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akechi-if-he-slayed · 7 months

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so so grateful to whoever invented founding father yaoi…like what teenage girl looked at the old ass white men who founded america and was like “yeah but what if they fucked”

#where would i be without historical lams! without historical jamilton!#ok but like. when was it actually invented. could you IMAGINE a 1800s schoolgirl painting jamilton with her friends while giggling.#god i want to be her so bad #founding father yaoi

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tanjir0se · 1 month

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I’m so sorry other character stans but Toph Beifong is THE character of all time

Disabled, doesn’t “overcome” it but adapts and forces others to adapt instead.

Spoiled rotten rich kid with refined rich kid manners but chooses not to use them unless weaponizong them, can should and will kick your ass, but honest and good at her heart

A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER EARTHBENDING MASTER AND HUSTLER AT AGE 12

Literally the definition of swag from womb to tomb

Do I even need to bring up metalbending?

INVENTED METALBENDING

Violence to show affection

Aang and Sokka quite possibly the only thing holding her back from straight up murder several times.

Definition of “do you want me to kill that guy for you? Cause it seems like he sucks. And I’ll totally kill that guy for you”

^ this is the real reason we never got a Toph and Zuko teamup, it would probably take her 3 minutes to convince Zuko to just kill his dumb lame dad already

I’m soooo sorry but she is UNMATCHED. Toph Beifong for President

#and also. don’t talk to me about cop toph that’s literally so fake #like they don’t know her like I do I’m sorry #GOD I wanted to be her so bad when I was 9 #atla

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egophiliac · 5 months

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new chapter 7 installment dropped how we feelin????

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

THAT'S HIS DAD

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #BABY DRAGON BABY DRAGON BABY DRAGON #i will take three thank you #god. lilia really has no idea how incredibly loved he is huh.#meleanor: (dies to protect him and her son)#malleus: (is literally born having a huge destructive tantrum because he wants lilia back)#silver: (bases his entire life and personality around how much he loves his dad)#lilia: wow i just can't understand why everyone is so upset about me dying #(somehow sebek ended up being the most normal about him and there's the most unexpected part)#man i really gotta redo lilia's um poster. i wasn't super happy with it to begin with but now there's like. fun shapes and context!#me: ha ha why is his magic called that. that's so weird.#me later: o-oh. oh i see.#SPEAKING OF SEBEK THOUGH there he is! THERE HE IS!#i was so afraid the armor was going to be a bad thing but NO he earned it!#he shook out his hair and turned out to have been beautiful all along!#episode 7 is about two things and two things only: dads and significant hair moments #and also speaking of dads!#i am taking lilia mistaking malleus for revaan based on his voice #as one more tick in the 'if crowley is revaan then there's going to have to be a really good explanation' column #the dulcet tones of dire crowley...#on the other hand if crowley tears off his mask and immediately starts sounding like malleus that would be THE funniest way to do it #auuuggghhhhh it's only been out for hours and already i'm like next part when #we've been cliffhanger'd again lads #idia finally came back to us and they were like 'please wait for the next release :)'#ortho did...did you somehow hack your way into silver's dream palace

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ewwww-what · 1 month

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friendship so strong it grants you a sixth level spell slot. I have words to say.

#you aren’t always supposed to handle doubt alone.#even if you aren’t afraid of the dark it’s easier to navigate with someone holding your hand #Kristen said ‘I just love my friends. I love my friends so much.’#and Fig said ‘maybe I’m not an artist. maybe I’m just a really good friend.’#and everyone in the world wanted me to be okay and normal about it #queerplatonic love comes in so many forms and this is one of them #fig and Kristen. fig and Kristen. fig. Kristen.#also also #I’ve been so emotional about the fact that all of the bad kids care so deeply about Cassandra despite not worshiping her #‘I believe in Cassandra because I’ve seen her!’ like they have come eye to eye with a goddess and chose the mutual friends route #god I love it so much #also nonbinary fig believers how are we feeling tonight #fantasy high #d20 #d20 fantasy high #d20 fanart #fh #fantasy high fanart #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #fig faeth #fig fantasy high #kristen applebees #kristen fantasy high #faebees #applefaeth #that’s important to me. that is an important part of this.#undescribed #my art

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wandaspup · 1 month

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Oh, waking up with Natasha in the morning. She’s a wearing a grey sports bra and tight briefs, perfectly showing off every curve of her cock. As she gets up she reveals her muscled thick ass and beefy back. She’d turn around with a lopsided grin and ask you what you wanted for breakfast. Using her Russian tongue of endearment to make you swoon. Even sometimes she’ll walk around like that for the rest of the day. You’d get a front row seat to her work out, watching the sweat ride down her rock hard abs and big squishy thighs. When she comes out of the shower, she’s completely bare. Her flaccid cock and balls on display as you press her body up against her, feeling her cock harden.

