#he looks FOINE in this episode

[anguishmacgyver]

[nellielsss]

Bleach Men I'd do Until Sunrise

Since my summer classes are over, I can FINALLY go back to thinking about more important things, like all the bleach men I want in me. Here's the full list and reasons why 😘 Bleach is also the only Big 3 anime with consistently fine men, and that's a HUGEEE bonus for me

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

A man with muscles is always gonna do it for me every time. Kubo but his entire pussy into his design of Grimmjow like his appearance>>> the hollow mask, the blue hair, the natural eyeliner, so what if he has a hole in his abs?! I'm still putting it down on him 😻 also LOOK AT THAT FERAL SMILE OF HIS oh I know he's a FREAKKKK in bed (he and my self-insert are also married and have an arrancar-soul reaper kid)

2. Kensei Muguruma

I have a problem when it comes to ISTP men who are stoic but also easy to fluster... it may be the ENTJ in me but I'll always love me an ESTP/ISTP man, the brute + confident and strong diva duo will always do it for me every single time without failure, also, again, MUSCLESSS!! I need to be taken to paris by him and Grimmy

3. Cang Du

The man himself who inspired Toji... even though his body's not as built as Toji's, he's still so fine! He's also one of the only non-female Quincies I like (the other one being Äs Nödt but I like him for his creepy he is) anyways he also has some muscle on him + he's not as loud and cocky as the other quincies (yes, I know Grimmjow doesn't shut up, but he's mega foine so he gets a pass)

4. Shūhei Hisagi

Again w the dark-haired muscular men!! Unlike the others, who are mainly known for being tsundere/stoic men, Hisagi has sm cute little moments in the show, like all his moments with Rangiku are so adorable like I'd love flustering this man to death!! (Kubo needs to give him more battles that he wins bc why he he constantly losing every single one 💀)

5. Kaien Shiba

Yet another dark-haired man! Who would've guessed?! anyway, I looooveee his little mentor moments with Rukia, but the little amount of screentime he got in the series was so annoying, especially given how handsomeee this man is with his lil mullet like please return in a flashback idk

6. Ichigo Kurosaki

Ofc, the protagonist of the series gets to be on this list... I didn't find him THAT cute early on in the series, but now that he's drawn better and has more muscle (I'm a fiend for muscles), he's wayyy hotter, also his little mullet moments were soooo UGH please Orihime Inoue my queen make him bring back the mullet, plus his drip/casual outfits are UNMATCHEDD ABSOLUTELY UNMATCHED

Anyway that's all! At least until I watch more episodes...

[lingle-dingle]

How tf did Netflix ATLA make the show sexist by, “removing the sexism.”

😭😭😭

What is with the Suki/Sokka romance? Why is Suki immediately down for him? Immediately when she started liking him after he got humbled?

Where’s Katara’s feminist rant opening Aang? Like we miss the symbolism of Katara’s fight against sexism and for equality opening the possibility for balance in the world as a whole. Why does Katara kinda suck?

Why did Azula have her hair down for her intro? She’s never shown with her hair down except in the scene where Zuko wakes her up asking why she said he killed the avatar and in the final where she’s losing her cool. A big part of Azula is her being calm, cool, and collected. Never having a hair out of place.

Why is Azula seeming to imply she’s jealous of Zuko and resents her father for keeping her in the Fire Nation? Azula is the golden child and she’s desperately fighting to be anything but Zuko. She can’t be, “like Zuko.”

Where’s the Pippinpaddleopsicopolis scheme?

Why does Appa look like his, “Lost Days,” self all the time? Appa looks fuckin HAGGARD. Appa looks like he’s been on a hell of a meth bender.

Why does Zuko sound like he’s about to cry half of the time? Zuko was a grouchy hothead, not a spoiled brat?

Why is Aang’s staff a dowel rod with a brown cube? Why does he use it to fly like once?

Why did they do Gyatso dirty? He took out like 100 firebenders, he certainly didn’t get doodooed on by 5 unnamed firebenders.

Why are they in Omashu before the Northern Water Tribe?

Why does Zuko still have two eyebrows? That scar side one should be gone.

Why is Teo straight up homicidal? Mood, but gahhdamn.

The effects are pretty good, the fighting is cool, the casting was amazing, the acting could have been better, Cabbage Man slayed as per usu, some of the changes they made really did make sense and work but there were quite a few that just didn’t.

The final product is giving, “Really Good Student Project.”

Jett is FOIN FINE tho so there’s that.

I’m on episode 4 so there’s still more time; perhaps it’ll get better.

[marmie-noir]

Here for my weekly what did u think of the new tulsa king episode question and my ggggrrr Mitch is so cute and so handsome i can’t do it anymore comment 🤪

MITCH IS LOOKING SO FOINE.

Him sassing Dwight about his health?

I also would do HORRIBLE crimes to see Mitch in a hoodie with a hat, working on something. Idk why but the idea of the sleeves pushed up to his elbows while he does something, like, idk, stealing car parts? I would have been barking at the TV with my actual dogs. Also Paramount, what are Mitch's tattoos? I'm tryna see something.

Also, how he CHARMED the car salesman? AFTER robbing him? Mitch you demon, I love you.

Also, I like the Jellyroll moment, and how it showed Mitch and Grace were cool and tbh I love Grace so I was down for that.

Overall, I'm curious as to where this is going. Is Mitch going to buy the car lot? What is the deal with Tina? I'm unsure and I wanna know.

[thoroughlymodernminutia]

Y’all he’s gonna be back for a 3rd episode of SVU 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I believe it will be episode 12on Feb. 2nd. Depending on which camp you’re in, this is either a) good news and you’re welcome or b) bad news and I’m sorry.

But he’s looking foine. This outfit…I mean come on.

You guys

[writing-reaper]

Crosshair

Crosshair

Crosshair

(Spoilers episode 12)

MAYDAY?! I LOVED YOUR DYNAMIC WHY TF YOU DIE?!

Im assuming Crosshair is either where Nala Se is.

Also, “dead weight”

I fucking knew Crosshair would end up carrying back Mayday by the end of the episode.

I got way too excited when he shot the lieutenant.

AND

and!

The regret!

Oh that beautiful brotherly regret for both Mayday and the Bad Batch.

BABY FUCKING HESITATED WHEN ASKED HIS NAME, so sad.

Also:

WEAKNESS

ABILITY WEAKNESS

Love that.

The way he flinched back and had to rub his eyes at the sudden explosion while he was looking through his heat vision thingamabob.

Beautiful.

Love it.

Soooo excited for the next episode and soooo excited for them all to reunite and soooo excited to see his escape, if he does at all this season.

WE ONLY HAVE FOUR EPISODES LEFT

And according to the internet the last release day is the 29th which means we’re probably getting one episode next week and one on the next then two on the 29th.

Either way, super excited and I hope you all enjoyed that episode as much as I did <3

Also Mayday is foine

BYE!

[notallwonder]

...here we go... Criminal Minds 16x07 "What Doesn't Kill Us", directed by the lovely Aisha Tyler. I've been looking forward to this (at my own peril)!

Spoilers + nonsense under the cut...

oh I love this stupid show

I also love PB's voice in the previouslies (and in anything)

lol "SOMEWHERE IN WEST VIRGINIA"

oh nightmare. these types of buried alive plots always give me the heebie jeebies

dafuq? is she like in the air ducts? dafuq? screaming? eeep

WTAF IS GOING ON - so this crimey part has me hooked

HELLO HOTTIE!!! *waves*

oh..."a development"...

