#helpless dick

[pompadourks]

The fandom needs to stop infantilizing Kieran or I’m gonna start taking names

[storyweaverofgondor]

Fanfiction help!

So years ago i read a Dick Grayson pov story where he had been tied up and put in the trunk of a car. It was Bruce's car and he didn't know Dick was there and was driving around thinking Dick had been kidnapped. Then he either got a message or something because he suddenly stops the car and opens the trunk and lets Dick out.

I think it was a oneshot on FF.net. But i don't remember if it was Young Justice, Teen Titans or just general Batman. I don't remember if it was part of a oneshot collection or a stand alone. I don't remember who wrote it or what it was called.

Help me, DC Comics fandom! Your my only hope!

[lord-squiggletits]

If any MegOP writers are hungry for an Orion Pax who gushes over Megatron and is obsessed with him and looks at him with stars in his eyes, might I suggest giving IDW1 OP/IDW1 MegOP a try?

[americanprometheuss]

i love it when the most physically/visually intimidating man has the weakest dick game. i’m talking absolutely ZERO bitches and if he does get bitches, it takes him a lifetime to pull them. he cries during sex, whimpering and groaning like he’s being tortured, hiding his face in your neck, begging pleading for you to give out a “helping hand”. absolute loser. doesn’t know how to do shit with that absolutely massive schlong he’s been given, quite literally “he don’t know how to handle allat” personified

[mamawasatesttube]

oh my god i thought too hard about dick & kon and im in the fucking sauce help me

[martyrbat]

batman and superman vs vampires and werewolves #2

[thegreatflyinggrayson]

@kentstopme Are you available to help find my brother?

[invisiblegarters]

Man whenever shows dig into how bad things can get for the have nots vs the haves I get so impotently furious.

On the bright side I'm not going to be sad watching these asshole kids get picked off one by one. I hope next week we're back to the murders.

PS the gasp I let out when a wild Phee appeared!

[messengerhermes]

Can someone explain to me, why it feels like people have gotten *worse* about public hygiene since the pandemic began?

[woodcries]

apparently at work we need two openers now for safety reasons but all of my opening shifts are stuck with our most useless team member ever and honestly i’d rather risk getting attacked or murdered than deal with her one on one in my quiet contemplation hours

[theblackestofsuns]

“Completely Helpless!”

Fantastic Four #17 (August 1963)

Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Dick Ayers and Stan Goldberg

Marvel Comics

[fortjester]

having now read the epilogues (mostly), I feel so fucking vindicated for putting the only heartbreaker by mitski on my dirk playlist. how did I know??? how was I that spot on????

[roobylavender]

ranking of batkids on a scale of who'd be the most comfortable with a civilian life to who'd hate it??

helena and duke are missing bc idk enough about them

[aydascomprehendsubtext]

The Connor and Willa "exploitation or literally just girl making choices" discourse is like. Well. Not to say I've solved the whole show but like fundamentally you have to stop thinking of agency as a yes/no question. It's not even a sliding scale or a dialectic or anything as simple as that. It changes literally moment to moment!!

[dreadfutures]

unlike some people, the anger and frustration and lack of agency i have in the important situations that surround my intersectionalities and marginalization don’t make me decide to shame any not-perfect attempt at progress in another, less-dire area of life where i do have some agency and burn it to the ground for not being 100% good enough immediately, or for not elevating me and my suffering to the top of the suffering olympics

[korusalka]

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