#natasha romanoff x you #g!p natasha #natasha x fem!reader #natasha x y/n #natasha romanoff fluff #natasha romanoff smut #God I want to suck her so bad #Need her popsicle right now #Natasha please make me your sex toy #anything for you #daddy natasha

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caminadrummer · 2 years

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#i want her so bad it makes me look stupid #like. i am dying. i'm dying literally dying here #good god. good fucking god.#long post

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artist-rat · 11 days

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realised i haven't really posted a proper pic of my durge. so here's Tavis/Noon :} she fluctuates between being a menace of macabre whimsy and a menace with hubris burning like a thousand suns

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #durge #oc: tavis/noon #from the start of the game til the end of act 2 she's called tavis (given name) bc she forgot she'd used to go by noon #but then she picks it up again #(i haven't decided for 100% but for now i hc she finds some letter(s) ft. the name and recalls it was her)#i call her both bc honestly i'm not sure what she's gonna end up with and they're both her to me!#anyway she wants to be a god so bad fr. that will def not bring her or anyone else any further trouble ever #:)#i also love her so much it's a bit embarrassing

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u3pxx · 5 months

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i adore your fem harry. i do have one question. she do got a beer gut right

of course, why would i take that away from her!!!!!! (and hehe thank you im so glad u do <3)

#she still has the faln jacket but that didnt zip down so i chose the windbreaker instead to draw her in +#BC I WANTED TO DRAW BODIES!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!#sorry im so tired FDGH im thinking abt arent beer guts like more firm than regular fat stomachs so maybe i couldve portrayed that better #but oh well next time! what you need to know is that shes still fat god bless #i need to not look at this drawing anymore my bad brain is making me hate my own drawings now which is Not Good! orz #sunnysideanswers #sunnysidedraws #sunnysidedoodles #harriet du bois #anonymous #im not tagging this with the main disco tag you know who she is DFGHD #described #id in alt text #genderbend #<- blacklisting purposes #sunnysidedisco #disco femlysium

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flowerakatsuka · 8 months

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nevermind, i'm over karamatsu now. i'm here for the bad bitches and the bad bitches only! 😤✨

⛔ BLMATSU / PROSHIPPERS DNI!! ⛔

#in a joshimatsu mood tonight i love these girlies #i messed w/ jyushiko's design a lil bit bc i feel like it's a lil plain for a gyaru #my girl deserves to be more flashy & show some cleave like god intended #she does kinda give off onee gyaru vibes in her actual design #but idk i think agejo tsuyome or amekaji would fit her better ya know?#ichiko's already perfect tho no notes #i'm desperately in love w/ her and want her so bad #i need to draw osoko too bc she's my other big fave joshimatsu girlie #osomatsu san #girlymatsu #joshimatsu #ichiko #jyushiko #mj draws #osmt

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robotsandramblings · 28 days

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sorry the quality isn't the best, but i wanted to torture myself with zoomed in shots of Crosshair's expressions while Omega is trying to convince him of her recapture/Tantiss plan. 🥺(S3 E11)

#crosshair #the bad batch #he looks horrified and terrified and like he's literally in pain #and i think he's trying desperately to poke holes in her plan even though he probably already knows it's their best shot #in hindsight it makes SO much sense #this poor man fears Tantiss like nothing else and now Omega wants to go back there. which also means he'll have to go back there and...god #no wonder he's freaking the fuck out #on her behalf and his own #star wars #R&Rgif #OUCH FEELS

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songbird-is-crying · 9 months

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neil gaiman had a spot specifically reserved for him his books in the corner of my bookshelf at my childhood home and i miss it everyday

#let’s see i had #good omens #american gods #stardust #neverwhere #OH i had this giant annotated american gods book #it was originally $50 but at barnes and noble they were having a 50% hardcover sale and i got it for $25 >:)#that couldn’t fit on my bookshelf #so it went on my bedside table #i also had the good omens tv script book #i will never forget how i bought my friend this most beautiful illustrated copy of the ocean at the end of the lane #and i wanted to keep it SO BAD #but it was her 18th birthday and i thought it was very poignant #but when i gave it to her #i saw her put it on her read next list #i cannot describe the drop in my chest as i saw her scroll through her phone to place at the bottom at no. 169 #she still has not read it #neil gaiman

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daisy-mooon · 8 months

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"I want Annabeth to be blonde :(" then pick up a PJO book and read it you dumb fuck

