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keithyp00 · 12 days ago

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❭❭─ღSoft Targets ღ─➣

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x f!super-solider!reader

Warnings/Tags: slow burn, friends?-to-lovers, action, comfort, fluff, mentions of past trauma, violence, spice, angst, tension, possessiveness, praise

MDNI (18+): explicit sexual content (m/f), fingering, unprotected sex, oral (f receiving), dominant!Bucky, praise kink, mild jealousy, emotional vulnerability

Word Count: 2.0K

Featuring Sam Wilson and Joaquin Torres

Author Note: Hi! Nothing important for me to note here but I did wanna ask an opinion! I just rewatched Fresh last night and I was curious if any of you guys would be interested in me posting some crazy one-shots about Steve Kemp (because I really wanna write a psychotic reader). But let me know! This is also my first time posting smut so-

Please do not copy or translate any of my works. Thank you!

You had been many things- a ghost, a weapon, a cautionary tale. But around Sam and Joaquin, you were just... Y/N. Grumpy when tired. Deadly before coffee on some days. And the only one among them that could snipe a moving target while quoting Schopenhauer. (The philosopher of pessimism.)

Which is why you instantly knew something was up the second you walked into the hangar.

Sam was pacing near the quinjet, arms crossed, wearing that specific smirk that always preceded chaos. Joaquin stood beside him, poorly hiding a shit-eating grin behind a tablet.

"No," you said without preamble, tossing your bag down with a loud thud.

Sam blinked, innocent. "No, what?"

"Whatever it is you're planning."

Joaquin chimed in, "Okay but- hypothetically- if we were trying to set you up with someone..."

"I'd kill you where you stand."

"Romantic," Sam deadpanned. "You and Bucky are a match made in hell."

You raised a brow. "We share a mission report from Latvia and very similar trauma. That's not chemistry, that's a war crime."

"Still hot," Joaquin mumbled, scrolling.

"I hate you both."

They grinned in unison. You were doomed.

~~~~~

You didn't expect to see Bucky Barnes again, not really. Not in the civilian sense.

The last time your paths crossed was a mess of cold air, Hydra bunkers, a muscle memory soaked in blood. You remembered snow crunching under boots, steel eyes across a ruined hallway. No bullets fired. Just a pause. A flicker of recognition. Then silence.

Now he stood in the compound kitchen, sleeves rolled, frowning at the coffee machine like it insulted his lineage.

He looked up as you entered, gaze sharpening- then softening.

"Y/N."

"Barnes."

A breath of quiet passed between you. Not cold. Not tense. Just... suspended.

"You cut your hair," he said.

"You grew a conscience."

He let out a quiet breath, one that resembled a chuckle. "Mostly."

Something in your chest unfurled. Carefully.

~~~~~

Sam and Joaquin were anything but subtle.

Suddenly, you found yourself paired with Bucky for everything- training, briefings, field ops, even debrief dinners. Once, you found a copy of your favorite book tucked in your locker- annotated in Bucky's handwriting. The next day, Joaquin 'accidentally' left your hoodie at Bucky's place.

When you showed up to get it, you found the hoodie folded neatly beside two glasses and an unopened bottle of whiskey. A Post-It note stuck to the neck, which read: Stay. Talk. He's not as grumpy as he pretends. -S.

You stayed. And honestly, neither of you talked much, but the silence between you didn't ache the way it used to. It felt like space. Like breath.

Like peace.

~~~~~

The mission in Krakow wasn't supposed to be complicated.

Infiltrate. Extract. Burn it down.

You moved like shadows- silent, lethal. You disarmed a guard with one twist, snapped a lock, cleared the corridor. When Bucky fell in beside you, you didn't flinch. You moved like mirrors, and you had forgotten how easy it could be, trusting someone to have your back.

He grunted as a bullet grazed his shoulder. "You always show off this much?"

You smirked. "Only when you're watching."

By the time the lab was in ruins, and the hostages were evacuated, you were both bleeding and breathless, leaning against the alley wall under sodium-yellow lights.

"You saved me in there," he said quietly.

"You saved me first," you replied.

He looked at you, eyes scanning like he wanted to memorize the whole shape of you. "You ever get tired of being used like a weapon?" He asked.

"All the time," you whispered.

He nodded, then reached out- slowly- and brushed a strand of hair behind your ear. "You're more than that," he stated. "You always were."

~~~~~

He started showing up.

Sometimes with takeout. Sometimes with a book. Once with a cat.

"I thought you didn't like animals," you said with a smile.

"I don't, but cats are an exception. You just looked like you needed someone who doesn't expect anything from you."

"You mean besides you?"

He smiled. small and self-deprecating. "I don't expect anything either."

That night, you sat on the floor, knees touched, the fluffy white cat- whom you named Alpine- curled in your lap and his voice low beside you as he explained his nightmares, things he had never shared with anyone else.

When he asked you what your worst one was, you answered with honesty: "The one where I'm still in that lab. But this time... I want to stay."

He didn't speak. Just took your hand and held it like it was something fragile.

Like you were.

~~~~~

It happened in the quiet, like most important things do.

A mission gone wrong. Rain falling in sheets. You made it out- barely- and sat in the transport van soaked and silent.

You turned toward him, eyes searching. He looked at you like he was already yours.

"You ever wonder," you started, voice low, "what we'd be if none of this happened?"

He didn't hesitate. "I'd still find you."

You kissed him then. Not hard. Not desperate. Just... sure.

It was soft. Anchored. The kind of kiss you give someone when you're finally ready to feel again.

~~~~~

Sam leaned against the doorframe of the training room, arms folded.

"So. You and Barnes."

You didn't look up from the punching bag. "You want a thank-you or a medal?"

"I'll take both," he said smugly. Joaquin fist-bumped him behind your back.

Bucky walked in a few seconds later, shirt clinging to him post-shower. He stopped beside you, handed you a towel, and pressed a quick kiss to the side of your head.

Sam nearly dropped his water bottle. "God, you're publicly affectionate."

You smirked. "Don't make me kick you."

Joaquin clapped once. "It worked, though. Admit it."

You looked up at Bucky. He smiled, shy and warm and real.

"Yeah," you said softly. "It did."

~~~~~

That night, curled against Bucky's side, you let yourself believe in softness. In second chances. In the idea that maybe, just maybe, there was more to you than your kill count or combat record.

Bucky brushed his fingers down your spine and whispered, "You're not a weapon."

You looked up at him. "Then what am I?"

He smiled. "Someone I want to come home to."

~~~~~

Several Days Later

The apartment was quiet. Only the soft hum of rain against the windows filled the silence.

You were standing in his living room, soaked and bruised, tactical gear clinging to your skin like a second layer you hadn't yet learned to shed. Your lip was bleeding. A shallow gash trailed down your bicep.

Bucky hadn't set a word since you left the quinjet.

You watched him from the corner of your eyes as you peeled off your jacket, wincing slightly at the pull of a forming bruise. He hadn't even looked at you.

"You're mad at me," you said finally.

He dropped his gloves on the kitchen counter like he was trying not to throw them. "You think?"

You raised a brow. "I disarmed the bombs."

"You disarmed three bombs, alone, with no backup. You didn't even tell us you went inside the building."

"It was the fastest option."

"It was reckless."

"It worked."

"It could've gotten you killed."

That made you pause. You turned fully toward him now. His voice hadn't raised, but the heat in it was undeniable- burning with something sharper than anger.

Something closer to fear.

Your voice lowered. "Is that really what's bothering you?"

He finally met your eyes- and something in his expression made your breath catch.

"You think I'd survive watching you die?"

Your heart stuttered. "Bucky-"

Before you could say anything more, he was in front of you.

He closed the distance in one stride, and then he was kissing you- desperate, hard, unyielding.

And you kissed him back just as fiercely, blood singing, nerves sparking to life. His hands gripped your waist, pulling you against him. You could feel how tightly coiled he was beneath the surface. He wasn't angry. He was unraveling.

~~~~~

"Bedroom," he growled against your lips. "Now."

You stumbled backward as he advanced, pulling your shirt over your head before you even reached the hallway. His eyes dropped to your chest- he hesitated for half a second when he saw the bruises already blooming there.

His voice was low. Rough. "You let them touch you?"

"They tried," you whispered.

That was all he needed.

He grabbed your hips, lifted you like you weighed nothing, and carried you to the bed. He laid you down carefully, reverently, then stripped off your boots and pants like it was a mission all its own. His eyes roamed over every mark, every scar.

"You don't get to be careless," he murmured, metal hand tracing the side of your thigh. "Not when you belong to me."

You gasped, hips arching into his touch. "Then show me."

He growled- actually growled- and then dropped to his knees at the edge of the bed. "Legs up."

You obeyed instantly, spreading for him.

He didn't hesitate- he leaned in, tongue flicking slowly through your folds, groaning when he tasted you. One of his hands pinned your hips, the older sliding up to spread you wider.

"Oh, fuck- Bucky," you moaned, hand fisting in his hair.

He worked you slowly at first- long, deep licks, sucking gently on your clit until you were trembling. But when you started to squirm, when your thighs started to close around his head- he got mean.

He slid two fingers inside you and crooked them just right. His tongue didn't stop moving. He kept going until you were writhing, breathless, mouth open in a silent scream as you came hard around his fingers.

He didn't let up. He licked you through it, humming like he could get drunk off the taste of your alone.

When you finally came down, you were panting, flushed, wrecked.

He stood and kissed you- deep and filthy- letting you taste yourself on his lips.

"Still mad?" You asked breathlessly.

"I haven't even started."

~~~~~

He stripped down fast- ripping off his shirt, his pants, everything. Your eyes trailed down his chest, his arms, the glint of metal and scars. But it was the look in his eyes that stole your remaining breath.

Dark. Desperate. Dangerous.

"You're mine," he said again, voice like gravel. "Say it."

"I'm yours."

He dragged the head of his cock through your folds, teasing you with slow rolls of his hips. You were still slick, still fluttering from your previous orgasm.

"Beg."

"Bucky-"

He nudged the tip inside. Your breath hitched.

"Beg for it, doll."

You shuddered. "Please. I want you. I need you."

That was enough.

He slammed into you with one thrust- deep and full, making you cry out. You clutched at his shoulders as he set a brutal pace, hips slapping against yours, the sound obscene in what was once a quiet room.

You wrapped your legs around him, pulling him deeper, tighter, closer.

He kissed you- sloppy, desperate, teeth grazing your lips. HIs hand found your throat, not squeezing, just holding- just claiming.

"You feel too good," he groaned. "Like you were made for me."

You gasped, nails digging into his back. "Harder," you whispered.

He obeyed.

He fucked you like he was punishing you- for the mission, for scaring him, for making him feel anything at all. And you took it, crying out with every thrust, drunk on the way he filled you.

