AD AND i still xant stop thinking about the fat like. oswald is forced to relive the trauma of the events n shit that transpired a freddys, from the child victims at the pizzeria, to Michaels and the crying childs in his own home. smth smth themes of generational trauma n whatever its insane my brian explodes into ten million bloody chunks.

n what u said abt the book..... man........ imagine being holed up in ur room for days in end bc of The Thing on the other end of the door. like LITERALLY FNAF 4 SHIT GODDD. oswald reliving the trauma of the entire fnaf franchise in five nights like: INSANEEE. CRAZYYYYY.

[sincerelywebsy]

my arrow favs 🫶

season

s5

season five ollie is so silly, him and felicity’s arc is so good 😭😭😭!!!! i rlly like the development of team arrow too, and his haircut is the best at this part🤗🤗 mayor ollie SOLOS.

ps seasons 4-6 he had the best arrow suit ong.

ship

i think olicity but i’m not super sure!

again, the s4-s6 arc makes me FERAL

the beginning of s4 when felicity wasn’t fully there when oli and her were living in ivy town☹️

when he was about to PROPOSE and they had to leave..💔💔💔

WHEN FELICITY BROKE IT OFF W OLI BC HE DIDNT TELL HE ABT WILLIAM BUT SAMANTHA HAD GIVEN HIM AN ULTIMATUM???

that pisses me off SO BAD u don’t even understand

aaannyway

i’ll say olicity but here’s my honorable mentions:

dig & lyla

roy & thea

i can’t remember any ships all of the sudden whoops

character

oliver ofc 🫶🫶🫶

idk how to explain it rlly but

he’s so me fr sometimes. it’s so cool to see his overall character development, and how he goes from being super defensive and isolating to being more open and okay w himself ??? oml i love this show

more honorable mentions (there’s a lot.)

rene ramirez

his & oliver’s friendship is just 🫶🫶 the end of s6 when they make up ☹️☹️

dinah drake

gf. need i say more

thea queen

her & oliver >> they’re dynamic is so good 🙏 she is so strong jesus

john constantine

he doesn’t appear much here but i’ve seen both Constantine & Legends of Tomorrow and i <3 him

tommy merlyn

pookie ! again, need i say more

ray palmer

i said there was a lot didn’t i. his romantic life is SO SAD oh my lord. he’s the silliest

maseo & tatsu yamashiro

sobbing uncontrollably, i cannot😭😭

sorry last one

laurel (e2)

it’s crazy how much they skipped over her ENTIRE UNIVERSE COLLAPSING????? everyone she had ever known was gone, and they barely covered it holy shit. i understand why oliver did what he did but JESUS

villain

adrian chase (ofc)

he was just generally the best villain. no beating him dude. best evil plan, holy shit he was good.

honorable mentions (in no particular order):

slade wilson

his arc w oliver??? god damn, plus his evil plan was pretty sick

damian darhk

i’m a lot of ppl will disagree w this but i liked him bc he was so silly abt murder. his lines were so good

“sorry i can’t hear you over your throat collapsing” HELLO??

floyd lawton/deadshot

bbg. that is all

team

s5-6🫶🫶🫶🫶

dinah is my beloved, i fuxking LOVE rene, rory, im ngl im not big on curtis 🧍 he’s ok 😭 evelyn was pretty chill, liked her betrayal.

i just love seasons 4-6 if u couldn’t tell

headcanon

sin is nonbinary. i prommy. quentin calling their haircut a boy haircut?? bro is a QUEER. the name sin?? screams trans. their style.. u can’t deny it

they’re nonbinary and no one can change my mind

[kurjakani]

Alright quick question..we have similar taste in fictional men and I’ve never watched Bleach before should I start it so I can obsess over Mayuri as well?

