#hannah yodels

[hostilemuppet]

what do you feel about hickory's yodeler background? i think the people who just want to pretend he was always a country troll or always has the country accent are being a lil mean. he can be both!!

PEOPLE PRETEND THAT????? bro............ that literally doesnt make any sense. HE ONLY HAS THE TWO LEGS. like, yeah, he goes back to using the country accent when he gets captured so he presumably also really did come to love the country life. but. he also loves yodelling. hes the best of both worlds! hannah montanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hannahhook7744]

Meet Joyce Penelope Foxworth;

FC: Jordana Beatty.

Fic Title: The Marvelous Misadventures of Hannah Hook. 

Nicknames: Joy, Joyless, Joyful, Joyless Foxworth, Joyful Foxworth, Lost Girl, Joyless Wild Child, Wild Child, The Wild Child Wrangler, The Red Pirate, and The Sour Patch Kid. 

Sexuality: Pansexual.

Pronouns: She/her. 

Birthday: July 6th at 4:00 am. 

Height: 4'11. 

Hair Color: Dark Red. 

Eye Color: Coffee Brown.  

Place Of Birth: Auradon. 

Hobbies: Reading, singing, archery, sailing, swinging, treasure hunting, fishing, playing games, climbing, singing, and yodeling. 

Likes: History, reading, listening to music, animals, animal care, sailing, treasure hunting, fishing, playing games, pizza, climbing, singing, and yodeling. 

Dislikes: Broccoli, the color black, bullies, broccoli pizza, large crowds, clowns, public speaking, badgers, and editing history to the point where it is just false. 

Favorite musicians: Taylor Swift, Lesley Gore, and The Mighty Olympians. 

Physical Quirks/Scars: Freckles, uneven teeth, lanky frame, and pinkish skin. 

Family: Mr. Foxworth (Maternal Grandfather), Mrs. Foxworth (Maternal Grandmother), Penny Foxworth (Maternal Aunt), Jenny Foxworth (Mother), Nibs (Father), and Demurra (Older Full-Blooded Sister). 

Honorary Family: The Lost Boys, The Darlings, and Neverland Crew. 

Friends: Hannah Hook and Amira Bint Aladdin Bin Cassim Al Hamed of Agrabah. 

Pets: Taffy (Bunny), Oliver (Cat), Georgette (Poodle), Fishy (Goldfish), and Hebe (Kitten). 

Love Interest: Avisa Olympian of Atlantic (Crush). 

Optimistic or Pessimistic: Pessimistic. 

Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert. 

Occupation: Back Up Kid Wrangler, Pirate, Highschool Student, and Vet (future job). 

Extracurriculars: Choir, Archery, and Belle's Book Club. 

Favorite Animal: Cats and Bunnies. 

Favorite Color: Forest Green and Pastel Pink. 

Favorite Book: 'Meet Kit' by Valerie Tripp. 

Favorite Food: Pepperoni Pizza.

Favorite Drink: Sprite. 

Favorite Movie/TV Show: Annie and Powerpuff Girls. 

Background: Once upon a time, Nibs left Neverland in search for something more–growing up and eventually meeting and falling in love with Jenny Foxworth. 

Having a daughter named Demurra and then another named Joyce 'Joy' Penelope Foxworth. 

