#he will do it

[tanked-up]

Recruit approaches Ghost: Question, you and that Mohawk guy are having sm’thing..?

(Ghost continues doing whatever he’s doing with no bother to answer)

Recruit: If there’s nothing going on between you two, then you don’t mind me asking him on a dat-

Ghost mumbles: I will have you buried 10 feet underground on that field over there

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10 minutes later

Price: So why is it you wanna transfer, again?

Recruit muttering: I’ve made some enemies that I’m not proud of.

[charles-pitlane]

from baby meow meow 😸 to star boy ❤️‍🔥

[z-eddsworld]

To be fair Tom ran off before i could give instructions, but a song a day is fine music make my heart happy or coffee. Whatever is more convenient

I hope you are prepared for random bass riffs copied from songs

[parameddic]

thought experiment "does tk recognise when an order is being made by tone of voice alone, and if so, does he respond" and you know, the answer to the first is yes, and the answer to the second is also yes but his response might only be visible acknowledgement he's heard, and then ignoring

[kiingkook]

if you want rafe to ruin your characters life he will 

He will 

he

Will

[storywolf]

wolf will call any and all werewolves 'pup' or 'puppy' and sometimes, if he's feeling Quirky, 'pupper'

[ofknowlcdge]

Dean and Jake are fighting on which is best pie or cupcake. but they both agree that vegan food are the worst.

Oh is that what it's about? Now he doesn't mind the whole not liking vegan. But if they want to insult his vegan food, he's going to give them a vegan pie and watch them suffer.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

[cafffine]

my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!

the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.

and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!

hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!

EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon

[ofswordsandpens]

I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it

[m3djed]

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

[julnites]

Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷 See the layouts he did here!

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.