#help me react to this

[kindahoping4forever]

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[paperglader]

i just feel like someone should take one for the team and write the fanfic where miss homotron goes to dragonstone on foot, meets her situationship’s new lover, and immediately goes like blind with jealousy and fury (rhaenyra, as always when alicent’s near, looks and behaves like a very confused kicked puppy)

i just need homotron and saphotron to meet, so the real war can begin

[zu-is-here]

During the post dark cream arc where Cross was pregnant with Aim, is it possible for Aim to mive and kick while in the soul…? And if so is it painful for Cross+

continuing @clownyclowns' comic's topic <3

[mayakern]

rodeo had to go under anesthesia to get some x-rays today and he did not know what to do with himself. my silly little man 😭

[keyblack]

this entire section of Chapter 2 of Much Ado is everything and I am begging you guys to please read it

Also, if you want to hear this comic fully dubbed featuring the official voice of Lord Raiden, Richard Epcar, head on over here to catch the premiere at 9PM EST tomorrow, April 16th!

[coquelicoq]

[ID: Panels from chapter 101 of the Natsume's Book of Friends manga. Natsume thanks Natori and Matoba for coming to rescue him and Nyanko-sensei. Natori's serious but unsurprised expression remains unchanged over three panels. Matoba's lips are slightly parted, and in the second panel he says, "Huh…?" /end ID]

the contrast in reactions between natori and matoba...matoba and his little taken aback "what the hell am i supposed to do with this bid for human connection" face that i hold so dear. idk what's going on with natori exactly but my guess is he's just. really scared for natsume. he must have been, to have gone to get matoba. natsume doesn't get natori's affectionately indulgent look until after the danger has passed. natori's gotta get his game face on.

[brennan-lee-mother]

The way people are so happy to call every Jewish person who’s ever said something unfortunate (and may or may not have apologised/retracted) a full on Zionist is maddening. Also the way people are so happy to reblog a post vagueing about “zionists on dropout” without checking if it’s not just cancelling dropout for daring to have Jewish guests.

[sysig]

Got your number (Patreon)

[starmocha]

Random filthy question of the day thrown your way:

How do you think the guys would react if, after going down on them and making them see stars because it was that good of a job, mc plants a little kiss or two at the head of their cock like it's her most sacred treasure abd looks up at them all pretty and cute?? 🫠

ksdklsl;s;safa love waking up to these questions lmao

Xavier — xavier.exe has stopped working. He's barely registering the BJ and she just did what??? He's completely dazed by her pretty, cheeky smile and when he finally finds his voice, he manages to rasp out, "Do it again."

Smirking, she obliges, teasing him and he shudders before he pulls her up into a hot, searing kiss. He's losing his mind because of her, so perhaps it would only be fair if he messes her up the same way, too, right?

Rafayel — "Holy fuck—"

"You don't like it? 🥺"

He's sputtering now and instantly reassures her that he likes it. He likes it a lot! A few minutes in, he stops and realizes she's messing with him when she's unable to stop giggling at his panicking.

He starts sulking and crosses his arms in disdain, turning away from her. He's refusing to speak with her now.

She tries to apologize.

"Nooppppeeee. I'm not listening to a meanie like you."

"Rafayel—"

"Weird, I'm alone in this room and it's almost like I heard something call my name."

"😔🙄 Fine this 'something' will just have to give a BJ to some other guys from now on—"

Before she could leave, his hand is wrapped around her wrist. "Wait, I'm not that mad."

"Well, I'm mad now." Before Rafayel could respond, she kisses him and teases him again, "But if my fishie will return the favor, I might be able to forgive him..."

He gives in and laughs, his forehead presses to hers. "I'm all yours. Use me until you're no longer mad then, cutie."

Zayne — It takes Zayne only a few seconds longer than normal to register what had happened, but he catches on fairly quick, and chuckles in amusement at her playful little kiss.

He lifts her into his arms, surprising her. With her legs wrapped securely around his waist, he carries her to a couch. Confused, she barely registers what is happening until he is knelt down in front of her, her panties pulled down from under her skirt, and her legs thrown over his broad shoulders.

"Za-Zayne, what are you—"

He chuckles again, giving her a handsome, devilish smirk, asking her teasingly, "Isn't it polite to... return the favor?"

Sylus — He's catching his breath, but when he notices what she did, he chuckles low. His hand is cupping her cheek, and he teases her, "What a naughty little kitten you are today."

He uses his Evol to bring her into his arms and he is kissing her tenderly, murmuring in between breath, "Hmm, so this is what I taste like on your lips. How divine."

She's getting breathless, growing dizzy because of him. She's unable to catch her breath, her heart racing faster when he breaks away and whispers into her ear, "But I think you will taste even more delicious, so allow me to indulge now, sweetie."

Caleb — "You little..."

He is more delighted than mad. In fact, he's doubling down, and tells her this should become a regular thing from now on. When she refuses, he starts teasing her mercilessly, "I thought you liked me? Don't you want to give a kiss to the little colonel every time? 🥺"

"THE LITTLE WHAT—"

Before she could get up and walk away, he's using his Evol to keep her on her knees. He's stroking her cheek, laughing off her glare. "I'm just messing with you, like how you did with me just now..."

His thumb brushes over her lips. "But you know... you do look so fucking pretty on your knees like this for me, pipsqueak."

"I'm biting your dick off next time."

He laughs again. "No, you won't."

He brings her to the couch, keeps her in between his legs, her back to him. She peers up at him confused, her eyes suddenly widening in realization when she feels his fingers dragging her panties to the side, and slipping into her, drawing her moans out instantly. He kisses her lips and murmurs, "My turn to play with you. My pretty girl will like me again after this, yeah?"

[crystallizsch]

i think ortho deserves a cute little partner to fawn over

as a treat.

[shaissa]

[mollysunder]

I genuinely believe if Silco was alive Isha wouldn't have died. I don't mean that in the "Oh if Silco was alive the circumstances that caused everything to devolve would never have happened theway it did" way (which I believe too). I mean, if Silco was there to see Isha get blown up, that girl would have been turned to a whole new kind of mutant before she could actually die.

Silco would have made Isha 70% shimmer before she could flatline. It wouldn't matter if her organs were beyond repair. There are plenty of fresh organs from newly dying bodies just lying around. You think Silco's going to let Singed walk away with Ambessa to be the only (grand)dad with a kid who's a new version of human?! Silco just isn't that kind of person.

[kindahoping4forever]

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[sunflowers-and-scales]

HI I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE

transfem fitz? :>

transition could save her/hj

(styled by the lovely biana vacker)

[fujii-draws]

HIS REACTION TO OPTIMUS BEING ALIVE 😭

[realbeefman]

stacy is sooo interesting because she's in love with house but knows that they will never ever be able to have a healthy, stable, sane relationship because they're too similar so. she finds house-lite instead and marries him and. essentially moves on with her life! and is successful in this because she's a moderately well-adjusted person!

wilson, in contrast, never manages to escape the inevitable, in spite of his best efforts to find a house-lite of his very own, because he's an absolute fucking freak and ends up glued to house to the bitter. bitter end