Joyce would go on to befriend Hannah Hook and join her crew, becoming one of her closest and most trusted companions. 

~~~~Playlist~~~~

"Choose your fighter" by Ava Max.

"You're on your own kid" by Taylor Swift. 

"Die Young" by Kesha. 

"Artemis" by Lindsey Stirling.

"Hot Mess" by Cobra Starship. 

"No Friends" by Cadmium.

"Strangers like me" by Phil Collins. 

Inspired by @thecaptainsgingersnap and @theinnerworkingsofoc.  This is @casinotrio1965 's oc in my Hananh Hook au.

[thesinglesjukebox]

WEYES BLOOD - "GOD TURN ME INTO A FLOWER"

Josh Winters recommends some mythological floral folk...

[6.14]

Josh Winters: I never thought that, in my lifetime, I would experience the threat of war looming above my homeland or the menace of institutional collapse in our society, and I have been fortunate to live this long without those external fears running through my veins. Then again, as lucid as ever, my conscience tells me that I may not have been grounded in the parts of recent history that have led to the great unknown we find ourselves in now. It's not that I ignored or denied the many tragedies occurring in our world; it's that my preoccupation with reaching the sublime took hold as a baby adult spreading their wings and trying to make some dreams happen. In the past two years, I've experienced the slow death of those dreams, which has been the same as the death of a sense of self that was going to save me from all my suffering. New life and new goals have emerged out of that period, but ever since my visceral sense of mortality hit me the moment I turned 28, there's not a day that goes by where I'm not thinking about death, with the hope that I (and we) will be able to live long enough to experience a whole, rich life on this earth. It's not sincerity that's scary to me; it's the possibility that we may withhold our sincerity from the ones we love before it's too late. I had to learn the hard way, but I'm grateful to understand and embrace that life is about other people: our friends and loved ones, at the very least. I hope I'll become full enough to give myself away generously in the way that art, music, and nature have given an immeasurable amount to me. [10]

Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: This left me completely cold until I walked through Oakland at dusk on a warm winter's day, ensorceled by the wonder of the world around me. Then I got it. Still not quite as good as "Movies", though. [6]

Dorian Sinclair: And In The Darkness, Hearts Aglow is a gorgeous album, and "God Turn Me Into a Flower" has many beautiful passages that recall the things about that record I found so appealing. But it's a little too languid and formless, and the gentleness of the composition feels at odds with the intensity of some of the lyrics, particularly the second verse. For 15 or 30 seconds at a time, I can be swept away by the beauty in the song, but when I step back and consider it as a whole, its shortcomings are harder to ignore. [5]

Hannah Jocelyn: Weyes Blood's voice is mesmerizing as ever: in the lineage of Karen Carpenter and Vashti Bunyan, but definitely post-Polachek in its slight auto-yodel. I love how she merges with the horns right at the end of the track, aware her voice is as mellifluous as a reverberating ambient pad. As for everything else, I have to quote a certain critic on some other '70s songwriters: "Melodic." [5]

Brad Shoup: A true but thuddingly banal sentiment--a Serenity Prayer for anyone who's legitimately asked themselves "am I too online?"--presented with the solemnity of a folk hymn, and garlanded with nature sounds like a new-age album c. 1992. [4]

Joshua Minsoo Kim: Steadfast until it's not, "God Turn Me Into a Flower" wants both the dignity of a hymn and the chintzy splendor of a new age retread. The existence of a new Virginia Astley album clarified for me that this shouldn't split the difference between the ceremonious and gaudy; both moods only come together here to make the conceptual more needlessly literal. Most painful is the Leaving Records-informed ambiance. If Weyes Blood is the flower, her light source is a, sigh, New Blue Sun. [5]

Michael Hong: I like the parts where this gets ugly. "You shatter easily," she sings, stretching her voice into as harsh of a wail as the song will allow. It otherwise feels like just heart aglow, rather than heart set aflame. [6]

Katherine St Asaph: A gorgeous phototropism hymn, all the more so for its languid runtime. Flowers don't turn into themselves quickly, either. [9]

Micha Cavaseno: The crescendo on this sounds like that one TikTok cover of the "Girl It's You" song. Somehow that song has far less instrumentation in its arrangement, though it was presumably just remade by someone in their bedroom, and conveys a lot more emotion than Natalie Mering's pulling off here. So many musicians were asked to make this song feel like it was anything of note, but ultimately I can only think about how nothing this vocal performance is. It's like if you asked Lana del Rey to become far more anodyne, but half as competent. [2]