HMMMMMMMAH rly hard to tell. Ok sorry bleach fans i love u but im gonna shit talk this show a bit. Pls dont read if u cant handle me rambling abt my personal experience w a show meant for 15 year old boys. I actually love it deeply !!!!!!! I enjoy ir a lot!!!!! However. I really struggle w watching the show sometimes. Its over 300 eps + the movies which i havent even gotten started with. It's difficult bc theres a lot of cool moments too but good lird esp at tge start the fights consist of characters deciding that they have more soul power bc of some memory they had and beatinh eachother. Everyone is confident there is character variety but everyone is like supposed 2 be a huge badass and idk thats just not my type of media (which is why orihime is actually one of my favourite characters bc she stands in such contrast w her confidence issues and damseliness. Also Ishida i love Ishida i love his arc in the umm when they had the bounts and his self reflection about his inabilitu to help the others + hes always rly analytical in fights. Mayuri too bcs all of his power comes from thinking & experimenrting & PREPARADNESS. I dont remember him ever mentioning soul power bc hes like only talking about technique. Zaraki is also incrhesting bc he is overpowered, but to a point of ridiculousness and where he has an one punch man styled conflict w being unable 2 find someone he has fun fightinh w) i like casts full of losers and freaks. Talking of freaks Tite Kubo is one and will NOT stop making fucked up jokes, esp about girls. His humour is shit theres been like. One scene where i laughed out loud and it was bc ichigos dad pelted him w no mercy bc hes used 2 him being able to fight but ichigo was just tired and he flew thru the room thats fr the only time ive laughed. Theres a lot of rly dark topics also treated very lightly, including when it comes to Mayuri??? Esp his treatment of Nemu. As far as ive seen!!! The storyline has an interesting end in the manga tho and like it seems more thoughtful but ive yet to see that. But the treatment of Nemu as a prop to show how awful Mayuri is and to also be fanservice rly. It frusturates me. Theres so much like, interesting stuff you could do w her character. Again tho im at ep like 180 so maybe there will be!!!! For the good tho Tite Kubo has just. Theeee most incredible eye for character design in my eyes hes so fuckinh good its ridiculous. Even a lot of the side characters are mega memorable and its no wonder a lot of thr characters are absolutely iconic. Also the show definetly gets better the beginninh is just so. Slow. As u can prolly pick up from my earlier notes there are a couple characters that i fuxking loooove aside from Mayuri. As for mayuri he is fuckinh viile and they make some gross jokes abt him too but he is so. Ill b real hes just sexy and also transformation coded so. Literally childhood fave chinhands emoji idc. There also are some great interactions between characters!!! Thr main characters rly care abt eachothef and are so devoted 2 taking care of eachother and i think thats lovely. They can be cranky and mean but theyre always worried for eachother and rwady to help and i think thats just so sweet i like that dynamic. Sorry i di have more to say abt the show as u can see i have some big big emotions abt it and i care abt iy sm but it also often frusturates me deeply a lot of tje time. Its a show you endure. Thank god it jas a dub bc i am watcjing it while knitting / drawing etc.

[thesherrinfordfacility]

✨ episode 5 - running commentary✨

- this episode better be the one to Alter My Brain Chemistry, I NEED AN explanation for the too fast for me scene pls

- THEY BETTER KISS I S2G

- right okay hi shax I hate you 😘 but Miranda is killing WAIT TEN THOUSAND WHAT THATA OVERKILL ITS ONE SILLY BILLY ANGEL AND A DUMB ASS DEMON

- "can I watch" crowley TONE IT DOWN KINKY BOY

- "there will be sandwiches" LOL IM IN BABES

- DOCTOR WHO lmao harpischord guy get fucking SERVED

- HES JUST TEMPTED SOMEONE AND GIVEN AWAY A BOOK??? my guy going through some ROUGH character development

- hell is literally so understaffed wtf

- MAGIC SHOP AGAIN YES

- ERDNASE REFERENCE ERDNASE REFERENCE

- Crowley is so proud of his husband BUT THAT FEZ NEEDS TO GOOOOO

- neil if you ever read this pls can we have aziraphale be a permanent party planner bc he does the mostest and pls ignore my criticism of ep1 and 2 I take it all back pls pls more aziraphale planning tf out of shit

- SHAX MOMMY YES💅💅💅 ALSO ERIC MY BELOVED My sweet baby boy

- FRENCH AZIRAPHALE YOU NEED TO STOP crowley is FED UP he looks like a kid whose mum got caught chatting at the supermarket

- aziraphale pls stop

- NINA KNOWS WHATS UP GAY SPOTS GAY

- no crowley don't make that face no why why why WHY YOU LOOKING LIKE THAT😭😭😭✨ he loves you CROWLEY YOU BLIND FUCKKNG IDIOT and you love HIM you emotionally stunTED APE

- the glasses and sideburns are still BUGGING ME someone explain did he go shOPPING OFF SCREEN????