Attorney General time! pls be CCH Pounder pls pls

"after being assaulted, drugged, and killed in the line of duty, what's the worst that could happen?" LOOOLLLLL

okay, not CCH Pounder but still an authoritative Black woman as Attorney General

Aw, Dave. capisce?

Okay. First of all. AG calls our resident hottie by her first name. I am inclined to believe this means maybe they have some prior acquaintance, or the AG makes a point of knowing her people well (plus Emily is Bigfoot LegendaryTM). Secondly...Prentiss, really putting yourself on the line here offering your resignation! And Dougie boy backs her up, for the first time ever.

AG is right they have been getting tunnel vision. But also - they just had 2 agents blown up on the Sicarius case. Seems...appropriate to focus on it. ANyway

omg Emily's face - hilARIOUS expression. must rewatch 5 times.

(this feels like the episode that PB tweeted about shooting a while back, where she had to run around with a gun in a hospital in high heels)

return of awful expositional dialogue. my fav

WE'RE NOT SHORTHANDED EMILY??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IS SOMEONE ELSE HEEEEEREEE?

(I paused it here to cross my fingers for Agent Jordan Todd)

oh boohoo that was a waste of pausing. so we've conscripted Mr. Noodle. But like...does he have any investigative skills? I thought we agreed he was a hedge fund manager with a badge...I mean I know that was just a put down but...

Powerpoint Presentation Ken Doll Director Bailey is not the humor I wanted or needed. (Prentiss' sidelong glance at Rossi is a teeny bit funny)

Hmmmmm. Emily throws Noodle a bone, asking him to keep tabs on missing persons reports. A little thaw between them, since he's shown himself to be more on her side. I approve. BUT it makes me a teensy bit nervous that they might eventually smush these two characters together in a non-platonic sorta way. Hoping not.

Aw, the family that jokes about murder together...ruh roh.

"real reason" - did Elias kill his parents?

Aw, the family that fantasizes about murder together...ruh roh.

Luke is lookin' FOIN in that leather jacket this ep

"double boss" lol yes

Ok, may I just say, thank you to wardrobe for putting Prentiss in something other than those super wide-leg slacks once again? The wide-leg slacks looked great, don't get me wrong. But they're a different vibe (and I guess not as good for field work as jeans/skinny whatevers) (although we all know CARGO PANTS would be better for field work!! PLEASE UNIVERSE GIVE ME BACK THE CARGO PANTS)

And here we have a perfectly serviceable conversation among the BAU ladies (minus Tara) (plus a noodle). Yes, it's case-related. I still hope for an actual conversation between JJ and Emily that has something to do with not murder. But the vibes of this convo are great - upbeat, well-oiled machine and all that. Doesn't feel weird to me at all.

OKAYYYYYYY AHAHAHAA this scene!! I love it! *heart eyes emoji* Angry Emily! Emily & Garcia rapport! Garcia is funny but also came to her senses (SORT OF)!! Consequences! But yeah, that could be majorly problematic in a prosecution.

It feels like Noodle is working on his investigative Boy Scout badge. ...what, was he inspired by watching Emily's performance?

WAIT A SECOND. There was a jemily GLANCE!!! hallelujah, my lowest bar dreams have come TRUE!!! *dancing in the streets*

I still don't know quite what to make of Dougie Noodle's transformation into a sympathetic (?) ally... but I'm not alone in that, as evidenced by that glance between JJ and Emily. (y'all they did it! they did it! they glanced!)

the crimey wimey part is CREEPIN ME OUT BIG TIME

sigh of relief, Moose's owner is NOT dead! lucky girl.

this is an episode in which our heroes talk to each other, and I am here for it! Penelope supporting Tara. And then promptly fucking up her own life choices. Oh, babygirl. :)

Ugh Doug NOodle, that was SO CHEESY. "An FBI agent once told me..." I was ALMOST starting to like you.

Funny how they write the university admin guy objecting to sending personnel records to the FBI as a "liability issue" and not on the grounds that it's essentially a huge fishing expedition by the FBI from which the university might be inclined to protect its employees and students (lol, in a world different from the one in which we live).

ruh roh...Sicarius seems to be hurtling toward a break, a... devolution if you will

creepy fairy lights in the air duct, awesome, hate it. aw man this is fucked up. oh jesus that is way more than a lil cat-o-nine tails my god

this scene with Tara and Moose Girl is like...awkward. And sweet. Reminds me of my religious days lmao.

C'mon Penelope! Do the mature thing! OR, do the not mature thing! Pen's character development post-BAU strikes me as kind of a delayed adolescence. She's leaning into being more assertive and impulsive (and prioritizing her own pleasure). So it's perfectly understandable that she doesn't *want* to end things with Tyler. But girl, the investigation is on the line and that's a pretty big deal. What are you gonna do? (She does the right thing)

Yeah, Voit is LOSING IT. He obviously cares about his family but like... push comes to shove he's gonna kill them.

this girl Grace is METAL. it's nice to see the victims fighting back more effectively

Doug Noodle in a polo shirt? Now Kevlar??

(side note: Hogan's Alley reminiscing makes me think of Derek Morgan, of course. "out there, in the field, sorry doesn't bring people back!")

cringey feeling: WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH PRENTISS AND BAILEY. are they becoming friends. okay that's a little cute. I just...I have trust issues, lol.

hohoHO "Come and get it, motherfucker." I felt that

actually I think it says a lot that Prentiss would go into a dangerous situation with Noodle on her six. She trusts him more than she did (or she'd rather he be her liability and no one else's?). And...where's JJ? Rossi and Luke went to other location, is JJ part of the backup? Oh JJ was sent to find the guy's ex. (that noodle better not friendly fire my love Emily Prentiss!!)

oh SHIT Emily you're going in ALONE??? baby nooo. I mean, you're super capable and a complete badass. but....be safe

Dougie Noodle's FBI coming of age is I'm sorry just a touch too melodramatic for me.

I naively thought this might be a Will free episode, completely forgot Josh Stewart's name in the credits up top LOL

How come everyone is getting haircuts all the time? Even Tyler Green looked freshly shorn or combed or whatever. I am so confused about the timeline of these episodes. Maybe men's hair styles just confound me?

An "adult supper" LOL

not Tara looking pensively at Willifer from afar as if they are #couple goals !

Unfortunately Tyler looks goofy with his hair combed.

Oh, Come On. "You made me want to live again" layin' it on thick there buddy. Unfortunately it seems to be Working. aaaagh

I can't tell if this is illicit yet sweet or if this is Jason Clark Battle coffee shop setup #2. I think it's supposed to be read as romantic? I was praying Derek Morgan would burst through the front door like the Kool-Aid Man to put a stop to this.

I think I don't like how this was intercut/edited - Rossi zeroing in on Sicarius with Voit digging up a kill kit. It's novel at least - I don't remember seeing this style in any other CM ep. But it feels weirdly extra?

Okay, overall, I liked the episode. It wasn't all that great frankly, but the crime was creepy as hell if underdeveloped. The worst sins are the criminal lack of screen time for Luke Alvez (he has been far and away the most underutilized of the whole cast), and the progression of the Tyler/Penelope situation. At least that will lead to more dramatics down the road. I'm not wild about how that storyline requires PG to have rather cavalierly tucked away her professionalism (such as it is), but to me it is not a wild departure from her prior characterization. We've seen her make big mistakes before when blinded by romance, mistakes which have also impacted her work (remember the RPG knight she was gettin' romanced by that hacked the BAU? granted...that was a million years ago in season 1). And sometimes people jangle our chemicals and we do crazy shit. It's kind of interesting, from a Penelope character perspective.