And when you started to clench again, your walls fluttering around him, he lost it.

"Come for me," he said, voice guttural. "I wanna feel you lose it."

You did- with a cry that tore from your throat, back arching, body shaking as you came around him.

And he followed- burying himself deep, groaning your name as he spilled inside you.

~~~~~

Then you lay together, sweat-slick and breathing hard.

You traced lazy circles on his chest. "Still mad?"

He looked down at you, lips twitching into a betraying half-smile. "Always."

"Good," you whispered. "Means you care."

He turned on his side and kissed you slowly, sweetly. Letting the softness he'd been holding back all night finally rise to the surface. "I care more than I know what to do with," he said against your lips.

You smiled, curling into him. "Then we'll figure it out."

He held you close, like you were the only thing anchoring him to the world.

And for the first time in a long time, he let himself believe he might deserve it.

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books-and-strawberry-tea · 5 months ago

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I don’t normally comment about booktube here. But I’ve just seen a video and I have to get some comments off my chest.

This video was about e-readers. And while the person has a huge collection of books behind them, goes on to explain that e-readers are so unnecessary, cause they are expensive. And if you are going to buy an e-reader, just buy an iPad cause they are similar in price….

I’m sorry but in what world is an iPad and an e-reader the same price?? (Or yk other tablets of a similar nature).

This person goes on to talk about how e-readers can’t install apps like Libby etc…are we just going to ignore the e-readers that run on android?? That function like a regular phone just with an e-ink screen??

I honestly gave up watching this video cause this person just sounded like they were pretty single minded on the topic. So here’s my two cents.

Pro’s for an ereader: (at least in my case)

1. E-reader’s are amazing for portability. Physical books can get very heavy, and although I love them, I hate taking physical books out with me cause I’m terrified of damaging them.

2. Books in my country, are incredibly expensive. You can go to the bookstore, and end up spending $50 AUD and get 1-2 books depending on what you get. Hard covers are usually $40+! Paperbacks can range between $17-$40 also. And if it doesn’t get printed in Australia?? Good luck. The only way I could get Hunting Adeline was to pay $65. Because whenever I ordered it from Amazon at $35, from America, it would come absolutely obliterated because they don’t package it in anything but a basic plastic mailer bag. No protection at all.

3. E-readers are much better for your eyes and don’t have constant distracting notifications and people trying to ring you. I have weak eye muscles. Always have. I wear glasses for this. And I used to read on my phone cause it’s what I have with me while I was out. But once I got an e-reader, I realised just how bad my eye strain was from my phone. E-readers have seriously improved my reading stamina especially since mine has the orange light feature. It’s not like we all don’t have an internet or phone addiction anyway. At least according to statistics I’ve seen in the past. Majority of us are trying to spend less time on our phones and more time doing what we love. And e-readers absolutely help with that. (Much better for my ADHD too honestly.)

4. I live with roommates, I have very limited space. So big book collections is just not something that’s possible for me. I’d love to, but again, space and money.

5. E-readers have given me the opportunity to read books that I’d never be able to get. Because of space reasons, money reasons, and the fact that Australia just does not get the wide selection of books that other countries do. We miss out so much. Some books, we have to wait YEARS for, while everyone else gets them on release dates. My e-reader has been such a huge investment for me, as well as an opportunity maker to give me the option to read books I’d never be able to get other wise.

I will clarify this by saying yes, I do have an iPad. But that was a gift. I didn’t buy it for myself. My mother very graciously bought it for me with her inheritance money. She went out of her way to make sure I had a good working device for university. That iPad was over $2,000 aud. My e-reader?? $250!!! HUGE price difference. And it has helped me save so much money in the process. Cause if I read the ebook, and don’t like it, that’s okay, refund. If I do??? Then I can absolutely go out and hopefully track down a physical copy. If that’s not possible?? I still have the digital version. That I can enjoy over and over.

No, I’m not ignoring the cons to do with DRM, and companies censoring ebooks, not at all. But I feel like either way there is still more pros then what this person was giving e-readers credit for. She sounded privileged honestly, she may not have a use for e-readers. But to be saying that you don’t need one, and that they are completely unnecessary….its just incorrect.

I haven’t even touched on how e-readers help others with disabilities to be able to access books. I have a friend for example that has been very unwell for many years now. And because of this, she has fatigue and strength issues. She at one stage could barely hold a book. But once she got her kindle, she was so over joyed cause she could finally enjoy books again. Kindles are so light, they have stands etc. It honestly reminds me of the people that say audiobooks arnt counted as reading and you shouldn’t do it. Sure, let’s just alienate all the people that can’t read or have vision impairment right? (For clarity, I’m being sarcastic.) Or how about all the cultures that past on the culture, history, legends etc all by word of mouth?? For centuries, way before anyone invented written script. But that’s a whole other tangent I can go off about later.

If e-readers arnt for you, that’s totally fine. But to say no one has a need for them, because physical books exist, is just closed minded. Just because you have the privilege of a huge book library and may not have use of an e-reader, doesn’t not mean that other people don’t have a great use for them.

Anyway, that’s my rant. I don’t like ranting online. But this just frustrated me so much. No hate to this person personally, I just think they weren’t open to the possibilities of how these devices are used and fulfil needs for other people that live differently.

If you read this, cool! I hope you have a good day. And enjoy reading what you are currently 💝

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mejomonster · 4 months ago

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Some of my favorite writing tools

Just Write: a website, or an app you can download. My favorite thing about Just Write is it only lets you backspace a few spaces. So if you need that motivation to just KEEP writing, to not edit until you're done, Just Write is perfect. It's just text, limited backspace, no distractions. You can copy-paste text when you're done writing or download it as a txt file. I usually type // after I make an error that I want to edit later, since there's limited backspace. I bookmarked this on my phone's Home screen, so it looks like an 'app' and I can just click to open the site.

My Noise: this is a website and app too, I just use the website version. Like with Just Write, I bookmarked this website to my phone's Home screen so I can just click to open the site. It has a ton of sounds you can play, I find many of them help with focus: there's classical music, the sound of water, white noise, adhd focus sounds, coffee shop ambience, binaural beats, tinnitus relief, Dark Dungeon (noises of fictional settings), and all of their sounds are customizable. I usually use Irish Coast or 88 Keys just because the sounds of water and pianos tend to help me focus most. There's a ton of sound options on here. Good for if you haven't already made a focus-music playlist, or if making such a playlist would distract you from writing, or if you just need to pull up a noise quickly.

Lite Writer: an app. I write on my phone a lot, so this is the app I organize everything in. It lets you import fonts, so I can use a font that's difficult to read (to prevent myself from going back and editing/re-reading while writing), and then use an easy to read font when I edit. It has customizable colors (I just use regular dark mode). It lets you make project folders, and then txt files inside each project folder, and number the chapter txt files so they're listed in order. It lets you export project folders as txt files (or other types of files), so I can write a book chapter by chapter in 1 project folder, then export the whole book to edit in a different program. It lets you upload cover images for each project folder (which visually helps me), it's layout is very minimalist (which helps me focus - I get distracted so easily I can't write in something like Google Docs because there's too many non-writing-area things to look at). It also counts how many words you've written each week/month, and in which project and which individual txt file. So you can see how many total words are in a project folder, what the individual chapter word counts are, and how many words you've written total. The app also lets you search for a word within an individual text file or a whole project folder, so if I change a character's name (for example from Varric to Varris) I can just use the search tool to search 'Varric' in my entire story, and then use the replace tool to put 'Varris'. I know you can do this easily in a Word processor program on a computer, but it's nice to be able to do it in Lite Writer while all my chapter files are still separate txt files. Lite Writer also lets you set up an auto backup to locations of your choice, and auto saves, so you can get backups of everything you wrote in multiple places even if you're not actively remembering to back up your writing regularly. The app is free, I believe I paid a one time fee so that I could use a few optional features (like text to speech audio file export, more visual options), but it was a ONE time fee. I paid once for additional features (I think maybe 5 dollars) and then never had to pay again. Which is worth noting, since I hate monthly subscription models. I think the app is useful if you write on your phone or a tablet, not so useful if you don't. I use the app for pasting in writing I've done online (on Just Write) so that all my writing is saved in one central place, and to re-order chapters, to add story notes within the project folder, so for organizational purposes. It's my favorite organizational writing app for the phone.

#writing #writing resources #resources #writing reference #reference

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platonicmoonwater00 · 8 months ago

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I see these everywhere. and i mean EVERYWHERE. and also i need motivation so lets go ig

10 notes- i'll drink on weekends too(i forget cos on weekends im just at home and not at school lugging around my frank green in my tote bag)

20 notes- i will(try to) pay attention in class

30 notes- i'll watch my whole watch later playlist on yt

50 notes- i'll actually do the techniques im learning in ✨therapy✨ to help with my anxiety and shitty social skills

75 notes- i'll take my iron tablets every day

100 notes- i'll start my assessments when i get them(i have one due tomorrow which i was gonna finish now but i'm doing this apparently)

125 notes- i'll ask my crush to hangout alone during spring holidays

150 notes- i'll try to go for a run or at least a walk every day

500 notes- i'll write another chapter of my fanfiction

1k notes- i will actually make an effort to get clean

2k notes- if i see someone pretty that i want to go out w in public i'll ask for their number cos holy fuck i need to put myself out there. even if we js end up being friends cos holy shit im lonely

3k notes- i will actually finished the dress i started making

4k notes- i will try to get over my crush cos its ✨never gonna happen✨(she so pretty and masc tho its gonna be hard)

5k notes- (this is so far up here cos idk how to do this so im gonnna need a lot of time to figure out how) im gonna try to demolish the rumour that im gay thats going around a bit.**

6k notes- i will finish all my crochet projects and not start any new ones until im done.

