#goes mad

[legs-like-jelly]

UR HEADCANONS FOR GRIMMY AND BULKHEAD ARE SO ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA SOB AWHHH

WAITER WAITER, CAN WE HAVE MORE TKL HEADCANONS FOR GRIMMY!? IT MAYBE G1 OR ANY ANIMATED BUT PLS I LOVE MY BAWBYYY

how about the rest of them?

g1:

very VERY big nibbler he LOVES nibbling on his lee it's his fav activity

i have this hc that all versions of grimmy snort when they laugh and i think rid15 PROVED ME RIGHT

doesn't know how to tease, but makes up for it with his nuzzles and little purrs GUYS-- guys.

soft pinches are his second favorite and i feel like he gets cuteness aggression to bad, that's why he spends most of his time nibbling on his lee UUUGHJHHHH.

his favorite spot is either his ankles or the bottom of his pedes and tbh im pulling that from that one rid15 clip @pockysfluffiez posted i will not let that go ever.

cyberverse:

they made him a chilled out scientist in his bot mode and its,,,dgjjjjjdfjjjjjdjjrhehdhd im normal avbout it im defo normal abt it

he has the sweetest snort-laugh....and he gets kinda blushy too when you tease him im so normal im so emphatically normal guys.

his favorite spot is right behind his audial bcs i said so

just as sweet of a ler as he is a lee..

will tell his lee how cute they are while he wrecks them to bits, will say how much he treasures their laugh and how nice it is to see them happy IM LOSING IT-

he's so huge he definitely takes advantage of his size to scoop up smaller bots and just scribble his fingers against their tummy SHAKES THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE!!!

animated:

not very familiar with tickling, but he defo tries his best

he gets VERY jumpy and aggressive when someone tries to tickle him, it's a privilege very few have to be able to wreck tfa grimlock

lots of playful growls and aggressive tummy nuzzles with this guy i feel like

if you DO manage to get him, he'll be very fidgety and swat a lot. beware of him waving his energo-sword....

much like g1 grimmy, he is LOUD when laughing like my autobot in christ you're going to alert the enemy lines if you keep cackling like that

earthspark:

EARTHSPARK OHH EARTHSPARK MY BELOVED EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH EARTHSPARK I WILL SCREAM THIS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.

some of these hcs are ones i made up with @an0ma1y-th3d0ma1y

oh my god the ghost tickles with him are so BAD because he'll nuzzle his face into the lee's neck and whisper "om nom nom nom!" ANDD IM GOING GRAZY.

his faaaavorite spot is under his chin I DONT TAKE CRITICISM

like animated grimmy, he loves to growl playfully and his favorite trick to pull it on is JAWBREAKER BCS I SAID SO

he also pretends to kiss his lee's palms just to give them even MORE GHOST TICKLES I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SMASHES EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.

LOVES GIVING PHANTOM NIBBLES TO HIS LEE'S TUMMY TOO!!

god forbid he start's clawing at the lee's tummy or traps them in his arms and purrs as loud as he can to create the most tickly vibrations AARHRHGGGGG.

LOOOOOVES TO TEASE he's NOTORIOUS for it

"I'm not even tickling you yet, what's so funny?" "hmm i wonder if i can dial optimus on this phone here.." AND THEN HE STARTS POKING THE LEES TUMMY and dear primus as motley would say, he gotta die.

gives the best aftermath snuggles sorry i dont make the rules except i do

not as much of a kicker, but he does kick a few times!

will scrunch up his shoulders if you get a really bad spot

CANNOT TAKE ANTICIPATION FOR THE LIFE OF HIM HE WILL BE GIGGLING BEFORE YOU EVEN LOWER YOUR FINGERS..

im insane im insane im losing it(like i havent already) guys i need him to be WRECKED TO OBLIVION RIGHT NOW I NEED JAWBREAKER TO GET HIM BACK FOR ALL THE GHOST TICKLES GRIMLOCK;S GIVEN HIM. LIKE NOW LIKE NOW.

[allright]

oh thinking about that one quote about god not caring if you’re guilty …

[wormspoodle]

teach me your ways potion master

[stevenrogered]

All these faces and we never really change. Oh, man. You scared? Terrified.

[fairsweetlonging]

truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.

during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.

he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.

the peak lords think he's cursed.

maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.

it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.

maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.

of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.

this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!

even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.

they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!

maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.

luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.

for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.

shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.

[bluerosefox]

Prom Invite

Wanna know what would be funny.

DeadTired Prom story.

Like no really hear me out.

As a bet or a dare or just Danny deciding to shoot his shot, Danny asks Tim Drake-Wayne to Casper's High Senior Prom via social media. He honestly thinks it will NEVER happen because come on its the internet and stuff.

But what if, what if Tim whose had an argument with Bruce or something and wanting to have some normal fun again before he became CO-CEO of WE or Red Robin see's the @ Danny sent him and decides you know what.

WHY THE HECK NOT?!

Danny wasn't expecting the guy to show up on prom night to pick him.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

fuckass bob enjoyers RISE UP

[nipuni]

More Davids!

[moghedien]

Remember that book Galinda isn’t the first one to call Elphaba “Elphie” but when she hears someone call her Elphie:

“Miss Elphie!” cried Galinda gaily.

[thankstothe]

this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

[qqueenofhades]

Man, it would be the thinnest of upsides to this malevolent clown show if this once and for all destroyed the REPUBLICANS ARE GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY myth that has been kneecapping the country since Reagan. But since four years after Trump 1, people completely memoryholed everything he did and everything much worse he was planning to do this time and just shrugged and voted for him again, my hopes are. Hmm. Not high.

[lil-vibes]

Day 5: Peer into the darkness

Previous/Next

(prompt list here! ) + bonus bc i cant help myself 😔

[dootznbootz]

It saddens me that Helen of SPARTA is mostly known as Helen of TROY. As if she wasn't born, raised, and most likely, died in Sparta. Yes, she was of TROY for a while...But she was able to go back home to where she WANTED TO BE.

(Edit: Hating on Menelaus is illegal)

[chubbidust]

smollusk grows up

[six-demon-bag]

MAD GOD (2021) dir. Phil Tippett

[hausdellamorte]

rook and lucanis make go crazy i swear

rook is the first kind voice he's heard in a year and they're here for him specifically.

lucanis has spite who he thinks has turned him into someone else to escape their prison meanwhile rook has solas actively turning them into someone he needs to escape his prison

lucanis flirted with viago by giving him a knife and the first thing rook grabs for him is a knife... with wyvern nonetheless.

lucanis is trapped in the fade with his past regrets and sorrows and fears keeping him there. rook is trapped in the fade with their past regrets and sorrows and fears keeping them there.

lucanis initially fears he never actually escaped the ossuary. rook struggles with accepting that they actually made it out of solas' prison.

rook pulled lucanis out of his prison. lucanis pulls them out of theirs.

lucanis kills ghilan'nain, mother of monsters. rook kills elgar'nan, god of vengeance.