apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??
oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)
(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)
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Courtney: Take a right here.
Oscar: Absolutely not.
Courtney: C’mon! I have an idea.
Oscar: Getting arrested for kidnapping is a terrible idea.
[Oscar rolled his eyes as Courtney grinned and raised her hand threateningly; snorting, he threw the indicator on and pulled over with acquiescence, lest she get any ideas and grab the steering wheel herself]
…
Courtney: Is Levi ready?
Nadia: For?
Courtney: Camping.
Nadia: He’s not going.
Courtney: Oh-.. we’ve already booked a spot for him.
Nadia: Hm.
Courtney: It’d be easier if he were out of your hair for a week though-.. right?
[Nadia squinted at the slightly unkempt woman before her; she was clearly mistaken in her previous assumptions that Courtney was a simple, feebleminded housewife]
Nadia: Don’t take me for a fool.
Courtney: Alright, what’s it gonna be then?
Nadia: LEVI!
Nadia: Do you want to go camping with these.. people?
Levi: I thought you said-…
Nadia: Do. You. Want. To. Go?
…
Nadia: That was quick-.. you won’t bring any bad habits back, will you?
Levi: I’ll try not to.
Nadia: I’ll miss you, sweetheart.
[Levi clenched his bag tightly and ignored his mother’s outstretched arms, knowing full well they’d remain firmly plastered to her waist were there not a car full of Finch’s right next to them]
Levi: Hey-.. scootch over, losers.
Ava: Hi, Levi’s mommy!
[Levi shut the door before Nadia could respond, catching naught but a glimpse of her upturned nose as Oscar sped off]
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