#HUMOUR

[lisamontis0110]

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[h4h4n0tfunny]

[troythecatfish]

[winterinhimring]

@scleroticstatue this is the emoji I was referencing a couple of days ago...

🌞 sun + 😡 extremely-angry

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[lafemani]

[aurorawrotethis]

marauders as things my friends and i have said

Sirius: Did you know Freddie Mercury had four extra teeth and it helped him with his singing range

Remus: Sirius it is 1AM in the morning, finish up your essay, it was due yesterday.

Sirius: But-

Remus: What did you even do yesterday when you were supposed to write this?

Sirius: ... Learning about Freddie Mercury's teeth

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit

[wronghands1]

[shutinthenutouse]

[h4h4n0tfunny]

This will always make me laugh

[casualfoxwitch]

[vylaris]

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭….. 𝒋𝒐𝒉𝒏 𝒔𝒐𝒂𝒑 𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒉 + 𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒍 tags: attempt at humor, slightly suggestive, fem!reader

johnny, who can’t resist the extra toffee pudding of their rat pack when gaz says, “all for ye if ye help my cousin’s photoshoot. body only, no face.”

johnny, who really should’ve asked what kind of photoshoot it is.

a fitness magazine, he thought. one of those topless calendars at worst.

and now? now he’s standing only in a kilt that barely covers his arse, finding out he’s the rogue highlander on a bargain-bin historical romance novel’s cover.

“lookin’ good, tav.” gaz, of course, shows up on shoot day just to make sure he doesn't bail.

“shut yer gob before i shove it in—”

then you shyly walk in behind gaz’s cousin in a dress that is definitely not historically accurate and his jaw drops.

neckline? low.

corset? cinched so tight it pushes and plumps up your breasts.

skirt? split at the side, showing a dangerous amount of thigh to mankind.

johnny, who suddenly isn’t so mad at being tricked.

not when the first pose has him behind you, arms snug around your waist, head so close to your neck he can catch the scent that’s all yours.

“ach, relax, bonnie,” he murmurs, breath brushing your skin. “just picture me rescuin’ ye from the enemy clan. swept ye right off yer feet.”

you chuckle, tension slipping away as you lean into him, feeling more comfortable.

he walks off set with your number saved, a date lined up, and that smug grin like he’s just won a prize.

(he has. it’s you.)

later, he asks begs gaz’s cousin to lend him the book. reads it from front-to-back in 2 days flat and dog-ears the chapters where the heroine gasps and the hero’s hands wander.

johnny, who takes all little details very, very seriously.

especially when it involves pinning you against the wall and undoing your corset strings with his teeth.

⤷ MASTERLIST

[misforgotten2]

"Oh hi, is this where the barbecue is? I heard you were looking for me, so here . . . I . . . am-Never mind, Can't stay I gotta a . . uh . . . bus to catch. "

The Nursery: A Monthly Magazine for the Youngest Reader - Vol. XIII - 1873

[astastories]

History will call them roommates

[psvcomic]