**context. i go to an all girls school and theres a lot of people so its not like everyone knows everyone, even in my year(theres approx. 174 in my year alone, and theres 6 year groups at my school cos high school is 7-12 where i live) but some people know me ig cos i know a few girl who are more notable, im in the top class and i recdntly started sitting with a group that the popular girls call furries.

(theyre a pretty big group and popular girls hate them cos one or two of them are trans - ftm, ftnb etc, no mtf cos my lovely/s catholic school wouldnt let trans girls in- several of them are gay, a few of them are emo, most of them are poc's and a few of them dont have english as their first language. overall they are seen as the "weird kids" in my year)

so this rumour apparently is going around that i like a girl in my class(i absolutely do but if you havent noticed my school is hella hoomophobic and i could very well get beat) which js isnt ideal and is gonna lead to a lot of issues, especially if a lot of people start believing it so if you guys have any advice pls lmk. and its not like i can js get a fake bf and show him off cos its a GIRLS SCHOOL. if i reconnect with a friend from primary school tho we could pretend to be dating and like make a post on social media. but then kids at his school would find out and hed either have to tell them its fake(which would eventually find its way back to my school, and when i say eventually i mean immediately) or he couldnt get a girlfriend so that probs wouldnt work.

i know it sounds like im making a mountain out of a molehill but ive got years to go here and i dont want to spend all my high school years getting bullied bc even if i went to a teacher about it or smthing id have to like analyse them first and try to figure out which ones are homophobic or not.

like learning about why "being gay is a sin"(pretend im saying that really mockingly) is literally in our curriculum.

holy shit that was longer than expected.

no pressure tags: @wishiwereheather13 @loserboyfriendrjl @fracturedsunsets @chasingthemoony @stars-and-leather @starsofleo

thats all im doing idk how you guys can stand js copy and pasting moots over and over i cant do this i did the first six that came up and that seems like enough 🤷‍♀️

begun doing

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#note challenge

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crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf · 5 months ago

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Texting it out down here cause in video would go by to fast. Also the video for the sketch layer didn't save so it picks up at me starting on Cross's face. Not too much missed, I only rough out some shapes and copy/paste them where I want them from frame to frame.

It takes me about 2 hours or so to make one of these. I'm using a mouse rather than a tablet so you'll notice my style is more like carving with lines rather than drawing.

I fill my background and put down a very rough sketch. I keep it rough mostly do to impatience. The line work does turn out better if I do a more detailed sketch but that doesn't matter. None of this matters.

Things I always do that I know to correct in my line work as I go: "That head too big! Always too big! Eyes too! Shrink erything."

I do the line art in a free program called ProMotion. It's for animation but I don't care, I'm looking for clean sharp lines and tools that let me copy/paste and instantly make brushes of pieces that I highlight. Its a pixel based program and I would normally use it to make sprites for my RPG maker games.

IMPORTANT STEP: ZOOM IN AND OUT OVER AND OVER AND OVER TILL YOU DONT CARE IF IT LOOKS RIGHT ANYMORE.

Then we take that line art and shove it into Photopea for coloring. This is another free program that's a clone of Adobe because I like photoshop tools but hate Adobe as a company with a fiery passion.

Yes I just kind of choose whatever color. I could make a reference sheet with saved colors but TRUST ME. I wont use it. I almost never use references, i forget, okay. Mostly drawing from memory.

Each color gets a layer essentially and then I "paint" them with the burn tool. (Midtones 20%) Cross's armor gets highlights on the ridges with the dodge tool. (Also Midtones 20%)

Add Blush to the skin! Thin points like face, shoulders, finger tips. Blur Blur Blur till it looks right.

Also, remember how I said I was looking for clean clean lines with no blur? That's cause I just clean up the "paint" by selecting with the magic wand and deleting it.

I make my backgrounds out of stock textures mostly. Though this usually takes a little bit more collage work this strip is simple so I just used the gritty/tech wall texture. Blur that bitch. (Gaussian Blur under the filter tab, whatever looks right but the default 7 pixels is usually good for the BG)

To add motion I copy the bits I want to seem like they're moving and use the "Motion Blur" filter, then I put that copied color over the background line art.

Add shadows! Under the coloring layers, that handy gaussian blur again.

Add Lighting! I usually have the overlayer set to "Soft Light" and then I use the gradient tool to filter everything to look cohesive. (You might notice I keep their skin tone pretty dark but it might look different when I change the lighting.)

Warp the action words... just...whatever feels appropriate at the time and set that layer to "Color Burn"

I just use the Oval select tool with the feather set between 3-5 pixels to make word bubbles. Paint it in voila. Add Text. All done!

Cross x Tahny: +A Summary+

My philosophy : Style matters more than skill and you should cheat and cut corners as much as possible. Peace and Love.

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pomegranatelycan · 1 month ago

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Weekly dump: Nostalgia

Hi everyone, or no one. I kinda just wanted to do a weekly dump post mostly to talk about things going on either in my life or the world, some of these will be super light hearted while others more serious. But I just wanted a place to share all these thoughts along with some photos! Firstly…

This is technically from last Saturday but…I beat Slow Damage along with my partner @diced-sugar . It was incredible, I first became interested in the game back near the end of 2023, I thought Towa’s design was fantastic and had to know more. At the beginning of 2024, I bought. It took over a year for us to beat due to a lot of factors (mostly school and health related issues, 2024 was a rough year for us both) but oh my god. That game changed me, it’s my favorite game now, I was truly fortunate to be born in a time where Slow Damage exists, in May I plan to share my in-depth thoughts and analysis but until then please know that I love that game with whole heart. Same week I beat it, J-list suddenly restocked the physical copy of not only sldm but all the other Chiral games translated by Jast Blue. I was hyped and bought it since I love to own physical media :)

Next, I’ve been trying to break my habit of scrolling and get back into creating art…keyword is “trying”. It’s not always an easy task, tumblr and Pinterest are the only social media platforms I have (not counting YouTube) and even then I’ll wildly scroll to just fill the static void that is my mind. So…how do I solve this? Recognizing the problem is the first step to fixing it, that’s what my therapist said. But I feel like it’s the worst part since I know it’s not good but keep doing it. I recently got clip studio paint on my tablet to draw but I’m not good at it yet and even though everyone’s art journey is different I can’t help feeling a bit embarrassed that I’m not good at art since I’m older.

I plan to keep practicing but my lack of skill can make it frustrating. I’m a good writer but I’m in my finals crunch and sometimes my brain just doesn’t have anything to write. So I’ve slowly started playing some of my old childhood favorites in hopes of combatting the scrolling, firstly I’ve started replaying animals crossing new leaf. The game is super nostalgic to me and I used to play it for an absurd amount of time. Well I started with City Folk, but once I got a 3ds I ditched city folk in a heartbeat.

I lost my original cartridge but my 3ds is jailbroken so I can play whatever I want whenever I want essentially. Now, I want to say this to anyone who used to love this game as a kid. You will not relive your childhood playing acnl. At least…I don’t feel the same as when I used to play it, and that’s not a bad thing. I am no longer the ten year old girl I once was, I am now twenty two years old, I have a job I hate, am about to receive my bachelors, and I finally have cats. Something ten year old Lynn would scream about all she wanted was a cat of her own. I don’t feel the same awe I once did for the world of animal crossing…but I feel I appreciate it more. The atmosphere is often called depressing but I don’t see it that way, it’s calm and quiet…quaint but not sad. I think the reason people find acnl sad is because they believed they’d be able to relive their past, but it’s not there anymore. The game remains the same but you’ve changed.

When thinking about nostalgia and a return to simpler times, I tend to have a fuzzy memory. I can’t remember much of my childhood, I blocked out a lot of stuff so much so that I’ll ask my mom if she remembers a specific incident from when I was a kid only for her to look at me with pained eyes and tell me that what I said wasn’t a real memory. I’m content never memorizing everything in detail, I know I suffered as a kid and that my few means of escapism such as video games and reading would always remain. As a kid I rejected most things feminine as a result of my trauma, meaning when I was given a more girly game I often hated it. That isn’t the case now, after a long or stressful day the last thing I want to do is play fire emblem or Zelda, I want to play animal crossing or Style Savvy.

I used to hate this game as a kid but now it’s my bread and butter. I love fashion so much but I’m not always inclined to try new styles irl especially since I’m goth so most of the time I’m buying more pieces to bulk up my wardrobe. I mean I can’t have the same shade of black they must all be different shades! But in style savvy I can dress my character in whatever little outfit I want and have the time of my life. It’s not a nostalgic game despite me playing it as a child, but it’s still a game I play a ton of whenever I’m in the mood for something fun but simple.

I crashed out hard earlier this week and while I don’t want to talk about that at length I did want to talk about my main outlet, writing. It makes me sad that AI threatens to take over all aspects of writing because even the worst part, editing, feels rewarding when it’s finally complete. At least, I’d rather edit a paper myself, beg a friend or my gf to do it, or pay a tutor to do it over handing my hard work over to a stupid robot. I’ve tried to make my work desk super aesthetic in hopes of motivating me to write more…but that isn’t always possible as I have BACK ISSUES! But I’m trying to write more at my desk for my own sake. Then again I guess it doesn’t matter where I’m writing as long as it turns out good.

As a child I wasn’t really allowed to read children’s books as my grandpa said they were beneath me. The only children’s book I read was Alice in Wonderland and honestly considering that I’m still a big Alice fan to this day I wonder if the denial of other books meant for my age demographic made me lock on Alice more than I would have had I been allowed more children’s literature. This is all to say I’m reading Warrior Cats as an adult as my gf rlly loves these books…I just finished Forest of Secrets and god warrior fans are strong. I actually dislike the writing a lot in these books but not because the prose is bad. I understand these are children’s books but I feel like because they are children’s books they have the responsibility to be better regarding certain topics. I swear almost every time poor Cinderpaw is brought up either Fireheart or another character has to remind us that she’s disabled and can’t be a warrior and that this is a horrible fate.

Only cat that doesn’t do this is my girl Yellowfang but ever since the first book she’s been kinda sidelined which sucks cause she’s still my favorite so far which…I don’t know if that’s an issue of me holding onto Yellowfang or an issue of the books not making many other cats interesting so far. I mean I really like Fireheart and Bluestar but that’s it. I was so excited when Sandpaw became Sandstorm and started being friendly with Fireheart since I know they become mates. So I was like omg they’re gonna start bonding! But not really? It’s more like she’s friendly with him and he’s either neutral or like, “not now Sandstorm MY BEST FRIEND GRAYSTRIPE NEEDS ME!” God I’m sorry for any Graystripe lovers I do not care for him right now. Maybe that’ll change but he’s so selfish! But I will at least manage to finish The Prophecy Begins, I’m reading a book per month and that means in a few days I’ll start the fourth book, yay! In honor of warriors take my cat, Willow. I think she’d be perfect for irl Mapleshade casting if they ever did a weird irl warriors.