Kat Stevens: I waited and waited for the big belting "...cos I am your LAYYYYDAYYYYY, and you are my MA-A-AN" but it never arrived :( [5]

Nortey Dowuona: The organ played by Weyes takes up a massive amount of space in the mix, even beginning to fade the lyrics above it. The echoing vocals from Ben Babbitt atop it can't even squeak in, and the shrieks of Daniel Lopatin's synths just bubble up and disappear. Cornella Babbitt's cello and Charlie Bisharat's electric violin also billow below but can't seem to squeeze past. I mean, it's great, it sounds amazing, I just want to know what happened. [10]

Ian Mathers: "God Turn Me Into a Flower" works so much better for me when I watch the video instead of just listening to the song. There's something about the contrast of the beautiful, opaque music and the more overtly intense images (and how their subject matter and sources vary so widely, and yet still work) that gives the track an oomph I don't get from it when I try and listen to it on its own. I wind up drifting without the images to focus me, especially during that gorgeous long fade at the end. [7]

Alfred Soto: I admire her concentration and purity of tone, neither of which she loses here. But she puts both in the service of a drone requiring more spit and fire. [4]

Tara Hillegeist: It's tempting to hear such an attempt at the kind of sincerity that deserves the adjective "aching" and sneer away from it: to make a scaffold of the reflex that pulls me, flinching, away from the melodrama of it all. There's none of the corpse-rot that makes Mitski's similar songs feel wise enough to excuse its simplicity, only an endlessly swelling moan that dissolves into birdsong, a gesture so cloying it prompts the question of how naive Weyes Blood actually expect me to be about all this. But when I was a child, the first girl I ever loved told me there were trolls living between the trees, and if I chased her deep enough into the woods, she'd show me how to see the hidden places where they slept, too. I figured she was lying, even then -- even so, I still reckoned it was worth the risk of falling for it anyway, if I was worth the risk, to her, of believing I was worth trying to convince. It's been a long time since I lived anywhere near a forest, but I still look out over the dark stiff rows of trees from the windows of passing trains sometimes, and I wonder if someday I might see a troll, looking back. Is that such a selfish dream to have, do you think? [8]

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I’m never bored 😅 Prayerfully 🙏🏼🙌🏼 this memory brings laughter and joy to your heart & a smile throughput your day:). Love you guys💜☺️:

Wanna know how my mornings going?

I’ll tell the lot of ya! Ok, here goes:

First off, 2 out of the three cats hardly let Mike and I get any sleep. I, somehow remember that kittens hate loud noises. I picked up a baby wipes packet, put that packet in the middle of once again Mike and I’s bed.

A few hours later, more like an hour later; everyone in the house is awakened to Bella making Madison cry. Mike has to go to work already. And guess what time it is, hmmm? It’s only 6:30 that our darling ray of sunshine 🌞 decides to wake everyone up🙄, because she’s awake and according to her, everyone should be awake.

Not even a few minutes later, Mike’s already at work. I heard Bella going, “oh no! One of the cats pooped in Madison’s bed! I shouldn’t have freaked out Madison so bad and caused Madison to leave one of the cats in our room, by accident. Oops 😬. You mad, mom?”

I, of course might have had a tiny meltdown at the moment myself. Mike’s already left for work. Hannah got woken up by her older sister again. I have to put Hannah in her baby swing toy for babies.

I get the baby wipes, the cleaning spray, get a trash bag, and go to the girls room. I’m walking over to Madison’s bed to clean up the poop and pee mess on her bed left by the cats that I come to realize, that since we must just recently moved into our house, one of the windows doesn’t have a curtain up, yet. And, I had walked by a window in nothing more than in my nursing 🤱 b r a and under wear. For a brief second, see an older woman 👵🏼 glaring at me while she’s watering her grass and plants in her yard. Talk about a great way to leave a good first impression on one of your neighbors, geesh😬.

Anyway, I’m finishing up cleaning the mess as I hear Bella singing a makeup song with her melodic yodeling skills that only she can muster at the top of her lungs, “oh no! Do you know what time it is. Oh my gosh, sister, do you know what time it is?” And, she continues to sing this for the entire duration that I’m cleaning up the cat’s mess; while, I’m hearing Hannah crying from the other room in her baby swing.

