can you tell which one has been arrested before
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you know who was an influential figure in my childhood? barbie. she could do whatever she wanted. i suppose i envied that. so then i killed my father
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Okay but before the justice league met the rest of the batfam I have a scenario
At one point one of the justice league, prolly Superman catches a ride with Batman for whatever reason and Superman being the goofy man he is, is getting awkward at the quiet notices a cd saying “the bat jams” and so he puts in the disc making a joke about Batman listening to heavy metal before B could even stop.
Superman isn’t sure what he expected but the blaring lyrics or barbie world is certainly not it, he looks over to B with shock written all over his face but Batman will not tell about the fact that the kids had contributed to make that cd for him as a joke, he will not risk the knowledge of his family getting out there, will not risk more potential danger to come there way, and honestly didn’t want to deal with the questions.
And so all he simply says is “mm good song”
Superman is FROZEN, he feels like he discovered a new layer of Batman but he still can’t believe that he owns a disc that’s called ‘the bat jams’ and has barbie world on it, he simply can’t process the information that has just been given to him.
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The way John tells Harrow he sometimes wishes she were his daughter in htn and then later finding out he *does* in fact have a daughter but she's nothing like Harrow but he still tries to connect with her and share his culture with her and gives her what she wants (I bet she was the one who decided to go fight on the frontlines because it used to be her dream and she was still bitter and hurt over Harrow) but she's still not what he wanted and they both know it and oooouough aurgh eck
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I was gonna make a "This is just Ken" joke about Alfred before realizing that man somehow has absolute Barbie energy
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Ken: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Barbie: What baby?
Ken (crying a bit): Me.
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teddy and argent picking julia up for a date girl's day
you know its bad when ORTEGA is the voice of reason in the throuple
teddy is wearing this btw
also here is his playlist !
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This Barbie is the problem
I’m off to see The Barbie Movie rn
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