This episode had plenty of Prentiss, for which I am always glad, and it was kind of nice to see her dynamic with Bailey continue to shift. I don't really think that will tip into messed up heterosexual shenanigans territory but I admit to being paranoid about the possibility. Emily is way too familiar with the realities (headaches!) of intra-Bureau "liaising" not to mention I think she looks at Bailey as a young man in need of guidance/training. I was disappointed that Tara didn't have any conversations with Rebecca (not even a voicemail!), but I can wait. JJ and Emily felt more normal with each other, which was welcome. This episode was juggling too much, but that's the price of admission it seems with how they are trying to tell the unsub's story plus team lives etc. I'm glad they got renewed because I've basically given up hope on seeing Prentiss' personal life this season. *maybe* in the next season. And last - Derek Morgan was top of mind for me. It was nice to have his imaginary cameos, both in Emily's memories of Hogan's Alley and in his capacity as Penelope Garcia sense-talker.

WOW I DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THERE WAS A "POST"-CREDITS SCENE WTF. What is this, an MCU movie?

Um....... I'm just going to have to reserve judgment until I've seen the last 3 episodes. It will continue to be batshit I'm sure.

I did find it gross how he was laid out like a corpse on PG's kitchen counter covered in... cookbooks? Ok. 😂

[whatsabriard]

Watch With Me: Hart to Hart 1x13

Episode Title: A Question of Innocence

Original Airdate: January 15, 1980

Why this one?: Jennifer and Jonathan gotta go on a college campus. I dunno - it made me laugh.

Favorite Quote?: Mr Hart, your wife is here. "Well that's the best news I've had all day. Will you hold all the calls?" because this guy loves his wife.

In this episode, the lady who runs the newspaper stand where Jonathan buys his paper is being over murder. She's a nice little old lady that the Harts have known for a long time so of course J&J gotta help her out.

She also voiced a bunch of Disney cartoons.

Jonathan wanted to talk to Stanley but told him not to rush

So that means stanley rushed and guess what, cockblock.

"Come on, Deanne, can't you see they want to be left alone?"

The nice newspaper lady comes in and demands an audience with Mr Hart so she ALSO interrupts the office picnic that was definitely going to involve wrong-sided business.

Rose wants $5k and she wants it now. Jonathan, the absolute darling, doesn't even think twice. He hands her a check for $5k. Jennifer is so in love with him right now. (or me. maybe it's me)

Rose brought Hart stock in as collateral. Issued the day they were available. March 30. 1969.

Rose paid $5k for a gun and guess what. The guy in the onesie didn't give it to her. She attacked him and he pushed her down a hill. Onesie guy is a dick.

In the kitchen the boys wear aprons and cook while Jennifer makes the salad. I like it that way.

She's not a good cook, that's why.

Oh no, Rose is in the hospital so Max's beautiful soufflé is gonna go to waste.

The campus police think she was mugged.

Rose begs them not to get involved because she's too scared.

So they take her home to take care of her.

Rose calls Max "Madame Butterfly" and he calls her a Bimbo. I think they're flirting.

At Rose's apartment, they're packing up Rose's stuff and talking about her grandson who died several weeks previous.

On top of her chest of drawers is a picture of a bunch of boys wearing onesies - all from the school where Rose was found after her "mugging".

Look at the whole ass rose on her lapel. The Hart estate is black tie.

Anyway, she's arguing with Max about a race.

The Harts go to the university to talk to the fencing instructor.

This coach looks familiar (checks IMdB) oh he was in Dante's Peak.

The dick in the onesie is a fencer.

He's missing a button - kind of like the one they found with Rose.

Onesie Dick is still a whole ass asshole. He tries to fight Jonathan which is just stupid on top of everything else.

He has the cocaine on him.

So this little shit sings like a bird and tells them he has the gun rose used to kill someone.

"I know you asked us not to get involved, Rose." they don't follow instructions so good, Rose.

Rose admits to murder. her grandson died of an overdose of heroin. (oh, I guess it wasn't the cocaine in onesie dick's pocket)

so rose went and killt the bastard who gave her grandson the drugs.

god this is a fine ass car. have you seen the Bentley SUV these days? it looks like a car brand car. for $300k it should look like this FOINE ASS CAR.

the Harts go undercover pretending to buy the house that the guy Rose "killed" lived in.

Jennifer spies something on the floor and takes the agent upstairs so Jonathan can do some investigating. they're so smooth.

the real estate agent notices the fine ass car and wants to know why they're renting a house that costs less than the whole house.

So jennifer spins a great yarn about being Jonathan's mistress. that's why they have to rent the house. a little love nest.

In jonathan's digging around, he finds some stuff like bullet holes and whatever.

There is an entire hilarious exchange where the real estate agent tries to sell Jonathan on the privacy of the house and Jonathan, not understanding that Jennifer has told an entirely different story upstairs, is like "no I like neighbors who are home all day - they can look in on mother" and this real estate lady is mentally noting all of this down to spill with her girlfriends at their next dinner.

"What did you tell her?" lol

their next stop is the sorority house - hilarity ensues.

jennifer is sending Jonathan into the sorority house because she was once a girl.

the girls - one of whom is dressed like Robin Williams - are playing Simon.

just normal sorority girls doing normal sorority things.

do kids today know what simon is?

this girl, Ella, really really really liked the dead professor. she was in love with him. anyway, she starts to tell him stuff but the dick in the onesie shows up and scares her off.

back at the ranch, max and rose are still flirting fighting about how to fold laundry.

rose offers to put away Mr H's socks which is how she finds the gun. oh rose.

at the school the Harts see the dick in the onesie talking to Ella and she's like "hey please leave me alone"

but the ole charmer gets her to tell him about the drug thing. The dick in the onesie sold heroin for the professor.

at home, max is listening to the race he and Rose were fighting about Rose's horse one and Max's horse came in next to last. Max goes looking for Rose to tell her but she's not around and the gun is missing from the holster.

Max tries to call the car phone - an actually phone in an actually foine ass car - but there's no answer.

so the harts are back at the house trying to find a second bullet to prove that rose wasn't the killer.

"When there's a heat wave, all the windows and the doors are open, right?" Why yes, darling. Before there was such a thing as climate change and southern california became roughly the temperature of satan's asscrack.

the phone in the house is ringing and Jennifer answers it...it's max! Rose is gone! Took Max's car and took Mr H's revolver. R'uh r'oh.

She's after the dick in the onesie. They tell Max to call the police and meet them at the university gym.

rose is gonna kill this little shit and good riddance

as soon as he realizes she's serious the little bitch again starts to sing. confesses to killing the professor. confesses that she didn't kill anyone.

the Dick in the Onesie then wants to fence with Mr Hart.

en garde. what an idiot.

Jennifer and Rose watch, making all kinds of faces.

Jonathan wins by body slamming the bitch in the onesie

jennifer is very turned on.

max is very happy to see Rose. he's made her an herb tea.

OREGANO.

"Oregano is not a herb, it's a spice." the bicker and jennifer ends the fight with a *clang* on the pot.

End, round 1.

[nysocboy]

Gemstones Episode 2.1 Review, Continued: Keefe's kiss, Kelvin's boner, and a thug with broken thumbs

This is a continuation of Episode 2.1: Junior likes dicks, Kelvin likes pecs, and f*k yeah, we got both!

In the last scene, Keefe is excluded from Sunday dinner with the family.  Now we see what he missed:

Judy and BJ accused of betraying the family because they got married at Disney World (by Prince Eric, the "hottest guy in the Disney catalog"), and because they don't have kids.  Judy argues that she's trying to keep her body "foine" to incite BJ's desire.  Nope, they need to make babies. The job/house/wife/ kids litany again.

