#he's not one to judge [very much...]

[raileurta]

I was reading some transformers fanfiction and it's a solely underutilized idea to have humans and Cybertronians be in a symbiotic relationship. In nature all the time big animals will rely on smaller animals' help.

For example humans could give repairs, clean them, and help them reach smaller places. Cybertronians can give transportation and protection of course. They're emotional benefits too; humans are really nice soft things to touch and humans like having big robot friends :3.

So I'm imagining transformers realize how useful it is to have a human partner around so they start going around trying to get one. Anyways this leads to shenanigans of course and a lot of cracky moments.

Suspiciously nice looking car in a driveway with its door opened: ....

The random human who owns the driveway: ...

Human: *turns around* Screw that! I'm not becoming part of the human distribution system today, no sir I am not.

Cybertronian: *sad beeping noises*

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 198

Now Bruce was not expecting to reincarnate upon his death. At least he thinks he died, he’s pretty sure he did. There wasn’t any other reason for him to be a well, literal baby. Around two he thinks, which fits well with the fact that it’s around that time that babies start forming memory recall, if he, well, remembered correctly. 

But while he knew about reincarnation thanks to Shayera and Carter, he’d never exactly given it much thought towards himself. Because seriously, what were the chances of such a thing as him being given another chance? 

So he was quite surprised at his situation, experimentally opening and closing pudgy hands that looked well, just a tiny bit off. He’d never been that pale before, he thinks, even back when he never went outside like, ever. 

He turned his gaze towards the mobile above him with a sort of idle curiosity- a mixture of bats (ha) and other trinkets he wasn’t familiar with. It also caused him to get his first good look at his parent, asleep on a rocking chair right next to the crib. 

Huh. They had the same pale skin he did, albeit in the light it looked like it was slightly tinted blue, and while their hair was white they didn’t exactly look old. They looked surprisingly well rested for raising a toddler too, unless they had a nanny or something similar… He rolled over, managing to very shakily push himself to his feet with the help of the crib. 

Why was standing so hard as a toddler? And why did he have his memories of everything except how he had died anyway? 

His head whipped up from where they were staring at his feet when he heard a snort, finding his parent awake and standing. Somehow silently enough that he hadn’t noticed- or he was that easily distracted by the unfamiliar giddiness bursting in his chest. 

“Morning little bat,” his parent easily picked him up and held him while he inwardly sighed at the nickname. Of course his bat motif would follow him into this life. A low rumbling almost caused him to jump, his body relaxing before he could fully register the sound. The… purring? 

Oh. 

He wasn’t human this time around. 

[fairyofshampgyu]

BASSIST BEOMGYU BASSIST BEOMGYU BASSIST BEOMGYU BASSIST BEOMGYU

[sysig]

Justify away (Patreon)

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[transusopp]

vegapunk does a little reminiscing on his younger years to unwilling participants.

[otaku553]

Something funny for your spy x family ASL au

Luffy took ONE look at loid and internally went 'oh sweet. He's a spy like sabo' and never brings it up while anya just stares at him horrified and like with ace and sabo, he just never brings it up.

This also happens with yor and anya makes a funny noise

(As i am typing this my dog has the zoomies and is running around like a maniac)

HAHA YEAH THIS WOULD DEFINITELY HAPPEN

I think loid’s a good enough actor that luffy wouldn’t figure it out immeditely from like just a few seconds of meeting him but give him a minute or a few and he’ll figure it out on vibes alone

[dekusleftsock]

Why are you eating it like toga I know what you are.

What is this

Horikoshi why must you make me feel things

Why is ochako this meme tho

I need to redraw this but flipped from the way everyone else draws this meme with them

[bisexualseraphim]

Also, I refuse to entertain the discourse as to whether acespec people are “oppressed” or not, but I will say it’s really fucking lonely — especially if you fall somewhere on the spectrum that’s a little more unconventional.

I’ve discussed many times before how I feel absolutely no attraction whatsoever except towards my lovely partner. I went through the phases queer men tend to: exploring many types of pornography and cruising on Grindr. I really tried, and none of it has ever done anything for me. It wasn’t until I started having sex with my partner that I realised, ohhh, so that’s how most people feel. And even then, enjoying sex with him is far more of an intimacy thing than the actual physical sensations. I do not fantasise about other people or consume porn. There is only him.

And yet when I’ve spoken about this in acespec spaces, I’m still treated as some sort of weirdo who doesn’t belong. I’ve literally been told many times that I can’t be demisexual because demis will still fantasise and consume porn (although that doesn’t line up with my understanding that demis require a close bond to feel sexual attraction, but never mind), and I’ve even been accused of having some weird internalised Christian puritan shit going on because I genuinely cannot comprehend ever looking at or thinking about someone in that way who isn’t my man. As if anything about this is a choice for me and it is offensive to them somehow. As if only feeling attraction to one person is like… “worse” than never feeling any attraction at all. I’ve never once shamed others for how they experience sex and sexual attraction and never would, yet people act like that’s what I’m inherently doing just by speaking about my own experiences.

