#he slays so hard in a dress fr

[sukunasweetheart]

I saw this tiktok and couldn't help but wonder how true form sukuna would be literally perfect in a dress

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeyM7Lsq/

I love being an artist

And of course, I had to share this with you

The recent chapters make me giggle and kick my legs in the air,,,, oh Sukuna the man you are,,,,,,,💖💗💕💞💓💖🎀✨️

gAHHHHHHHHHHHHH RRRAAHHHHHHHH

I LOVE YOUR ART SM BESTIE I SAVED ALL UR PREVIOUS ONES TOO 🥰🥰😍😍😍🤩😘😘😘💗💝💝💞💗💕💗💞💝💋💋💋 GYYAAATTTTDAMN HE SO FINEEEE 🥺 i love this so much u dont underwtanrnwjdkwh IN A DRESS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 OH IM GETTING THIS MAN PREGNANT 👹👹👹👹

[starstruckmoony]

style.

masterlist

pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing (till now), just to watch everyone lose their shit online.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 1k

warnings - language

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

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starmanblack shades

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yourusername cigarette*

starmanblack ok duolingo

yourusername smash tbh

starmanblack not you copying my comment

yourusername i don't have the rizz it takes to come up with something original

starmanblack ain't no way you just said that

prongsyboy stop stealing people's glasses 😤

starmanblack never

vance_emm i'm like ragingly gay but you're kinda cute

starmanblack this is why you're my favourite lesbian

mmmckinnon TRAITOR

mmmckinnon it's not too late to delete this

starmanblack get out of my comment section

user828181 address the rumours sirius

user000423 run me over with your car i promise i'll pay for the damages 🙏

user627477 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ANY ANSWERS

user999653 i'm perfect wife material, just saying

user424227 y'all realise that he's less likely to address the rumours if we keep being annoying 💀

user209996 nah fr he's gonna start hating us all

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yourusername never would have though that my shows in dublin would be the craziest ones out of all but you guys actually delivered and i couldn't be happier! 💕 these past three nights were absolutely insane and i can't wait to be back (and i may or may not have already booked a few venues 😩) PLUS someone got proposed AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE 😭 so if any of you beautiful people who were there have the video my dms are open for business lmao 🙏💞

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starmanblack apparently the proposal happened right next to me 💀

yourusername BABE HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE?

starmanblack CAUSE YOU WERE BETTER THAN THE PROPOSAL

starmanblack my guitar ate as always

yourusername she's even signed 😱

starmanblack slay 😝

yourusername GO TO SLEEP OMG

starmanblack say it to my face 😤

xeno_lovegood i had so much fun

yourusername i'm smiling so hard rn

pete__ sirius is a certified simp because how do you miss a proposal that's happening next to you?

mmmckinnon it's because he's both sirius and a simp petey

prongsyboy sirius doing sirius things 🤣

user552520 dunno bout y'all but i got my confirmation tonight

user073789 YOU WERE SO GOOD OH MY GOD

user843632 i'm so lonely the proposal made me cry

user439546 love me some sappy shit fr

user674848 this was un fucking real no joke

user993455 SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE RUMOURS I'M BEGGING

user200017 learn to read between the lines lol

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yourusername date night ⭐

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starmanblack pretty dress

yourusername why thank you

starmanblack my stomach feels funny from all that wine

yourusername my precious toilet 😭

marymacdonald gorgeous!!!

yourusername i was impersonating you

vance_emm AND SHE SAYS SHE HAS NO RIZZ

ev.rosier am i about to get fired?

yourusername of course not, you're my second favourite person

starmanblack i'm first

pandorasbox my friends are all so beautiful 🥺

yourusername us hot people stick together 😌

pandorasbox ONG

user329295 sirius is so lucky

user400128 i've never been more jealous of a man

user006272 IS THIS OUR CONFIRMATION?

user883265 mother is mothering

user306084 THE STAR

user243123 if this is another sike istg

user727211 I THINK IT'S NOT A DRILL ANYMORE

user492932 Y/N WE JUST NEED A SIMPLE YES OR NO DON'T DO THIS TO US

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starmanblack platonic snog

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yourusername people just don't appreciate friendships nowadays 🙄

starmanblack it's just so so sad 😣

yourusername i have better photos of us 👹

starmanblack strongly disagree

yourusername you don't wanna make this a competition

marymacdonald my mum said friends don't do that

starmanblack mama macdonald may be onto something

r.a.black affection 🤮

starmanblack i thought you unfollowed me?

r.a.black i did but i like lurking around here

starmanblack fan behaviour

rjlupin best friend things

prongsyboy HEY I'M HIS BEST FRIEND

rjlupin you were supposed to play along

user020226 MOTHER OF GOD IS THIS REAL

user366232 HDJQJDJQDJQ MY DELUSIONS WEREN'T DELUSIONS

user500447 you still need therapy

user432777 AIN'T NO WAY

user718710 I DIED DEAD.

user907015 GADHQHDQUDJQXJQDJQ I CAN'T FUCKING CATCH MY BREATH

user138282 are you still alive?

user907015 NO

user882446 this and platonic don't go together sirius 🙄

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yourusername pda is afraid of him

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starmanblack FINE you have better photos

yourusername see? that wasn't so hard to admit!

starmanblack i actually won in life

yourusername damn right you did

starmanblack celeb_gossip losing their minds rn

yourusername the kettle is B R E W I N G 🥵🫖🤩👀😳☕😝😻

bartyyy I KNEW BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE HAHA

yourusername well you're the favourite child...

lily_evans kinda illegal how you're both so hot

casmeadowes i've been saying!!!

cissy_blck REG'S SISTER IN LAW 😭

bellatrixieb he's one lucky man

r.a.black lucky isn't exactly the right word but okay

user737729 OH MY FUCKING SHIT

user632444 MY ACTUAL PARENTS

user536272 NOT ME NOT BEING DELULU

user292920 swifities can't relate

user155161 WALBURGA LIKED THIS HELP ME

user993929 narcissa is so real LMFAOOO

user032386 THAT SHOULD BE ME (idk which person i want to be more)

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yourusername happy birthday to this idiot who i unfortunately love very much 💕

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starmanblack tragic how i love you back

yourusername absolutely

starmanblack rizz god since 12

yourusername are you still 12?

lily_evans got me tearing up over here

yourusername awwww 🥺

rjlupin you should have used that one photo where he was on the potty

starmanblack WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW THAT EXISTS?

rjlupin denying it would have worked yk

casmeadowes i woke up to this 💀

starmanblack good

mmmckinnon mondays.

user939355 THE CAT

user019661 i'm making this my profile picture

user763772 tell him i said happy birthday

user195666 imagine having someone say they love you so publicly ha ha ha ha ha

user244488 fuck being single fr

user328911 NO BUT THIS IS KINDA CUTE 😭

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[unabashednightmarepizza]

𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐵𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑠, 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑡 8

Tagging: @augustwithquills, @idohknow @bloody-mf-bsc

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shadowandbone: A big thank you for our lovely Y/N Y/L/N- Barnes and her success! We are proud to have you and witness your art and talent from up close!

And a big thank you to the fans, who helped and supported us in this journey of winning not one but 4 awards in one night! We couldn't have done it without any of you!

And no, this definetly not her proud husband writing this.

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Y/N Y/L/N-Barnes: I will never get used to being called that name 🫠

jessie_mei_li: you both are such simps I'm gonna puke🤢😜😝

kittheyounger: ı'm gonna have cavities because of their sweetness... Who knew she loved being called "Barnes"?

freddycarter1: probably her husband?? And no, benbarnes, we don't wanna know the details... the last time terrorized me 😧😨😳

User5: First Y/N and now Ben... I knew they had the password!

User8: BIG CONGRATS TO OUR GIRL AND EVERYONE WHO WORKED HARD!🫡😎

User4: so proud to watch you all!

amita_suman: Don't let the picture decieve you, the bouquet is way bigger 😁

freddycarter1: I guess Ben's simping's proof is very obvious 😎

User11: our girl deserved every single one of them, alongside other ones she got! Must be hard to try to find a place to put them in their house where her babies can't reach lol

User2: Mother is mothering again. Slayed with that dress as usual.😎🫦

User9: fr, I bet my ass everyone was jealous of her because she is pretty, succesfull, happy, has a gorgeous husband and even more gorgeous and cute children... The list could go on.

User6: Ben must be damn proud of his wife. I think I saw him shed a tear while he clapped loudly for her 🥹

User13: the fact that Ben forgets his own password but uses this account freely baffles me... Girl, is he using your phone again?

Y/N Y/L/N-Barnes: No, surprisingly enough he isn't.

User3: WE CAUGHT HER, SHE HAS BEEN THE USER OF THIS ACCOUNT

User7: 🚨🚨🚨 OPEN THE DOOR Y/N WE HAVE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT

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Y/N Y/L/N-Barnes: Only one minute... One minute I left him with our baby girl and he did this. I mean... She looks hilarious and Ben is very proud of his work but did you have to make her like that? She will look at these pictures one day!