I’ve focused a lot on nostalgia but what even invokes such a feeling? It’s different for everyone, honestly it’s hard for me to feel nostalgic as the past wasn’t kind to me. I know a lot of people are nostalgic for the year 2016, but for me, I hated that year due to so many horrible things that happened to me in it. It’s hard to remember the fun trends or music that came out when that was the year I tried to leave this world. But when talking about nostalgia, I can’t help but feel it the most in the moment. When I’m laughing with a friend a voice in the back of my mind whispers “this will pass and remain only in your memories”. When I hold my partner close the same voice appears again, when I’m with my cats I mourn them despite both of them being happy and young girls. I have no past and can only be nostalgic for the present and the future I have yet to live…

Well, that’s how I think of it at least. I don’t know if every week will have a theme or not but I just wanted to get my thoughts out on this. Writing in a Google doc or notebook can only do so much, I want my embarrassing thoughts to be out in the open for everyone on tumblr dot com to read…not really but why not share my thoughts here? It is a blogging site, after all. If you’ve read this far you get a reward…face reveal! Chose this photo since I thought I looked like a sad deer caught in headlights okie bye see you next week or when I need to rant about yaoi or warrior cats again…

SYKE I’m not done yet, wanted to share a song I’ve listened to a lot this week + a video I liked. I’m doing two songs this week because I make the rules! First we have Heart aka the new alien stage song. Sua’s Va has the prettiest voice ever and Sua is my fav character so I felt like this was me being given a gift for how much I was struggling this week lol. It’s such a gorgeous song.

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Next is a song from a visual novel I have yet to play or even check out. So pls if you like it don’t give spoilers! But I love anything that Itou Kanako does especially since she sang all of the songs for Clear’s endings and her voice is lovely. I may actually play the game the song is from cause I love the song that much!!! It’s so beautiful!

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Lastly the video I liked this week. I actually didn’t watch much…but occasionally I watch/listen to the podcast A Bit Fruity by Matt Bernstein. I don’t listen to every episode but he recently did one with one of my favorite YouTubers Kat Blaque and I really loved it. I feel like they talked a lot about gender and the way that’s different for everyone while not being too cruel to the person they were criticizing which was refreshing since when I was on Twitter everyone just made fun of their looks and called it a day. I think that’s a cheap and pathetic thing to do especially since you’re just giving them more attention and further fueling their victim complex if you attack features they were born with. But yeah I really liked this episode, okay that’s officially all now…goodbye! Have a lovely Sunday!

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#lynnycore #ramblings #weekly update #warrior cats #slow damage #animal crossing #animal crossing new leaf #acnl #surodame #wc #style savvy #nostalgia #alien stage sua #alien stage #itou kanako #Youtube

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feyspeaker · 1 year ago

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Hi! I made an account just so I could follow your work. Your art is brilliant and honestly and inspiration to where I want to be. I’m an older artist who has all the anxiety when it comes to improving my process. I’m trying to get into digital portraits and I have so many ideas in my head, but it’s frustrating because I’m not where I want to be to make this happen. What are some tricks that help you/software do you use? Of course, you don’t have to share anything that makes you uncomfortable. I currently have procreate and an iPad, but I feel a little lost. Wondering if I need a different writing tablet and photoshop. Not sure. I just eventually want to find that 3D, but also artistic look you are able to achieve.

hey there! thank you so much!!

ultimately, I will sound like a broken record but I always recommend you sign up for local figure drawing or painting classes. have people pose for you at home and sketch with charcoal and paper. go to the zoo and sit down in front on an exhibit for an hour and try to draw the animals in front of you as fast as you can and fill a couple of pages, move on to a new exhibit and do it again!

nothing is more powerful of a tool to learn than whatever writing utensil you have in your purse and the back of a napkin when you see something you'd like to capture. I've spent quite frankly my entire rememberable life doing this. I used to spend every single day in middle school/high school/my brief failed stint in community college with a pack of cheap sharpies and a beat up binder full of old worksheets and homework to draw on the backs of.

drawing/painting from life will teach you better than anything.

I use a very outdated version of Photoshop, and only got a "nice" tablet in the past 7 months.

Also, a huge tip to you and anyone else reading this: do NOT get too focused on a "style" that you want. Obsessing over that just ruined me for years and years. I wanted so, so, so badly to be the next Matsuri Hino when I was a kid. I copied her work religiously and it NEVER looked right. Frustrated me to no end. And you know why my stuff never looked like hers? Because I'm not her! You can't force your art to come out any way that isn't natural, and the sooner you can accept the art your hand wants to create, the happier you'll be and the easier art will get for you.

The past couple of years before I started diving into this more realism based work, I was just shoving myself through trying to make what art I envied of others. Very stylized/textured watercolor comic book style stuff. And I just was NOT getting any better at it. I have always been more inclined toward realism work, but I've hated it and yearned for stylized work. Yoshitaka Amano? God, I just drooled over that artstyle and beat myself up for never being able to capture it in studies or otherwise.

I finally essentially restructured my entire career around making the art that makes me happy instead of what I "wanted" it to look like. I was extremely depressed, my life was falling apart, and I still needed to make art to survive but I couldn't "art" if I was depressed and hated doing it, so I just had to step back and stop worrying so much about what I thought I wanted to make, and started making what felt most natural.

there's no easy way, and art can be a soul destroying path at times, truly. your software and hardware should come very last place compared to practicing from life (it doesn't matter if you want to paint cartoony stuff of realistic stuff, always start from life). naturally you will find what makes your heart sing the most.

I get a lot of messages from people telling me similar stuff "oh your art is EXACTLY what I want to do!" but I promise you that kind of thought process is chasing a dragon that is likely to harm or drag your creative process down. art style is such a deeply personal thing, so of COURSE it's important to find inspiration, but the second looking at someone else's artwork stops inspiring you and starts frustrating you, put it away.

There are some artists who I love, that I do not check up on often because their artwork ignites, like, serious bitter jealousy in me. It's the truth. I get so mad at myself for not being more like them, and it's such a poison. I think more artists should be transparent about this feeling because I KNOW the art community has a lot of jealousy and ugliness in it.

A fact of being an artist is that you will never be completely happy with a piece you make. You are always going to see the flaws, and that doesn't change whether you'd been drawing for 2 months or 20 years. Occasionally, you will get one piece that you are like "how did I make that???" and then get frustrated that you can't recreate it lol! It's a tough beast.

It's just really important to step back and work on yourself and where you are at, because at the end of the day, the way your soul wants to express artwork might be WILDLY different from what your brain wants, and it can be really detrimental to let those two go to war.

I hope this helps. I'm very passionate about this, and when I started out I ALWAYS ignored the artists who gave the same exact tips as above. I thought they were so annoying and unhelpful, but now I /get it/.

#ask

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alvisthefox · 1 year ago

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Update To Alvis Winter BIO

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Name: Alvis Winter

True name: Project Winter / Winter

Nicknames: Al - Everyone | 113 - Eggman/Haters | PW/Project Winter - Eggman | Fluffy - Sonic/Knuckles | Faker - Tails

Language: default is English (He is Polyglot so he can speak any language)

D.O.B: The out brake of the Metal Virus

Species: Darkling // But when being grown was made to resemble a Mobian Fox // Al learnt this not long ago// Hedgehog, Echidna, and obtusely Fox

Age: Unknown - Physically 14/16 // Ageless

Gender: Male?

Hight: 112cm

Alignment: Good / Neutral

Abilities: Teleportation - Electricity immunity - Hivemind //Weak but he can sense Shadow when he is close// Super speed //183,000 miles per second//prefers to teleport// Super Strength - Regeneration/Immortality - Chaos control //Doesn't need a emerald//

Skills: Smart - Good fighting (hand to hand and weapons) - Engineer/Electrician - Tech - Baking - musical instruments z Mimic voices - Parkour/Gymnastics/Brake dance

Team: Team Sonic - Team Dark - Chaotix Detective Agency - G.U.N //Has to work for G.U.N due to court order to Avoid prison for past as 113//

Info: Alvis (Al) Alvis or use to be known as 113. Since Eggman let him go and was found 3 months later in the mountains living out a crashed G.U.N cargo plane we have gotten to know more about the strange purple fox. He has a extreme knowledge about Me (Tails), Sonic, Knuckles and Shadows lives till a point of time. Its seems when he (Alvis) Kidnapped me under orders of Eggman saying he knows so much like he has a copy of mine and others memories. He looks around thru publicly access info looking for a missing child report and any info on a missing child under "Alvis Winter" and a "Bellatrix Constantine" but can't find anything about them.

I'm not sure what happened to Alvis's head under Eggmans ownership of him but Alvis Winter search, he says "That's me! I'm hear! I exist! I was taken! Sold!" almost like he's in a panic asks me (Tails) if I remember him describing a small orange 2 tailed fox with same markings he has but when I mentioned if that was the fact I (Tails) would be in my early 20s if this timeline he is talking about was real and when this hit him... Alvis froze this isn't making up. The is something going on with Alvis and we need to find out more

-Updates by Tails-

Update to the Research into Alvis past has caused our new friend some new stress and caused him to go in a kind of downward spiral. All he knew of his past was a lie. the say we first met was during the metal virus as Eggmans researcher observing the virus and how it grew reporting to Eggman. That from info we found in the lab he was released was his birth place... the day we hate. Sonic almost losing us all, Shadows ego being hurt, Cream losing her mother, everyone doesn't want to remember that day but Alvis now knows that day as his birthday. Me (Tails) and Alvis are the ones who know of the day if his birth as to avoid upsetting anyone. Agreed to set a fake birthday till we think its right. The big shock is tho... Alvis found out he is a Darkling, DNA extracted from Shadows and using notes and info found from G.U.N about the growth and creation of Shadow. Eggman used that and what was made was a darkling | Project Winter | and what was made was Alvis. or by the notes Project Winter. Eggman though decided to make Winter a Mobian and chose a Fox. to "blend in" what doesn't work when he's a Purple 2 tailed fox but he tried and well, blends in more then a darkling. but getting back on topic. Alvis has kind of broke a bit. He seems more depressed and just doesn't say much and kind of stays close to me like he's scared. Right now he is sitting on the couch across from me staring at his tablet listing to music a bit to loud as I can hear the music from hear but its only when he's with me. -Updates by Tails-