- ERIC NO BYEBYE MY LOVERRRRR

- wow that was a long pre credit bit wtf

- DATE???? oh no crowley is pulling away no no no

- "SMUT?" fucking OKAY??? DO IT THEN YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH✨💓

- fuck they're about to have a Conversation aren't they and get drunk and it's about to get EMOTIONAL

- Crowley FUCK

- CROWLEY BOO

- "friend" ok lol

- he's about to throw mf HANDS but goob is so innocent NO WAIT CROWLEY NO DOMT DO THAT oh thank fuck

- matchbox ajamakajalam sns

- lmao the growth that Crowley just did in 30 seconds gave me WHIPLASH

- Muriel no pls don't do it bbygirl💓💓 OH GOD YOUVE GONE DONE IT NOW

- ah Jim's mug

- DECORATING MIRACLES YES BABY

- WAIT AND SEE ✨✨✨✨

- oh aziraphale I love u so MUCH 😭😭😭

- Mrs sandwich I LOVE HER no aziraphale don't ask pls bby

- CROWLEY WHAT U SNIFFIN HONEY UR LIKE A BLOODHOUND FOR TROUBLE WHAT A POWER

- GOOB YOU ARE FABULOUS DARLING I LOVE JT✨

- "you young people"

- F BOMB FUCK YES

- oh no Maggie no not you CROWLEY YOU HERO GOD BLESS tell em babes

- lmao are they even gonna get to dance this is so stressful

- Mrs sandwich just chill out honey you are a madam SEX WORK IS VALID REAL WORK I said what I said

- "have a vol au vent" SO MARRIED💓

- omg am i now liking Maggie and nina hmmmmmmm AZIRAPHALE'S FACE crowley you could have that IF YOU EVEN TRIED MY GUY

- I HAVE SUCH JACKET ENVY LMAOOOO goob you are the only valid character

- WHAT no stop goob stop

- fuck OFF THEY ACTUALLY SANCE FUXK KM SWEATINF NOOOOOOK💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOYS PLEASE

- well fuck that's put a spanner in the works

- aziraphale go fucking NAILS GET THEIR ASS oh that's not good✨

- GOOBY NO BE QUIET SHHHHHH

- GOOB NO

- NO GOOB

- the mf coat is SPECTACULAR ✨✨✨✨ did they spend the whole budget on it???? HES SO FABULOUS AND FRUITY

- oh my god the miracle is working against them fuck

- the fact that the humans are just chilling lmaoooo

- NEIL WE NEED CROWLEY AS A LAWYER PLS THANK U they just got SEVRED✨💓

- lmao IT WAS FAKE HAHAHAHAHA

- Mr brown shut up pipe down back in your box

- see that's what you get when you run your mouth

- IS THIS EVERY

- CMON GIVE ME EVERY

- oh my god crowley is the PATRON VIRGIN saint of sex work I LIVE FOR IT god bless or maybe not

- IS THAT A PRAISE KINK I SEE

- "rescuing me makes him so happy" FUCKING DECEASED

- Muriel lmao we know this it's ok bby take HIM TO HEAVEN IN THE ANGEL-ON-THE-ASS TRACKSUIT

- the MUSIC OKAY ITS GOOD NOW YES YES YES✨

- GOING UP

- I'm dead

[kedreeva]

Its ME, the anon (derogatory), AGAIN

a) YEAH THATS THE ONE THATS THE BITCH I REMEMBERED AFTER HAVING ALREADY SENT THE ASK THAT IT HAS APOCALYPTIC SHENANIGANS AND EDDIE BEING CECIL PALMER OF HAWKINS AND RISOTTO AND the fucking relationship between eddie and robin and steve fucking KILLED me and ate my corpse in that one it was so good anyway i did Not know said authpr has More and i will be Looking very shortly

b) look, thankfully, there are less than 20 nb steve fics out there on ao3 to gut me with but shut the FUCK up with the h/c there is no trope on this bitch of a planet that im more fucking into than h/c i just fuckinsgabahkgeoslw yk?