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User3: Ben's cheeky grin, knowing that he wouldn't take sofa punishment is more hilarious djdjddj But babygirl Barnes looks so happy 🥹❤️

User6: His shirt was a paid actor lol

User18: That's why babies shouldn't be left with fathers, without guidance... It's never guaranteed if the baby would be glued to the ceiling or lost in the blankets lol

User3: Why does she look like she could take part as the baby in Adams Family? That joyous, blonde baby in fhe movies I mean??

User8: LoL I can see the resemblance now djsjdj she is cute tho I just want to squish her cheeks!

User3: so true! I don't like babies, but babygirl Barnes is an exception.

User6: she is the only baby, including their son, that I would gladly commit homicide for

Y/N Y/L/N-Barnes: As much as I am glad I have an army of protective SIBLINGS for my children, let's not do that 😅

User16: Is that a little bit of belly I see?? Dadbod!Ben??? Anyone?

User6: Okay but... Is it just me or did Ben become more happy and attractive ever since having a family?

user17: Only the best wishes to your family!

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benbarnes: The other half of my soul, my beutiful wife, the mother of our children and the joy of our chaotic yet happy family... There are many titles you have but the best one for me is Mrs.Barnes, happy anniversaries, darling. All the memories we made together (including yes, the mess in the kitchen many times we cooked together) is nothing but perfection to me. My only wish for the future is to be able to make more with our children.

I love you so much ❤️

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Y/N Y/L/N-Barnes: I'm the happiest I ever was, my love. Thank you for the joy you brought me, thank you for being my husband and the father of our children. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you 💐🥹❤️💓

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Beta Squad members as The Weeknd songs {and why}

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AJ: Shameless

guys guys guyyyssss , listen to the fvcking lyrics and tell me that’s not how you imagine being in a relationship with him!! the melody too, like it just gives off such Aje vibes you know? trusstt this is his song 100% , im sure with this one

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Niko: Losers

now now now, why would I pick a semi-basic song for my husband? well it’s not really basic though. listen to the words and fricking tell me that it doesn’t sound like a Niko thing?? like the lines “cause stupid’s next to I love you” and obviously “only losers go to school” ahahah. and the melody is so upbeat but not too over the top at the same time, just like Niko, you guys get me??? like plz I put a lot of thought into this one ahahah

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Sharky: Rockin’

sooo I was stuck in between this song and ‘Next’ but then I came to a conclusion that the latter is too too chill (almost sad) and the lyrics wouldn’t make sense. maybe the lyrics of ‘Rockin’ don’t all apply to Sharks, but the melody is his 100% because of how catchy and easy going it sounds!!! and you would totally be rockin’ together. being with sharky would be like dating your best friend no? j think ab it, he loves to gossip (podcasts r there for a reason), he dresses sooo well (outfit matchy matchy), great listener and an overall sweetheart!!! and the line “you don’t have to waste your energy”!?!? a slay line, defo cause he’d be so carefree w u and feel amazing. Sharky ily sm <3

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Kenny: Gasoline

ssshhhh guys,this is such an underrated song Im telling you, j like Kenny. this song is j *chefs kiss* for him, despite the fact that I can’t explain why the main chorus of the song has me thinking ab Kenny when the lyrics have nothing to do w him. Ik it feels like I j wasn’t bothered for poor Kenny, but that ain’t the case. really like, here you either get it or don’t, it’s j all ab the vibe rlly. (also the OD line in the chorus kind of resembles his boxing to me..like if u were to be in a relationship you’d obviously help him, help him stay motivated, always be on his side and support him no matter what, that’s why it’s “I know you won’t let me OD” , cause he would literally trust you w his whole life!!)

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Chunkz: Ordinary Life

lyrics lyrics lyrics is all I can say guys. maybe don’t listen to them too deeply, but off of the surface vibes we get religion, fame and the contrast of the two. we all know Chunkz takes his religion seriously, to the point where he gave up music, and we all know he is considered a very successful individual. so connecting the two, he probably does have a hard time balancing them which only makes sense because usually religion is more ab the spiritual world rather than the material. additionally the main chorus is lively tuneful but still sounds kind of mature (u get me guys? I hope so) which is literally a description of our bby Chunkz <3

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BONUS:

Filly: Best Friends

honestly self-explanatory hahaha, like this man always talking how he doesn’t want a serious relationship or anything like that, like he a fwb typa guy. lyrics v fitting if like someone ends up falling for him (me), I mean cmon like who wouldn’t…it’s Filly. looks, charisma, vibe, j a dream man fr. the melody lowk calm, drk if it’s v Filly but in some way I would say yes..

[jonquilandlace]

Well I can't stop thinking about if Apple's Spirited was actually done on Broadway with Broadway actors so have a fancast

Disclaimer: This is literally just actors I like and know are currently active. There is very little thought put into this beside "ooo I love this voice and think it would fit the role p well." Feel free to dispute and brainstorm further in the reblogs/tags, but like there is genuinely 4% thought put into this, lmao.

Present (Will Farrell) - Jonathan Groff

The heart and soul of the show. Requires strong acting, strong vocals, and a stunning sense of humor. Honestly maybe this is just me being a simp but like I fully think he would have a gotdamn blast dressed up in Scrooge makeup for the 1800s scene and no one can convince me otherwise.

Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds) - Jeremy Jordan

This is it, the entire reason I made this fan cast. Just. Imagine Jeremy Jordan singing Bringin' Back Christmas. The same energy as Ready As I'll Ever Be, and also as The World Will Know from Newsies??? Like, that's barely anything, and he's perfect.

Kimberly (Octavia Spencer) - Khaila Anyé Wilcoxon

Yeah okay I did sadly feel like I needed to slightly de-age Kimberly to match the younger form of Present; my original casting was NaTasha Yvette Williams and she would still slay this so hard, but like. Consistency, ya know? And besides, Khaila is STUNNING, fr; her performance as Catherine of Aragon is a testament to her skills alone, but if you want proof of her ability to sing gently as well as to Belt Like All Hell as she does in Six, then I will just direct you kindly to her role as one of the Fates in Hadestown; girl SLAYS! (Alternate pick: Renée Elise Goldsberry, because I can just HEAR her sing these songs.)

Jacob Marley (Patrick Page) - Patrick Page

I mean. Come on. Even if he hadn't played this role already, he originated Hades in Hadestown. No one can top this guy.

Past (Sunita Mani) - Solea Pfeiffer

Hadestown haunts the cast again, but like, come on. She's so good, no one can tell me no.

Yet-to-Come (Tracy Morgan) - Michael James Scott

IDK something about his energy as Genie just translates really well to this role to me. (Alternatively, the Beetlejuice energy of Alex Brightman would give a REALLY fun twist to it, especially if the director decided to lean into YTC as a comic relief character, but the energy is just off enough I wanna stick to the source material for now.)

Wren (Marlow Barkley) - Isabella Esler

Okay to be completely honest am I pretty much just pulling a random Lydia Deets out of a hat since they're like the only consistent kid actresses I can find? Maybe, lmao. That said, having heard her sing, she's GOOD fam! I think she could pull Wren really well!

Owen (Joe Tippett) - Justin Collette

Okay, so once again, he happens to be a Beetlejuice star, but the vibe check here really comes from his role in School of Rock! It's the same sort of offbeat-person-with-a-heart-of-gold vibe as Owen has in the movie, and like with him also playing the Beetlejuice to Isabella's Lydia, I think they'd do great as dad and daughter on stage. Alternatively, Will Burton (who played Adam in the same cast) would also be a great pick, but gives off some more panicky vibes that I don't feel are as great of a match to Owen.

Carrie (Andrea Anders) - Michaela Diamond

If you've seen her video on her favorite song from NYT, you Know the vibes.

Anyway that's my brainrot for the year thank you and enjoy—

[chiisana-lion]

Izuleo 👁️ subakoga 👁️ midoyuzu 👁️

cracking my knuckles rn i Will answer for each character so im putting this under a read more (also i answered for yuzuru here!!)

Izumi

favorite thing about them he likes shrimp hes just like me for real also the fact his hobby is bullying his underclassmen but he really does have a desire to help and guide them properly and Does do that in the end!!

least favorite thing about them kidnapping :( (serious note though i do find his relationship w makoto really interesting)

favorite line his "sooo annoying" catchphrase <3

brOTP everyone in knights!!

