#crispy talks

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[hannibard]

I found the most perfect geraskier porn au fanfiction with the most delicious jaskier whump from 2020 that I somehow missed till now and when I clicked on the author, wanting to check their other fics, it was an orphan acount

[crispy-bonnie]

there are so many nice people here in vegas but there’s this one person that was really nice and i wish i said goodbye to before i left to go back to the hotel

so i went to omega mart and did all the story shits . HOWEVER , since my mom and brother had to restart [and my mom is slow compared to us] , i ended up losing my group . so i wandered around while calling out for my mom , that’s when i stumbled upon this lady sitting on a seat in a small tucked away area .

this tucked away area had a tv displaying some omega mart lore that i believe is only accessible at omega mart itself , and i sat down in a seat next to her and we both started talking abt the video and the tasty lore . despite her being a stranger , i felt a bit more at ease sitting next to her instead of aimlessly wandering .

she even offered to tell my mom and brother where i was if she ever stumbled upon them , as she already watched the long ass video on the screen . i ended up finding security shortly after she left bc i was getting real anxious .

i never saw her on my way out the door , which is a shame bc i wanted to at least say a small bye bye .

there were also a bunch of other nice people too !! like these guys that helped me while i was trying to go down the stairs despite the fact that i was terrified of heights [those stairs are fuckin STEEP by the way] . even the omega mart employees were really friendly and didn’t mind my small talk and chatter [daikon confirmed to support trans rights !! i wish i adopted one grahhh] . even the uber driver who took us back to the hotel was really nice .

so far , a good trip . i’ll def make more blog posts abt this when i get around to it . just a little bit of late night journaling :]

[ineffablecrisp]

no i most definitely didn’t post the same thing twice and delete one post cause i couldn’t see it once it was posted

[crispy--potatoes]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh whyyyyyyyyy

[minnnieminmin]

Chris Pratt using his normal voice as Garfield meanwhile Robert Pattinson over here using his most fucked up gremlin voice to play a bird that you wouldn't even know it was him until you saw the credits

[layla-carstairs]

headcanoning that Sebastian did inherit Jocelyn's curly hair but he just straightens it constantly. like he brought his hair straightener to hell & everything

[ryllen]

broccolli boy

[bobbys-not-that-small]

HANG ON WHAT THE HECK IS THIS AND WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

I NEED PEOPLE TO SCREAM ABOUT THE BIG FINISH AUDIO "MASTERFUL" WITH, BC WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 😭😭😭😭😭 it's absolutely gorgeous, I am in love with every single iteration of the master (crispy owns my heart and I can take saxon! master and missy at the same time, not in a fight, thank you). The voice acting is phenomenal, the story is kooky and this is all soooo perfect and no oNE TALKS ABOUT IT???? PLSSSSS I NEED TO FANGIRL

[crispyliza]

When people say "I don't want my child to be exposed to LGBTQ+ media because it will turn them gay" they actually mean "I don't want my child to be exposed to LGBTQ+ media because it might help them realize that they're gay".

[hannibard]

I think Will Graham's problem is that he's constantly surrounded by only 4 groups of people: therapists, serial killers, cops and dogs. No wonder he ended up like That.

[crispy-bonnie]

the feminine urge to make a call of duty dating sim spoof after playing blush blush's volks deluxe date because it was fully voiced and animated and i thought it would be epic

[askcaffeinehazard]

Birfdae

[crispy--potatoes]

Tired

[ch3shire-rabbit]

Hi this is my parallel Meta Knight ig

(Hc that Meta Knight calls Dmk Sombra. Because he gets pissy when called Dark Meta Knight and also the name Sombra is just shorter. Anyways)

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