c) DUDE I WENY THROUGH 4 PLAYLISTS SO FAR DONT DO THAT TO ME

d) I CAMNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YPU GOT THE POOR OP OF THAT ONE FIC TO ALSO FIND OUT ABOUT MY SLOW DESCENT INTO INSANITY sure am fucking GLAD that all yall fucking writers thrive on blood sweat and tears of poor unsuspecting victims such as _I_

Sure am glad my fucking clown act is funny to you youre laughing im losing my current hyperfixations and getting swallowed by the stranger things vortex and youre fuxking laughing at me this is what i have become a JOKE

Anyway I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FUCKING THING but by god have i taken a bit of a DIVE through some tags anyway i have to to the conclusion that i do not give a shit fic writers are SO RIGHT all them fuckers in that group are neurodivergent disabled and mental illness solidarity i will Never see one single fucking character in that goddamn group as neurotypical now because of ao3 idec anywya last night around 4 fuxking am i was reading a fic in which eddie had tourettes and like the fic was a bit too much for me personally too much hurt not enough comfort for it to be my cup of tea but goddamn i Cannot stop thinking about it anyway i have Thoughts and i have OPINIONS on these characters and i have no idea what 80% of them even fucking look like

So your 80 page assignment is going well, huh

[sublimepoliticsmusicbiscuit-blog]

Fuxk u Disney. You cancel Owl House AND NIMONA!

Owl House could have been the next Harry Potter! WelL FUCX U!!!

Guess what! Its still trending! You had something beautiful and unique and so heartfelt that it made people cry! You had the next Zuko on your hands and you threw it away!

And then you have the gall to cancel Nimona! My metal bestie! My new gay dads! My new DRAGON CONTENT!!!!!!

Fuxk u!!!! And whoever the hell is in charge of planning Disney content should get CANCELLLLLED!!!

Where's the originality? The creativity? Its no coincidence that new art styles and stories are not coming from Disney, but every other studio in the world!

The entire industry has fallen into the formula of 'oh thats popular, let's just copy it to death and never invest in trying something new'!!

You have more money than God but what do u do with it? You churn out formulaic stories and get rid of the nuance, the grit! Freaking cowards!

Look at what Daredevil was on Netflix, and look at what you have turned him into!

And even when you have amazing stories like Strange Worlds with a main character who is biracial and gay, what do you do? No promotion, no acknowledgement. You put it on your streaming service quietly and then when the viewership numbers are low, you use it as an excuse to not create content with LGBTQ+ characters.

Look at all the stories you could tell and promote? But you're all just a bunch of homophobes who can't stand not disneyfying everything you get your grubby paws on.

But thats the thing isn't it Disney? Your perfect Disney world changes with the tides. 60 years ago you fit in with the Jim Crow crowd. Before that the German Nazis were your best friends. Now your cozying up with the genocidal CCP and filming in the same places as their death camps.

Disney doesn't stand for anything. And sure there little show with DeSantis is so cute. But they didn't do it for the good of society. They did it as a power move because someone dared to fuck with their money.

I was raised on movies like Aladdin and Hercules. They were beautiful stories and I will never not love them. But if Disney wants to keep being the premier content provider for the generations of the future, they better figure out if they truly stand with a society that cares and accepts everyone, or the next tidal wave of hate that will inevitably try to sweep away the decency from our world.

[fag-on-goth-action]

HAPPY FUCKINF BIRTHDAY GERARDDDD HERES MY FAVORITE GERARD PHOTOS OF ALL TIME

10. my show. diana sweater. joan sticker. any fuxking picture from that night

9. i love this photo more then anything although i am a tad bit biased due to the jamia presence

8. can you tell this is my favorite gerard hair besides cunty joan bands and ramone bangs? this was camp she reads kathy acker on her bed giggling and kicking her feet. " she's just like me! "

7. she's snorting shes mimimi ing and i love her she fell asleep watching a movie and i want to cuddle up to her so bad but there's no more room on the couch :(

6. mousegirl!