OTP izuleo the everythings. giving each other a 2nd chance to try again.,..., also they are literally living together so

nOTP izumako akjdsgkjashsjkhg

random headcanon saw he liked to knit and i think he'd make nice matching sweaters for everyone in knights at some point

unpopular opinion none here either!

song i associate with them that's why i gave up on music by yorushika is really izuleocore

favorite picture of them ur comic reminded me of this card and he looks like hes enjoying himself a lot picking out keychains for everyone hjksdghkjgsd

Leo

favorite thing about them he's a silly guy!! just really loves composing and sena and knights and he's been through. so much what the hell was checkmate head in hands

least favorite thing about them nothing tbh

favorite line his little lover's quarrel with izumi in sudden death jgwhjkghkjds

brOTP madaleo is rly sweet to me and in dark night's passing.. augh

OTP izuleo!!

nOTP instead of saying none here maybe i should just remove this part entirely but i rly dont have many notps whkjwhjksdg

random headcanon he brings izumi over to his family's house so often that they actually get rather surprised when he comes back on his own

unpopular opinion none really come to mind 😔

song i associate with them ^ same as the one in izumi's

favorite picture of them this sticker <3

Subaru

favorite thing about them he's obviously very protagonist coded with the typical happy and sunny personality but like!! he is also kind of a jerk sometimes!! hes actually fairly observant of people!! and he does work so hard and the fact he was shunned for it early in his yumenosaki years </3 but rly he has a lot of love in his heart and shows it and i rly like charas like that

least favorite thing about them understand the initial discomfort w arashi but the transphobic comments sometimes 😔

favorite line im sorry its been ages since i last read stories none come to mind rn orz

brOTP him and midori wkjsjgdkjhksd junior he likes to tease fr. also anzu!!

OTP poly trickstar is always fun!! also sbhk i esp like and you already know subakoga i have a soft spot for

nOTP him and anzu specifically, they're more besties to me

random headcanon trickstar sleepovers. thats it

unpopular opinion not gonna lie i actually quite liked him in meteor impact, yeah he said what he needed to say and albeit harsh chiaki Was being not the best! at that very moment and probably needed that

song i associate with them STARDOM! from ai/katsu stars gives me a kinda trickstar vibe (<planned to draw them in said dresses related to such but never got to it)

favorite picture of them i like him in the starpro photoshoot a lot!!

Koga

favorite thing about them hate UNDEAD all they do is shout go dogboy go (koga probably) i really like his voice!! yuki ono slays each time

least favorite thing about them i think he can stand to calm down a bit sometimes. but then again i guess thats his charm

favorite line [i need to brush up on stories for real] but his halloween line about leon and daikichi's matching costumes was cute djkgshkhjsdg

brOTP adonis and koga!!! love their friendship and how hes one of the people he can rly open up to in UNDEAD. also his and ritsu's dynamic is so so funny too wyd when the guy u admire more than anything else's little brother calls u corgi and makes u spoil him. also the aoi twins.,,.... i love the light music club

OTP only sbkg as of rn but im fairly open to others skdjghjksdhg havent thought much of that i just think those two specifically were nice

nOTP none!

favorite picture of them he looks really nice in this one :) just having fun w his love of dogs and they love him!!

Midori

favorite thing about them mascot lover so true!! also his growth is soo <3 he really didnt wanna be there but grew to love everyone in ryuseitai and being an idol and how hes definitely trying harder now compared to ! era augh

least favorite thing about them ik he doesnt really mean it most of the time when he says he wants to die but it still hurts a bit like </3 dont say that

favorite line Climax makes me so...,,... when he talks about how he felt bad for essentially wasting Chiaki's efforts in raising him as an idol in the end after a whole year like... aughgj..........................

brOTP EVERYONE IN RYUSEITAI they love each other. so so much

OTP *gesturing @ everything* i like midoyuzu a perfectly normal amount (lying)

nOTP hmmm none really.,,... i guess i cant rly see chia/mido in a romantic way if anything?

random headcanon he saves yuzuru's art on his phone and look back at them as a pick-me-up during training or work sometimes!

song i associate with them i mean what else it really does fit him to a T imo

favorite picture of them 7th anni homescreen art gets me each time hes just. hes so damn starstruck it obliterates me

[sapphysicsandmath]

rebelde thoughts, there are spoilers

-mj>>>>. sebas was right like jana will never be mj! mj should be the lead!! -continuing that, the psychoanalysis part of my brain is saying that mj wanted to do the little seduction play so badly because she wanted to prove to herself and everyone who wasn’t andi and dixon (because they already knew) that she had it in her to be the lead, to be the hot it girl, to be attractive and charming in not just a platonic way -jana and luka are so annoying sometimes but i still do like them. like jana and the precious 206 roomie moments :( when she let mj try on the dress and eyed her when mj said it was gonna be fun LIKE THAT’S GAY anyway then whenever luka validated mj by being like show jana how it’s done! alright selena pick the song! like still in his bitchy tone but i liked that :( and when luka called esteban brother and joked when he got mad like i thought that was cute :( -esteban needs to show off more of that musical talent idgaf about him and jana fr like i get it they’re together but they’re so boring and het like it’s so predictable for those two types of ppl to get together it’s quiet talented mysterious boy and popular it girl who has a secret side that aligns with the quiet mysterious boy’s interest somehow! i care about that music cause that class assignment was GAS!!!!! -can dixon have his own slay... he did so much for their group of friends and... i will never forgive jana for saying they were never friends cause he did so much especially for her! -also andi is an underrated friend!! andi and dixon are the lesbian and himbo duo of this show. andi tried to keep emilia out of it, set her boundaries quite firmly, but still seemed to value her friends and the band more. she loved emilia so much, but she put herself and her band and friends and values first by breaking up with her. she seems so emotionally and socially aware and i like that!! she always looked out for mj and even jana. those are her ROOMIES. -andi and dixon looked so hurt when mj performed w sebas :((( that hurt me -andi’s character is so funny cause she looks like she wouldn’t commit to anything like she just seems like she’d be a little bit of a whore but she is such a simp that it’s unreal and that is peak lesbianism if you ask me actually -emilia is a really morally right person she’s just dumb and that’s okay because when she was actually caught up with what was going on she took the right side even if it meant she wasn’t going to get a contract! and she wasn’t even wrong thinking that sebas was having sex w someone and not even considering la logia -i think the girls room has like so much untapped homoerotic tension. not wishing anything bad on endi but... i would like to see something. maybe some andixmj or mjxjana idk am i crazy for that -if they don’t forgive mj for delivering on her parents’ ultimatum... i will hurt someone because they literally forgave luka for helping in screwing them over and esteban for falling off the face of the earth for a few days -i would like to see more of andi and emilia and mj and dixon like i feel like we got so much luka esteban sebas and jana and i simply dgaf abt them anymore i feel like i know them so well but idk anything about the others except like dixon is secretly rich, mj is religious, emilia is brazilian and not rich, andi is??? a rich(?) delinquent? was that her dad who was mad abt her being a delinquent ? the same dad that taught her how to play drums? like that simply doesn’t seem right and i would like clarification -sue me because as much as i want mj fruity i think sebas redemption could be cool because then her and mj could be potentially cute but i also want dixon to win but i also think jana or andi should get with mj... mj just slays too hard im sorry -andrea is acting her fucking ass off because she is like a more emo version of andi irl like she could start going by andi rn -selene really is lowkey just eye candy for this show and honestly it’s okay <3 her and gigi are attracting the wlw and it’s working

[fudokaze]

thoughts on titans 4x04 (spoilers ahead)

do NOT treat my soon to be milf this way sir

man murdering women are always welcome

random dude stay away from MY wife

girlie is joining a cult

seb is so sweet, he hasn’t said or done anything yet but idgaf. i love him

GOD JINX I LOVE YOU

tim is such a little nerd

seb and rachel need to take a nap

loving the flashbacks fr

“your dad led a cult?” “yeah… :(”

conner and jinx bickering content is appreciated

jinx has middle child energy in this show and i will not elaborate on that btw

ravens are cool, i like ravens

“what is that?” “just your standard portal to hell :)”

JARED LETO?

oh it’s just a random long haired man, my bad

this is mass suicide guys no

are we getting cult sapphics?

THIS LOOKS LIKE CULT SAPPHICS TO ME

oh…

not cult sapphics, I REPEAT NOT CULT SAPPHICS

cool cake, i approve

yes, she is kind of evil and weird and cult-y and she betrayed her friend/gf, but does it rlly matter if she has a pretty dress?

“you’re beautiful” oh sapphics

yes hold hands

do not ruin the moment, MALE.

did she just drink blood or like

i can excuse cults, but i draw the line at cannibalism /q /j

seb be my bf thnx

dick listen to kory please

tim is so fucking cute FUCK

“hey, are you and garlene (?)…” “just friends!”

checking if her gf likes someone else ofc

but she only likes her own gf

I KNEW SEB WAS HER SON, I KNEW IT C’MON

my poor wife :(

give her her son back!!!

she deserves so much better

SNEK.