So, by the time, I finally have time to clean up the mess, throw away the trash bag in an even trash bag, wash my hands, get Hannah ready for the day, take one ibuprofen, and finally get clothes for myself. Guys. The clock was just then turning 6:59 am. Arg.

So to all of you lovely people out there. Good morning!

As you can tell. I’m not a morning person. And since this night owl, now has children. I am what you call an exhausted pigeon.

Hope you’re all having a great Friday. TGIF right!

Anyhoo.

Good morning.

Signed,

Jessica Wolf

[seaviewandmaine]

Semifinal 2 Denmark: I can understand every 4th word. Armenia: what i guess is the chorus is good but the rest... Romania: the should get the yodelers back. Estonia: a ballad. Belgium: He looks like Boy George. Cyprus: he's very attractive also mediocre song that i love. Iceland: that suit is hideous. Greece: it's the quirky guy Czechia's sent the past 4 years. Poland: the pop song every one forgets once it's over. Slovenia: I surprisingly love this Georgia: this is probably recorded. San Marino: for SM this is banger but the crazy eyes is killing me. Austria: A song about Edgar Allan Poes ghost?! Sign me the fuck up. Albania: nice that she brought her family that's about it. Lithuania: going on my sad girl eurovision playlist. Australia: i love that breakdown but that's about it.

Faves: Cyrpus, Iceland, Slovenia, Austria, Lithuania, Hannah Waddinghams yellow dress

[duskholland]

just finished rereading the percy jackson series. when i say it made me cry like a baby i’m not lying. 

[jimbotkirk]

i’m adopting a cat today!

[stonedpiece]

i love how i’ve had 4 different friends message me this week cause of my spotify activity 

[someoneyoucantstand]

I'm scREAMING

[heliianth]

Heliiiii may I humbly request a c!Hannah Rose looking swanky

yodel what does swanky mean

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

@coffeeteaitsallfine I KNEW IT AND I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR SCREAM

[marauder-exe]

AU list!

hi! These are a bunch of Au’s that i could write,and you could request! (reposting because it didnt work the first time)

General

Fake dating (My personal favourite)

Soulmates

Coffee shop

Modern Royalty

Rockstar

Running From The Police

Rebel Against The Goverment

High School

University

Law school

Delayed-Flights-And-Were-Stuck-In-The-Airport-And-Its-Like-2Am

Roommates

Road Trip

Arranged Marriage

Im-Arranged-To-Marry-Your-Brother-But-Were-In-Love

Amnesia

Tattoo-Artist-And-Coffee-Shop-Worker

Loved-Since-Childhood

Professor-Student (of age)

Met-On-Holiday

More detailed

21.You were singing/playing guitar/etc. in the park to protest the war and a policeman tried to dismiss you for 'disturbing the peace' but you argued that you were promoting peace and things got heated and next thing you know you're being arrested for assaulting an officer. You intrigue me, so I'm here to bail you out and maybe take you on a date?

22.the nice one who everybody loves with the grumpy and strict one that the students hate and the students wonder?????????how what the fuck

23.we just had a one-night stand but a massive storm hit so now we’re snowed in, hello awkward

24. i sit at the rental booth at our local ice rink and watch you teach children how to skate

25. alternatively, i watch kids teach you how to skate because you’re a terrible skater

26. i’m running late to an important interview/meeting and you accidentally spill your hot cocoa all over my outfit

27. you’re my hot ski instructor and i’m failing the bunny hill

28. i slip on some ice and you’re the stranger who catches me

29.  i gave my winter coat to a homeless person and come into your store to warm up

30. our friends rent a cabin to go skiing and we’re the only ones who stay inside

31. you’re the asshole of our group and we don’t get along, but then i find out you make soup for the local shelter

32.we’re waiting in line for the club when you complain that your roommate stole your gloves so let me warm your hands up with mine

33.my family invites you to join our holiday meal as an obvious setup and i’m so sorry

34.the power goes out in our apartment building, but i’m not prepared for this, and you come to check on me

35.i’m having a snowball fight with my friend in the park and i hit you instead

36.a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

37. we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

38. i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

39. i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

40. i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

41. my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