5. poetry slam gf red eyeshadow i've drawn her so much omg

4. bug girl tits ohhh my god i'm so obsessed with her!!!! this is such a good photo eeeekkk

3.INSANEE!!! I BASED A WHOLE ENTIRE CHARACTER WITH A LIFE AND BACKSTOEY AND DEPTH OFF THIS MAKEUP IM GOING INSANE

2. GHOST WIFE IM- EEEEEEEEEEKKK HAIIIII

1. OBVIOUSLY MY BELOVED ART COLLEGE GF SHES SO FUCKINF INSANELY GORGEOUS HER SKIN HER HAIR JOAN PIXIE CUT HAI HAI HAI the way the bw is makes it look like this gorgeous red if taken off it and i'm still liking for that non existant shade of lipstick OOOOO ITS PERFECT BABY LET ME INNNN

[notablybaka]

Monks can and should wear armor use strength and forget about unarmormored defence martial arts and unarmored movements.

Multiclass 1 level into fighter get a d8 per hit forever and become a tank god that can 1 round any cr 3 or 4 monsters with ease at level 3. Alone.

Okay what do you get when you get unarmored defense 10+wis+dex seems good right. Wrong. Let's say you have 16dex 15wis. That's 15ac now if you instead invested into strength at 16 con 13 and wis 15, and buy half plate. (wait monks can't do tha.. shut it you have heavy armor proficiency from fighter) now you have 15ac still have a great ki DC and have a d8 for unarmed attacks. This is at level 3 instead of at level 11

What do we lose. We lose movement speed, we loose the ability to use monk weapons (currently a d4 at 3rd level only gets better than d8 at level fuxking 17) and lose unarmored defense which is covered by a easier to upgrade armor system. So except for movement you lose absolutely fuxkinf nothing.

Now you might be thinking what now.

I tell you what you do now.

Make a terrifying armored beast of a character.

Level 8 echo knight 3 long death monk 5.

-5 ki points

-unarmed fighting

- defensive fighting from feat. Or asi instead if you went variant human and get defensive there.

- 17 strength 14 con 15 wisdom every thing else is 13 or lower.

- full plate. Ac is 17+1+1(you have a magic item by now its definitely ring of protection.)

A thief is running away from his last victim as he carries away a coin sack. They notice a shadow over them, looking up they see a large rotund knight in massive plate mail. He's at least 50 feat up and would be heavily injured if he jumped down. Thinking he has the better position than the knight the thief say to the knight "can't do much up there now can ya" the thief, laughing, turns away from the knight and attempts to walk away only to hear a mighty thump. The thief looks backwards only to see a unharmed and ready knight staring at him. The thief know realizing the situation tryst to flee only to be stopped by the same knight in the other direction. The two knights seem identical and the only difference is the faint translucent property to the second one.

The thief tryst to Nimbly escape but is countered by a punch that shaters bone and another one almost instantly from the otherside before another and another. Punch after punch. Untill

That's right Motherfuckers this was all an extremely elaborate jojos reference.

Please use this in a game. Please. Create a slow walking, stand using, tank monk. I beg of you.

[lidrens]

Soulsborne asks: 8, 9, 16, 23?

this became rambly so under read more it goes

8. Do you have any fond coop memories? Does a specific moment stand out to you?

yeah you know from high-level dungeons in bb come all kinds of things. so on my platinum character ive also farmed all kinds of gems and shit, and 99% of coop i do happens in the chalice dungeons with people just as insanely overleveled as me.

...that's until hunters of hunters roll in and you realise that whoever invaded your ass is probably just as high a level as you or more (which is around 300) and you're just. well that'll be a fun fight huh.

i have a vivid memory of a crow wannabe showing up and pulling out a tonitrus, the Most Okayest Weapon Ever. they chased me around ihyll and died to a fireball trap. fuxking lmao.

another one is from ds3 and it's about a greatbow user who fucking soloed midir, the big bad fuckoff huge dragon for me on my dark character run. i was doing like 20 damage? and then this guy rolls in and puts the fear of god back right into my heart. oh it was amazing.

9. What are your three favourite weapons and why?

im not gonna list all of the games because i can't remember all weapons right now, so:

- the blade of mercy. it's so worth learning how to effectively use. it's fast, it does a respectable amount of damage on a good skill build and it encourages very high mobility and less of R1 mashing.

