#he was so disappointed

[dosestrellasbinarias]

bahahahah he's such a drama queen, i love him.

no but jokes aside i literally died inside watching this :(( actually every time leonetta miscommunicated i suffered with all my being

[woolandcoffee]

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[beaparty]

so one time uldren was like if your ghost told you to jump off a cliff would you do it

& i had to tell him that was my first death as a guardian

[kiryuing]

[bookofhappyescapes]

Lecturer: just a couple more points and then you’ve finished engineering science for the year

F: wooooo!

Lecturer: except for revision and a couple of exams

F: owwwww

[livingproofoftbd]

me and my family have these window sticky thingies for christmas that spell out “merry christmas” and we havent taken the down so we’ve taken to trying to spell out different things with them

[itssweeterthanfiction]

You know what was slightly terrifying upon reflection?

Michael Scott so mad at Ryan for saying Dunder Mifflin will be obsolete that he puts him in the annex

Bone. Chilling.

[mademoisellegush]

Shoves this in the gortash tag.

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[anna-scribbles]

last one i promise(<—lie)

[heph]

I had artblock, so I asked twitter for some ideas

Here's the results!

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

[ifoundyoufake]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[killertoons]

Wally gives you a BIG OL SMOOCH! and to remember to wave up high!!!

[nerdpoe]

It's Dash's first time out of Amity Park, and he's just found another ghost! But like, one that's like Phantom! More solid and stuff!

He had to be smuggled out by his mom's sister twice removed, and he had to pack a lot of stuff. The entire time they were whispering about "going to ground" and "it's for his own good", but Dash was way too excited about leaving Amity Park to pay too much attention to that stuff.

The outside world is wild. Lots of people have powers like him, and the cops don't beat the shit out of them for it!

Okay well some do, but not like in Amity!

The internet is so much bigger and better than inside Amity, he has a rectangle with a screen that he can touch and it's a phone, there's this thing called tiktok, bluetooth is a thing that exists and that's wild, and...he's just really having a great time.

But!

During a...ghost attack? Maybe not a ghost, just some dude with powers and issues throwing a tantrum.

While that guy attacks the twice removed aunt Dash is with, a ghost hero like Phantom shows up!

He has to talk to this dude!

He waits until he's finishing up wiping the floor with the idiot to speak up, though. Super rude to interrupt a fight.

"Hey! Hey, there's more of you guys?! I thought Phantom was the only one!"

In a blink, the ghost-like-Phantom is floating in front of him, eyes weirdly intent.

"There's other Kryptonians?" he asks, sounding shocked.

"Is that what you're called? Yeah, Phantom; he's in Amity Park."

"I've never heard of that place."

"Well yeah, no one's allowed to leave."

"Superman," his twice removed aunt speaks up, tugging Dash until he's behind her. "Please. The entire town is being targeted by the government, and anyone who tries to report it ends up missing."

The hero, Superman (what a lame name), hesitates, and then nods.

"Alright, lets get you folks to safety. We'll sort out the rest later."