There's also a jab at Kelvin's muscle obsession. It's not just homoerotic desire: desire of any sort is inconsistent with family.  

Left: Jonah Hauer-King, who played Prince Eric in the Litle Mermaid movie.

More Disruptions: We cut to Eli playing croquet, gazing at girl butts, and flirting with a lady. Suddenly Junior, his friend from his wrestling days, appears amid sinister music!   Eli ignores him and drives away.  A homoerotic disruption of Eli's heterosexual dalliance, parallel to the God Squad disrupting the nuclear family procession earlier. 

My Mans:  The family flies to Florida to inspect the site of the Lyssons' proposed resort.   When they return, Keefe and the God Squad meet them at their private airfield.  The family is shocked: didn't they know about the God Squad? 

"Uh-oh, my mans!" Kelvin exclaims, rushing forward to tell Keefe "You are looking great!"  In Southern Coastal grammar, "mans" is singular, "mens" plural.  He means Keefe.

Keefe tries to move in for a kiss, but Kelvin blocks him with an awkward hug.  He tries again, and Kelvin blocks him again. Finally he makes a blatant "enough!" gesture and backs off.  Judy finds this little dance hilarious.   It reflects the couple's conflict this season: Keefe wants to join the family as Kelvin's partner, the equivalent of BJ, sitting at the dinner table being criticized, while Kelvin isn't sure that same-sex romance is even possible.  His muscle cult is about desire: no love allowed. 

We cut to Eli in his office, watching a tv news show: Thaniel Block being interviewed about the "salacious scandal" story that took down Pastor Butterfield.  How famous was this guy?  I thought he was just the anonymous pastor of a satellite church.  They preach "sex only between married heterosexual partners, or you're going to hell," but privately they do everything under the sun.  Who will he target next?   Maybe Kelvin-- "Secretly gay youth minister holds wild sex orgies with his stable of muscle boys."  Ulp.   

Damn, we got old: Later, Eli is standing at the docks, worrying, when Junior approaches him and grabs him from behind, another homoerotic intrusion into his heteronormative life.  Junior complains that Eli forgot that he existed. 

Then: "We got old.  I look like a piece of shit, but damn!  You look sturdy!  Still got that mass going on!"  He grabs Eli's butt to check. Sort of presumptuous, dude, thinking that your ex will still be into you after fifty years. 

Eli thinks that Junior plans to blackmail him over revealing their days as loan enforcers (and lovers?), but he claims that he's just there for nostalgia, looking up an old friend.  "Why you all nervous, Eli?  Why are you bein' all weird?"  In this series, "weird" usually refers to sexual frustration.

Junior tries to hug him again, but Eli pushes him away.  On a scale of 1 to 100, how certain are you that these guys spent the psychedelic 1970s enjoying free love?  

As Eli walks away, Junior guilts him into a dinner invitation.

Sticky Stephens:  Nuclear families are  eating at Sticky Stephens, a parody of the Sticky Fingers Restaurant in Charleston that closed down in 2020.  Both sound dirty. The 1972 Rolling Stones album of that name  depicted a pair of jeans with an enormous bulge, leaving no question about why the fingers are sticky.

Junior points out a kissing couple: "Damn, look at that piece of tail he's with!" Ok, so he's bi.  Everybody watches as the man, Randall (Rene Rivera), lifts his girl onto the counter so they can have sex right in the restaurant!  Why doesn't someone on staff intervene? Eli yells at him to "tone down romance," and Randall yells "Suck my dick, Grandpa." But the couple leaves.

"I wonder what my Daddy would think about you and me being reunited," Junior says.  Eli answers: "He put us together, so he would think he did a pretty good job."  Except they were separated for a lifetime.  That's not a great job of matchmaking.

Junior says that his Daddy just disappeared one day, setting up a major mystery of the Season: Did Eli murder Glendon Marsh?

A Proper Erection:  The siblings meet at the Aimee-Leigh memorial to discuss who will be in charge of the church after Eli steps down.  Certainly not Kelvin, Jesse jibes: "All you care about is muscles," and it's not about God, "it's about being self-centered and popping boners."  Jesse just stated that Kelvin gets a boner when he looks at muscular guys, and he doesn't deny it.  He doesn't get the least defensive.  How out can you get?

Kelvin counters that it's about being healthy.  But, he concedes, "If you're healthy, you do maintain a proper erection." 

Judy agrees with him.  Their stories run parallel, so obviously they have both been having sex with their partners.  Fans who claim that Kelvin is not sexually active tend to ignore this scene, and actually the entire season. 

Next, Jesse goes to work on his son's masturbation.  He actually doesn't think that there's anything wrong with masturbation, but in order to convince Abraham to stop leaving secretions, he says that when you do it, all of your dead relatives, even your distant ancestors, swoop down to watch and judge you: "When people see you do something bad, it's hard for them to look at you in any other way."  In sociology it's called a stigma, a "spoiled identity."  I wonder if other people around have spoiled identities due to the bad behavior in their past.  Maybe Eli?

Back to Eli and Junior: Outside the restaurant, the guys run into Randall the Thug saying goodbye to his girlfriend.  "Bet you two queefs haven't seen action like that in years!" he jokes. Eli doesn't want to engage, but Junior gets riled: "How dare you talk to us like that! We're from Memphis, asshole.  We stuff twinks like you full of rocks and sink you in the Misssi-fucking-sippi."  Only gay men use the expression "twink." Junior knows his way around gay culture. 

Things escalate. Randall punches Junior, then Eli  The old wrestling training kicks in, and Eli punches, kicks, and head-butts him, and as he screams for mercy, breaks his thumbs! The end.  Dang!  These boys are obviously being presented as ex-lovers, and Junior is openly bi in the present!

The full review, with examples of "proper erections," is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

[kinkandkreep]

☞︎𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝☜︎

(This has since been updated, please check pinned post. Thanks!)

Ari's BS 🙃

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (PLEASE READ)

Another slightly less big but none the less important announcement

BTS☟︎

Yandere Headcanons:

Yandere Taehyung when you refuse him sex

Yandere Hoseok Breastfeeding Kink

What Type of Yandere: Kim Namjoon

What Type of Yandere: Kim Seokjin

Plus Size Body Type Preference; Most to Least

T or A: BTS Edition

Yandere!Jin As a Parent

Scenarios:

Desire Has Philophobia

Soft!Yandere Reaction to Desire Being a Former Burlesque Dancer

Random Drabbles/Blurbs/Oneshots/Ideas:

Bionic Bunny (Yandere!Bionic!Jungkook Idea)

Rounds (Yandere Hoseok oneshot)

For Everybody (Songfic; Yandere!Reader oneshot)

Happy (Re)Birthday (Yandere Jimin oneshot)

Teacher’s Pet (Songfic; Yandere!Jimin oneshot)

The Queen and Her Captors (Yandere!BTS x Original Character oneshot) (This may eventually become a series)

Tummy Time! (Father!Hoseok oneshot)

Aesthetics/Collages:

Soft!Yandere Jimin Collage

Hard!Yandere Jimin Collage

Non-Yan Headcanons:

BTS with a Black!S/O

BTS “Sex”-canons- Rap Line

BTS “Sex”-canons- Vocal Line (minus Jin)

BTS “Sex”-canons- Kim Seokjin

BTS as Gods

BTS Nicknames

Fun Facts:

Taehyung, Jimin and Hobi Fun Fact

Multi-Chapter BTS Fics☟︎

Bless Me

Bless Me: Chapters

Coming Soon: Bless Me

Bless Me: Excerpt

Bless Me: Prologue

The Kim Clan: Bless Me

Bless Me: Taehyung

Bless Me Visual (Anpanman)

