Our doorknob was stolen at a party we threw last weekend, today it shows back up with this note
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Mutual, I'm Sure - LadyUrsa - E, 8 chapters - If Draco Malfoy could have one wish in his life, it would be to not be a Veela. Wait, no. It would be to not have Hermione Granger be his mate. Fuck, at this point he would settle for Hermione Granger just being aware of the painfully obvious fact that she was his mate. But only as long as it resulted in monogamous bliss. And getting a cat. ** Two meddlesome best friends, two idiots who are bad at feelings, and a snow-filled Christmas reunion in Vermont. The only thing this White Christmas is missing are some musical numbers.
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“Pass the soup tray”? There’s such a thing as soup trays? Well la-dee-da.
(My favorite Campbell’s flavor is Soup.)
American Home - December 1961
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Silly little one-shot, 'cause I think a 'meet-the-parents' situation would be hilarious, considering a) Kurapika is a copy+paste of his mother, and b) Leorio has Foot-in-Mouth Disorder.
She would've loved Leorio's goofy ass
(Not the original intent, but feel free to view the fact that I depicted both Kurapika's dad and Leorio as big cats through a psychosexual lens)
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Astarion: "Oh.. The Wizard and The Oak Staff Gale.. my my, that IS a large oak staff."
Gale, head in hands: "I thought it was a spell book."
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Y/N who sees Norman kill someone as Mother and is just like "uh-huh totally normal" then goes to clean up the body
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