#hate it thanks

[st-louis]

danny b signing marc staal yet another reminder that none of these guys give a shit about anything if they feel it helps the team. 👍 like it’s even going to help the team. completely fucking cooked homophobe. thanks. amazing. wonderful.

[statichvm]

brother the restless legs are restless legging tonight

[schadentekkers]

zack wrestling action andretti on aew television........

[morethanastrangerlessthanafriend]

Diary entry 1

People have told me that memory worsens with age. I don’t think it’s Age’s fault. I think it’s Doubt, Regret, Fear, Shame, Sadness, Fragility, Anger and Desperation who do the worsening. And now I’m not scared of Age anymore. I’m scared of my own Feelings. My biggest fear is that all of those things I felt for you back then when you made me feel Love for the first time will somehow turn themselves around and try to destroy the image of you. You, dearest angel, will be turned into a devil. I’m prepared for death but I will never be prepared to make you villainous.

[walriding]

what jewel are your bones made of?

PEARL

you are a bit of an open wound. ⍜ the pain won’t kill you like you think it will, let yourself bear it and you’ll find you can ⍜ you might even find that the world is a lot more than your oyster. ⍜ reticent (unwillingly so), passive, introverted ⍜ resilient, generative, adaptable ⍜ you hold the ability to create and recreate the world around yourself

tagged by: @mslangermann ty uwu tagging: @losthacketteer or @thomasrekowicz or both!!, @dualgraced​, @melicra​, @paledeath​, steal it and tag me pls <3

[m0th--teeth]

who are the blogs at the top of my mobile app. what are u people doing in my house!!?

[agnetafrieberg]

i’m so messed up that i still feel messed up even when i’m high

[milobyelo]

I will never forgive you guys for making my most like post now that stupid SNL comment I literally just quoted him and the quote wasn’t even right I can’t believe this

[cloudyydraws]

UY! PHILIPPINES!!!! PHILIPPINES!!!!

[dameronalone]

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

[donothello]

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and they'll be together forever! :]

foreshadowing

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

[mckitterick]

McSweeney's: doing the lord's work

full listing here on the McSweeney's website: X

free .pdf version (it's really that long): X

[doesephs]

jean moreau came back to himself in pieces

[modmad]

hey I really hate doing self publicity bUT. FOLKS WE NEED TO MOVE THESE BOOKS or there won't be room in the Topatoco warehouse for TPoH volume 4, which we plan to kickstart later this year- so yeah!

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don't miss the opportunity, there's only a limited number left and they're really gorgeous guys seriously ya gotta get in on this

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