“i don’t know anything about anything holes”

sorry i know it’s serious but…

GUYS.

shut up, it’s a funny word

jinx don’t kill my bf

gar always saving the day, best boy

SAVED BY HER GIRLFRIEND OMG YES

slay zombie apocalypse i guess

“oh, blue light therapy, nice! i think you cleared up their acne!”

god, i love jinx

i also love zombies

“how many people work here?” “too many!”

“get it rachel”

mood

jinx do something

OH.

this scene must have been so hard to film

with everyone being still and all

ZOMBIR WHO NOW

“jinx, freeze him!” “i need time to recharge!” “what are you, a fucking iphone 7?”

I’M SORRY THAT WAS FUNNY

seb NO

“headshot motherfucker”

this ep’s lines are so iconic idc

oh, my man just reattached his head like it was nothing???

NO CONNER FUCK

GIRL WHAT

LEAVE MY BOY ALONE

dick and his little gadgets

superboy did not stand a chance, dick pls…

smacked in the face by a zombie

JINX I LOVE YOU GOD DAMN IT

saving the day as she should

icon behaviour

jinx and dick are the duo i needed all this time

conner sweetie :(

oh, do not die like your gay dad pls

snek?

LITTLE SNEK

oh it’s so cute

like a living noodle

rachel and seb best siblings

this ep was FUN

[slowjamastan]

Official Fanfic Rant part 9 (i can [not] forget abt this)

i took like a week off from working on my little au bcz i was reading official content for more context and then got hit with the realization that some of my characterization was Just off enough to make me frustrated. by now ive decided ill leave it be with a disclaimer / justify it badly. or something. its funnier like this.. not that i want this to be Lol Crack Fic hhhhhhh... the biggest issue was my personal bias that yao should be old as hell and bad at technology bcz i forgot that he had a gaming addiciton phase !!!!!!!!! i had to walk away fr a bit like MAN CMON. lmao. anyway

motivation returned when my liechten bias grabbed me and shook me by my shoulders real hard. i love that lil girl like u wouldn't believe and im always upset that she only ever gets attention when someone is like "i wanted to draw a girl in a pretty dress ^^" SHE HAS A PERSONALITY TOOOOO AND ITS A FUNNY ONEEEE she literally deserves so much better than this so shes a main chara. to me

so basically i sat bolt upright and was like oh my god! she would be so bad at minecraft. im gonna project so hard on her for this. she makes a dirt house and has a little farm and is like "i did it :)" and aspires to very little more. she turns the creepers and whatever off so she can farm in peace. she also gets so bored of it so switching to stardew or smth wouldn't be much better. shes like i could literally spend this time in my actual garden and livestream it + this sucks + why bother? her streams flop bcz lili dont caare

but u know what she would go CRAZY for? literally any fps. she would Slay at idk. fortnite probably. before moving on to more niche competitive fps games. this is her modern day calling. after the House flops she goes on to join an esports team as the token girl / token nature spirit

*shy 12yo girl voice directly into the mic* gg ez

[goth-girlfriend]

Stained Sinners

Request: “I just read a scenario where the Reader is married to Stain and no one really knows because they didn’t ask. But I wanted ask if you can do a wife Reader joins the LOV because they saw she worked with stain and asked her to join prior to Stain being caught. She has a blood manipulation quirk. Stain tells Reader if anything happens to join then. So Reader joins, and being older becomes a mom, and even more when they find out she was MARRIED TO STAIN! Please 🥺👉👈”

Rating: E for Everyone

Pairing: Chizome Akaguro (Stain)x Wife!Reader + ‘basically adopted LOV’

Warnings: Angsty kinda?

Notes: I really love Stain and hope to find more content for him. Also, the League is aged down a bit so you can be late twenties and older than most, other than Kurogiri.

⚠️I ran out of text blocks so⚠️ ⚠️Part two for a surprise!⚠️

🖤🖤🖤❤️🖤🖤🖤❤️🖤🖤🖤❤️🖤🖤🖤

“Chizome Akaguro” I scolded the man in front of me who was stuffing his face.

He looked over his shoulder at me.

“Yes?” He asked crumbs falling as he spoke.

I tried to be mad, I really tried, I sighed and walked over to counted where he was hunched over the baking sheet I’d pulled pulled out the oven five minutes ago. He turned away from me and went back to stuffing his face with cookies I’d worked hard to take to the orphanage. I hugged him from behind, and rested my cheek against his back. I listened as he swallowed and his heart pumping.

“These are good.” He mumbled finally wiped his face with his forearm.

“I know, that’s why they WERE FOR WHEN WE WENT TO GO MEET KIDS.” I scoffed and he pulled my arms off turned around before letting me fall against his chest.

“That’s was today?” He asked letting his arms hug my own chest.

“Yes, I was really looking foreword to it, but they canceled. Something about a recent villain attack not to far from their location.” I shrugged and pressed my cheek to his chest sighing.

“Mhm.” He hummed I watched his right arm reach back into the almost empty pan groping around for another.

“(Y/n),” his sighed as he managed to grab another cookie.

“Yes Chizome,” I rested my chin on his chest as I looked directly up at him. It was something about his smile. The wild look in his eyes.

“If something goes wrong, join the league.” He left the cookie on the pan sheet and brought his left forefinger and thumb to my chin.

A feeling of uneasiness filled my stomach and my feet tingled, my legs were cold.

“Wrong?” I asked looking him in the eyes.

“For the past few day I haven’t be able to get rid of this feeling. Something is going to go wrong and I want us to be ready.” His right hand reached into his pocket.

“We’ve been through almost everything Chizome, what could go wrong at this point?” I asked and looked up at him.

“I don’t know, but,” he pulled out a black cord with his wedding band.

“I want you to remember that through everything I will always be with you.” My heart was growing heavy and aching.

“If anything happens, and I’m gone, join the League, it’ll give you some shelter until I can get back to you.” He pushed me back a bit. He walked around and moved my hair out of the way.

In the time her was pulling the black cord around my neck all I could think about was how these were the rare moments he didn’t act like himself. Whatever he was feeling, it must really scare him. Even in the face of some of the strongest hero’s he never faltered. But this is nothing like the Chizome I know. Like my Chizome.

He let my hair fall back to its natural place, I turned around and hugged him while I had the chance.

“I love you Chizome.” I felt tears stinging.

His arms coming up he hugged me back.

“I,” He sighed and squeezed, “I love you.”

We stood in the kitchen, my tears didn’t fall, I stood enjoying his hot and soft embrace. His chin resting on top of my head.

“Spend tonight with me,” I mumbled into his chest, “I don’t want to be alone.”

He hummed and the after slowly crept by, at night I snuggled up to Chizome’s side. I wanted to ask so many questions, what did he mean when he’s gone, would he die, would he be captured? I sighed and laid my head on his bare chest, his right arm behind his head, his left arm around my torso. I hugged his chest.

We spent one last night together, not knowing it’d be the last. We worshiped each other, remembering the touch’s nd feeling of the others skin. Morning came, we stayed in late, the curtains closed blocking out the sun. I traced patters into his back he layer face down in the pillows, I straddled his back rubbing the tense muscles.

“I have to go soon.” His words lingered heavy in the air.

“To meet Shigaraki.” I added.

“Yeah.” A simple answer from a simple man.

I sighed and got off his back falling onto my own beside him. He let out a grunt and move slaying on top of me. His his head on my chest, his chest on my stomach and he keyed between my legs. His arms shoved themselves under me and wrapped around with a tight grip.

“I love you.” He kisses my collar bone, around the area he had left permanent marks.

“I love you.” I brought my hands to his hair massaging his scalp.

He let out a hum, and I smiled down at him.

“I’ll come back to you.” He mumbled into my chest.

“Promise?” I asked and ran my fingers through the knots in his hair.

“I promise.” He placed a kiss between my breast.

He got up to get ready, I pulled on black leggings and a black long sleeve shirt. I left the red and white fabric I wore that matched Chizome’s, I was left in all black. I found some socks, they were black with a small white Adidas symbol.

I followed him to door, he was completely dressed and ready to kill.

He turned to face me, hand on the door knob.I was weak, I stepped closer hugging him and tightly as I could, no tears just raw emotions I tried to get out, he looked down at me, and leaned in. I kissed him wanting him to feel every raw emotion I had for him.

He pulled away forehead pressed to mine, “I love you (y/n) Akaguro.”

I looked at him, “I love you Chizome Akaguro.”

I closed my eyes with a smiled as his pulled away, a soft kiss to my forehead. He pulled away and I watched him walk out, the last thing I saw was a small innocent smile. I was filled with to many emotions, maybe this was the last time I’d see him. No, it won’t be.

I tried to busy myself the rest of the afternoon, night fell. The house was quiet, the only sound being my finger pads hitting the keys of my phone. And the ticking of the small alarm clock in our room. It echoed in the silent almost empty house.

The silence was killing me,I’d be listening to Chizome talk about useless hero’s and villains, or his snoring as he slept on the Sofa.