- the onyx blade. everything about it is immaculate, from the caduceus aesthetic to the black flames, to its speed. i love how light it feels to wield too, as if its barely holding together from everything its original wielder been through.

- morgott's cursed curved greatsword. it's very satisfying to use and to land the skill attack in succession, also i absolutely love curved greatswords in elden ring. the design of the blade and the introduction of it, as the wood falls off it from the sheer force of morgott's grip? hhoh. i want this thing in my house not gonna lie.

- honorable mention of estoc, the weapon i use in every souls game until i find something i like for my specific build. also it fucking carried me through my first ds2 run, what a great weapon.

16. What are your favourite areas?

ds1: new londo and anor londo. all of the headcanons aside, i can't help but wonder what they were like when they were alive. and in their current states they're much like yourself, undead and long hollow, having forgotten what it is to be a home.

ds2: THE GUTTER. lighting up all the sconces is something i look forward to every run. and with the heartbeat... the place is so unsettling and beautiful in the dark, i just spend a lot of time wandering around and looking at the edges of structures peeking out from the dark. the runner up is shulva. i would love to live there before it went to shit.

ds3: i like carthus catacombs, sue me. mainly because invasions in there are very fun (for me). irithyll is okay. the ringed city is more okayer but it takes longer to get there, and the only reason i like two of those is their aesthetics. idk ds3 lore.

bloodborne: ...the hunter's nightmare. the ruined and warped city of yharnam in sickly daylight, drowned in blood and knowing nobody but those who spill it. to be fair i like most of all bloodborne locations with one petty exclusion (fuck you hemwick). i wish the castle cainhurst was bigger on the inside as well as the outside, but i guess i will have to do with the castle sol </3

elden ring: fuck all of you, caelid is beautiful and haunting, a festering and living grave of a land. i like it a moderate amount. i have not spent hours obsessively taking pictures of various plants and creatures there. i am normal about caelid. ...on another note, i think leyndell is the best area fromsoft ever made as a dungeon and aesthetics wise.

23. What is your favourite fashion souls?

oh man im kind of tired of listing every game, so I'll go with top three outfits i have on some of my characters:

- nights cavalry set and nox monk headpiece.

- tomb prospector set and yharnam hunter hat (or maria's hat).

- loyce set.

[agent8s-ask-blog]

Y'know Im pathetic too my 3's kind of an asshole sometimes and I fell if not harder for his assholery tendencies xd But shes hot and well I suppose queer panic for buff non-conforming people Not IRL obv those bastards can go the fuxk away but fictional characters:3 i love em))

Cap We'll take ibuprofen together in the worst flareups of our lives and still wont feel better without you < 3 - 🍪

🍪 annon used disability rizz again

Imma keep making funny pick up lines every time I think of a good one lolz))

//oh my god same … also unpopular opinion but Summer was hotter when they were mean all the time sorry I like mean non men .\\

“Oh, you’re such a sweetheart. But I probably won’t help much with flare ups.”

“…Why has everyone being so romantic with me recently?”

+1 fluster point

[fr3akinthecorner]

why can't u love me the way ur supposed to? you're supposed to do everything to help your mommy excuse me? daddy doesn't need help i don't even have a mother ok so fuck me back then! i'm making all of your clothes i tjoight mt st helens was? he's a bad guy don't talk to him why? bc he's obsessed with your body it's like really scary do u believe him? it's mt st helens yes i believe him but why should i care? god! ur always asking us that question well no she is never working ever again except for being a fan fiction writer thank god tumblr wants to pay her family some extra money ok so the magee crest says u must call it's phone number the magee crest is an honor and a privilege please use it wisely why did i get it? for your hard work hey the hawaiian daddy fucking codes want to turn on now! theve never turned off jesus christ said they will feed her every holiday she has no class!.yes she does irs lava magma she is the perfect girl ok so cjanhee apologizes and says that your diary is very interesting wait a second this is her diary? not a manga? yes! ok so what the fuck are we doing she must always have a cell phone lava mcgee wants to fuck her now keeho says hahaha that she made that manga character up first! no way?! it's the manson family we don't want to scare u bur rhe brides of horror are locked out of your universe she said that she knew u were south korean hey! daddy is south korean too ok daddy do u believe me? thay u are too? no I don't ok well I did something and you're filipina and thia not mixed ok good ok so no she still.looks mixed! no she doesn't! she looks like she is from hawaii well we want her to know that William shakespeare took.her put of romeo with romeo eterni but thay she still can't see the sun for 28 yrs dear god.who did that? keeho what?! I was mad at her u are crazy! lock him away! never! he is romeo ok so not by birth but yes I am romeo and it's interesting you're getting so good at sex yes she is! that's my baby but I don't like her I hate her that's because you're buddha oh ok so it will pass? no you're fuxking buddha pk ao what so I so? call off the nonsense BDO they have done nothing doe u ok ahes getting tired stop