42. we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

43. my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

44. sharing a cab together

45. you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

46. you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

47. we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not

48. im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask

49. we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???

50.im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???

51. i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???

52. we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know

53. im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit

54. its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes

55. i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party

56. i’m at the beach and some kids thought it was funny to bury me in the sand when i dozed off can you please dig me out

57. it’s unbearably hot and we’re both fighting over the last handheld electrical fan at the shop at the amusement park

58. hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but i get sunburned really easily so can you please help me put sunscreen on my back?

59. thunderstorm after a menacing heatwave and we’re both getting weird looks for dancing in the rain

60.i have no idea who you are but you just fainted right in front of me holy shit dude you need to drink more in this heat

61. we both chased after the leaving ice cream van like ten-year-olds and now we’re both out of breath and a bit embarrassed

62.i clearly reserved this deck chair by putting a towel on it why on earth are you lying on it who the fuck do you think you are

63. My friends bet I wouldn’t buy these three weird and questionable items and you’re my cashier.

64.Once a week I go visit the pet store just to stare at the cute kittens and puppies and you’re the nice employee who always lets me hold them and wait I think I’m going to cry hold on.

65.You’re the DJ of the University’s radio station and every time you give an opinion on a current event I have to call and argue with you because could you seriously be anymore wrong?

66.We both wait tables at the same restaurant and you’re always mad at me by the end of the night because I make more in tips

67.We have the same class and once a week you wear this graphic shirt I don’t understand and I really want to ask you about it.

68.We both work at the same craft store that literally has no customers so we have nothing to do and I’m always reading at the register but you always have to criticize my book choice what the hell?

69.I’m working the concession stand for this week’s home game and this is the fifth time you’ve come back for snacks wait are you flirting with me?

70. we’re at a bookstore and you and I seem to have similar taste in books have you read this one? How about this one?

71. you look like you need help and I’m a professional roller/ice skater but I don’t want you to feel bad about how much you suck but wow you suck

72. You ordered your food before me and they gave you a drink you didn’t want so you gave it to me

73. We’re sitting at adjacent computers in the library and I’m taking extra care not to look at your screen out of respect but what the fuck do you keep laughing at

74. as a joke I yelled out “happy birthday to someone!” in this store and you called back “thank you!” who are you

75. You heard me talking about a TV show in class the other day and now you’re passionately yelling at me about how good it is we’ve never actually spoken before

76. It’s 10:30 at night and I left my glasses at home so I can’t read any of these labels and you’re one of the only people in the grocery store and GODDAMMIT DO YOU HAVE ANY TOMATO SAUCE WITHOUT CHUNKS

77. We go to the same support group; I have social anxiety and you’re a kleptomaniac who sorta stole my heart

78. You thought you were alone at the bus stop so early in the morning so you started passionately singing Fall Out Boy but your Patrick Stump impression could use some work and I’m not really afraid to point that out

79. I’m an artist and you have a really nice face so would you mind if I drew you?

80. We’re rival up-and-coming singers and every time one of us releases a new single the other does a cover to try to make it better; we’re always trying to top each other and out-cute each other, but half our fans aggressively ship us; our agents use this to their advantage and decide we should do a duet because it’ll be popular; unfortunately now that we’re in the same studio and I’ve seen what you’re like I really wanna know what your lips feel like

81.PLEASE I REALLY CANNOT FIND MY CAT AND I KNOW IT’S THREE A.M. BUT NEIL CATRICK HARRIS AND I WOULD BOTH APPRECIATE THE HELP

