#hazbin hotel smash

[pacoholin]

Me: "I will never again have feelings for a guy shorter than me for sure."

*Lucifer Morningstar aka The short king appeared*

Me:

[spacehero-23]

"your first wife didn't seem to hate what i had to offer"

lord.

[chubs-deuce]

this is one of the fanarts I've made for the lovely @hazbinhobo's fic A Tail of Beignets' final chapter as they were kind enough to let me read a version of it early! :D

If you enjoy some good silly fluff and sexual tension for this ship then I highly recommend giving it a read, this fic is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish!

What I personally love about it is that it's so abundantly clear that the author had a blast writing it, the jokes land, the dialogue is so charming and it also manages to establish a feeling of missing context for certain background shenanigans without making the fic feel incomplete or poorly done.

This is also why I'm especially looking forward to reading Alastor's POV when the fic for it drops later today, so keep on the lookout for that! :D

It has been a joy and honor to tag along for the process of this fic and make art for it <3

[tokufan400]

Smash or Pass: Charlie Morningstar and Vaggie

[weedlieweedlie]

I saw someone do a screenshot redraw, so I think thought I'd do my own :D

Should I color it? Idk I think it would make it look weird lol

[lottiethroughthelookingglass]

Worsties outfit swap ✨

[lunee-bat]

Guess what I had art block and made a kid for my notp and now the art block’s fixed and I got a free au out of it

(there’s more weird art under the cut)

Common whizbang w

She’s a cervitaur bc I’m embracing the cringe and thought Lucifer’s wack genetics would meet up with Alastor’s and remember Charlie’s and say “let’s square the hooves on this one!!” so here we are

Anyway,,,enemies to coparents shenanigans,,

They’re trying their best

I promise,,

[mmaaawww]

all you say is "blah, blah"

(all they say is "na na na na na")

lilith eve adam lucifer

🎶girls — marina🎶

part 2. eden foursome

part 1

[alastor-simp]

Kiss, Marry, and Smash - Hazbin Hotel

I refuse to do a kiss, marry, kill, so here is a kiss, marry, smash instead. Comment your answers below!

[m3lodyxo]

Saw your post about Adam being a horndog and let me confess….. that man definitely has a breeding kink. He tries to hide it but it’s so obvious

Breeding was one of his only jobs. Like, realistically speaking, he definitely has one. If not since the dawn of time, then he definitely developed one in between one of his and Eve's children.

And with how he presumably sleeps around in heaven, it's implied that at least he has a VERY HIGH libido, which further proves my point.

[shootinwebs]

( NSFW implied )

vaggie: hey, if angel and husk's loud-ass smanging is bothering you, we could always ask angel to move his room to a different hallway. (not like we could ever fix the mess you made of your ugly-ass room, so...)

alastor: honestly? it doesn't phase me all that much. as delightfully cruel as i am, it's nice to know husk is finding some respite within the miserable afterlife i've ensured for him.

vaggie: ...that actually makes you sound even worse somehow.

alastor: aw, don't make me blush!

[pacoholin]

They're confused 🍄🍎

[therealmofamorus]

Smash or Pass: Emily of Hazbin Hotel

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

During the final fight with Grima

Grima: Ok, seriously. How many of you worms do I have to fight?!

Chrom: Oh, I’m the only one that matters. You messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK you!

Grima: *look of disgust*

Robin: *raises suggestive eyebrow*

Morgan: *looks despairingly at Robin*

Tharja: Well this just got interesting

Lucina: … It’s “fuck you up”, Dad.

Chrom: Wait, what’d I say?

[tokufan400]

Smash or Pass: Demon Mode Charlie

[pageofheartdj]

I don't want to start shit, but it really irks me, so I want to vent anyway.

People claim Alastor is sex-repulsed because he rejects Angel's advances.

But what do we see with Pentious?

His rejection is even more vivid. But later?

It's almost like people usually want to have sex with someone they like.

Sure there are people who wouldn't mind having sex with a stranger or someone they barely know. But that doesn't mean that if you are not ready to jump into bed immediately you are sex repulsed.

I do not remember people commenting on Pentious claiming he is sex repulsed. Only Alastor. Why? Is it because he is ace? His averseness to fuck someone he knows for a week suddenly makes him sex repulsed because he is asexual and all asexuals are sex repulsed?

Upd. (It was also about him being touch-averse which is ALSO not connected to sex and we already saw that Alastor is not 100% always aversed. He has tight boundaries)

Upd 2. ( I was so angry I forgot about freaking Husk xD Who was constantly annoyed by Angel's advances. Again, no one even blinked at that)

*sigh* This is why I am even more vocal about canonically ace characters to be somewhere else on spectrum. To be grey, demi, anything! Because this stereotype is tiring. Bigots hate repulsed aces because we are freaks who don't want to fuck. But then queer community hates non-repulsed aces because we are not stereotypes.