Through a hiccup of shaky tears, Hennessy managed to say, “I’m having his baby. Can I have an orange juice?”
Wendy [the waitress] shot Ronan a look that was less maternal before vanishing.
Ronan shook his head, with equal parts admiration and disbelief. “You’re a real shithead. Look at you. You can’t help it. You’re out of your mind. You’ll be a shithead on your deathbed.”
Hennessy laughed shakily and stuffed French toast in her mouth. She wasn’t bleeding. She didn’t have another tattoo choking her throat. Ronan was right. She was awake. She was awake. She was awake.
That thing they do when they run their dick along your cunt and leave you anticipating when you're gonna be all fucked out just from the tip rubbing against your clit, pressing itself against your holes but not pushing inside you . . . Not just yet . . . They wanna draw it outta you, drag out every last orgasm from your throbbing little pussy and feel you clench around nothing as you whimper and beg them to fuck you, rocking your hips so something more than the head of their dick can fill you up
At this point Barney Calhoun is a W.D Gaster type of character to me. The guy was a noticeable part of the narrative and then POOF, was just written out of existence. No screen presence, no off-hand mentions, not even a bit of concept art of him for the last 18 years of the franchise. It's like he never even was there in the first place. Maybe I've missed something in all the leaked versions of hl3 script, but from what I've seen we wouldn't have seen him even if ep3 wasn't cancelled either. I guess it's a fun parallel to Gordon disappearing for 20 years between hl1 and hl2 BUT IM NOT LAUGHING. Im genuinely this close to just imagining Barney having adventures as a character that fell out of the narrative. I swear if we ever see him again its going to be in a secret room where he disappears with a surprised face and mystery sound sfx once you approach him. I hope he is having fun in the void with Adrian Shephard
The scene where Dorian stood beside Keyleth struck me so hard i spent days working on portraits of the leaders together. Also, Dorian's in heels.
[Image Description: A painting of Dorian Storm and Keyleth of the Air Ashari from Critical Role. Dorian stands to the left, his hair up in a greek ponytail style with a gold band around his forehead keeping everything in place. He wears a light gold, sheer shirt with a blue velvet half cape on his shoulders. A sun brooch keeps the cape in place along with a silver cord and a gold cord. The gold cord has fallen below the silver one. Dorian also has blue flowers tucked in his hair. Keyleth stands with her hair flowing to the side, with tired eyes. She has her iconic antler crown and oak leaf mantle which colors from green to orange to red as well as her blue dress on. She has a black feather earring, which also flows in the wind. Both look off camera with a mix of pride, determination and anger. End ID]
finally free to indulge again yEEHAW ft. that Ghost skin he's double cheeked up in that ive been dying to draw for months 🍑👏 got to bust out the dark synthwave for thissun
You wanna know what's crazy? Now knowing that Laura and Marisha didn't plan to be romantic this campaign at all, it is INSANE that everything went so perfectly, thematically, exactly the way it did.
The series of events from the rock breaking, Dusk showing up RIGHT as it was happening, to them making up just so Otohan could show up and kill Laudna not a DAY later literally because she wanted to get on Imogen's nerves ("Is she your favorite?"). And then Imogen obliterating Delilah with her own fucking hands for Laudna. Getting the circlet. Laudna holding Imogen on the ship they were about to crash having that Tether Talk^tm just before they were separated ONCE AGAIN.
Just the entire escalation that led to them meeting in Jrusar that day and Imogen blurting out "Can I kiss you?" in the mfing BREAD ISLE because she couldn't hold back her feelings is BONKERS.
Even down to Imogen saying she "thought dates were supposed to have sparks" after their date with pretty and telling Laudna she "has the biggest spark she's ever seen" a long ass time later in Bassuras.
The evolution of their feelings for each other, the tension that was building on that table every time they talked to each other. The fact that it all happened serendipitously with absolutely no previous plan and it went just the way it did? Immaculate. Showstopping. Absolutely astounding. If Marisha, Matt and Laura had sat down and planned this whole thing from the beginning it still couldn't have gone more perfectly.