I turned on the TV, to see the man I was talking about. Lights were everywhere. The sound around me stopped, except for the ticking of the clock reminding me of how fast time was passing.

The only words I could make out, “Hero Killer Stain caught,”, “Critical Condition.”, “lungs filling with blood.”

My blood running cold leaving me feeling empty.

“YOUR PROMISED YOUD COME BACK YOU LIAR.” I screamed, my throat scratching, I fell to my knees in front of the TV with his picture.

“YOU LIED TO ME, YOU LEFT ME FOR THAT WHORE CALLED DEATH.” I screamed.

A heavy scratching feeling in the back of my throat. I watched the ambulance with officers close and take off out of the cameras sight.The tears were falling I’d have to get in contact with the League soon now. A let two days pass, I tried to figure out what happened to Chizome, no reports have been put out yet.

Just as I was about to give up a report pops up, “Hero Killed Stain has be labeled as stable and will be moved to a highly guarded prison.”

I sigehd, prison, but at least he was alive. I felt hot tears falling onto my hands and running down my cheeks leaving cold streaks where they just ran. I sighed and wiped the tears away, a phone call coming in, I answered it.

“Hello?” I asked cleaning my throat.

On the other side the voice I recognized as Kurogiri.

“Are you ready to meet with us?” He asked.

“Yes. Where do I go?” I asked.

“Send me your location, I’ll open a portal.”

Not wanting them to know where I lived I left the house pulling on the red and white fabric and my black converse high tops. I grabbed the two leather belts that crossed over my hips and a pouch I strapepd to my thigh. Finally dual Katana strapped to my back I headed to a nearby ally. I sent my location and a black pool of smoke opened not to far from my spot.

I touched it stretching out my hand, my fingers falling cold at the portal. I swallowed my fear and pushed myself through. I came face to a wall, a torn All Might poster. I turned around hearing noise. The black portal was gone. I came face to a bunch of kids, teenagers actually. So young, I wonder how they ended up here. I turned to look around eye falling on Kurogiri, not recognizing anyone else here.

Before I could say a thing questions flooded my surroundings.

“Who is she! She looks so pretty!”

“Why is there a random lady here? I don’t give a damn.”

“She has the same clothes as Spinner.”

“We do have the same clothes, almost.”

“Do you think she knows who we are?”

“But why is she here?”

“Idiots.”

“Shut up all of you.” A hiss came.

I looked at a boy with light blue hair and a hand covering his face. I looked past him at Kurogiri, an obvious look of confusion on my face. I reached for my thigh pouch pulling out senbon between each of my fingers.

“What is this?” I asked.

“It’s the League of Villains of course.” The boy say down bring his leg over the other.

“Mhm, so why are they a bunch of kids?” I asked using my hand not holding needles to motion to the group.

“Those who truly admire Stain’s ethics don’t come with limits.” A lizard guy with pink hair spoke up.

“I see that.” I said looking at him and his...costume.

“Who are you?” This little middle school looking girl cane up taking my arm in her hand.

“Call me (y/n), I used to work with Stain. I stayed behind the scenes operating everything.” It wasn’t a lie.

“You know stain.” The boy with light blue hair asked from his spot.

I looked at Kurogiri, he’d said he’d chosen me because of how closely I’ve worked with stain, I now understand why he seemed so desperate to have me join.

“Yeah, we were pretty close before his...recent falling.” I swallowed.

“Well, (y/n), would you like to join the League or not?” This blue haired boy asked.

If it weren’t for what you told me Chizome, I wouldn’t even give this place a second thought. I looked at the group one more a lot of them covered in wounds. Not critical but still sounds.

“Get me a first aid kit and all of your names and I’ll join.” I sigehd crossing my arm over my chest.

“Great!” He stood up and looked at Kurogiri, “This is what making things happen look like.”

“Tomura Shigaraki.” He said and looked in my direction.

“It’s great to be working with you Tomura.” I said, sure this kids had to know I’m older than them.

He turned and left Kurogiri he told everyone to stand in line and introduce themselves. They did.

“Dabi.”

“Toga!”

“Twice?!”

“Spinner.”

“Compress if you would.”

I

“Great, I’m (l/n) (y/n), just call me (y/n).” I introduced myself and they fell out of line and lingered about.

I studied them after I was given the Forst aid kit.

“You don’t have a healer do you?” I asked Kurogiri.

“No healer would ever be a villain.”

“Lucky for you, I am.” I said and popped open the kit.

“Toga,” I called.

She looked at me and smiled, I gave her smield and patted the stool in front of me.

“Let me help you with those cuts.” She nodded and rushed over siting on the stool.

I got to work on cleaning the cuts, she was cheerful the whole time and asking questions about Stain. I was bit jelaous that there are girls who would like to get up and personal with him. She moved aside and called Dabi to get ‘checked out.’

He denied and rubbed the back of his head with his hand, I noted blood running down his neck. Not caring what he said I gave him a look and told him to sit. He looked around to see if he was being watched. He took his time strolling over before sitting with a heavy sigh. Toga giggled at him and he huffed rolling his eyes crossing his arms against his chest.

“Let’s get this over with damnit.” He mumbled.

I softly put my finger tips to his naps. I felt him flinch and then tense.

“I hit the nail on the head.” I mumbled pulling my fingers back, blood coating the pads.

“Lean your head foreward I’m going to brush the hair out of the way, you might need stitches.” I said and and grabbed a few clips from the kit and pinned his hair back, a wound about two inches, not to deep, but without stitches it wouldn’t stay closed.

“How much pain can you handle?” I asked grabbing the stitch kit.

“Emotional or Physical?” He aske dlooking down.

I paused and leaned around him to see his side profile.

“Do you,” I paused, “Wanna talk about this maybe?” I asked brows furrowed.

“No, just get on with it.” He said and looked away.

I grabbed an antiseptic pad and pulled on gloves, I wiped the blood away and got to work. He flinched every now and then which was expected with out the numbing injection.

“There, all done.” I said and finished cutting the string.

“Thanks.” He mumbled and didn’t look at me.

He walked away and I looked at the three who remained.

They were staring at me, either scared or wondering who was going to be next.

“Well?” I asked and pat the stool.

“Thanks doll but I’m fine!” Twice said and walked off.

Compress waved his hand, “Thank you but I wasn’t in battle.”

Spinner moved and sat in the chair, his lifted a Percy go his shirt showing a few bad scrapes where the skin was bleeding but not heavy.

“Alright.” I nodded and turned pulling the gloves off and switching them for other things I’d need to treat the surface wounds.

While I started to tend to his wounds he asked questions.

“What’s he like? Is he the same everywhere? Does he have a house? Have you been to his house? Does he have an alias? Do you help tend to his wounds and blades?”

“Well, he’s the same all around,” I paused and kept working, “He has very strong morals, and is very firm in who he is and the things he does. I think he does have a house but I’ve never been there, usually he came to my house so I could patch him up. I’m not sure he goes by any other name, but his last name from what he told me is Akaguro.” I finished covering the scarpes with a large gauze.

“Now is there anything else?” I asked.

He shook his head, “Thats all, I didn’t get hurt to bad.”

“That’s good, Well. If you need anything I’ll be here with Kurogiri for a while.” I smiled at him and closed my kit.

He had a faint smile and nodded, “Thank you.”

I looked at Kurogiri, “So, let’s have a tour.” I smield and he nodded.

After walking into the actual living part of the base I was disgusted, it’s was a big dusty cobweb mess, I didn’t even want to guess what the rooms looked like. A few walls had holes, the floor was covered in a layer of dirt and dust, the sofa was covered in dust and lint, the windows were grimmy, the light covers were cracked with dust. I shivered. Everything in me was telling me these kids needed help. After that Kurogiri showed me to the kitchen. It was something you’d see in your worst nightmare. And then‘my’ room. It was bad, it was dark, kinda humid, the walls were cracked, the window was blocking the sun.

“Does anyone clean or?” I asked stepping out of my room into the hall way.

“No.” Kurogiri answered.

“Well, take me back home because I’m about to.” I said and started to tie my hair up and take everything off. “Let me just leave this with you, it’s to much of haste to carry.”

I kept my belt and thigh pouch on, they didn’t look villainous alone.

Getting back the alley way I rushed to my house and grabbed a large and a small duffel bag. In the small one I packed a new set of sheets, basic necessities, and some clothes. In the big duffel bag I put in house holding cleaning items a few medical things I used to patch up Chizome when he’d get hurt.I carried my broom and mop and got ready face my biggest challenge. Full time stay at home mom came with a perk, that perk was have lots of time to learn many things.

Back at the hideout I dropped my bag in my room and started with the living room. The first thing being getting all the dirt off of the floor. So I swept and swept and swept. I felt stares from everyone who passed through. Dabi day in the living room, doing nothing just sitting. I smiled behind him as I swept. I pat his head when I passed behind the sofa. All I received was “heh.”

