#he can't help it

[nerdpoe]

Stop Having a Concussion and Get us Home!

Tim works as the CEO of Wayne Enterprises. Tim has a secretary, and then he has another one to help her because holy shit, the amount of crap Tam puts up with is insane and she needs an assistant of her own.

Tim's second secretary is one Danny Fenton.

Tim, Tam, and Danny are the last ones in Wayne Enterprises, as the building had to be evacuated due to Superman being mind-controlled and targeting major corporations.

Superman targets Wayne Enterprises.

Tim looks out the window as he his secretaries make their way towards the emergency exit, and there he is.

Floating there.

Staring at him.

Tim swears he can see his Uncle Clark sobbing as his eyes heat up.

Then Danny grabs him, yanks him into the stairwell, and just as the building starts to crumble around them, shoves both Tim and Tam into a glowing green portal.

Danny takes a blow to the head.

They land on a floating island, in a swirling vortex of green, and the one who got them there is unconscious on the ground with a nasty headwound.

Meanwhile, after the Justice League manages to snap Superman out of it, the man throws himself at Batmans feet and just...sobs.

Breaks.

They get the story in bits and pieces.

Tim was in the building, still. The burning, twisted wreckage of Wayne Enterprises.

And Clark can't hear his heartbeat anymore.

@simplestoryteller

[whoisspence]

reid: i won't say i told you so

morgan: thank you kid

prentiss: we appreciate-

reid: but i did inform you both thoroughly

[cinamun]

Teleportation | Next

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

A Friend of Mine (2006) Daniel Brühl as Karl

Just Daniel being hot when the scene doesn't call for it.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Is there anything the fairy's like to do together when they can? Like a game or activity to spend time together? Is there one they each enjoy the most or are the best at?

Absolutely!

They love playing all sorts of games together. Games such as stone skipping, tickle tag, and their favorite- hide and seek.

Sundrop is always easy to find, because his giggling gives him away.

[arieswritez]

HII! i just wanna start out by saying I absolutely adore and love your mark fics so much, I’ve been eating them up 🫶. but i wanted to ask, in your yan! mark alphabet, you said mark would be more rough if you’re on the masculine side. do you think you can go more into that?

hi :v!!!

i think mark would be rougher w a 'partner' (partner in quotes cause he's holding you hostage 🤭) who's masc because of daddy issues. . basically LMAOO.

if we're talking about alternate!mark, despite the fact that they took over the planet: he still feels the need to prove himself to his dad.

he may not show it but he still holds a lot of anger towards nolan. if their fight still happened in that timeline, mark finds himself having nightmares about his dad above him, pummeling him into that mountain and he wakes with a start before his dad can deliver the last fatal blow.

it causes friction.

maybe nolan and him bump heads from time to time. heated arguments and icy glares in which mark is always the first to back down on. because the truth of the matter is that mark is afraid of his father. and sometimes he wonders if they're real partners or if what they've got is more of an uneasy truce.

regardless, conquering earth is something mark is letting his father do because he wants his approval.

he wants to be just like him.

of course, that insecurity - that resentment - bleeds into his other relationship w men or masc!presenting individuals. it's an ego thing. a need to puff out his chest and show that he's stronger than said person. that he's better. that he can bring them to their knees.

he's going to take out his frustrations and do to you what he couldn't do to nolan.

sigmund freud would have a field trip with alt/yan!mark i'm telling you.

it gets him so, so hard to see someone who's supposed to be strong reduced to whimpers and tears. he loves to tear them apart and watch as they try to pick up the pieces, only to fail in doing so. to watch them become an empty shell of what they used to be. he wants to be the reason you wake up in a cold sweat at night.

he really is his daddy's son 😞🫶🏽

also good luck if you're taller or just slightly bigger than him in any way. . let's not even mention if you're older. . it's NOT gonna be fun. for you, anyway.🤭

[campfireofdreams]

romance peaked here

[thebigolbee]

Little gift for @super-shishkebab of her OC Purslane, feat. Marlow in his jammies for some reason 💜

Purslane is such a cutie rapscallion I just love her whole scene

[misc-obeyme]

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE I must see this silly little demon purr, I must!

It would be so cute. Just like how you can't move when a cat is sitting on you, if Barbatos was leaning on me or something while purring I'd be frozen for eternity.

I actually injured my nose a few years ago, so now when I'm sleeping, it apparently sounds like I'm purring. As much as I would love to talk about MC purring... Barbatos is better.

You're so right. He would be INCREDIBLY embarrassed. At first, I think I'd tease him about it, but I wouldn't go too far. I'd try to comfort him when he ultimately goes bright red. Wouldn't stop petting him, though 😈

Okay but you purring in your sleep sounds absolutely adorable~

And I kinda think Barbatos would love it. Like maybe you're all snuggled up together in his bed and he's trying not to fall asleep because he just likes to listen to your sleep-purr. Eventually he can't help himself and starts purring along with you. Then he does fall asleep because the double purring would be so relaxing.

But if you're awake at the time of his purring, I also think he'd protest if you stopped or moved away. Like hey, you pspspsps'd him over here, now you gotta stay put until he's had his fill of purring and petting, that's just how it works!

Not that any of us would have a problem with that. It'd absolutely be like when a cat Chooses You and gets comfy on your lap, like you know you aren't going anywhere and the cat knows it, too.

Barbatos is embarrassed, but he's also got you captive. He's gonna take advantage of all those MC snuggles, maybe even steal some kisses...

[tzschixel]

Carlitos Monte-Carlo pre-match press & ATP biggest secret behind the scene

Just about mega thousand beams of sun in one person

[grease-weasel]

10 luck squad @nuka-goblin

he got caught sneaking looks at the cards 😔😔

[insanityisdivine]

Prettier than you

[almightaylor]

i can’t be the only one who caught his gay ass quick glancing at those massive man tiddies

[vladdyissues]

If GrownUp!Danny will be higher than Vlad then these Vlad-slut screencaps would be in use, don't you think so?

I think Vlad's gonna be a slut no matter what Danny's height is ¬‿¬

"Guilty as charged!"

[cybernightart]

MY FNAF AU FUNTIME FREDDY (Alistair) CONTENT!!!!

2 versions of a human Alistair drawing and a comic!

Blood warning on the second image!

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Spooky boi

And comic!

No matter how hard he tries, Alastair sucks with kids...

No kids may be scared of him in universe he would be very popular on tiktok and Tumblr, the sheer amount of simping edits would be scary. I also was informed today that he fits the Tumblr sexy man trope XD

Little tidbit of lore

Basically until he was found and remodeled he had never performed in front of kids at all as he'd been trapped in an underground storage facility essentially alone for a really really long time, so he's not the best when it comes to social interaction. Into his struggle to entertain children he sometimes feels like he is a failure of a Freddy, when he gets like this he'll hide away from everyone as even though he's gotten really friendly with all of these new fun times and other animatronics he still isn't comfortable being vulnerable with them, except for Bannister. Bannister (funtime bonnie) always is able to find him and comfort him, bannister knowing him far too well at this point for Alistair to be able to hide from him.

[div-divington]

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