82. We were both stood up for dates at the same nice restaurant so we decide to eat together and split the check but I dunno you’re pretty interesting aside from your distractingly enormous eyebrows

83. We met at a mutual friend’s cheesy masquerade party and we agree that the only good thing about this party is the masks so you can’t judge a book by its cover only now that we’ve been talking I want to see your face but I don’t know how to ask

84. You used to date my friend who absolutely hates your guts after a messy breakup and now you’re flirting with me and I really shouldn’t be so interested in you but I am

85.We pass each other every day while we’re biking on the same path so we’ve started smiling at each other and one day you’re stopped because you’re having an asthma attack so I offer you my extra water bottle and now we’re talking and now I’M the one who’s breathless

86.I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them

87.I'm a private detective hired to follow you, but you're endearingly boring and mostly I just like watching you and oops, I sort of find you adorable.

88. You've been sketching me for half an hour now, and just shuffled up to hand me the finished product and it's TERRIBLE but you just wanted an excuse to talk to me.

89.  I'm at an art exhibit and I just badmouthed the art, because I don't get it, okay? And it turns out you're the artist. I'm so sorry, maybe I could get you coffee and you could explain what it was supposed to be?

90. We're the only two people who turned up to an underground gig and it should be awkward, but the band is amazing and you asked me to dance and hey, there's nobody watching but us.

91.  You live in the apartment next to me. We're not supposed to have pets, but I KNOW you have a cat. I'll make you a deal, I won't tell, if you let me pet it.

92.  I punched you because I thought you were insulting my friend, but it turns out you know each other and it was an inside joke and I'm so sorry, let me drive you to the hospital?

93. We both wanted to rent a bike for an hour but the only one they have is a tandem bike

94. I’m on a terrible date and you’re my waitor please help me

95.Our dick landlord just evicted us both

96.I’m your neighbor and I can hear you fucking someone who  shares my name

97. You’re sort of famous and we vaguely know each other through bumping into each other all the time but the media thinks we’re dating

98. Your roommate cheated on me and I just threw your laptop out the window thinking it was his

99. It’s 2am on the night of my 21st birthday and we gotta fix this fucking mess by morning or else we’re fucked

100.Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough

Feel free to use any of these as your own! If you wanna request you could drop an inbox saying ‘ could you do ____ AU with this character’!

[deuchess]

Hi! Which Disney character do you think the s2 islanders would be💗

I love this question! keep in mind that i’ll go by personality, not looks. this post got really long, so i only did the girls, if you want me to do the boys too then send me another ask💓

Hope: Nani Pelekai from Lilo and Stitch. they both are kind and hard-working. all the work they do work takes a big place in their life. both tend to be quite temperamental and sarcastic, sometimes they lose their temper and jump to conclusions. both are protective over their family/friends and will defend them from a threat. also, they both care a lot for someone, but doesn’t always understand them.

Lottie: Disgust from Inside out. i know that its a Pixar movie, but Disney owns them so who cares. they both have that ‘unbothered’ attitude. they are highly opinionated, honest about their opinions and often keeps a close eye on people. honestly, Lottie as disgust would be so fun to see.

Marisol: Sally from Cars. yes i’m comparing Marisol to a car. Sally is an attorney who’s charming, intelligent, a little witty, hesitant and hard-working. it’s been a while since i saw that movie but from what i remember, they’d be quite similar.

Hannah: Giselle from Enchanted. like Hannah, Giselle is an innocent, romantic young woman. they’re both quite naive, but matures towards the end.

Priya: Rita from Oliver & company. Priya was so hard to find a matching character to, so i’m just saying Rita. she’s proud of who she is, is kind, funny and beautiful.

Chelsea: Charlotte La Bouff from The princess and the frog. i think Chelsea was definitely doted on as a child, so that’s the first similarity. they can be a bit shallow when it comes finding love, both caring a lot about looks. both are a dramatic, ditzy and spunky with big hearts. they care and support their friends and would gladly help them out. both probably have a shopping addiction.

Blake: Tinkerbell from Peter Pan. both turn spiteful when attention is put on someone else then them. similar qualities between them are that they both are jealous, devious, loyal, pouty and bitchy. she’s also a bit like Princess Amber from Sofia the first ;)