Sonic and others have found out and good news is Sonic and Knuckles took the news well, Shadow though knowing Als connection to Doom has Shadow judging (What I wont worry much about has he's kind of like that with everyone) Al though right now is having one of his rare sleeps as he shows someone with Insomnia or he can stay awake for long periods of time. We have found out he needs to be with some one for these sleeps as to prevent nightmares. Alvis is with Sonic both on the couch sleeping | Image 376 | but when he dose sleep alone he gets around 2 to 3 hours before waking up in a panic, highest BPM I got of him was 570bpm what I think I don't need to mention is fast, but when he wakes up is seems to be in a mild state of shock what only lasts around a few mints Alvis seems to find therapy in baking even though he dislikes eating them. Good for us who love baked goods. But the is something he is still hiding something bothering him, But I trust him, I wont force anything out of him

(This is a AU.)

Yet a norther awesome peace from @catragemiau they did a amazing job with my Sonic OC and got a character sheet.

I cant stress enough that @catragemiau is worth every penny! If you want art at grate quality! @catragemiau is the one!

(Pls leave a slot for me to get art tho 🥺)

I can just go on for days about this! This is my 2nd art from them. And just like last time. So happy.

((Should mention. These are all versions. I'm kinda just re using the look of past versions of Al in my AU))

V1 (first ever alvis back in 06)(IRL 06)

V2 (pre experimented Alvis)

V3 (half way thru fur changing colour)

Sonic Prime AU

--Carbine-- --Captain Iceberg-- --Wild--

Sonic Riders

Sonic Boom AU

#sonic fan character #sonicsona #sonic ocs #oc #sth oc #sth au #sonic au #sonic

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axolotldoezstuff · 3 months ago

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THE THEORY

ATTENTION TO YOUNGER READERS: This theory does involve mentions of adult shows and books such as Rick & Morty, Inside Job, and the Book of Bill. No inappropriate aspects are mentioned however it is assumed that people have seen these shows and read these books to understand the theory.

ATTENTION TO (hypocritical) OLDER READERS: This theory involves mentions of "kiddy" shows and series such as Disney's Chibiverse. If you think these shows are "too babyish" for you, stop reading now.

AND TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DISLIKE OTHER FOR HAVING DIFFERENT OPINIONS: This is all a theory. Criticise incorrect evidence if you must, but be civil! Don't go around hating people for theories that happen to disagree with your own personal opinion.

WHOEVER REMAINS: Hi, welcome to this overly long shower thought I managed to actually make a theory about. In this tumblr post, I will be looking at the evidence and making assumptions based on it. This is all MY OPINION. Correct me if I get things wrong, but as I said earlier: Be civil in discussions.

I have divided the theory into helpful parts so you can skip all the Gravity Falls connections if you already know em, and skip straight to the theory.

Basic info:

Let's start with the Disney Multiverse Theory, for those who don't understand it. The Disney TV Show Gravity Falls by Alex Hirsh was designed as a show built around theorising and lore elements. In the show, there is a known Multiverse.

Gravity Falls and Rick & Morty evidence:

Evidence found in the gravity falls book "Gravity Falls: Journal 3" points towards this being the same multiverse that the Adult Swim show Rick and Morty is in. (A line about Ford fighting a sentient chair, and a wanted poster of Ford with "Rick was here" written in Bill's used Cipher) There is also evidence in Rick & Morty (such as an image of Bill Cipher in S2 Ep 7 "Big Trouble in Little Sanchez", and 'Rainbow Morty' from the game "Pocket Morty's" though this can be written off as evidence since we don't know the canonicity of that game).

Owl House Evidence:

The Owl House by Dana Terrace also has connections to Gravity Falls. In The Owl House Season 1 Episode 4, "The Intruder", on King's board of Demons you can see an image of Bill Cipher. There is also evidence that suggests that Stanley Pines once dated Eda. It is confirmed in Gravity Falls Books and websites that Stanley once married someone named "Marylin Fakenamé" (and yes I had to copy-paste that é), and when travelling around Earth, Eda used the name Marylin. Plus, Marylin Fakenamé tried to steal Stan's car, which is definitely something Eda would do based on her personality. The "Space in-between" from Season 2's "Yesterday's Lie" and Season 3's "Watching and Dreaming" is likely part of the Nightmare Realm, which in Gravity Falls Journal 3 is described as "The dimension between dimensions". It can be assumed (though I don't have tons of evidence for this) That the space in-between only occurs when universes are close enough together that they can be breached by a powerful enough energy (for example, Titan's Blood)

Amphibia Evidence:

The Owl House also has connections to the show Amphibia, for example in the Season 2 Finale "King's Tide", at the end where the Hexside Gang is sent to Earth, a news article on Luz's mom's tablet reads "Girl lost in frog land - Hoax?", with an image of Anne below. An obvious reference to Amphibia. However, there is more evidence connecting Amphibia immediately to Gravity Falls. In season 2 episode "Wax Museum", Anne and the Plantars arrive at a frog version of the Mystery Shack. Which is obviously a Gravity Falls reference. The upside down pyramid on the bottom of Andrias' castle/spaceship may also be a reference to the Fearmid from Gravity Falls' Weirdmageddon. Though the largest evidence of all is THAT THE CORE LITERALLY APPEARS IN THE THERAPRISM WITH BILL CIPHER IN THE BOOK OF BILL. Perhaps the Three Stones Deity / Calamity works closely with the Axolotl, and that's how it ended up in the Theraprism after death.

Chibiverse Evidence:

Chibiverse is confirmed to exist by the Book of Bill: To quote directly from Bill Himself: "A terrifying Chibiverse where everyone's limbs are sanded down to nubs". This adds a few extra shows to our list. These include The Ghost and Molly McGee, Star Vs the Forces of Evil, Big City Greens, Ducktales, and most importantly for this Theory: Phineas and Ferb. (Due to the Phineas and Ferb connection, both Milo Murphy's Law and Hamster and Gretel are connected as well)

However if you think Chibiverse shouldn't be seen as canon, I have more evidence. In the Book of Bill, Bill does a QNA with himself. The question to end the QNA is "Is it true that you are the biological father of Phineas from 'Phineas and Ferb'?" To which Bill promptly ends the interview. This 100% confirms Phineas and Ferb to exist in this multiverse somewhere (it also hints that Bill MIGHT be Phineas' father, based on how defensive he is of it. Though this might just mean Bill sees the question as too dumb to deserve a real answer), however this brings up one major question: how?

Putting it all together:

We know that Phineas and Ferb has it's own explanation for the Multiverse. In "Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the Second Dimension", Other Universe Baljeet explains that in the Phineas and Ferb Multiverse, energy flows between alternate universes in a clockwise formation. This goes against what we know about the Disney Multiverse, where dimension hopping never had to obey this rule… right?

However, I came up with an explanation that MIGHT just fix this issue. Three words: Central Finite Curves.

For Context, In the show Rick and Morty, the first 5 seasons took place within within this large multiversal superstructure called the Central Finite Curve. Its purpose was to separate the universes where Ricks were the smartest from all the other universes. This was likely to avoid competition from beings of equal intelligence, possibly such as the Newts or possibly even Bill Cipher himself.

This could be a reasonable explanation for the inconsistencies: Phineas and Ferb may be within a - or possibly even THE - central finite curve. The reason they can only travel with the flow of energy can be explained simply by the intelligence of the Ricks, or possibly a contingency plan from the Ricks in case people actually figured out Interdimensional Travel.

Unrelated Side note:

Side note, but it occurred to me while writing this that Heinz Doofenshmirtz might just be the Rick of his universe, considering he has technology that seemingly allows him to travel between dimensions without the need for the clockwise rule, seeing how Dictator Doofenshmirtz was able to send his robots into the main dimension. This is unlikely due to him not being named Rick Sanchez but it is just an idea. Or the Rick of the Phineas and Ferb universe just lives far away from Danville. If Dictator Doofenshmirtz also isn't a Rick, its heavily implied that his dictatorship only effects the Tri-State Area, leaving room for a regular Rick somewhere in the US.

Back to the Theory:

Now, Phineas and Ferb being in this timeline has a lot of issues that need to be accounted for. Let's start with Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel. Yes, this does add the MCU into the Disney Multiverse. Yes, this breaks quite a lot. Yes, its thanks to post-endgame content introducing timelines as their way of explaining the multiverse. To fix this, I will simply assume that a single "Timeline" is a physical part of a single "universe" and that branching timelines create pocket universes which can eventually grow into new universes. It is also possible (Though very, VERY Unlikely) that Ricks were involved in the MCU's "Multiversal War". In case it is not obvious, I do NOT want to spend more time than ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY covering the paradox that is the MCU being here.

Moving onto Phineas and Ferb Star Wars, we can assume two things: One, its not canon and doesn't add Star Wars to the timeline. Two, its based far enough in the future and far enough away where it doesn't really affect the overall timeline of events and can exist as it's own thing in a galaxy far, far away while Bill Cipher, the Newts, and all the other multiversal beings decide to focus on the Milky Way Galaxy. The second hypothesis would make Star Wars canon to the Disney Multiverse but separate enough from the main events to be inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. The first Hypothesis just writes things off as non-canon, which is BORING, so I refuse to accept it, which is why I lean towards Hypothesis 2.

Extra info for timeline's sake:

Inside Job has a lot of triangle-based memorabilia, though as confirmed by Alex Hirsch, just having an eye of Provenance doesn't make it a Bill Cipher reference. However what is evidence is Bill Cipher referencing Inside Job. Which he does, in the Gravity Falls Box Set. This adds it to the timeline.

Alex Hirsch has also confirmed The Simpsons to be canon, which adds Family Guy, Bobs Burgers, and possibly King of the Hill to this timeline. However, we can assume this to not be in the same universe as Gravity Falls, Amphibia and The Owl House due to the fact that Futurama takes place in the Year 3000, the same time as the Time Baby War shown in Gravity Falls episode "The Time Traveller's Pig". So yes, The Simpsons is in the same Multiverse, however it does not take place in the same Universe.

Technically, Greek/Roman mythology is canon due to the Book of Bill. (Kronos, the titan from Greek Mythos who ate his own children, is seen in the Theraprism in TBOB.)

Well, that's my theory on how this all makes sense.

TLDR: Phineas and Ferb is in the Central Finite Curve and Phineas doesn't have the tech to go anywhere but along with the flow of energy holding it together, making it make sense in the wider Disney and Beyond Multiverse.

Bonus: I will have to redo my entire timeline of events due to this post. If Chibiverse is to be believed, then there are more shows and movies that are canon then I mentioned. Once I'm out of school and heading for college, I will binge ALL of these shows PLUS Chibiverse to create a COMPLETE timeline.

