Harvest to Heat | Darryl Estrine and Kelly Kochendorfer
Starters
Blue Cheese Tartine
Herb Gougères
Crab-Stuffed Zucchini Flowers w/Black Truffles
Flint Corn Polenta Cakes w/Heirloom Tomato Salad
Carrot Cannelloni w/Soft Cheese and Pine Nuts
Sautéed Chicken Livers with Smoked Bacon and Roasted Grapes
Dandelion Tart w/Sheep’s Milk Ricotta, Grappa-Soaked Golden Raisins
Maine Sea Scallop Ceviche
Crawfish-Stuffed Deviled Eggs
Salads
Stuffed Cherry Tomatoes w/Zucchini Pistou, Yellow Tomato Vinaigrette
Baby Romaine Salad w/Edamame, Jalapeño Dressing, Yellow Bell Pepper Pipérade
Warm Vegetable Salad
Burrata w/Speck, Peas, and Mint
Chopped Salad w/Corn Vinaigrette and Frico Cheese Crisps
Mesclun w/Shrimp, Avocado, and Creamy Champagne Dressing
Salted Cod Salad w.Preserved Lemons and Arugula Pesto
Crispy Smelts w/Sun Gold Tomatoes and Arugula | Garlic Aioli
Asparagus-Country Ham Bundles w/Toasted Pecans, Citrus Vinaigrette
Soups
Chilled Tomato Soup w/Aged Feta and Olives
Chilled Cucumber-Yogurt Soup w/Candied Fennel, Lemon Gelée
Pumpkin Soup w/Crème Fraiche and Hazelnut Gremolata
Oyster Chowder
Heirloom Bean Soup w/Lobster and Minestrone Vegetables
Crawfish and Corn Stew
Smoky Pork and Apple Soup w/Mustard
Clam and Steuben Bean Soup w/Fennel and Lemon
Main Courses: Meat
Pan-Roasted Beef Rib-Eye w/Fresh Red Currant Pan Sauce
Grilled Skirt Steak and Beef Marrow Bones w/Radish-Herb Salad and Pepper Purée
Braised Short Ribs w/Red Wine
Creole Beef Grillades and Cheese Grits
Roasted Pork Loin w/Roasted Vegetables and Spicy Tomato Sauce
Pork Osso Buco w/Wild Mushrooms and Almond Piccata
Slow-Cooked Pork w/Spanish Paprika and Sweet Spices
Maple-Glazed Pork Belly, Sunny-Side Up Egg, Pickled Chanterelles
Lamb Saddle w/Caramelized Fennel and Wild Mushrooms
Paella w/Lamb Ribs
Roasted Lamb Loin w/Yogurt Eggplant Purée and Merguez Sausage
Herb-Roasted Lamb Rib-Eye w/Wild Preserved Mushrooms, Aromatic Oil
Bison Pastrami “Hash” w/Fingerling Potatoes, Fried Eggs, Grilled Bread
Chicken, Duck and Other Fowl
Roasted Duck Breast w/Farro “Risotto” and Caramelized Figs
Roasted Chicken w/Lemon Thyme and Summer Truffles
Chicken Pot Pie
Poached Chicken w/Morels and Asparagus
Duck Meatballs w/Pomegranate-Orange Glaze, Puréed Parsnips
Apricot-Orange-Glazed Quail
Chicken-Fried Squash with Stuffed Peppers | Cornbread
Fish and Shellfish
Halibut Poached in Pepper Butter w/Roasted Corn Salad
Roasted Trout w/Herb-Champagne Vinaigrette
Fish In Mango Curry Sauce
Lobster Shortcakes w/Vanilla Rum Sauce and Spicy Shallots
Sautéed Shrimp and Hazelnut Romesco
Shrimp w/Tomatoes, Strawberries and Lemon Vinegar
Stir-Fried Fava Shoots w/Shrimp and Caramelized Shallots
Soy Butter-Poached Oysters w/Radishes and Kimchi Juice
Tarts
Crème Fraiche Galette w/Heirloom Tomatoes
Cremini-Filled Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Lobster Mac and Cheese
Gratin of Bay Scallops w/Jerusalem Artichoke Purée, Crisp Country Ham
Pasta, Grains and Rice
Sweet Potato Gnocchi w/Braised Plums and Crumbly Blue Cheese