Bless Me Visual (Hobi and Tae Tae)

Bless Me Visual (Older Brothers)

Bless Me Visual (Young Brothers)

You All Belong To Me

You All Belong To Me

YABTM~ Introducing Eun-Ji

YABTM~ Introducing Hyun-Ki

YABTM~ Introducing Bong-Cha

The Scars We Share

The Scars We Share- Summary

The Scars We Share- Snippet

The Scars We Share- Aesthetic

Rundown

Rundown~ Summary

Rundown~ Diagnostic

Rundown~ Prologue

Other Multi-Chapter Fics☟︎

Enemies of Everywhere

Enemies of Everywhere

Enemies of Everywhere- Key Visual/Collage

MHA☟︎

Yandere

Yandere Bakugou Profile and Headcanons

Yandere Izuku Profile and Headcanons

Non-Yan Headcanons

Zuki Buki 💚💚💚

Backagou🧨🧨

Random MHA Related Thoughts/Headcanons

Dear Theodosia- Bakugou and Izuku

MHA Ships and BTS Ships

Looking to Adopt

Dynamight😂

Bakudeku💚🧡

MHA Oc Related Things

Meet Chike!

AOT☟︎

Headcanons

Basic Eren Yeager/In Your Erea au Headcanons

How the AOT guys handle a pregnancy: Eren Yeager

How the AOT guys handle a pregnancy: Armin Arlert

How the AOT guys handle a pregnancy: Levi Ackerman

AOT Character’s Personalities

AOT Characters and an S/O with a high metabolic rate

Aesthetics/Collages:

AOT Guys and Their Weddings

Random things that can’t really be categorized but that I might try to later (mainly thirst)

Respectable Young Man

Question about MAPPA’s animation decision

Bestie Mad Foine

Sexy and Smug

Y’All

Wow, he is so like...ummmm...🥰❤️🙃💚😍

Ah Shit, Here We Go Again

Pause

Random Eren Headcanon

Episode 4 (?) Did Not Spark Reiner-related Joy

We Can Only Go Up from Here

Announcement

Eren and Shego

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!!🥳🥳

Hellsing☟︎

Headcanons:

Yandere!Alucard Headcanons

Dating Alucard

[seaofashes]

IT'S FRIDAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

EPISODE THOUGHTS!

CROSSHAIR!!! CROSSHAIR!!! IT'S THE FERAL BASTARD HIMSELF OH FINALLY WE GET SOMETHING EMPIRE.

WRECKER HFHVVB PLEASE HCGVG WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH THO. IT'S A SMOKE BOMB I'M NOT CRAZY

BIG BOI WEAPONS

TECH AND OMEGA TIME!!! DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF THAT!!!

Tech that's not what she means when she's asking about the war 🤧

I'M NOT FUCKING READY FOR THIS LITTLE SHOWDOWN BETWEEN THEM AND CROSSHAIR. I'M NOT...IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH

Commander Crosshair do be lookin foine in that black armor tho 😔✌🏻

HE'S LIKE NAH FAM YOUR SHITS GETTING JAMMED IK THAT'S TECH WHATTUP ✌🏻

TECH DON'T HACK THE COMMS HE KNOWS THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DOOOOO HE FUCKING KNOWS YOU GUYSSSS HE KNOWS YOUR SMART LIL BRAIN TECH

I just fucking know Crosshair about to pop up like surprise motherfucker

... SEE TOLD YOU

H O W PREDICTABLE

FUCK I CAN'T I CAN'T

ALSO OMEGA MENTIONING WHAT SHE SAID IN THE BRIGG FUCK WHAT IS THIS ON MY FACE? WHY IS MY FACE WET?

fuck when that was falling down my brain went "when worlds collide" but in the voice from that one SpongeBob episode why am I like this

OH OH WE GOING THROUGH THE ENGINE...SEEMS SUS BUT OKAY LET'S DO IT!

WHY ARE TECH AND WRECKER ME AND MY BROTHER THIS EPISODE THO HXGCG

👀👀👀 HEY CAN YOU NOT SHOOT MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT NERD THANKS.

GOOD FUCKING SAVE HUNTER. FUCKING PHENOMENAL AS ALWAYS SERGEANT HUNTER SIR I LOVE YOU

"Try again Hunter I told you you're surrounded" OKAY MR. EDGY EDGELORD COMMANDER SIR. YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA FIND A WAY OUT. YOU MIGHT KNOW THEM AND YOU MIGHT KNOW THEM WELL BUT THEY KNOW YOU TOO, AND NO ONE ELSE ON YOUR SIDE KNOWS THE BATCH LIKE YOU BUT ALL BUT ONE OF THEM KNOW U BOY.

CROSSHAIR PLEASE YOU'RE KILLING ME. YOU'RE KILLING NYX COMMANDER CROSSHAIR, STOP IT.

OH THAT'S TERRIFYING THE ENGINE GONNA GO BRRRR

AND THEY BLEW IT UP! and they're goin down down down down ploop.

OH MY GOD CROSSHAIR HONEY AAAH TURN THAT SHIT OFF 😭😭😭😭 OH MY GOD

THEY'RE SEPARATED AND I DON'T LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL

CROSSHAIR YOU FUCKING CRISPY ASS BITCH YOU JUST GOT BURNED AND YOU'RE STILL JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH MISSION BLAH BLAH BLAH FIND THEM. Ik it's the chip but goddamn please worry about yourself what the fuck

OH OKAY SOMEONE ELSE IS THERE 👀 THAT MUSIC IT WOULDN'T BE

It COULDN'T BE COULD IT 👀

O H MY GOD I T ISSSS

IT'S FUCKING CAD BANE OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED BUT SO SCARED RIGHT NOW. I LOVE CAD BANE BUT ALSO IK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A LEGIT STAND OFF HOLY SHIT

NOOOOOOOOO NOOOO HUNTER FUCK NONONONOOOO

SHE LOOKS SO SCARED STOP IT 😭

GIVE HER BACK GIVE HER BACCKKKK

CROSSHAIR LOOKS SO BAD RIGHT NOW OH MY GOSH please I'm not okay with this episode

CROSSHAIR LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. OH MY GOD. BUDDY YOU'RE A MUMMY IN A SLING RN YOU NEED TO GET TO A MEDBAY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

OKAY BUT REAL TALK SEEING THAT FROM HUNTERS POV WAS SO COOL? IDK I JUST REALLY LIKE HOW THEY DID THAT? I'M CRYING VIOLENTLY RN BUT HOLY SHIT THAT'S REALLY COOL

WE'RE GONNA GET OMEGA BACK. Y'ALL GOT THIS. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE FINE AND OMEGA IS GONNA BE BACK WITH YOU GUYS

what a fucking EPISODE. I fucking loved it, it was a great episode and I cannot WAIT to see what happens next.

[theficplug]

Swipe Right

Tyler Lepley x Black Reader 

warnings : none, mostly fluff with just a tiny bit of smut if you can call it that at the end. i’m not too familiar with him but i tried ! to the cutie who requested, i hope you like it. alright enjoy x  Face mask on. Wine in hand. Impulsive 10$ Dark and Lovely hair dye bought at the beauty supply store already slathered in your hair. It was your time set aside out of the week for you and your best friend to complain. Although homegirl was on the other end of the phone getting ready for anniversary and was not relating to your rant of the night. 

 “Girl, I’m telling y’all right now if I get another unsolicited dick pic in my dms or another “You got the bill right? I’m just a lil in between jobs right now you know how it is right baby”? I’m joining a nunnery because I love love, but me and my bank account can NOT keep getting played like this.” you rant to your friends over a video call as you walk around your apartment tending to the foils in your hair. 