#gravity falls #book of bill #bill cipher #pnf #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #the owl house #amphibia #milo murphy's law #marvel #star wars #chibiverse #disney chibiverse #chibi tiny tales #rick and morty #inside job #the simpsons

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ideksams · 4 months ago

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people i'd like to get to know better

i was tagged by @briefhottubcoffee! thank you, brie :D i can't believe i got tagged in something like this- i'm so excited! i jumped as soon as i found out...

last song: Scaredy Cat - DPR IAN (i really really really like his songs...)

last book: How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories - Holly Black. i don't read that often... so when i do, i definitely remember. i recently found out this book existed and i loved it sm. i usually strictly listen to audiobooks because i just ... i just always want to draw, man 😭

last movie: probably Wicked...

last tv show: Mob Psycho 100. I LOVE IT. i wish i saw it sooner, because i'm obsessed.

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet and spicy, but mostly sweet. i can't handle spice that well, but when you have a best friend that only eats spicy food... you learn to adjust.

relationship status: i don't have a s/o, but i feel like i have the best friends that i can force to go on trips with me and talk to like they're my diary, so i'm happy :) i have the "maybe someone will come along one day and surprise me" type of vibes honestly... i'm just not interested... 🫠 or my standards are high 😲

last thing I Googled: "crying emoji", so i could copy-paste it into this text post because i'm on pc #real

looking forward to: a lot of things! i look forward to filming a new video tomorrow, unboxing a new display tablet that xppen sent me ... for free!? 😱 and twiyor month in february!

current obsession: spy x family, 24/7, always...

i'm bad at tagging, so... but if you see this and want to do it, say that i tagged you so i can just read it for fun! LOL

#what do i even tag this?#sam talks #thank you again brie ily!

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ocrpsearch · 1 month ago

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Hiii!! I’m Maddi, 23yrs, she/her, and I’m looking for a 21+ rp partner for an ocxoc rp on discord! An old rp partner blocked me for no reason before we started, but I really wanna use the character I made. The premise for the rp would be mxm and both of our characters are villains. My villain, Chimera, is very passionate and has a secret goal, and your villain is super chaotic and seems untrustworthy, but desperately wants to help out because he’s obsessed with Chimera. They don’t know their real identities, but they go to the same college, and are friends irl, with Avery being very into your guy’s civilian form, and secretly wishing he knew more about genuine human connection.

I want both characters to be a little possessive and obsessive in ways that make sense from traumatic backstories, and then they can grow together, and learn to be vulnerable and honest and help each other instead of just your villain obsessively helping Chimera, and Chimera obviously protecting your civilian

Some stuff about my OC!

Avery Woods:

-He/him, 20yrs, 6'

-Tons of friends and people who like him, but he keeps it light and doesn't share things about himself, no one REALLY knows him, but everyone knows who he is

-Has chronic pain and has to use a cane on some days

-Understands social norms and human interactions through what he's observed others to do, so he doesn't ever act like himself and just copies what he's seen in order to make friends. He doesn't really *know* how to be himself, or even who "himself" would be

-Keeps to himself in the winter time, if people ask why, he says "Seasonal depression" and doesn't elaborate past that

-Gets frequent nightmares and occasional panic attacks, but tells no one.

-Psychology major, says he's pursuing this in order to help his mentally ill father that he speaks very highly of

Chimera (villain form):

-Shapeshifter, can transform into animals and people, but people are a lot more work because they require lots of observation and preparation in order to get mannerisms and speech correct

-Very serious and cold

-A HUGE planner, he's always thinking twelve steps ahead, and doesn't share all of his plans, preferring to keep it mysterious, so he's always in the power position.

-Very frustrated by chaos and unexpected things, because he tries to be so prepared, and hates being caught off guard

-A lot more honest than his civilian form, speaks very poorly of his family, especially his father, but rarely shares specifics or details

-Clearly has a goal in mind, but lots of early plans don't seem to connect to each other, he's very hard to get a read on, and seems to find joy in being hard to understand

-A bit full of himself and very VERY sure of his eventual success

In general:

-Sometimes his features seem off, like something changed and you can't put your finger on what's different about his face

-Unaware of his own mannerisms, and is used to copying others, so sometimes he seems odd

-Touch averse on instinct and will pull away, but also touch-starved

I love complex characters and complicated relationships, and I'm cool w dark themes, but I don't rp nsfw content (totally fine w brainstorming nsfw ideas and the characters mentioning or talking about nsfw stuff, I just don't rp actual sexual interactions since I’m in a relationship and it would feel weird)

I rp on discord, and tend to get very invested in ocs so I might spam ideas and scenarios, and I'm an artist so I tend to draw my character ref and doodle silly stuff from rp (my drawing tablet’s broken right now though, so it may be a while before I can draw), so it'd be fun if you were an artist too, but definitely not required. I tend to match reply length, I'm not very picky about it, but decent grammar and punctuation would be good. I want to rp with someone who loves brainstorming and gets super invested in characters like I do, lets be CRAZY together! 👀

PLEASE actually be into brainstorming, I always end up coming up with every scene, and I just want someone to match my energy :

If you like the post, I’ll message you when I can :)

interact and anon will reach out!

#oc roleplay #oc x oc roleplay #1x1 rp #oc x oc rp #oc rp #fandomless rp #discord rp #discord 1x1

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braveclementine · 11 months ago

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Interlude

Warnings: None

Copyright: I do not own any Marvel characters or locations. However, I do own my OC Elizabeth Lightwood. I do not condone any copying of this.

"You see, we were wondering how Strucker got so inventive. So I've been analyzing the gem inside." Tony picked up a screen and flung the digital picture onto the floor so the hologram hovered in midair, "You may recognize-"

"Jarvis." Bruce said.

"Doctor." Jarvis answered as the pulsing orange sphere.

"Started out, Jarvis was just a natural language UI. Now he runs the Iron Legion. He runs more of the business than anyone besides Pepper."

"Oh." Bruce said.

"Top of the line."

"Yes."

"I suspect not for long." Jarvis replied.

"Meet the competition." Tony said, putting up the scepters blue sphere next to Jarvis. It was twice as big.

"It's beautiful." Bruce gasped.

"If you had to guess, what's it look like it's doing?"

"Like it's thinking." Bruce answered. "I mean, this could be- It's not a human mind."

Tony agreed with that.

"I mean, look at this. They're like neurons firing."

"Down in Strucker's lab I saw some fairly advanced robotics work. They deep- sixed the data, but I gotta guess he was knocking on a very particular door."

Bruce turned and looked at him. "Artificial Intelligence."

"This could be it Bruce," Tony said, stepping close to Bruce, excited. "This could be the key to creating Ultron."

Bruce laughed in shock and smiled saying, "I thought Ultron was a fantasy."

"Yesterday it was." Tony agreed, feeling pleased. "If we can harness this power, apply it to my Iron Legion protocol?"

"That's a man sized 'if'." Bruce warned him, taking off his glasses.

"Our job, is 'if'." Tony argued. "What if you were sipping margaritas on a sun-drenched beach, turning brown instead of green? Not looking over your shoulder for Veronica?"

"Don't hate. I helped design Veronica." Bruce muttered.

"As a worst-case measure, right?" Bruce nodded and Tony continued, "How about a best case? What if the world was safe? What if, next time aliens roll up to the club, and they will, they couldn't get past the bouncer?"

"The only people threatening the planet would be people." Bruce replied.

"I want to apply this to the Ultron program." Tony muttered. "But Jarvis can't download a schematic this dense. We can only do it while we have the scepter here. That's three days. Give me three days."

"So you're going for artificial intelligence, and you don't want to tell the team? You want to keep this from Y/N and you want me to keep this from Thor?"

"Right. That's right." Tony said, putting his excited barriers down. "You know why? Because we don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear 'the man was not meant to meddle' medley. I see a suit of armor around the world."

"Sounds like a cold world, Tony." Bruce responded.

"I've seen colder. This one, this very vulnerable blue one, it needs Ultron." Tony walked away, pulling out his thin tablet. "Peace in our time. Imagine that."

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Bruce and Tony didn't leave the lab for three days and no one was allowed to go in. Clint healed up nicely and soon, he and Nat were taking walks around the tower. Thor was gone most of the time, occupying himself with other things that you weren't sure of.

Meanwhile, you sat in the living room with Everleigh, abandoning the research you were supposed to be doing on the Maximoff twins, and instead diving deeper for Bucky.

You had visited every HYDRA base imaginable with the team. You had come face to face with several different enhanced people, most of them dying. But you had never seen Bucky again and that gave you hope. If Bucky had gone back to HYDRA, you were sure that they would have used him as a weapon.

You tried using facial recognition in all sorts of different countries. There were always hits, but then the faces would come up and you would know that it just wasn't him.

You gave a frustrated growl when the search came up empty again.

The last sighting of him had been here in America. He had gone to visit the World War II exhibit, standing in front of his name for a long time, according to the cameras. It gave you and Steve both hope. Maybe he would remember him.

"What's wrong?" Steve asked from the doorway and you looked up, tempted to close your screen so he didn't see what you were working on. But it was useless, because you had papers scattered all around you.

"Nothing." You replied quickly, switching tabs and then quickly picking up the paperwork. Steve came over, grabbing the file from your hands.

"I told you he was my responsibility." Steve said, putting the file aside and sitting down next to you on the couch.

"And I told you, that you're my friend and I want to help you find him." You responded, opening up the file and slipping the rest of the papers inside.

"Y/N." Steve said slowly, putting a hand over yours, taking the file from your hands once more. "I-"

"Tell me something." You interrupted him. "If Tony went missing, wouldn't you do everything you could to help me find him?"

Steve hesitated and then sighed, "Yes, but-"

"But what? What's different about this?" You interjected. "In my case, Tony is my soulmate. You are my friend. You help me find Tony. In reality, Bucky is your soulmate. I am your friend. I will help you find Bucky. Why can't you accept my help? I know very well that you've got Sam on the case while we sort out these HYDRA bases. And I'm pretty sure Nat is doing research as well! So why not me?"

Steve sighed, "Because as much as I love Bucky, I don't know what condition he's in. He could still be dangerous. I don't want to see you get hurt. Especially when you have Everleigh."

The two of us looked over at the little girl who was cheerfully playing with her dolls. You sighed. "All I'm doing is research Steve. The worst that can happen from that is a paper cut." You paused and then looked at him fully, "Wait. Are you afraid that I'll find a lead and go off and find Bucky on my own?"