I kept sweeping and finally I finished. I looked at Dabi and the Sofa he sat on I needed to sweep under. Moving over to moved the whole side with ease, he looked at me as I swept where the sofa once was and then pushed him back.

“Now,” I huffed and looked at the big pile of dirt that I’d swept up, “It’s getting serious.”

The week passed, no one had really asked anything about my personal life aside form my quirk. I cleaned everything, and even my room. I had a storage room full of things from my old house before Stain and I moved in together, I brought some things to replace the make shift tables, and the sofa I had to replace these dusty pieces of rag.

Right now everyone is sitting at the table and waiting for dinner which I’ve started to cook every night after learning sometimes they don’t eat all. Then the question came, “What’s your quirk?”

I paused and turned off the stove I’d brought as well.

“Well I can manipulate any living thing if I can get it’s blood.” I answered.

I shifted the senbon between my teeth and waited for the rice to finish. I pulled out a cutting board and started to slice the cutlets I’d just fried.

“I have a needle, blade, glass or senbon, if I can get even the slightest drop of blood to my tongue the person looses all control and I can manipulate their body to work for me. Let’s say if I wanted to control....” I paused thinking, “Toga because she’s making a mess, I quick almost unnoticeable prick of senbon and she’s freezes. Not knowing why, or how, it’s because I got a taste of her blood and control her now.” I started to fill bowls with rice and a cutlet on each bowl before placing them on the table one for everyone.

“Oh so it’s almost like Stain!” Toga screamed.

“Yeah, that’s actually why he recruited me in the first place.” I said and served the last bowl.

“Now eat.” I said and placed my hand on her back as she smield up at me.

While they were eating I was cleaning up. I looked at the window in the makeshift kitchen, it was blocked by a curtain I’d put up.

The month passed easy, I was mostly used as a “healer” of the group. I also adopted a bunch of kids apparently.

“Mom?” I turned around to find Toga looking up at me.

“Yes, do you need something?” I asked dropping what I was doing.

“Thank you.” She buried her face in my chest and hugged me.

I looked around not knowing what to do. I swallowed and hugged her back. I felt my heart tug.

‘Chizome, I have great news... You’re a father! I know it’s weird but... it’s not just one and it’s not twins, it’s six.... very strange children... Apparently I’ve become a mom? And well, I don’t think they know we’re married so, right now it’s just you and I who know your a dad now. So... congratulations! I’m not sure if you’ll get this letter or the other letters but I’ve tried my best to get them to you. I love you and be good! How am I ever supposed to get you out if you keep trying to break out?! They just put in more security. I love you, and I’ll try to write you soon.

~ (y/n) Akaguro

I finished the letter and sealed it off, I looked at the large prison in the distance. The small bird is caught should be enough to get this letter to him. I let the bird go and started my way home.

Making it home with a two bags of things I bought from the store I set them down on the table. I found Shigaraki sitting on the sofa. He had a mirror, the tips of his fingers running over the cracks part of his skin.

“Tomura,” I called his name.

He looked at me before grabbing his hand mask and putting it back on.

“What.” Was all he said.

“Let me help you.” I said and picked up a bag and sat beside him.

“With what.” He scoffed.

“I know cracked skin hurts, so I got something to help.” I said and pulled up the bag. Inside was medicated lotion, I used it on stain during the winter when he refused to put a shirt on. The skin of his ribs were often ashy and cracking.

“No.” He aka s and looked away.

“Come on, just one time, if you don’t like it I won’t make you do it again.” I said and twisted the top causing the pump to spring up.

He looked at it and squinted the one eye I could see.

“Fine.” He sighed and didn’t move.

“Alright,” I patted my lap, “lay down you can close your eyes.”

He hesitated but he did, I pulled off the hand he called father. I payed it aside on the table, his eyes were closed but he looked distressed.

“Relax, it’ll feel a little cold.” I said and pumped someonto my finger tips and started around his eyes rubbing it in gently.

This lasted about fifteen minutes before I finished. I reached back into the bag and grabbed a chapstick and tried to gently put it on him. When I finished he didn’t move so I started to run my hand through his hair, brushing out tangles.

“Tomura.” I whispered, he turned away and took a deep breath before pushing it back out.

“Are you sleeping?” I asked and kept untangling his hair.

“No.” He mumbled not opening his eyes but yawning.

“Do you want to get so you can go sleep?” I asked and kept running my hands in his hair.

“Maybe.” He said.

“Alright, hold on.” I said and lifted his head so I could get from behind him. I grabbed his mask hand and placed it on his stomach.

I moved my arms under his legs and back, he can’t be that heavy. The moment I had him up I was surprised, he was light weight. I carried him to his room and placed him on his bed. I assumed his room would be mess, I was right. Clothes everywhere and empty cans and over all just dirty. I laid him down, a sliver of the outside pouring in through the window. I started to pile clothes into an unused clothes basket and started to pick up trash. By the time I was finished the outside was darker. But his floor and every top surface was cleaned off. With my new bag of trash I left, he rolled over pulling the thin blanket over himself. I smiled at him and left.

I dropped the trash into the trash can and headed to my room. I stopped hearing whimpering. I listened in on Toga’s door nothing. Twice? Nothing, compress, and Spinner we’re on the other side of the building with Kurogiri so I wouldn’t be able to hear any of them. I tried Dabi’s door. I heard what sounded like pained cries, I slowly pushed the door open and found him, he was wrapped up in his sheets. Almost trying to fight them off, his room hot. I moved to his window cracking it open, window blew in. I brought my hand to his forehead, he flinched and grabbe dmy wrist with force stopped and letting go once he opened his eyes. It was nothing, I went through the same thing with Chizome a few times.

“Dabi,” I whispered and got to my knees beside his bed.

He turned his head to its side so he could look at me. He looked weak, vulnerable.

“Do you want to talk about it?” I asked.

I let my right hand trial to his jaw and brushed his hair back with my left.He sighed and shook his head looking up.

“N-” he swallowed “No, I’m fine.” He sighed and sat up. I stood up and rubbed his bare back.

“Everything is okay, if you need to talk I’m across the hall. Let me know if you need something okay?” I let my hand linger on his back waiting for a response.

“Okay,” He said.

I felt bad and didn’t fight the urge, I hugged him and rubbed his back with my right hand, my left hand moving to the back of his head being careful with the stitches.

“I don’t know what your going through, and I know I haven’t been here for long, but if you need something, anything. Let me know.” I said and kissed the top of his head.

He nodded and I felt him hesitate, almost tense, I pulled back a little to look at him. His eyes glossy, he shook his head to the side and pulled me back, he let out a choked sob. I just held him, he didn’t make any other sounds just sat there. Shaking everyone and then. I rubbed his back,waiting for him to calm down, he turned his cheek pressed into my stomach. This is when it really hit, these are kids. There is not telling what they’ve seen, what they’ve down just to get by, the trauma and problems they’ve faced.

“I’ll let you sleep, if you need something, remember I’m across the hall.” I rubbed his head one last time before he nodded and let go.

The next month passed, I grew closer with everyone, Spinner was glued to my side for almost two weeks, curious about Stain and how I got to be the villains sidekick. I even showed him how to bake, he enjoyed the what of the stove more than the actual baking. I spent time with twice talking to him and learning more about him and the things he does. I was impressed with his level of cleanliness. He says it’s because he makes his clone help him. I nodded and even got him to help me fix a few walls inside the building. I spent time with Kurogiri talking in the bar.Now here I am, two months into the League, and whenever I think I’m alone, I’m wrong. It turns Dabi is never to far, and if its not Dabi it’s Spinner. Here I am in the ‘kitchen.’ Reading a letter response I’d actually gotten back.

“What do you mean I’m a father? You’re pregnant? I can’t stay in her longer if that’s it, I need this world to be a better place for my child. I won’t let them grow thinking that hero’s who put their image first is a true hero, I’ll be with you soon. I’ve missed you enough, I won’t miss you or this child anymore then what I have already.”

I reread the note a couple of times, if he manages to get here, soon, I’ll let him tell them who he is. I smiled at the letter. I didn’t say I was pregnant, so I don’t know why he thinks that. But I was happy to know that if it were the case he wouldn’t want to miss it. I tucked the note into my pocket and finished cleaning up, I turn around to find Dabi almost laying on the table.

“I’m tired.” He whined and got up form his sitting laying position.

“Take a nap?” I asked and turned off the stove.

“No, I’m waiting.” He said and watched my movement.

“Waiting for what?” I asked.

“Those!” He said rush’s dover when I pulled out the try of cookies I’d been working on for the League.

“Well, that’s another thing you have in common with Stain, every time I had to patch him up if I had sweets in the house they’d be gone the moment he could walk.” I laughed watching his try to pull up a cookie only for it to break from still being soft.