Angel Hair Pasta w.Oyster Butter Cream Sauce and Caviar
Ramp Ravioli w/Lemon Zest
Risotto w/Fresh Peas and Pancetta
Tacos w/Greens and Seared Onions | Chipotle Tomatillo Verde Salsa
Sides
Vegetable Succotash w/Spicy Yellow Tomato Coulis
Pearl Onions and Fiddlehead Ferns w/Vanilla Jelly and Onion Sorbet
Roasted Fairytale Eggplant in Chèvre Cream
Curried English Peas and Pickled Swiss Chard
Roasted Beets with Mint
Grilled Broccoli Rabe/Radicchio w/Pancetta Dressing, Soft-Cooked Egg
Sweet Corn Sformato
Butter Bean and Corn Succotash w/Candied Bacon
Brussels Sprouts w/Brown Butter, Bacon, and Sage
Roasted Stuffed Tomatoes w/Farro
Savory Bread Pudding w/Bacon and Farmstead Cheese w/Tomato Jam
Crostini w/Burrata, Marinated Escarole, and Caramelized Shallots
Sweet Potatoes w/Corn, Swiss Chard, and Caramelized Onions
Braised New Potatoes w/Mustard and Leeks
Goat Cheese and Chive Hash Browns
Savory Oats w/Fig Chutney
Forest Mushroom and Naked Barley Pilaf
Carolina Gold Rice with Ramps, Asparagus, and Morels
Desserts
Strawberry Cheesecake w/Balsamic-Roasted Strawberries
Milk Chocolate Semifreddo w/Star Anise Carrot Cake
Honey Mango Upside-Down Cake
Poppy Seed Cake w/Apple Vodka
Individual Chocolate Ganache Cakes
Fromage Blanc Bavarian Cream Cake w/Poached Plums
Goat Cheese Panna Cotta w/Caramelized Figs
Caciotta Cheese Fritters w/Honey
Chocolate Pots de Crème
Snow Eggs w/Green Tea Crème Anglaise
Strawberry-Tomato Gazpacho
Nectarines, Peaches, and Blueberries w/Sabayon
Hudson Manhattan Rye Whiskey Chocolate Truffles
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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Fanfic Shorts #1
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Sugarcane and Peaches
June 2031
10 months after Alucard (TFS) returned to Hellsing they had a mission in New Orleans, Louisiana, and while there Sir Integra gave Persephone (neé Mercy Zuckerman) an opportunity to revisit her homeland before leaving. This exchange takes place while Sir Integra, Alucard, and Persephone visit the Zuckerman Sugarcane Plantation
Abridgecard: Wait!? They burn the sugarcane!?
Persephone: They do it because it's easier to harvest the sugarcane. They burn the residual leaves with the sugarcane, harvest the crops, send them to the factory, and then they prepare the fields for the next planting. The ashes leftover act as a good fertilizer for the next crop.
Abridgecard: Sh*t! I'd love to work at a place where I could burn things and get paid for it! Heck, I'd even take it as a side job if I could!
Integra: Alucard, you would just cause a fire hazard more than you would make a contribution in the workplace.
Abridgecard: Apparently, burning sugarcane fields is still a contribution.
Persephone: You would only get to do it once a year.
Abridgecard: Not unless I burn more than one field.
Persephone: How would you know when they're ready to harvest though?
Abridgecard: Why I'm surprised you asked. It's sugarcane! I'd eat it!