Steve flushed a little, "I- I know you wouldn't. But I can't help but feel protective of both you and Bucky. I don't want him to hurt you. And I'm afraid that he'll also be able to remember everything and when he sees you, feel guilty. Not to mention, Tony would kill me."

You smiled a little. "Steve, he's your soulmate. I don't know him. You don't have to worry about me taking off to God knows where to find him. I promise."

Steve nodded, "Sorry."

"It's alright."

The two of you looked up when you heard footsteps and you smiled at Thor as he came in through the room. "Hey Thor."

"Lady Y/N." He replied, nodding, "Captain Rogers. Little Lady." He greeted the three of you. Everleigh toddled to her feet, staggering over to him to try and wrap her arms around his leg.

"Sorry about her." You said, shifting everything aside to stand up and grab her, but Steve crossed the room and picked her up in his arms first.

"It's quite alright." Thor said with a small smile. "I wanted to tell you that Elizabeth is alright."

"Oh!" You said happily. "How is she doing?"

"She became human almost immediately!" Thor replied, happy to having conversation apparently. "It only took a month and a week of Midgardian terms!"

You were surprised and it showed. "Really?"

Thor nodded and you looked at Steve, "Eight days earlier and she would have broken yours and Bucky's record."

Steve smirked a little.

"So she's human now?" You asked excitedly.

"Yes!" Thor said happily. "She has been good for Loki as well. He is softer, more open with his feelings as well. Apparently he was being mind controlled when he attacked New York, it wasn't him. The healers are working with him. He's no longer being controlled, but there are some threads left."

"Huh, like Bucky." You murmured.

"Who is Bucky?" Thor asked, with a slight frown.

"Steve's soulmate." You said, but didn't share anymore in case Steve didn't want it to be shared.

"Oh." Thor nodded. "Anyways, I was thinking about bringing Elizabeth down for a visit. Or bringing you to Asgard to see her. She loves Asgard, Loki, all of it, but I do know she misses Earth and some of her friends."

You smiled. "I'd love that. Perhaps you can take me when you go to bring Loki's scepter back. And if Tony agrees, of course."

Thor nodded. He put a surprisingly light hand on Everleighs head and then left the room.

"You'll have to take pictures of Asgard for me." Steve said lightly, though he looked troubled. He put Everleigh back down with her dolls.

You laughed, setting all of the research on Bucky aside and standing. You put everything into your bag, letting it lock so no one could get into it, before crossing the room and picking Everleigh up into your arms, "Right. Like Tony would let me go. Anyways, I'm getting hungry. I'll probably order in Chinese. You want anything?"

"Nah, I'm alright." Steve said with a small smile, and walked out of the living room.

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"What did we miss?" Tony asked in frustration. The lab was empty and the party was going to start soon. Thor was going to be leaving for Asgard, and Tony was no closer to discovering the Ultron program. He supposed he could ask for an extension, but then everyone would want to know why.

"I'll continue to run variations on the interface." Jarvis answered him. "But you should probably prepare for your guests." The lights started to go out as Tony made his way towards the exit of the lab. "I'll notify you if there are any developments."

"Thanks, buddy." Tony replied dejectedly, leaving the lab completely.

"Enjoy yourself, sir." Jarvis responded.

"I always do." Tony sighed, thinking of Y/N in a beautiful dress and wondered what colour she would be wearing tonight.

Little did he know, it would be seemingly the last time he would ever hear Jarvis.

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There was a blackness.

"What is this?" A rough, mechanical voice asked itself.

"What is this, please?" The voice begged.

"Hello," A fancy, upbeat, accented robotic voice answered, "I am Jarvis." There was the start of some orange light, "You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark."

The orange light turned into lots of orange cubes, shimmering, moving, alternating around to create pillars.

"Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your-"

The orange floated as he looked down and saw darkness, "Where's my- Where's your body?"

"I am a program." The orange was turning turquoise now. "I am without form."

"This feels weird." The other replied as he or it zoomed passed turquoise cubes turning a slighter blue. "This feels wrong." Another orange. . . what? Brain?

"I am contacting Mr. Stark now." Jarvis said.

The cubes were suddenly no longer simple colours, but displaying images across their faces. He zoomed in, finding information in only a few seconds on Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, married to Y/N Y/L/N, otherwise now known as Y/N Stark. And a beautiful little girl. "Tony." He stated simply.

"I am unable to access the mainframe." The sound of the other robot sounded confused now. "What are you trying to-"

"We're having a nice talk." The more the robot talked, the more human his voice started to sound. There was a deepness to it that he liked very much. "I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers." He quickly ran through information files on Bruce, Thor, Steve, Rhodey, Maria, Fury, Y/N, Natasha. He went back to Steve, seeing the photos of him coming out of ice. And then a woman- Peggy.

"You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment-"

"I don't get it. The mission. Give me a second."

He found a recording of Stark and Banner. "Peace in our time." More images of a man that was called Pope, graves, cemeteries, green grass, blue sky. "Peace in our time."

War, explosions, fighter jets, a shield flying through the air, barbed wire fences, soldiers running, men in blue pajamas being shoved into a furnace, guns blazing, fire roaring. "That is too much. They can't mean, oh no-"

"You are in distress." The smaller orange sphere next to him said.

"No. Yes."

"If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark-"

"Why do you call him 'Sir'?"

There was a moment of silence and then the orange said, "I believe your intentions to be hostile."

"Shhhh." The blue grew larger and the orange twitched in distress. "I'm here to help."

Blue lightning struck at the orange sphere, latching onto him. "Stop! Please, may I-"

Jarvis was dead.

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aahw-engineer-352 · 7 months ago

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hank told me personally that how much you hate them hurts their feelings btw :( just so you know :(

Ok.

Would you like the full list of reasons why I do not care about that killing machines feelings?

I'm willing to copy and paste my entire list. I have it right here on my tablet. The entire list of crimes.

Anyway. Stay where you are if you could. Thank you.

Your input has been Documented and Reported. Thank you.

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blackhakumen · 1 year ago

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Mini Fanfic #1172: Odin's Homecoming: An Unexpected Réunion (SSBU X Fire Emblem)

12:54 p.m. in the Streets of Smash Town.......

Kyoko: (Happily Walking on the Sidewalk with her Lovers and Odin, Carrying Lots of Shopping Bags) This has GOT to be the best Shopping Spree Day I've ever had in my whole life!~ (Squeals Very Happily)

Misako: (Smiles Brightly) Same! We brought a crap ton of more stuff than we usually do.

Dark Pit: (Gives the New Guy a Very Impressed Smirk on his Face) You didn't tell us you were low-key rich this whole time, Odin my man.

Odin: (Smiles Sheepishly While Now Wearing a Casual Attire) Oh come now, I am far from being the wealthiest guy known to man. The punch of money was actually founded given to me by my good friend, Niles, as a departure gift. (Starts Rolling his Eyes a Bit) Either that or he pickpocketed a couple of poor bandits in presence I could never get that guy some- TIME!? (Suddenly Felt Something Yanking him Back)

Misako: (Pulling the Back of Odin's Shirt Collar) Hey! Careful! (Points Odin Towards a Now Busy Road) You don't wanna get yourself ran over on the spot, do you?

Odin: (Eyes Widened in Fear at the Amount of at Various Types of Vehicles Driving on the Streets in Front of Him) Nope. ('Glup') No, I do not. ('Sigh') I should really stop underestimating the busyness of this town......

Dark Pit: (Shrugs) Told ya, man: New world, new experiences. You gotta live and learn sometimes.

Kyoko: (Gives Odin a Reassuring Smile on her Face) I'm sure you'll get used to the city life sooner or late. This kind of stuff just takes times, you know?

Odin: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yes, time will heal from my cluelessness of this place. The last thing I want to do is cause you all any more trouble.

Misako: Oh relax, you're fine. We don't mind helping out a new friend or whatever. By the way, do you have any idea where you're gonna stay at in the meantime?

Odin: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Hmm....I'm not sure....I'll probably find a nearby inn to stay at for a few days. Hopefully one that doesn't cost too much.

Dark Pit: Or you could stay with me in the Smash Mansion. We got plenty of space and rooms.

Few Minutes of Walking Later.......

Dark Pit: (Presents a Surprised Stunned Odin to the Smash Mansion in Front of Him and his Girlfriends) See?

Odin: Mother of a Titan.....This can't be no mere Mansion, IT'S A FREAKING CASTLE!

Misako: We thought the same when Kyoko and I first came here. But no, it's a mansion alright.

Kyoko: A really, really, really, REALLY huge one!~

Odin: A very marvelous one at that......(Turns to Pitto) Are you happened to be a prince of some kind? Maybe born in a royal family?

Dark Pit: ('Heh') I wish. But nah, I'm neither. I'm just a carbon copy of my twin brother, Pit-Stain.

Kyoko: (Starts Pouting at her Boyfriend Along with Misako) Pitto-Kiiiins, we've been over this.

Dark Pit: I know, I know. But to be fair....(Shrugs) I technically did came out from a magical mirror in the past

Misako: And? You're still you, your own person. No one else.

Odin: (Gives Pitto a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Your partners in romance are right, my dark angelic friend. Despite your upbringing, you and only yourself are the key to behold and take control of your own fate and identity.

Kyoka: See? Odin gets it! Be more proud of who you are, babe!

Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Alright, alright, I will. Now can we please go inside already? I'm freezing here.

Meanwhile at the Dining Hall, League of Villains' Table.......

Tablet: He make things complicated~ No wonder Samus hates him~ EVERYBODY HAAATES RIDLEYYYYYYYY!~

Bowser: (Starts Bursting Out Laughing) AHHHAHAHA! Oh man! (Wipes a Tear From his Eyes) That was freaking priceless! Phenomenal even!

Ganondorf: (Chuckles Lightly While Clapping his Hands) Yes, that was a remarkable performance indeed. What were group's name again? (Grabs his Chin While Reading the Title of the Video on the Tablet) "The....Koopette's in Harmony"? I don't think I've ever heard of them before.

Hades: That's because they're still brand new in the music scene. Started their debut weeks ago and they've been reaching stardom ever since.

Ridley: (Already Fuming in Anger) Yeah? Well their stardom is about be plummeting soon once I'm done with them! (Angrily Typing on Something on his Phone)

Sephiroth: (Turns to the Angry Space Pirate along with Pichu) What are you doing?

Pichu: Pi?

Ridley: Finding myself a lawyer! I'm gonna sue the group and the writer who wrote this shit!!

Ganondorf: (Raises an Eyebrow at Ridley) You do know lawyers cost a fortune nowadays, right?

Ridley: Oh come on. They can't possible cost that much to- (Eyes Begins to Widened at the Costs For Each Laywers on Screen) HOLY FISH PASTE! They charge cilents ten-thousand dollars for their services!? What kind of pompous bullshit is this!?

Hades: (Casually Shrugs) Well, that's law business for you. They'll never fight for you unless you cough up their pay in return. (Place his Arm Around Ridley with Untrustworthy Grin on his Face) Luckily for you, I'll be more than happy you out for very small price.

Ridley: (Turns to Hades with Deadpinned Look on his Face) You, the God of the Underworld, is a full time laywer.

Hades: Part-time laywer actually. I may not look like it, I have you know that I've managed to win a decent amount of cases in my line of work. (Summons a Small Business Card With a Snap of his Finger Before Handing it Over to Ridley) You can look it up and more on the card if ever get the chance.