So no, I won’t say whether acespec people are “oppressed” or not because honestly, when is this shit ever going to come up in conversation and ever be that relevant? But the fact I don’t feel I can talk about it even amongst other queer people, even amongst others in the acespec community, kind of speaks for itself.

Being a queer man who can’t relate to all the stereotypes and anecdotes about enjoying casual sex is one type of loneliness. Being a queer acespec man who can’t even relate to most others in the acespec community is another. I can never win, and either way I do not fit in.

[sisterdanielstits]

both of my siblings have tumblrs and we all follow each other, even a few of our side blogs, but i have never told them about this one because i knew they'd judge me for it

today me and my siblings were in the living room and i didn't want to get up so i sent a post to my sibling and told them to open tumblr

a few seconds later they jumped up and yelled really loudly "who the hell is sisterdanielstits?"

keep in mind MY DAD IS STANDING IN THE ROOM WITH US

so i had to quickly start explaining things and backtracking like "IT'S A JOKE IN THE FANDOM! IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS! IT'S A JOKE ACCOUNT! THE NAME'S A JOKE!"

...

oh my fucking god i need to walk into oncoming traffic

[worstloki]

do u think Thor feels some kinda way wondering if his ease with following Loki's advice is passed on from subservience to his father

[beachboysnatural]

In every timeline Ryu Sun-jae is accosted by an absolutely insane woman and every timeline he falls head over heels for her

[witheredgardenparty]

I will make one speculative comment: I don't think X is broke. I think that scene with the coin is a commentary or parallel between social monetary control and the trust system.

Explanation and potential spoilers in tags

[jehan-d-art]

I said what I said...

[eatsbooks]

What are Cassian's thoughts on Vera?

first of all thank you so much for asking about my babylove because i lovelovelove talking about her and your interest means the world to me<3

so vera is very, very good at being externally perfect and pleasant and poised. she was trained by her father for unquestioning obedience and unflappable pleasantry, no matter what she was feeling (and to be clear she is often feeling [demon roars bloodcurdling screams rageragerage]) — so cassian’s initial thoughts on her are pretty positive! he thinks she’s quiet but kind, attentive, funny when she gets a bit of drink in her. he likes her for azriel; he likes how present azriel seems when she’s around, even if that presence is only for her, and he likes that even for as quiet as she tends to be unless spoken to, she is always ready to advocate for azriel. there’s no questioning her devotion to his brother, and that’s what azriel deserves from a partner.

things start getting a little sticky as vezriel’s relationship develops because azriel begins to withdraw from the inner circle due to 1) vera showing him truly unconditional love (there is nothing he could do that could push her away, and subconsciously he believes that his family’s love for him is conditional on them never knowing the truth of how Bad he is) and 2) rhysand taking Interest in vera as her true abilities are uncovered. with azriel withdrawing more than usual and rhysand worried about losing two valuable assets, rhysand is in cassian’s ear about his concern for azriel. haven’t seen him in a while. is he alright? i only worry about him isolating himself. i don’t know her that well… do you? what do we really know about her? at this point, cassian grows a bit wary of vera. because what does he really know about her, aside from her being perfectly court-trained and cordial? azriel won’t share anything he’s been learning about her, won’t betray any information about her past, and vera never says anything real about herself. cassian doesn’t want to lose azriel, but he sees how important vera is to his brother. he tries to get to know her better as a gesture of good faith. (rhysand is very happy that cassian might glean info about her on his behalf.)

and then — what the fuck is going on with vezriel secretly meeting up with eris vanserra? cassian isn’t as embittered towards eris after the events of acosf, but how the fuck does she even know eris? she’s from the day court, even though she doesn’t look at all like a day faerie. and why are they looking at each other like that? why are all three of them looking at each other like that? and when cassian questions azriel, why does azriel get so viciously defensive? cassian really just desperately wants to understand. he wants to understand vera, and he wants to understand what’s going on with eris, and he wants to know that azriel is happy and safe and not being taken advantage of in some way. unfortunately, not a single soul in that throuple is willing to share a shred of information about each other or their dealings, even when it gets to a point that they probably should. especially after eris is in the mix and more actively turns azriel against rhysand to protect vera from his interest in her. poor cassian just winds up very deeply confused and hostile towards her because azriel has always tended to be withdrawn, but now he’s unreachable.

[elfiepike]

watching the devil judge is like, well how distracting IS it if you in fact are super jealous of kang yohan because HE'S the one ms jung is stepping on?????????? WHY NOT ME. why not kidnap ME ms jung!!! i'm right here ms jung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!