Shannon: Colette from Ratatouille. now, this one just randomly came to mind when i thought about her. just think about it, both are tough, professional and assertive women who are very much into their job, both of their jobs are also involved in quite a masculine environment. Helga Sinclair from Atlantis: The Lost Empire is a good choice for her too!!!

Jo: Alameda Slim from Home on the range. they both have a secret skill that can hypnotize anyone close by, Slim with his yodeling skills and Jo with her twerking. they both also get mad if you disrespect their talent. both are easily provoked. jsndjsjd i’m kidding but i couldnt come up with anything better.

Elisa: Dixie from The fox and the hound 2. this also just randomly came to mind when i thought about her. i don’t think that many people have seen this movie, but listen, Dixie purposely stirs the plot. quick-tempered and a little bossy, but also beautiful, silly and ends up seeing the faults in her mistake. Yesss from Ralph breaks the internet could also work.

i’m so sleep deprived rn i almost wrote Priya as king candy sjndsnjdjs

[lycanthropicture]

music castiel and i would have on our collaborative spotify playlist: taylor swift's older country stuff plus folklore and evermore. hadestown selections. billy joel but only insanely deep cuts and that one song he did with ray charles. lil nas x (including the old town road remix that features the walmart yodel kid). the mountain goats especially Cry for Judas. hannah montana unironically. five of journey's most popular hits. any folk song featured in the movie Inside Llewyn Davis. stevie wonder. music from Moana and Tangled. Girl Crush (the harry styles cover).

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Prayerfully 🙏🏼🙌🏼 this memory brings laughter and joy to your heart & a smile throughput your day:). Love you guys💜☺️:

Wanna know how my mornings going?

I’ll tell the lot of ya! Ok, here goes:

First off, 2 out of the three cats hardly let Mike and I get any sleep. I, somehow remember that kittens hate loud noises. I picked up a baby wipes packet, put that packet in the middle of once again Mike and I’s bed.

A few hours later, more like an hour later; everyone in the house is awakened to Bella making Madison cry. Mike has to go to work already. And guess what time it is, hmmm? It’s only 6:30 that our darling ray of sunshine 🌞 decides to wake everyone up🙄, because she’s awake and according to her, everyone should be awake.

Not even a few minutes later, Mike’s already at work. I heard Bella going, “oh no! One of the cats pooped in Madison’s bed! I shouldn’t have freaked out Madison so bad and caused Madison to leave one of the cats in our room, by accident. Oops 😬. You mad, mom?”

I, of course might have had a tiny meltdown at the moment myself. Mike’s already left for work. Hannah got woken up by her older sister again. I have to put Hannah in her baby swing toy for babies.

I get the baby wipes, the cleaning spray, get a trash bag, and go to the girls room. I’m walking over to Madison’s bed to clean up the poop and pee mess on her bed left by the cats that I come to realize, that since we must just recently moved into our house, one of the windows doesn’t have a curtain up, yet. And, I had walked by a window in nothing more than in my nursing 🤱 b r a and under wear. For a brief second, see an older woman 👵🏼 glaring at me while she’s watering her grass and plants in her yard. Talk about a great way to leave a good first impression on one of your neighbors, geesh😬.

Anyway, I’m finishing up cleaning the mess as I hear Bella singing a makeup song with her melodic yodeling skills that only she can muster at the top of her lungs, “oh no! Do you know what time it is. Oh my gosh, sister, do you know what time it is?” And, she continues to sing this for the entire duration that I’m cleaning up the cat’s mess; while, I’m hearing Hannah crying from the other room in her baby swing.

So, by the time, I finally have time to clean up the mess, throw away the trash bag in an even trash bag, wash my hands, get Hannah ready for the day, take one ibuprofen, and finally get clothes for myself. Guys. The clock was just then turning 6:59 am. Arg.

So to all of you lovely people out there. Good morning!

As you can tell. I’m not a morning person. And since this night owl, now has children. I am what you call an exhausted pigeon.

Hope you’re all having a great Friday. TGIF right!

Anyhoo.

Good morning.

Signed,

Jessica Wolf

[sunnixsunshine]

Its 1:30 AM and I wrote some shit down. Enjoy. I may draw them in the future. But if I don't, just know I am lazy @emurinnartist I'm sure you've missed my stupidity. Enjoy.

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