#he’s the worst

[gatorgrumbles]

What? I blacked out and drew another jerky white haired guy from pokemon? Again? No way

[kenm4vhs]

GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE

[this-cult-of-dionysus]

Nikola Orsinov || The Piper || Mikaele Salesa || Jonah’s Deception || Spider Lighter

[misterpseudonym]

morning sketch…….. …maybe i finish it….

[inamindfarfaraway]

Stumbled across your post on Carmilla and Cain from one of my favorite artist and just wanted to say that I loved that post incredibly!!

I loved the way you articulated the ability for free will to shatter heavens expectations! It had me thinking about free will in general so thank you for sharing that goodness!

Thank you! This analysis just came to me as a fun little observation, I wasn’t expecting it to gain so much traction. Free will is very thematically important to Hazbin Hotel, isn’t it? Lucifer believed in the good it could do, but accidentally created evil by giving it to humanity and fell for it. Since then he’s seen all the pain free will can cause and become embittered. Charlie, however, believes like he used to and fought for human souls passionately and selflessly enough to bring him back around. The Elder Angels who ordered the Exterminations and the Exorcists who carry them out seem to alternately hate and fear free will’s power, and by their indiscriminate condemnation of sinners as inherently irredeemable, not want to acknowledge it at all.

If the theory that Adam could live on as a sinner in Hell turns out to be true, I’d love to see his character and thoughts on his mortal family and free will explored, because he must have SO much baggage, which could explain (though not excuse) him being The Worst. An interesting detail in the backstory Charlie reads is that he’s never actually stated to eat the forbidden fruit. We see Eve take it, but not him. Maybe the reason that he’s in Heaven, but we never see or hear of Eve or their children in either afterlife, is that in this canon’s version of Genesis, he’s obedient and didn’t commit the original sin, only to be cast out anyway. Regardless of what exactly happens in Eden, he and Eve are forced to fend for themselves in the wilderness. Suddenly they need survival instincts. They can bleed and starve and get sick and loads of animals want to eat them. They have existential dread. Not to mention the marital tension. Why? Because the same angel who stole his first wife messed with his second one! As a result, people can sin. They can hurt each other. This allows Cain to invent murder on his brother. He’s then cursed to wander the Earth, eternally living with his guilt and grief. Oh, and where can dead souls live on now? Where might Abel be trapped forever? Hell, a dimension made of evil, everything bad about the new and degraded human experience taken to the ultimate extreme. You’ll never guess why it exists (Lucifer. It’s Lucifer again). So Adam loses two kids with one stone that was indirectly thrown by one fucking bird guy. Can you imagine how you would feel, having lived that life?

You would have issues. A lot of issues.

No wonder he scorns redemption so much. In his eyes, free will is synonymous with sin - with suffering. But thinking damned souls to be evil incarnate at least lets him take vengeance. It lets him feel the wrathful satisfaction of physically stabbing and hacking his way through representatives of the force that cost him paradise. Broke his family. Killed his child. Maybe he was a genuinely good person when he died. For the most part. Maybe stewing in all that unprocessed trauma while watching the horrors of human history unfold and being venerated and indulged in the perfect afterlife without any of his family changed him for the worse. If you can have a redemption arc in Hell, you can have a corruption arc in Heaven.

After all, Lucifer lost faith in humanity over time. But he has Charlie. Adam’s ‘daughters’ in Heaven are the Exorcists (he calls them “[his] girls” and names them, so he probably creates them), of which I bet Lute was the first. That’s a really twisted dynamic. Like, “From now on, my kids are killing people on MY terms”. Lute having parallels with Charlie makes her being the new main villain even better!

This got out of hand. What I mean to say is, the first human family and how they relate to the theme of free will have huge potential for exploration and development. And if Adam is reborn as a sinner, it would be precisely the Hazbin Hotel blend of heartbreaking and hilarious to have him reunite with Eve, Abel, Seth, etc. in Hell and they’re all like “What. The FUCK?” and his whole horrible personality just collapses in on itself.

[cable-knit-sweater]

Chris was literally like “I know I killed you last summer by being the sluttiest slut, the daddiest daddy, but you know what? I’m gonna fuck with all of you and THIS summer I’m gonna look so unbearably cute you won’t know what to do with yourself. Again. Gotta keep you on your toes.”

This bitch. 😤😤😫😫😫

[i-didnt-do-1t]

A comprehensive list of Oscar headcanons

- misogynistic

- borderline alcoholic

- claustrophobic

[pinktrashgoblin]

Cuda did you kill the queen of England

He’s got quite a bit to hide.

[possum-socks]

why are you like this

[bohemian-nights]

Rightful heir my ass! If Viserys had Aemma's child, he would have never named Rhaenyra. The truth is Viserys suffered of huge complex of inferiority with Daemon, plus Otto poisoning his mind, and so he put randomly Rhaenyra cause she was the only option left.

People don’t seem to realize just how petty and egotistical Gollum was.

[no-context-nonsense]

We’re just going to keep crying all week. Who is with us?

[leafyforreal]

Not to yuck someone else’s yum (and by someone I mean 90% of the Batman tag), but Tim is literally the most boring Robin. Boy has the personality of white bread which is super fitting bc he’s the whitest coded Robin. DC marketed this man as the self insert Robin and then made him a wealthy, sexiest know-it-all who beefs constantly with a middle schooler over a lineage he forced his way into.

Say what you will about the other Robins (except Steph bc the next Tim stan to post hate about her dies by my sword), but you can tell which runs aren’t faithful to their characters. Ian Damian, Bruce-like Dick, and aggressive Robin Jason are all clearly wildly out of character but with Tim? Can’t even tell when he’s out of character bc he barely has a personality the further into his runs you get.

What IS out of character tho is how fanon writes him. Woobified, crybaby Tim who can’t stand up for himself is so far from the comics that I still can’t figure out where y’all are getting it from. And what’s even worse is when these fics involve the other Robins in them (ESPECIALLY JASON). The only thing I can figure is that Tim has so little actual angst canonically that y’all gotta make up ways to oppress the privileged white boy.

It’s so goddamn annoying to me that he’s the most popular Batfam character.

[count-alucard-tepes]

I can imagine Crocodile using a vape for the first time…

Crocodile: *looks at the strange vape thing*

Me: …if you want to try it…just ask

Crocodile: *snatches it* “be quiet, woman…I’ve been smoking before you were born…let me see how works”

*30 minutes later*

Crocodile: *hands it back* “…I broke it…and I’m not sorry…smell me though…I smell good”

Me: *cries in spanish*

[shannonsketches]

You can tell Ganondorf was raised by Twinrova because his instinct isn’t to destroy you it’s to destroy everything that made you who you are and make you endure it

[say-10icpanic]

🎶✨Shakespeare✨🎶

Or something

[taylorkellyreporting]

i think rebecca should be allowed to kill rupert with her bare hands