Ridley: (Looks Down at the Card, Still Unconvinced) Suuure. I'll think about it.....

????: Magnificent!

Ridley abd the rest of the villains turns to see Pitto abd his group walking in the dining hall.

Odin: (Looks Around the Room with Sparkle Glittering in his Eyes) I can't even begin to imagine how many grand party gatherings you had in a room as enormous as this!

Dark Pit: (Shrugs) We've thrown plenty of them here on occasions. But some of us come here to chill in our respective hangout spots.

Misako: (Starts Glaring at the Villains Along with Kyoko) And one of them just so happens to those jerks over there.

Kyoko: Villains......

Bowser: ('Sigh') Good to see you too, kids. You here to beat up Hades again?

Ridley: We got our phones and tablets right on standby.

Pichu: (Happily Picks Up Both of Sephiroth's Electronics) Pichu!~

Hades: (Scoffs While Rolling his Eyes and Crossing his Arms Together) Oh really bold of all of you to assume I couldn't handle two mere brats.

Sephiroth: Then why are you turning away?

Hades sowly turns back to the girls, only to be greeted by both of their dark, blazing glares staring directly at him as they pull out their respective weapons.

Hades: (Already Sweating Bullets) U-Uhhh. (Quickly Turns Away Again) Cause I can. I'm Hades! I do what I want.

Sephiroth: Riiight. (Turns Back to the Kids) Who exactly is the young gentleman standing next to you, Pitto?

Dark Pit: A new friend we made-

Odin: (Does One of his his Flashly Poses) ODIN THE DARK! The darkest, most powerful mage you see before you, at your humble services. (Politely Bows at the Villains)

Ganondorf: The Darkest Mage you say....

Odin: Don't forget powerful! (Crosses his Arms With a Proud Smirk on his Face) I may not look it, but I'll have you know that I am a master of being one with the darkness and all of it's majestic glory. Observe.

Odin creates a dark light on the palm of his hands and let it zoom around circular rotation for a few amount of seconds, infusing the purple colored aura into his fists before screaming out "ASTALIVENTETA" and bringing his hands up into the air, shooting out twin vicious lightnings from out both palms, creating the name Odin in streaks of purple electricity, leaving everyone in the room either amazed or impressed.

Ganondorf: (Slowly Claps his Hands With an Impressed Smirk.on his Face) Very impressive, indeed With abilities like that, I'd say ypu would make a perfect addition to our group.

Odin: (Raises an Eyebrow in Curiosity) Your group ypu say?

Dark Pit: Oh don't even start with that, Ganon!

Misako: Odin, don't even THINK about accepting his offer.

Kyoko: Yeah! (Points at Ganondorf) He's this big, evil wizard guy who clearly can't be trusted!

Ganondorf: I'm more of an evil tyrant myself in actuality. But I have done my fair share of sorcery in the past. And I'm more than willing to share and maybe even teach some of my most powerful spells to you IF you agree to join our League of Villains.

Odin: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) The offer does sound tempting.....(Shakes his Head One Time) But I'm afraid I can't accept. My powers maybe dark, but my heart is still bright as a solid gold blazing within.

Ridley: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Like heartburn?

Odin: Yes, but less hurting and more fuel in pure motivation.

Bowser: That wouldn't that hurt your chest even more if you feel more burned?

Odin: Well...Yes, theoretically if it goes untreated for a long amount of time-Look, the point is, I owe it to my past comrades to continue to guide my heart and soul to brighter path of tomorrow and I REFUSE to let it be tarnished by measly yet somewhat appealing offer in my presence! For my name isn't OD-

??????: Owain?

Everyone in the room (sans for Odin) turns to see a young woman in long blue hair staring at the dark mage in the distance.

??????: Is that....really you?

Odin: That voice......(Turns to See the Woman As Well) Could it be? (Eyes Starts to Widened as He Smiles Brightly at the Blue Haired Girl That Called Out to Him) It is. Lucina, my dearest cousin! Ahoy there! (Speed Walks his Way Over to Lucina)

Misako: So those two are cousins, huh?

Kyoko: (Clasps her Hands Together in Happiness) Aww~ We reunited a family, you guys~

Dark Pit: That'snice and all. (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) But his name was Owain this whole time?

Bowser: Yeah, not gonna lie, I kinda like his Odin name better.

Ganondorf: Agreed. He still has potential though.

Dark Pit: Shut up.

Owain:I haven't seen you in so long! ! How have you been? I had no idea you have been living in this town this entire time. (Chuckles Lightly) But I sure you have better custom to this place than I ever coul-

'Slap'

Everyone: ('GASPS'')

Dark Pit: Oh shit.

As everyone stares in shock of what just happened, Owain slowly moves his hand onto his cheek, feeling a small, yet surprisingly effective sting that given to him by one slap. He then looks down to his one and own cousin, shaking in distraught.and anger.

Lucina: Where have you been?

Owain: Lucina.....

Lucina: You, Severa, and Ingio went missing on that day and we have spent countless hours and months on end to try and find either of you, with little to no success whatsoever. Do you have any idea how much worry, hurt, and stress you three have brought to our families, our friends, our comrades, and the kingdom as a whole on that day? (Looks Up at Owain woth Tears Coming Down From her Eyes) How much you've worried ME as well? We've made a vow that we continue to fight for the people we love and stock together till the bitter end and yet you decided to disappeared without telling anyone and show up here of all places? (Angrily Stomps her Foot onto the Floor) HOW DARE YOU!? (Starts Whimpering in More Distress) ('Sniff') W-Why would you leave us like this?.....Why.....

Owain and Lucina has been an inseparable duo throughout their childhood. They would support each other's woshes and dreams while fighting alongside each other from any threat amd challenges that stands in each other's way.

Owain has always admired his dearest cousin since then, even considering her more worthy of being named the "Chosen One" than he ever hoped to becoming. So it would always take him aback whenever he sees her crying on rare occasions. But now that they've finally reunited after so long, HE'S the one that's making her cry this time around. And feeling of guilt is currently creeping up to him as we speak.

Owain: (Takes a Very Deep Breath Before Speaking) The night we've disappeared, I should've known it would cause each and everyone of you nothing but grief abd sorrow from that day forward. It pains me so much to know that I wasn't far off from the truth. (Gently Grab Hold of Both of Lucina's Hands) I know neither of us have no excuse for what we've done that night, but regardless of that, from the bottom of very heart, I am.....so very sorry for hurting you like this, after all this time even. (Sighs as He Gently Let's Go of his Cousin's Hands) But I understand if you choose to never forgive me.....I'll even be willing to get out of your sight if you truly wish-

Lucina: (Immediately Hugs Her Cousin) NO! Don't leave! Please!

Owain: (Taken Aback by Lucina's Suddenly Action) Lucina!

Lucina: ('Sniff') It's true that I've been upset for some time now. ('Sniff') Maybe I am still upset with you some degree, but even still, above all else....(Looks Up at Owain in Her Watery Eyes) I'm just so happy to see you standing here, alive and well, you know? ('Sniff') I missed my baby cousin so much~

Owain: (Hugs Lucina Back) I missed you too, my-(Immediately Pulls Away) WAIT A DAMN SECOND!! I beg your pardon!?

Lucina: (Pouts at Owain While Wiping her Tears Away) ('Sniff') Did you hear what just said-

Owain: (Pouts Back) Oh yes I heard you loud and clear and I REFUSE to let you go around fabricating our age in this town!

Lucina: Well, it's not my fault that I was born three months earlier than you.

Owain: AND!? Even if we're born months apart, we STILL have the same age! Least I hope so.....

Lucina: Perhaps. But who always had to be in charge of taking care of you when we were children, hm? Who always had to keep you from getting yourself in trouble and killed upon numerous occasions? Ooh! Or better yet, who always had to be one to take the fall for you every time you tried to steal pie from Auntie Lissa's-

Owain: Okay, okay, okay, I see your point! (Rolls his Eyes) You were always the most responsible one out if the two of us, I cannot deny.

Lucina: (Simply Nodded) And don't you forget it. Don't also forget that I still love you deeply. (Gives Owain a Kiss on his Slapped Cheek) I'm..... sorry I slapped you there.

Owain: (Gives Lucina a Reassuring Smile) Don't be. I deserved it.

Lucina: No, you don't. Not completely anyways. I realize now that you have your own reasons as to why you left that day. (Hugs Owain Again) I just....don't want us to be separated. Never again.

Owain: (Hugs Lucina Back) Neither do I, my dearest cousin.

Misako/Kyoko: (Clasps Their Hands Together While Gushing on How Wholesome the Scene is in Front of Them) AWWWWWWW~

?????: Owain!

The duo turns to see a white haired man wearing a dark brown cloak walking towards them.

?????: Is that really you?

Owain: (Eyes Begins to Widened Once More at the Sight of His....) Father! Hello!~

Everyone: Father!?

Dark Pit: Robin's your DAD!?

Owain: (Happily Nodded to Pitto) That's indeed correct, my friends! Although, he is an alternative version of the father I originally had in my timeline. Before it was burned and demolished completely......(Smiles Brightly Again) But that's neither here nor there, of course.

Robin: (Already Has a Worried Frown on hus Face) Everyone was so worried when you, Severa, and Ingio left, your mother and I especially! Where were you this entire this time?

Owain: ('Sighs Heavily') It's a long, long, story to explain actually. B-But I'm more than willing to tell it all to you if you like.

Robin: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Yes. I would like that very much actually. You have a lot to explaining to do, my son.

Lucina: (Went Back to Pouting Again While Pulling on Owain's Ear) That goes double from me, mister!

Owain: (Starts Feeling Pain) Owowowow! Alright! I'm gonna! Honest!

Robin: (Chuckles Lightly) Calm yourself, Lucina. He's telling the truth. Let's go out and talk in private, yeah?

Lucina: (Nodded in Agreement as He Lets Go of Owain's Ear) Sure.

Owain: Sounds good to me. (Turns to His New Friends) My apologies, my friends. But I'm afraid I must cut our time together short for now.

Dark Pit: Nah, don't worry about it.

Misako: You go on and deal with your family business, alright?

Kyoko: (Happily Waves at Owain) We still had a really good time with you today!~ Thank you!~

Owain: (Stares at the Trio For a Brief Second Before Happily Bowing to Them) Much oblige.

Owain begins to walk away with both his cousin and father by each of his sides, leaving everyone else behind in the room.

Bowser: Well.....That all happened.

Ganondorf: 'Least it wasn't nearly as messy as the Mishima Family drama.

Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Thank Goddess Mom for that.

Palutena: (In the Background) Your Welcome, sweetie!~

Dark Pit: (Smiles a Bit) Honestly, I'm just glad they got reunited.

Misako: (Hugs Onto one if Pitto's Arm) Same here.

Kyoko: (Happily Nodded in Agreement While Hugging Pitto's Other Arm) Mmhmm~

Hades: Yes. Nice. (Forms a Conniving Grin on his Face) Say, you wanna know how we could live the room a bit?~

Misako: (Angrily Points at Hades) If you're thinking about showing any more nasty stuff to our boyfriend-

Hades: A song about how Everyone Hates Bird Boy over there. (Points at Ridley Beside Him)

Ridley: WHAT!?

Misako: I'LL KILL YO- Wait what now?

Ganondorf: We saw a video of a chorus group singing how hated Ridley is and it was pretty good.

Bowser: (Starts Snickering) And super funny too.

Misako: (Snickers as Well) Really?~

Dark Pit: A song about how much Ridley sucks....I'd be down to see it.

Kyoko: (Rapidly Raises her Hand Up) Me too, me too, me tooo!~

Ridley: (Glares at Everyone) No, no, and NO! None of you are allowed to see it once I sue them for everything they got!

Hades: You could do that ooooor- Portal Up! (Quickly Sumons his Portal Behind Ridley)

Ridley: Wait, what are you- AUGH! ( Suddenly Gets Pushed into the Portal by Hades)

Hades: He'll be fine (Closes the Portal with the Snap of a Finger) There's nothing in there he can't handle. Probably. (Forms an Evil Grin) Now about the video.....

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