Persephone: Well good thing you didn't grow up here. You'd probably eat the sugar in the storage. After the sugarcane is brought to the factory where its ground it's then put into storage. But here's something a lot of people don't know about stored grounded sugarcane: the kids of the farmers like to play in the giant piles like they were sand. It was part of my fonder memories growing up when I came here for the holidays.
Abridgecard: You grew up playing in actual sugar? I'm actually kind of jealous.
Integra: Isn't that a little unsanitary to have them play in the sugar?
Persephone: Don't worry. The sugarcane is filtered before it's packaged and sent out to their purchasers. My family would never be so irresponsible with the source of their income.
Abridgecard: Soooo, Red.
Persephone: Yes Alucard?
Abridgecard: I was just wondering-
Integra: Oh no. (I know this is going to go somewhere.)
Abridgecard: How long did you play in the piles?
Persephone: Well regularly for hours before the main meals were served but then we would come back and pick up where we left o-
Abridgecard: So that means everyone in your family has a sweet ass, right?
Persephone: (Oh, I get where he's going with this.) Well, I can't speak for everyone in my family but I got mine from my father since he's a pear-shaped endomorph like his mother. So I guess some of the peach booties are hereditary on that side of the family.
Abridgecard: He hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Is that so? Hey, do you know what that means?
Persephone: What does what mean?
Abridgecard: I get to call you Peaches. Your new nickname is Peaches.
Integra: *facepalm* Oh my gosh!
Persephone: *giggles* Persie Peaches? Has a cute ring to it!
Abridgecard: I know, right?
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Heat
August 15, 2031
Our favorite vampire hunting trio was sent to Kenya, Africa to hunt a vampire that was cooking up trouble and escaped to the safari. While there, Persephone bonds with Keya the lioness who was in heat and wearing out her mate. Alucard doesn't miss an opportunity to be a chaotic manchild.
Persephone: Intense heat that lasts for two to eight days and you need to actively have sex with your mate to deal with the unbearable orgasms you get once a month. I've never related so much to an animal before.
Keya: purs and chuffs happily as Persephone scratches the back of her ears before she gave a low roar
Persephone: I know. It's such a pain. It'll be worth it though cause you'll get some cute cubs out of it. I don't know if my future soulmate will be able be bear with my condition without tiring of me. You're fortunate to have a mate that loves you enough to put up with it. He knows you're worth it.
Kala: Wow! I've never seen her so comfortable with another person out of the group while she's in that condition.
Persephone: We're just bonding over a relatable problem.
Kala: Oh, really?
Persephone: I have unbearable orgasisms that come and go once a month and they last five to seven days. Normally leading up to my ovulation date. But it's worse when I'm ovulating.
Kala: Oh my gosh! Are you seeing any doctors?
Persephone: I have been seeing several.
Kala: My gosh! I wonder if you were a lioness in a past life.
Persephone: Maybe that's why I felt more at home with Black African women. I grew up with my own circle of soul sisters.
Kala: Aww! That's right. You grew up with my cousin Joy.
Persephone: Yes I did. She was a part of my sweet, precious, and beautiful sisterhood.
Keya: chuffing and low roaring
Persephone: What is it? Are you trying to roar big?
Kala: She's just in a talkative mood today.
Abridgecard: IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT!
Persephone: And he is in a musical mood.
Kala: Or a Disney mood.
Persephone: Fair enough.
Abridgecard: You know that song was a lie. Simba never got any sleep because Nala kept him up.
Seras: Oh come on! That scene where Nala was giving Simba bedroom eyes was awkward enough to watch as a kid! Besides didn't Nala and Simba talk afterward?
Abridgecard: Shhhh! It was intense pillow talk.
Persephone: (Well, we know Simba lost sleep after marrying Nala.)
Seras: (Great! I can never watch the Lion King again!)
Bonus
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I have more in the works and I have a big one I really need to finish. I plan to draw some pictures for these shorts. So that will be fun.
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