[hannibutts]

HANNIBAL SPOILERS S01E11

RARA CHILTON LETS GOOOOOO

There’s so much symbolism in this fuxking show - is Will’s tsunami dream supposed to be linked to the conversation that Hannibal and baby girl sad lil chilton we’re having about not pushing their patients too hard?

Ah the ol’ senator Kelly melting into the bed trick, huh? God, I’m starting to hate Will’s nightmares so much because I’ve had similar ones and they’re hitting too close to home.

Eddie izzard gives good serial killer

Look at the ragamuffin baby girl go, his head movements are giving bratty cheerleader 😂 and he’s all puppy with his tail between his legs in front of Hannibal and then all proud and gloaty with Gideon and Alana

I know I’m supposed to be on Will and Alana’s side here but alas, I’m on the foghorn leghorn baby girl’s side.

Ooh antler room

This show reads like Hannibal fan fiction because there’s inklings of what happens in the books like the way Hannibal is treating Will is a lot like the way that he manipulates Clarice. What I don’t get is does Hannibal want a killing partner? like does he see a killer in Will and wants him for that or is he legit taken in by Will’s main character of an anime energy and just wants him because he’s complex and pretty? Or both?

Yeah Alana is getting a bit on my nerves - like the dude is sick and she’s sending him mixed messages galore.

Boo Freddie lounds

Oooh Dr Gideon got her… 🤷🏻‍♀️

Booo she’s still alive

Ah that reminds me, I gotta donate blood soon

Oh no Gideon has Chilton… I’m not too worried because I’m pretty sure rara is in this all three seasons but nope don’t like that.

Also Anna chlumsky who plays Miriam in this appeared in the first episode that rara appeared in on hannibal which is funny because they both are in the their first appearances on SVU, the episode based on fifty shades.

NOOOO WHAY THE FUCK GET OUT OF RARA’S GUTS JESUS CHRIST OH BABY GIRL NO WTF

Finally they make Will stay behind in The car, I’m almost surprised Jack didn’t walk into the conservatory with Will as a shield.

Aaaaaand of course he got out of the car.

Oh Rara - hold on to those guts my little dude.

Oof Will is losing it. Man, Hugh Dancy plays distraught and disturbed so well.

Of course Will takes Gideon to Hannibal.

So Will has a seizure and then just stands there while Hannibal and Gideon have a chat? Alrighty then 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh shit he’s offering Gideon Alana

Gideon mutilated Dr Chilton 😭

“I’m worried about Alana” he says 😂 as he very pointedly leaves a gun and his keys for Will. Why not a map to Alana’s house l too?

So I don’t get the whole Will seeing Garrett Jacob Hobbs instead of Gideon thing. Like is it because it’s Will’s first kill? Did he actually enjoy killing GJH and that’s why he hallucinated the corpse saying “see” and now he’s haunted by that because it might prove that he actually enjoys killing? I don’t know if I’m pulling stuff out of my ass at this point. Oh yeah and what’s with the stag all the time? It can’t be a good thing because it always leads will to bad places. Is it like the representation of the serial killer inside Will?

Babygirl DID NOT have a good time this episode.

[revelarete]

dont mind me im just hating masayoshi shido and everything he stands for :)

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Ignore this post lol

(Tumblr’s stupid tagging system has eaten all my oc stuff so I’m just gonna spam recommended tags with my characters and refind the posts through that)