The series of failed dates and “talking stages” had left a sour taste in your mouth and put you off from dating altogether, but your best friend Layla is trying to convince you to give Tinder another go. 

“I don’t know Lala. I just don’t have another talking stage in me. I’m grown in the words of the iconic Miss New York Tiffany Pollard : I want eggs CRACKED AND SCRAMBBBLLEEDD” 

Layla’s husband Aaron’s laughter erupted from somewhere in the room on her end and you raise an eyebrow not knowing that he had been ear hustling the whole time. 

“Just give a little more time. You never know what can be right around the corner!  There has got to be at least a few foine men on Tinder. Give it one more try.” Layla encouraged before saying that she had to go because her man had the night planned for their anniversary dinner. 

You huffed and sat the phone aside as you waited for the copper coloured hair dye to process your curiosity got the better of you and you reached for your phone again.

As you thumbed through the profiles of folks “looking for a beautiful girl for me and my husband (:” and “if you a feminist, pay for our first date”. You were two seconds away from putting your phone to the side again before you noticed “Tyler Lepley” and his profile.

You nearly spit out the cheap bottle of Stella Rose on your carpet in disbelief. “No, this has got to be a whole ass catfish. Why would his fine ass be on Tinder of all places? Let’s humour him. Wait but he’s verified... At the very least this should be funny as hell.” you say to yourself before rolling your eyes. 

“Okay and I definitely got to make some single friends cause I’m really home on a Saturday night talking to myself. . . Whatever-” 

You swipe right on his profile and almost instantly your phone notified you that there was a match. 

‘Hey I just wanted to let you know I think you’re beautiful and if you’re ever in the area I’d like to take you out sometime. On me of course.’

“Oh he’s good.” you thought to yourself as you tried to think of a reply.

‘Sure, I’d love to. I’m actually driving up to Atlanta tomorrow for work. And if it’s really you. I want a Tika Sumpter autograph when we meet lol.’ you respond having a little fun with the troll at least before you log out for the evening. 

‘Oh, so you don’t think it’s me? I ain’t nobody big. Just tryna find the right one to bring home for the holidays so my nosey aunties can stop asking me when I’m gon get a wife lol.’

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“Pfft.. Anybody could’ve gotten that from Instagram or something.” you said to yourself. 

He’s good though. You’ll give him that much. 

‘Okay tattoos and lips! You’re handsome or whatever.That’s understandable. I’m looking for the same thing but I must be looking in all the wrong places cause if i run into one more dud that’s looking for a unicorn for them and their wife to “share”. Whew- it’s a lot lol.’

‘I get you. I haven’t matched with too many women on here myself. They either tryna see how they can get a job at the studio or they want me to be their sugar daddy. Which I ain't got no problem wining and dining my women btw. I’m just not looking for that kinda situationship. If you don’t mind I’d like to video call you cause looking as good as you look. I'm just tryna make sure you’re not a catfish.”

Hold up. This was just supposed to be a little fun and now this man is using the video call function on Tinder and you’re still sitting there with the dye on your head. 

‘Give me 25 minutes.’ you respond quickly before he replies with ‘take your time’.

The race was on as you began running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off as you wash out the dye quickly and inspect the colour. It was a really pretty natural ginger shade as you grab your hair diffuser and blow out your hair a little to dry it the best you could. 

After grabbing your makeup bag , you slap on the winged liner, a little highlighter, mascara, and a dark brown lipstick like you were back in school trying to get ready before class. 

You fluff and shake out your hair while looking at yourself in the mirror. With 5 minutes to spare you go to your closet and pull out a cozy warm brown cropped jumper that really stood out against your deep skin tone. 

“Alright, please don’t waste my time.” you whisper to yourself as you press the video call button and wait for him to come onto the screen. After about a minute and no answer you let out a heavy sigh feeling a little embarrassed and like a fool for actually believing that The Universe was about to hook you up like that. 

You put your phone on the table next to you and leaned back in the chair before hearing the notification go off again. 

After going back and forth about it for a few seconds you hesitantly answered the call and had to contain the array of emotions you were going through when you saw him actually on the phone, smiling at you with those pretty ass white teeth. 

You put the phone for a second before letting out a ‘thank you Jesus’.

“I should be saying the same thing about you! You are beautiful. God damn. When I first saw your profile I was like man aint no way. She gotta be some sort of catfish or something. I thought at the most it would be a funny cover story tomorrow on The Shade Room or something. ‘Tyler Lepley Catfished By Tinder Boo’. I apologize for not answering your call earlier. I just wrapped on set and I wanted to be able to hear you and give you my undivided attention. How are you this evening?” he says chuckling deeply and softly as he sits back in his trailer. 

“I was thinking the same thing. I’m like at least it’ll humour me, but I wasn’t really expecting you to want to talk. How are you? I was completely kidding about the whole Tika Sumpter thing by the way.” You say giggling nervously before fussing about with the window to try and get better lighting. 

“Oh really? Cause i got her to sign this shirt for you and everything. I can just do a giveaway with it or something else. I like your hair by the way...I’m doing good. It’s been a long day of pretending to get my ass kicked and running lines but I’m grateful to be in even better company with your pretty self. Even if it is through the screen for now. There’s something about a woman like you. I feel like I wanna know everything.” he compliments and flatters you and it’s taking your mind a while to process that this is not some extreme episode of Punk’d.

“YOU DID NOT! Of course I want the shirt. I was just fronting cause I didn’t wanna seem like that’s the only reason why I wanted to talk to you. Also, thank you. You just seem like someone who’s got his shit together and I really like that. At this stage in life people think I move too fast or that my standards are too high. I think it’s just because I know what I want. I want to be married, I want to be happy and comfortable. I eventually would really like to have kids. I want to have kids young so that I can have even more time loving them and my own little family..” you don’t like to waste time with the small talk. That’s nice too but you like to get straight to the point so that you’ll know if your views on life are aligned. 

And just like that you two begin to connect instantly . You talked and talked for hours from the time he left his trailer to drive home and halfway into the night.

You actually ended up falling asleep on the phone with him because neither one of you wanted to hang up. 

Scheduling conflicts prevented you from meeting up with him the next day but of course that didn’t stop either of you from constantly just wanting to hear from each other. 

4 weeks later after non stop talking and sending pictures and videos of your day when you couldn’t talk to each other. Both of your schedules lined up perfectly and you ended up meeting in Atlanta. 

You met him at a little cozy cafe and he held the prettiest bouquet of scarlet roses in one hand and a coffee for you in the other while standing with a huge smile etched across his face. 

“Hey handsome” you say to him before leaning in to hug him but was not expecting the peck to the lips. 

Even though you’ve discussed it and you’re both “if the vibe is right fun is not off the table” kind of people. 

You kiss his soft plump lips back and thank him for the flowers. Of course given the part of the city that you were in, he was recognized almost immediately by the barista.

“My mama and auntie love your show.They both got me into it too. We thought they were gonna kill you off this season! I was scared for you. If you don't mind, can i have a picture?’ The woman named Ericka asks as she moves from behind the desk .

“Hey Ericka, thank you. I appreciate it, of course.” He replied warmly to her before looking over at you to double check if you’re okay with everything. 

You awkwardly move to the side so that he can have his photo with the giggling fan already batting her eyelashes at him. 

He softly grabs your hand to keep you close to him and shakes his head. He’s lowkey clingy in the cutest way as he moves you behind him so that you aren’t in the photo and wraps your arms around his waist before flashing a smile at the fans phone.