He stuffed it into his mouth and chewed open mouth to cool it down. I laughed a bit more and watched. He finished it.

“So is he like your boyfriend or was?” He asked and looked at the try.

“No,” I smield down at the cookies thinking of my HUSBAND, “He’s not my boyfriend. At the time we were just co workers? I guess you’d call it.” I shrugged.

“Oh.” He said and grabbed another.

“Don’t burn yourself.” I scolded him.

“I’m Used to it”. He waved me off. I rolled my eyes and pulled out the second pan. “Sure.” I mumbled.

I started to move the cookies to a cooling rack and put the cookie sheets back where I got them. Soon Twice found his way over to the kitchen looking for cookies, he took two handfuls and almost starting fight Dabi over who has eaten more. While they argued I plated some for Tomura who snuck by, followed by Toga and Spinner, and then Kurogiri. I watched them argue until they died down and decided to split what was left.

The third and fourth month passed, I was making dinner after having to patch up Tomura and Compress. I sat down beside Toga, they were all eating, I’d eaten and was looking at my phone because of a calendar reminder. I opened it.8th year Anniversary! A seven day reminded. I clicked on it it opened an album in my photos. My wedding album, there were many photos, my wedding dress. Chizome in his surprisingly traditional wedding Kimono. In the next photo we’d taken a picture by my family houses large lake, the lotus were still open and it was beautiful. I awed at the photo gaining everyone’s attention.

“What is it?” Spinner asked, “A baby?” “Blood?” “A puppy?” “Great show!” “A dead hero?”

I felt myself questioning everything. “No it’s my wedding photos from eight years ago.” I swiped over to myself handing on a bridge over said lake.

“You’re married?!” Three voices screamed, Toga snatched my phone. “ITS BEAUTIFUL!” She screamed and started to swipe across who did you marry? Twice squinted at you and the others leaned in, even Toga stopped scrolling to getting the answer. I thought about it. “I’m married to Stain.” I admitted with a smile.

The table fell silent, “What?!” They all screamed, “You didn’t tell us?!” I paused. “You never asked.” I shrugged and put my phone in the middle of the table starting the memory video. It showed the most seen pictures and favorites.

“Why this is definitely a day to remember!” Compress said and looked around the table. “No kidding.” Spinner added.

[swearronchanel]

Who let me watch 5.06?

I should be doing an assignment that’s due tomorrow but ya know due tomorrow means do tomorrow. Lol I know I should be ashamed to be a procrastinator but university has ruined me anyway. I’m tired from literally going to one lecture haha, but in any event I’ve been rewatching mad men for the who knows what time but I thought I’d take a break from all that and watch an episode of CtM & @flyingnonny inspired me to do a reaction post so why not? I decided on 5.06 since last Sunday’s episode reminded us of that camping trip 😂😂  here goes nothing.. 

*skips intro bc I’m impatient*

Cute community moment ☺️

TRIXIE😍 slaying my life

Shelagh looks so good too 😍 and Angela melting my heart!

Why is shelagh forever wearing cardigans? I like cardigans every now and then but all the time, really?

Everyone is sitting outside, Trixie is in a sleeveless dress, as is Barbara, so it has to be warm?? take it off Shelagh

She’s still my bby though even if I don’t always agree with her fashion choices

what gross vejo pinching Trixie’s ass? That’s not ok

And Babs too lmao, creepy old man, die

Shelagh saying “hello dear” aw

But this is like the only interaction between Shelagh and Trixie & that does not suffice !!

ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO HAVE AN ACTUAL FRIENDSHIP IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE SAID IT I REALLY Want it😭😭💕💕 my two fav bbys

I HAVE EVEN GIVEN REASONS WHY & I CAN GIVE THEM AGAIN ***        1) Why not?? Shelagh has like no real friends besides her husband and sort of Sister Julienne?                                                 

 2) just please, because I’m asking nicely                                                     3) When Shelagh was Sister Bernadette she was often friendly/ in the gossip and conversation with the nurses & remember that one time Trixie grabbed her to come listen to Jenny’s phone conversation?               

4) Trixie was the only one besides Sister Julienne to visit her in the sanatorium. That has to count for something!                                             5) They’ve both been on the show since day 1 & have known each other the longest (besides the nuns) why wouldn’t they be friends or least actually speak to each other?

Aye this is the lady who’s fake pregnant

Shelagh wearing earrings though >> here for it

Sorry there will be a lot of gushing over Shelagh and Trixie

And also I WANT TRIXIE’S HOOP EARRINGS SO BAD, where can I find them??

And how do I get her clothes and figure and her everything lol?

PHYLLIS ! My champion

“Would it have killed you to sit down for five minutes and eat the whole thing!” I LOVE HER, SHE IS A GEM, A HERO, A BADASS & IM NOT READY FOR SUNDAY. IM GOING TO BAWL WITH AND FOR HER

she deserves the best

I think this is the only time I’ve ever heard Trixie address Shelagh by her first name?? a prob.

They need to interact more 😭💔💕😍 I will stop saying it when I’m dead even then I’ll prob say it

Actually when I think of it no one ever calls Shelagh by her first name besides obviously Patrick? And Sister Julienne

#MoreShelaghAndTheOtherNursesInteracting2k17aka1962

And I need at least two seconds of them dotting on pregnant Shelagh

Helen looks so good like goals

“I threatened to put one man over my knee but that only encouraged him” HA IM DEAD NO KINK SHAME

I think there’s been a similar joke before but fuck it it’s still funny to me

But seriously everyone loves Trixie lol how could you not though?

Hey Pats, it’s been a while

Lol omg Tim in that uniform.. Not the best costume 😂😂

Never seen Whistle Down the Wind

But you see, Tom and Babs making out as usual, I’m not knocking it lol but this is why Sister J told her to chill when they went to South Africa😂

also lowkey jealous bc Jack Ashton is handsome af and that could’ve been me but it’s all good. He and Helen are adorable together and I’m here for it x10000

Omg I forgot this lady got assaulted

Oh shit I just remembered this is the episode where sister MC is attacked FUCK WHY DID I WATCH THIS

she can’t report it bc she’d get arrested for soliciting wtf

But remember Shelagh wore the headbands in like series 3 (so glad she stopped I was not here for it)? They must’ve gave them to Babs lol

I forgot Trixie didn’t tell the nurses about AA yet

But she looks gorgeous as ever, even with her mascara running

Lowkey nauseas looking at all that fish ugh. Funny becuase they put a grocery store that has a fish market on the block up from where I live in NYC and I hate it  

I forgot about Peter lol and he was in an episode this series whoops

LIKE WHERE’S YOUR WIFE LOL, *I know, too busy for this, I don’t think she’d fit in the series anymore anyway*

Sister Mary Cynthia 😰❣️

Lol she doesn’t sing loud enough ??

Sister Julienne is so cute when she smiles but don’t forget she’s a badass

REMEMBER THE AGGRESSIVE JACKET FLAP BC OF THE IRRITATING SISTER URSULA

How did this girl hide her pregnancy though?

And did her brothers just not realize she was pregnant and the mother wasn’t?

Oh jeez my cousin was a colic-y baby and my parents kept him like 3 days a week when I was in high school & it was a nightmare. I didn’t sleep for so long

Dont get me wrong I love babies. But when they scream when I’m trying to sleep, nope. Return to sender.

Shelagh is so excited about camping it’s the purest and most adorable thing 😭😭And I like her shirt  

Shelagh made Tim copy the napkin folding from a magazine, SHE IS A GEM

“We never have serviettes on a weeknight” wtf did they just not use napkins every day? I’m confused Lmaoo. What am I missing here 😂omg that reminds me of one of the times my family and I went on a cruise (2006, hella long time ago already wow?? 11 yrs yikes) and my brother & cousin were late to dinner and lied to my mom & aunt saying they were at a “napkin folding class” & my family deadass believed it up until 2 years ago😂

Shelagh’s accent is so cute. I’ve said that many times but it’s so sweet. But again why do we just have to accept she’s Scottish with no context as to how/why she came to England? Like I’m sure there were convents in Scotland. I dont even care that much I just will forever be curious as to why it seems she had no life before she got married lol? Like they don’t ever bring up the fact she was a nun, but ok maybe she feels awkward talking about it but what about before? 