#pjo fans stop being weird about black annabeth challenge IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#first off annabeths race isnt important to her story. annabeth could be any race. her skin colour doesnt actually impact her. her hair does #now im not blonde but im a white girl so let me explain why some pjo fans need to stfu. i have grade 9s. im called stupid for my appearance #im not insulted bc im white or bc i have blue eyes or brown hair. im insulted bc women are judged on their appearance. im insulted bc SEXIS #annabeth isnt really called dumb for being blonde. shes called dumb bc shes female. and ppl are more likely to stereotype women than men #this is especially true for black women! whatever sexism white women get is always horrifically multiplied for poc women #black hair frequently gets called unprofessional untidy unhygienic etc. its VERY likely that show annabeth has been called dumb for her hai #does this make the casting “accurate”? no. but castings don't have to be accurate. they have to ADD to the character.#annabeth being black ADDS to her character because it showcases how women (esp black women) are devalued for their appearance #movie annabeth wasnt bad for having brown hair or white hair she was a bad adaptation bc she was ooc #i just think its ironic that a core aspect of annabeth was being judged for her looks. and now show annabeth is getting judged for her look #like. you guys really missed the point here.#anyways disagree all you want but book annabeth is still blonde. no one is erasing her. theres a new PJO book w blonde annabeth SEPTEMBER 2 #GO READ CHALICE OF THE GODS IF U WANT BLONDE ANNABETH OMG! adaptions and source material can be separate and coexist!#rant over sorry #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo show #percy jackson and the olympians #the lightning thief #discourse #shitpost #percy jackson show #pjo discourse #riordanverse

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b4kuch1n · 9 months

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siren

#bakuspecial #cw: nudity #cw: body horror #monster #siren! I think. they're bird to me #I think this has been brewing since that stream mim did of drawing dnd monsters only from official text description #and when the official art for the sirens were shown I was like. oh thats just a woman with wings #lmao like. granted. its an official dnd book available for all audience. you cant make it too Bad To Look At #(I do not agree with this but it wasnt about me. if its about me its gonna be about very few people lmao)#but yeah. after that I got slightly too into the idea of putting more bird into birdwoman #but I also do genuinely love monsters that are Rearranged Human Parts so. I couldnt commit too much to the bird scales Im so sorry #I wanted the fleshiness. the feel. textural experience of holding her hands and being like oh that's a human #even when ur eyes tell u otherwise. mmm #...I looked to my right as I was typing these tags and saw. the fucked up pikmin I tried to sculpt the other day along with the pin #and got startled #its so. its so fucked up. gods. dusty white naked grainy parsnip #I used to have that one doll I butchered wanting to customize in a box next to me and thats way less upsetting than this. man #its perfect actually I will never throw this thing away. anyways #now. now I go to bed. its sleep time for the baku #have a good night lads! you CAN have it both way easily you just need a big bat

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allthingsobrien · 9 months

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kai + eyefucking bonnie

#kai parker #malachai parker #bonnie bennett #bonkai #bonnie x kai #he wants her so bad #the way he looks at her #ugh #kai had the biggest crush on bonnie #god i shipped these two so bad #the chemistry between these two #hot damn #they deserved a chance #the vampire diaries #tvd #chris wood #kat graham #my gifs #gif set

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doomingthenarrative · 4 months

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all the baldur’s gate 3 companion storylines. is just loving someone enough to break them free from the cycle. understanding that what they think they want isn’t good for them. valuing their character more than their power.

#minthara literally says ‘shadowheart becoming a dark justiciar would be good for us but bad for her’#if you choose not to ascend astarion he thanks you for saving him from the same hunger for power that trapped cazador #lae’zel realizes that she was raised to die and bring her queen to higher power #karlach has a fuckign. bomb in her chest. and she wants to die with it #wyll is constantly sacrificing himself for the good of the city and his father #and gale only wants the power to become a god so that he may never be hurt by one again #‘did you love me enough to save me from myself’core fr #i feel so bad for all of them #idk im just Thinking #baldur's gate 3 #saiph speaks #bg3

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urproblematicfav-arsonk · 1 year

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Im absolutely losing my mind over this ep tbh.

Ylfa going into this horrifying purgatory status waiting for the Woodsman to complete her story but he never comes. The Wolf patiently waiting with her because he knows that's how the story is SUPPOSED to go. And when he sees that something is wrong and that these weeks of waiting are killing this little girl that is meant to be saved and live happily ever after, he gives himself up and finds a way for her to live because he cares so much and wants this girl he's been telling this story with to survive

Death loving and protecting Life

#the wolf loves red so much #he's been guiding her and protecting her this whole time #he's not unlike the stepmother in the sense that he's been giving yilfa her power #he's the one encouraging her to go down the hard path and find and fight for life #im obsessed with death characters tbh #i love emily axford #i really hope they find the wolf again #i want yilfa to be happy with her god dad #neverafter #dimension 20 neverafter #d20 neverafter #d20 neverafter spoilers #ylfa snorgelsson #d20 ylfa #the big bad wolf #little red riding hood

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