“Thank you so much and you are so pretty!” She says to you before trying to quickly hustle back to work in the quiet slow moving coffee shop. 

“Me? Look at you and your pretty self ! I like your braids too!” You respond sweetly as Tyler beams with pride while watching you interact with the fan. 

“Sorry about all of that” he leans down to whisper in your ear before walking with you out of the coffee shop. 

“I don’t know about you but I ain't even gon’ lie I’m nervous as hell. I’ve been spending the last two weeks trying to figure out the best ways to spoil the hell outta you. I just think you’re incredible. From your story about all that you’ve been through to just like you. I ain’t ever had this before.” he admits and it throws you a little that he was the one nervous to meet you.  

“Nervous to meet me? Tyler, you meet about 50 different beautiful women a day. I’m not saying I’m not the shit cause I am. But no need for nervousness here. I think you’re probably the most down to Earth famous person I’ve met dude. A lot of them are real snotty when I style them and stuff. Just completely out of touch…You’re always busy doing something and I’m always working on something. How about we just do nothing? What’s your favourite way to do nothing?” I get all of my favourite foods and snacks and then I just watch all of my comfort movies and shows and forget about everything going wrong with the world even if just for a little bit.” you admit and he nods along before opening the car door for you.

The entire car ride there wasn’t an awkward moment or any tension hanging in the air. The conversation flowed smoothly all the way from the supermarket to the restaurants for to-go plates, and to his home there. 

There were plates of food of every kind of food you mention from pad thai to sushi, to indian food, mexican, and a plate of soul food cause you couldn’t visit Atlanta and not try some bomb ass soul food while you were there. Not to mention the snacks that you both also picked out. 

He had convinced you that you two should build a blanket fort and he broke out the candles setting the perfect atmosphere for the storm settling in. 

Something about the rain soothed you both as you fell over each laughing and talking about nothing and everything.  

“Okay so let me ask you would have rather been on Fear Factor or Supermarket Sweep? Because this is important. I’d have to go with Supermarket Sweep because I’d rather bust my ass on tv than be in a crate full of cockroaches or something like that. I would freak the fuck out. They was wylin in 2001” you say and Tyler ponders the question for a minute before letting out a pfft.. 

“Easyyyyyy. I will drink the cockroach milkshake over playing on Supermarket sweep. I don’t mess with grocery stores like that. That’s why I order all my stuff online now. I've spent two many of my Saturdays missing Saturday morning cartoons walking around with my grandma and mama while me and my dad trail behind trying to get them to hurry up. Besides skydiving is on my list to do at some point.” he explains and you pretend to gag as he says that he’d take the shake. 

“Good?” he asked with a little laugh as he noticed you had a whipped cream mustache from the caramel hot chocolate that he made for you. 

“Mhm” was the only response he got from you in between swigs of possibly the best caramel hot chocolate you’ve ever had. 

He leans in,  licking it off of your lips before kissing you sweetly and gently tugging on your bottom lip as his tongue runs across it again. 

“I bet you taste better though…” he says against your lips

His hands find your hips as he pulls you onto his lap. 

You learned that he was talented at several things outside of acting and being inside out beautiful and a good 8- . Anyways, something you couldn’t tell your girls about on Monday.

Leaving him was too difficult two days later because you’re both those types of people where if you know , you know that you’ve found your person and both agreed to try and meet each other twice a week. Once for sure so that you try not to miss each other too much. 

Maybe swiping right wasn’t so bad after all.

[unedited so if there’s a few typos i’m sorry i’ll edit them later! ]

[getoswhore]

MAN THIS FUCKING EPISODE DID A NUMBER ON ME. I know I’m SUPPOSED to find Gyutaro ugly af but first of all why the fuck do they animate his face to look so damn nice and second why does his voice sound that good and thrice DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW BIG YOUR HANDS HAVE TO BE TO DO THAT TO SOMEONES FACE????? His hands are FUCKING HUGE!?? And last but not least he’d call you pretty girl while you’re bent over okay I’m done I’m done I’m sorry 😣

YESSSS. HE IS FOINE. FALL FOR HIM 😈😈 BECOME A GYU SIMP RN 😈😈 NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 😈😈😈 srsly, when he grabbed her like that my asscheeks CLENCHED, COOCHIE LIPS CLAPPIN‼️

[theliterarywolf]

Any thoughts on Heisenberg from RE8?

helthehatter asked:

So I know everyone is obsessed with Lady D but I’m choosing now to announce how ~different~ I am and say that Heinsburg is FOINE.

Linking two asks into one. Wait, I'm like three episodes behind in the SGS RE8 LP, isn't Heisenberg just a kooky, telekinetic not!Nicholas Cage?

I mean, from what I've seen, he's funny. But he's also kind of just... there. Unless he has a monster-form that actually makes my heart go 'Doki Doki' unlike Lady D's who didn't look bad it's just her writhing tentacle human body on the back of the main creature made it too busy.

[anonil88]

We Are Who We Are Ep 1 thoughts.

Heads up I've started writing these halfway into an episode so I'm immersed pretty into it and can make a well rounded reaction.

Interesting set up and premise. But I wonder how well this will be executed.

Very open free spirit household.

Those kids are pieces of shit for inviting him and then bullying him. He is a little weird but a sweetheart.

Also HE LIKES FASHION of course he does.

He's a bit of an alcoholic it seems or just likes alcohol which can teeter the line. Oh no he had to leave his lil boyfriend 😭.

Aw his other mom picked him up.

Ooo throw up shot nice smh.

This mustn't be the first time he's been drunk or gotten in trouble.

Sigh theres always a parent who saves the day no matter straight or gay.

Ahh military parents getting caught in their ego and ignoring their partners and kids.

Oooo "Americans can only be happy in America"...."This is America." Gotta love that US based are tiny bits of America but lineal spaces.

Wait is Fraser autistic? Or does he have any mental disorders? Maybe I'm only saying that because my family would have drop kicked me if I'd slapped my mom unless (when I was younger with less coping skills) was having an outburst of sorts.

Whattt dead? Whatttt? Oh he's still drunk.

Thank goodness he still had some clothes packrf like I would have had a full panic attack if my luggage was lost oversees with my designer clothes. (I'm assuming designer because his granddad has schmoney but he also gives me cates about his looks.)

Thats a nice jacket though, I think Commes Des Garcons is the brand or at least this is an inspired piece.

Oh okay Fraser I see you have some lil crushes forming. That soldier foine tho he's probably like 18. So eee idk bout that cause he's underage. (Edit: Fraser is 17 so if the soldier is 18 its not illegal but i'd rather Fraser not get community ass or dick. No more cmbyn Luca.)

The music selection is pretty great like Klaus Nomi ??

CUDI !!! Wait Cudi is their, Caitlin's dad :0

The military regulations are pretty clean. Her voice and commands could be a bit cleaner though. But maybe that's on purpose because shes gotta be nervous af now commanding a base.

Fuck you Colonel.

This base is pretty nice btw.

Oop okay subtle flirtatious behavior and noone can kick you out of the US military for being queer now...kind of. Oh he's just a giant flirt also again can we not do the minor and grown ass adult thing.

Loving Maggie and Fraser's relationship. But I feel like Sarah and Fraser's relationship is going to be whirlwind.

Oh thank the lord his clothes have come omg all designer/custom piece .

Just let them be them jeez everyone has to find themselves regardless of if you like or agree with it or not. Ahh Caitlin/Harper is living a double life hmm exploring their identity.

Lmfao Fraser said you're like me so lets talk, but I won't out you.