They’re so excited it’s so precious, protect this family 😂😭💕💕

Sister MJ is fasting lol I should try it😂

Omg another dumb story, I didn’t realize today is Ash Wednesday and was hella confused seeing some people with ash on their forehead 😂😂 I should give up something for lent but idk what, we shall see. My mom gave up carbs last year & I died bc I lived at home and ate what she cooked and almost all my fav foods are carbs😂

Shelagh referred to Patsy as Patsy, I’ve only ever heard her say Nurse Mount??

lol Tim you’re what 14? you know damn well those arent* bullet holes

at least he has some of his innocence still. I didn’t @ 14

Sometimes I forget I’m gonna be 19 this year wtf. I’ve accidentally told people I’m 16 before and had to correct myself 😂😂

Patrick is excited about this holiday, boy you don’t know what’s coming 😂

HE’S GONNA ATTACK THE LADY WITH A BABY I FORGOT THAT TOO WTF

I wanna fight him

Diane’s anemic ? Or her mum is just assuming

SHELAGH IN HER CAMPING OUTFIT!! The hair scarf and trousers !! I’m so here for it 😍😭

I want to see her in another pair!! yes lets get it 1962. Probably not likely this series but hopefully next series!! Ah can’t wait

Shit this series is almost over 💔💔 but omg 1963 gonna be lit as well?!

Like the space race started/orbiting the earth, Kennedy’s assassination .. wait never mind lol I’m thinking of American History moments. but still a lot of it was crazy world news so maybe it’s mentioned?? first bond film came out in'63, petition for Tim to go take Susan whatever from around the corner to see it since we know he liked the novels

Lots of famous films came out in ‘63 so there’s gotta be some reference.

Fun fact: I love pop culture references in period drama bc I’m lame jk I’m majoring in education (to teach history)

Old news but still relevant: Phyllis’s turn on: Rolodex systems 📇

“CRANE, as in the wading bird or industry lifting equipment, whichever you prefer” LOVE U PHYLLIS, YOU CORRECT HIM

PHYLLIS’S FACE WHEN GODFREY SUGGESTS SHE CAME OUT OF RETIREMENT, IM DEAD

“I shall consider retirement when I’m at the appropriate age”  IM LAUGHING SO HARD, FUCK YEA PHYLLIS. I LOVE HER SO MUCH, LINDA BASSET IS ON THE LIST WITH LAURA AND HELEN OF PEOPLE WHO COULD PUCH ME IN THE FACE AND I’D THANK

LOL SHELAGH JUST STANDING AWKWARDLY LISTENING TO THIS CONVERSATION

“Buenos vacaciones”  I NEED MORE PHYLLIS WORKING ON HER SPANISH I LOVE IT, Ella es oro.

lol the roof rack, bet it was Phyllis’s they borrowed when they moved

PHYLLIS’S FACE OF DISGUST WHEN DR GODFREY SMILES AT HER IS ME ALWAYS

LOL THE THE NURSES & SISTER WINIFRED DYING OVER PATRICK’S SHORTS (EVen though sister W “swears she’s not looking”)

I THINK THE SOCKS AND WHITE DAD SANDALS ARE MORE AMUSING 😂😂

Poor Judith💔

It’s a vicious attack Sister J! But you don’t know it yet so I get u

Here comes summer..😂

SETTING UP IN THE POURING RAIN LOL

Shelagh and Angela being adorable !!

Tim and Patrick proud that  they set the tents up & boom it falls 😂 which is symbolic for me taking exams, I think I did well or at least decent on them and then I find out I failed by like 5 points

Nonnatus table scenes <3 😭

”I’ve seen more dangerous marshmallow bunnies“ lmao Pats this is a serious moment I shouldn’t laugh

Shelagh took off her glasses 😉😏 but fr how is Laura Main so perfect

Patrick put scotch in its lit, pass it over😏

Lol Shelagh drinking is a strange thought but I’m so here for it. Nuns can’t drink right? Idk. Imagine her drinking alcohol for the first time and just getting drunk 😂 we know Patrick and Tim are lightweights getting drunk off one beer so I assume shelagh would too😂

Damn it Patrick, you spilled your cup. Furthermore proving you’re a disaster 😭

LMAO SHELAGH’s “WTF” FACE WHEN SHE ASKS PATRICK WHAT HE’S THINKING ABOUT AND HE SAID THE ULCER CLINIC

LIKE C'MON PATRICK YOU KNOW WHERE SHELAGH WAS TRYNA GO WITH THAT😂

“And if you don’t mind my saying so, you’re not exactly Cliff Richards yourself” SHELAGH 😂😂 another great line of hers, love it

I love their playful banter lol we need more of that 😂 but lets be real series 6 has had some of the greatest Shelagh and Patrick moments so I can’t complain 😭😍

Peter and Barbara is such a unusual dynamic haha

“How is chummy?” Wait does Babs even know Chummy? I don’t even remember if they met tbh

But for real Shelagh did you really think Patrick would just forget about work completely ??

Lol Angela crying because she is petrified of squirrels😂😂and Shelagh running to her is so cute.

Why didn’t she just get rid of the *creepy* squirrel nutkin book? it seemed like they still had it in series 6 haha

rice pudding is I think the same as aroz con leche, lol it’s gross sorry

Diane’s water broke oh shit

the Turners all in the tent playing I spy bc it’s raining haha

I went camping for the first and last time this past summer w/ my sister in laws & her friends, it was awful 😂😂 I got like 100 mosquito bites that became welts, i literally slept in the car the second night & it was mid July fairly south of east coast aka it was humid and sticky af , there were wild horses that walked around..Thank God they brought alcohol cause it was a nightmare I don’t wanna remember 😂😂

ANGELA IS SO CUTE UGH & ANOTHER GREAT SHELAGH FACE😂

lol yes go to a hotel, should’ve done that from the get

So what exactly does Fred run? some civil defense thing?

She’s in labor and can’t even scream omg, I’m screaming

“They are often incorrect in their opinion” Sister MJ is a gem. I want someone to look at me the way Sister MJ looks at cake and the television

Phyllis yelling at Dr Godfrey😂

PATS’S FACE OF DISGUST IS ALSO ME

HOW DO THESE WOMEN GIVE BIRTH STANDING/SITTING UP?? AHHHH

There you are Beatrix, it’s been a while

Patsy being suspicious with the card game line lol. but when is Trixie going to find out about Patsy and Delia?

SHE RIPPED OUT HER WOMB?! WTF OMG IM SCREAMING

THIS HURTS TO WATCH AHH

Trixie and Sister MC to the rescue but omg this is wild I forgot

Fred wtf you can’t be sneaking up like that

DONT LEAVE SISTER MC ALONE TRIXIE

NOO, IM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

“There are flowers on the table, and feathers in these pillows, that’s all the nature I need to get back to” I feel you Patrick lol, I like nature but not camping

Lol remember Shelagh’s old nightgown? ah I don’t miss it. The bri nylon is such a look™ & obviously has magically powers i.e this miraculous conception.

“..or they’ve been mulled to death by squirrels” IM DEAD HAHA THAT WAS A GOOD DAD JOKE, NICE ONE PATRICK

aw the baby is so precious

Why is the operating room/being in surgery called theatre in the U.K.?? and why is the doctor’s office/practice called the surgery? so many questions from a confused American..

Sister MC by the docks😭💔 she was just chillin with God and THIS HORRIBLE MAN RUINS EVERYTHING WTF UGH

Oh no

SISTER MC JUST UNCONSCIOUS ON THE DOCKS WTF IM CRYING WHY WOULD HURT HER

Patrick even if you were there she wouldn’t have called you, don’t blame urself

it’s not your arrogance sister MC!!

“don’t you even say the word fault, do you hear me, I won’t allow it” 😭💔 it’s NOT your fault sister MC 😰

I forgot how upset/hurt this episode makes me

“The worst thing is that I actually stopped to pray…” my heart hurts

You can’t even blame her for being angry😪

Judith you’re not a bad mother!! This isn’t your fault either

Sister MJ IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER😢😢💔💔 I’m c r y i n

I SAID PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS WHY DID THEY HURT ME LIKE THIS

Everyone so quiet at the table..

ILL FOREVER BE PROUD OF HOW BRAVE SISTER MC IS FOR SPEAKING UP FOR HER AND THE OTHER VICTIMS💖😭💔

Russian prison tats??

“I thought at first it was a test of faith, but it was a test of strength. I can bear more than I ever though I could and I can bear it for others because my strength is a gift, from him..” brb sobbing

I feel so bad for Mrs Hills bc I understand she thought she was doing the right thing and was trying to protect her daughter from the stigma & judgment from having a baby born outta wedlock 😭

But damn she almost killed her & now she can’t have any more kids

“I’m a mum, mum” Aw

lol I want children (obviously not anytime soon) but if I do Ima be shook for the rest of my life. Like my kids will  be like grown & I’ll still wake up like wtf I had them?  Lmaoo

SHELAGH’S GREY DRESS >>😍

Patrick jumping on the bed was cute lol

The Turners being cute and an unrealistically perfect family together as usual

Trixie 😍off to her AA💕

“I think it’s about time I came clean..”

Im so proud of her omg. She’s come so far in 6 series 😭💖💖😭

And Patsy and Delia are supportive yess👏🏼

“New truths were being spoken at Nonnatus house, but some remained concealed. While one voice rose, striving to erase its agony in song.”

Thanks Vanessa,, The End 😭