#he's a menace your honor

[wejustvibing]

not yuki catching strays just because alex made fun of this man's height 💀

[trialnerror]

Anakin is really out here like “is that what this is about?”

But internally he’s like

“If I had a nickel for every time someone brought up my past crimes that I’ve had to apologize for, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”

I love him

[equinox-dust]

And I love both of them <33333

[sophfandoms53]

Loving the dynamic of Raph, Donnie, and Mikey causing chaos like the menaces they are and Leo is just panicking in the corner like the worrywart he is.

[tennis-kittens]

Dominic Thiem • Generali Open 2023 • Trophy Ceremony

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bi King!

Vincent Price

[vldsideblog]

Shiro has insane big brother instincts. Like he had to keep Keith out of trouble. This man just Knows when some bullshittery is going on.

[twildflower]

[kennethbrangh]

CIARÁN HINDS on the set of Kin (2021)

[talleryn]

*after Lockwood says literally anything*

Lucy: I’m getting butterflies in my stomach

Skull: chug tequila until they drown

[spevvy]

THIS MAN MUST (NOT EVER) BE STOPPED SEND HELP

[derpymidnight]

If maul is straight then why is he chasing after a man🤔

[starstruckkittensweets]

Just made myself laugh out loud because I’m thinking about Gojo being a jerk and holding something just out of your reach above your head, taunting you with “You can do it babe” and “you almost got it,” and then wincing in pain as you kick him in the knee and yank it out of his hands. Mission accomplished and now he’s all pouty 😂

[qmabailor]

I have to say, I find Zhongli's story quest hilarious. He's such a menace. Even in the beginning when he's talking to the merchants and they're debating about how 'powerful and amazing the first mora must have been' and how 'Rex Lapis would not have used such a material for the Golden House if it wasn't powerful.'.

AND THE ENTIRE TIME HE'S....JUST.... STANDING THERE? Like Traveler and Paimon keep looking at Zhongli to see if he'll correct them and he doesn't. He's just so chill about it.

THEN he just gives them a VERY common sense explanation about how for a God of money it would be the most readily available resource. I mean come on, an elementary schooler could have figured that one out.

Zhongli honestly doesn't care if they're wrong or right. He just wants to watch chaos and only tells them what really happened when it will cause the most discourse.

TLDR: Zhongli is the definition of fuck around, find out when it comes to history.

[darby-draws]

@marscats37 when did they realize they may or may not have a thing™ for each other ? (and who realized first ?)

Thanks for asking this Mars! It's a bit long, covers a lot of their history. (But it could have been longer!! I've edited it down perfectly of course.)

Gabriel and Felipe have a tricky past of being in a bit of a Will They Won't They situation. They've actually known each other for a while. (They met like 5 years before "current timeline" so thats probably 6 years before they are like actively Dating™)

Gabriel: 20, (not even he should have been at the club age. Wow.) Works at a laundromat, usually at odd hours. Not much confidence in himself, even if he seems put together don't trust him he's only 20 and faking it. I think his narcolepsy is making him fall asleep inconveniently pretty frequently at this era. (<- and that embarrasses him even though he can't help it) Coping badly with that. Felipe: 22. Works for his dad's pool business cleaning pools in the summer, but has the sidegig of being an unemployed sk8r boi. A simple man, please, no need to make relationships complicated! (<-doesn't know he knocked someone up a year ago.)

Felipe is actually the first of the core General Menace friend group that Gabe meets. They never really hung out or spent much time together directly. Felipe would loiter around Gabe's work sometimes and they liked seeing each other! (<- this is when Felipe thinks they could and should have A Thing™ together. Wishful thinking... His friends notice this and tease him for having the hots for Laundromat Boy.) They Almost hookup once in this early era. Unfortunately due to circumstances of Gabriel's narcolepsy and his easy-to-embarrass attitude, they don't hook up, because he fell asleep instead and then was, embarrassed. It's like, fine, no biggie? BUt he's in a weird headspace and he kinda brushes away the thought of potentially hooking up again. He's been goin through a lot lately, maybe this isn't the right time, etc etc. They both think "okay, so that's not happening..." (Unfortunate, but also they were really young its probably for the best)

Next time they get close to having A Thing™ together, is at the start "current" canon timeline. General Menace, the band that Gabriel is in has just formed. He's gained a bit of confidence over the years, so he invites Felipe to one of their shows. They can hang out after! ("hang out"? 👀 thinks Felipe) Yeah hang out. With the band. Unfortunately due to circumstances: Gabriel spending all his energy drumming, Sammy getting introduced to Felipe and hitting it off, and Gabe spending a little too much time with his roommate and ex Eve, they both think "this probably isn't happening, again". Sammy is very affectionate, like Felipe is. And Felipe likes things to be simple, no fuss. So since Gabe is not as direct with feelings, and Sammy literally Sat in His Lap. After JUST Meeting. There was an easy answer to where his attention was going tonight. WHOOPS~! Gabe immediately knows he should have been more direct he messed that up didn't he... But doesn't wanna cause drama with the band or his friends, if Sammy and Felipe like each other, hey mannnn that's great! Awesome! 😬 (<- This is his realization that they could have had A Thing™ going. But they don't so he's being brave with his feelings.) (He saw that they had chemistry together and feels like it would be Bad and Selfish of him to bring up his Own desires. But literally if he said something right away, Felipe woulda been right there with him, Sammy wouldn't have gotten so attached, etc. It would've been great! But! Don't tell him that, he didn't knowwww!!!)

On Sammy and Felipe's side of things, Sammy is super eager, clingy and in the happy honeymoon phase, and while Felipe is having lots of fun with this, he also thinks, hey we were just hooking up right, we weren't Dating™ right? so he does still keep his flirty attitude towards Gabriel. WHich is FINe says Sammy, who said that they aren't dating so of course he can still flirt with other people (<- didn't realize it would be within his own friend group)

Gabriel and Felipe hookup a few months after Sammy and Felipe started hooking up. (In a hotel room, with Sammy sleeping in the next bed over shh shh its fine.) It's fun, and Gabriel's finally like, opening up about his wants and desires! (FINALLY.) Felipe's directness and his own openness with wanting Gabe makes Gabe comfortable to get into that discussion. They start out casual too, just like with Sammy, no need to put much pressure on what this relationship is yet, just having fun with it!

They start getting more serious slowly over time, just hanging out more and getting comfier together. Felipe introduces Gabriel to his other friend group, and invites him to that groups Big Annual Camping Get Together, which is probably a pretty big turning point in the relationship. (His friends are surprised: "You're still into Laundromat Boy?!? WHOA!") At the same time, Sammy and Felipe have been weaning off their hookups together, they're on good terms and they really don't want it to get messy with complicated emotions. Sammy's happy for Gabe n Felipe, honest! (No matter how he phrases this he never sounds genuine, sometimes on purpose for comedic value because he knows he's clingy... but, really, he loves his friends, I promise. 🥺)

Over some time, the friend groups dynamic changes a bit. Sammy and Felipe become roommates together, Eve and Steph start dating and are talking about moving in together too. It gets Gabe thinking. "Hey... Why am I still living with my ex, and not my boyfriend now. Whoag. My boyfriend... 💞💖💘" And this starts the era of them like, ACTUALLY Dating, Living Together, etc etc.

It took idk six long years for them to explore some things, figure themselves out and mature, and finally get to this point. But they're finally getting things where they want!!! And I think that's awesome! 👍

[menace-behaviour]