So overall thoughts the editing is a bit choppy like all over the place. Which is kind of disorienting and I don't know if a lot of people are going to enjoy that. Editing can really break shows even good ones. But characters wise I'll say Cait/Harper is a mystery and it took me a second but I got that they were staring at Fraser because Fraser seems very obviously nyc and probably more understanding. But they have no idea how to approach Fraser so they were just staring and tbh queer folk yes thats what we look like its sometimes obvious that we all stare at eachother with a certain wonder, confusion, and excitement even past the baby gay stage.

I feel like Fraser is a person who goes through the world in a daze like floating from one space to another. It makes him scatter brained and different, his interests vary but this is about him learning. I like him though just don't know much about him yet. Of course if I had to relate him to any character from another popular adult show that centers teens he's a more chaotic windmill version of Jules from Euphoria. Speaking of which I think this show might have a hard time carving out its own identity because of their shared platform. This premiere was like world building and very very vague so we only have touches on each character.

I will keep watching because I would like to see where this story is going to go. Also to see the acting chops of these new young actors. I am hoping that the next episode gives us the viewers more to hold onto rather than dental floss attached to ceiling post by nails. But, I just hope we get more clarity rather than just vague things we need to piece together in the future. Which btw works super well for movies but not always TV. So adapting that style to TV is gonna be interesting.

[Also funny how most actors first big role their characters name sounds like their name lol.]

Preview: so everyone just doing everyone but, this seems like it is going to be very sad and dark which is fine with me.

Sorry this is so long.

[littlemisssquiggles]

RWBY Remarks: So I just finished watching the first episode of RWBY V6. More specifically the official opening…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! Do I have a few things to say about this new RWBY V6 opening.  I’m just going to leave them undercut because of spoilers to anyone who hasn’t seen the episode yet. Only keep reading if you have seen the episode. You have been warned…

To kick things off, to the folks who told me Ruby and Oscar had cute moments this episode, why ya’ll lie to me like that? Had a home girl going into V6 thinking we might get a full shot of Oscar blushing at Ruby. I mean, we got Ruby smiling at Oscar after saving him and defending him-ish from Qrow which I guess is nice. But for future reference, holla at me only if these two kids are blushing at or because of each other. Shoot. We got more Whiterose moments from this episode and the opening which…is so nice CRWBY =___=  No shade at Whiterose by the way, I just want some RoseGarden please.

I know it’s only episode one and we still got 13 more episodes and I should chill but…please CRWBY, don’t leave us RG shippers dry in a season that you foreshadowed was gonna hint at these two growing close. Please.

But at least Renora is more confirmed now than it ever was in the history of RWBY. Even got them cuddling in the intro. I see you Renora!

Elder Silver Eyes

I knew it! Maz Katara is going to be Silver Eyed Warrior or at least someone who used to be one and will probably school Ruby in the arts of using her powers. I’m going to say this now, I HOPE Maz Katara sticks around for more than just one season. I hope she goes with them to Atlas. I dunno. She only said one line this entire episode and I LOVE HER ALREADY! I’m excited to learn more about her and see what her dynamic with Ruby will be like.

JNPR Foreshadowing?

If this doesn’t scream foreshadowing for Oscar to join up with JNR to reform Team JNPR then I don’t know what else to say. I hope this V6 touches on Oscar joining them. He needs a team! C’mon JNPR REBIRTH! Also what is Oscar reading? Is he reading about Atlas and robots?

Qrow’s Grimm End?

Okay this shot here throw me for a real loopdiloop! Is Qrow going to be possessed by some kind of Ultimate Geist Grimm at some point during V6 and Ruby will have to be the one to either save him/ kill him in the process using her Silver Eyed Warrior powers?

Neopolitan Rises??

To the people who’ve been waiting for Neo to return, I think you’re going to finally get your wish this volume.

Salem Was Human Before?

So I guess my theory about Salem formerly having a human form that was somehow connected to Ozpin the First was technically on the right path to being canon.

The Past Ozpins

Arguably my favourite shot in the entire opening, not gonna lie. I’d love to muse more on this if I get the chance. 

I’m going to assume that these were all past incarnates of Ozpin because the way the footage transitions makes me think of Avatar how they basically go down the line of lineage. I see four previous incarnates leading into Oscar.But what I need to put my finger on is which incarnates in Remnant’s history are these guys specific to. They wouldn’t show them if they weren’t important to what we already know about Remnant and it’s history.

Okay for the sake of things I’m just going to call these guys by the following names. The dude in the Armour, I’m going to call him Patrick. Or should I say, King Patrick. I think that’s the King of Vale? If it is then the King of Vale, he foine though. Also what I find interesting is that most of Oz’s incarnatestend to be tanned or dark skinned with the exception of Norman---the Headmaster of Beacon.

The nerdy looking dude who looks like he can be some of sort of architect (reminds me of Milo from Atlantis), I’m going to call him Isaac. I think this incarnate might be the guys who helped build the four Huntsmen Academies. Like I said he looks like an architect to me…or at least a teacher? Could be wrong?

And the dude with the white hair who looks like a magician, I’ll call him Zoroaster cause he LOOKS like a Zoraster. But yeah, these are Oz’s past selves, apart from the King of Vale and Issac, I’m not sure where Zoraster comes in. Wait….could that be the HERMIT!!!! I wonder though. I wonder if Blue Boy is the Hermit!

Will talk more about this sometime later when I get more evidence.

Tension Between Jaune and Oscar.

 Dammit Jaune why are you hurting my son! Paws off and chill bro!

Y’know CRWBY, when I said I wanted Jaune and Oscar to interact more, this is not what I had in mind. But then again, I’m not surprised by this. There is some unresolved stuff surrounding Pyrrha that Oz has to answer for so this is bound to stir up some repressed anger in Jaune.

Closing Remarks:

Man, the White Rose shippers are going to have a field day with this new opening. Not sound salty but I was hoping that the opening would’ve hinted at Ruby protecting Oscar like the poster did but…noooooo! None! I feel like V6 is setting up to leave us RoseGarden and Rosebud fans high and dry like the Black Sun shippers. Of course I kid but...CRWBY I hope you deliver on that blossoming RG friendship this season. Please, for my heart!

But apart from that, what do I have to say about this first episode overall. Well for starters, this episode blew my mind! This is first first episode of the Mistral Arc that actually got me pumped for the season. This isn’t to say that the last two season openers were boring. They just weren’t one this level! If this is how the first episode kicked off then I’m excited for the second!

I hope it continues with this type of energy. I’m also excited to see Maz Katara reveal herself as a Silver Eyed Warrior and kick fucking ASSS!

Speaking of Maz Katara, is THAT WHY SHE WEARS THE VISORS? To help control her powers! It would explain a lot if she was so.

Also, one thing I have to note though is how incredibly intelligent the Sphinx and Manticore Grimm are. We’ve learnt that Grimm could evolve and adapt but thing that I took from this episode is how freaking smart though Grimm were to avoid the tunnel. That’s actually quite cool since most of the Grimm we’ve seen are just ferocious beasts fuelled by their bloodlust.

I hope we get to see more “intelligent Grimm” for the season. But yeah, overall, guys I’m excited. I can’t even edit my thoughts on this. This episode was fantastic!

On one final note, can I just say how proud I am of my boy Oscar Pine this episode! MY BOY KICKED ASS AND HE DIDN’T EVEN NEED OZPIN! My boy FOUGHT LIKE A HUNTSMEN AND I AM PROUD! Oscar, KEEP THIS UP! YOU’RE DOING WONDERFUL SO FAR BABY!

But yeah! V6! I’m ready for MORE! Now will you excuse me, I’m going to go watch this episode again so that I can analyze the shit out of each detail.

~LittleMissSquiggles (2018)