Guy who says “it’s my first time” before getting stabbed
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Will Graham: *Sweating shaking and covered in dog hair* Fuck off, don’t talk to me, you can literally go die
Hannibal: You are the sexiest person I have ever laid eyes on.
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It's always funny when an author on ao3 that I subscribed to for a specific fandom starts posting fics for another fandom that I'm also in. Especially niche ones. Great minds think alike I guess.
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Will throwing himself and Hannibal off a cliff being his version of a coin toss that Hannibal did for Bella's life except this one being for whether they get to live as two monsters in love or die as two monsters in love and him being fine with both makes me sick to my stomach
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this poor kid. your dad dies, and your mom remarries. your step-dad is cool! he teaches you how to fish and he brings home a bunch of dogs! fast forward a little bit and it turns out your cool step-dad is locked in a psychosexual viscera-filled chess game with a bisexual cannibal. like what do you even do about that.
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I imagine Jack Crawford saying that last bit
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not only is Hannibal a “would you love me if I was a worm” type of girl but he also says shit like “I just feel like you’re mad at me” when Will turns away after cuddling for a bit, but it’s because he got too hot and his back hurts from being folded like a lawn chair earlier
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figuring out why my favourite murder husbands are trending on Tumblr again is always the best part of my week
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maybe Will threw them off the cliff because he got embarassed about how gay it was to nuzzle ur therapist after murdering a guy together
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