#hes only out to edd and paul

[artificialalienn]

Trans man tord is so real to me

[littlefanficprincess]

I'll miss your pretty face

oneshot

Pair: Tord (post end) x reader

Song: This part of me (By Katy Perry)

Part 1

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A figure stumbles through the street, gripping this right arm. From time to time they would accidentally bump into nearby building, they felt so weak.

A trial of blood droplets follow them, dripping from their open wounds. Having not much option, they went to the only nearby safe place.

They stop at a house with a warm brown door, hesitantly they reach over to the doorbell and ring it. A tune admits from it.

Slowly, the door opens , revealing a girl with (h/c) hair. She was wearing a (f/c) hoodie that was hiding her figure "Hm? Tord!" Her happy expression dissapears when she notices his damaged form.

"Oh dear, come on!" She leads him inside, closing the door behind. She motions for him to sit on the couch, while she rushes to the kitchen for the first aid kit.

Tord silently takes a seat on the comfy couch, looking around the house. Photo frames decorate the shelves, some of them was of the girl's family while the others of him, Tom, Matt and Edd.

Even if she hadn't seen them for quite a while, but still loved them dearly.

She runs back to the living room, holding the first aid kit. She snatches the role of bandage from it, wrapping it around his injured arm.

"Are you okay?" What happened?" She asks. Using scissors to cut off the bandage and secure it.

Tord cough, swallowing the blood that was coming up his throat "I'm fine, just got in a small accident" he takes note that his sight of his right eye was barely there.

"Small? The half of your body is covered in blood" (Y/n) wraps bandages around his head, covering the wounds on his face.

"Hold, let's get you to the hospital" (Y/n) gets up to grab her phone. Suddenly Tord grabs her wrist, stopping her in place.

"Please... don't" The brunette mumbles, looking down. He knew that they would most likely regonise him there and report him the authorities. The best was to hide out with (Y/n) for now, till' Pat and Paul were able to pick him up.

(Y/n) Sits back onto the couch, with a worried expression on her face "Why? Isn't it smart to get professional help with you in this state"

Grabbing her hand, Tord thinks of a quick excuse "Um, I'd rather stay with you, yeah"

Instantly, the girl's face lights up "Oh, ofcourse!" She gets up from the couch, her cheeks somewhat warmerd up "I have a guest room, let me get it ready for you to settle in. Feel free to take anything from the refrigerator and tell me if you need something"

In an instant, she was gone to prepare the room for him. Her excitement amused him, just the same before he left for the Red army. He thinks to back when they went to a shooting ranch.

(Y/n) Holds up a gun, having one eye closed to aim. Her form was somewhat shaking, still somewhat worried with using a gun for the first time.

"Stop shaking like a leaf, you will shoot someone's eye out" Tord strolls up behind her. He stands close to her and grabs her hands, guiding them.

"Stand steady, aim, breath in, breath out and shoot" The brunette commands. (Y/n) slightly spreads her legs to stand more steady, she in- and exhales. Carefully, her (s/c) finger pulls the trigger. A bullet shoots out of it and his the target right in the middle.

She places the gun, before slinging her arms around Tord's neck "Yes! Thank you!" She hugs him tightly.

Tord was taken back by the sudden embrace. He wraps his arms around her waist "It's nothing, I had to make sure you didn't accidentally kill someone"

"Tord...Tord!"

"Huh, what?" Tord snaps out of his trip to memory lane.

"I said I have finished the room. I'm gonna head to my own, Goodnight" (Y/n) explains, poking her head around the corner. Her head soon dissapears as her footsteps become softer.

Tord sighs, traces his finger over the edges of the bandage that covered his arm. He felt somewhat warm inside, knowing that didn't change a bit since they last saw eachother.

He gets up from the couch and walks to the guest room. He opens the door and walks in. He was met with a somewhat empty room, it had a closet for clothes and a bed with red sheets on it.

The brunette sits down and pulls his half destroyed hoodie over his head and tosses it onyo the floor next to the bed. He flops onto the bed, staring at the ceiling.

Thought about, his old friends, Paul and Patryck, the Red army and finally (Y/n). It is the best if he leaves as soon as his comrades arrived, he didn't want her to figure out he was a dangerous person.

┏━°⌜ 赤い糸 ⌟°━┓

Timeskip

┗━°⌜ 赤い糸 ⌟°━┛

(Y/n) walks into the library where she worked. Before she left, she left a plate of breakfast and a note for Tord to find.

She pauses when something catches her eye the enterance. Her (e/c) eyes scan the poster on the wall.

On it was a guy looking pretty similar to Tord, well before he got his major injuries. He was holding a gun, along with wearing a blue coat over his iconic, looking like an army uniform. There was bandage around his neck and on his right cheek. It was actually a wanted poster with a price of 1.500.000.

"That is weird" (Y/n) pulls out her phone, taking a picture of the wanted poster. She was gonna ask Tord about once she was done with work. Worried thoughts enter her brain.

'Is it real?''

Why would Tord be wanted?'

'How did he even got hurt?'

'Am I in danger?'

She decided to shake off the concerning thought that circled her head and begin her shift.

┏━°⌜ 赤い糸 ⌟°━┓

Timeskip

┗━°⌜ 赤い糸 ⌟°━┛

"Hey, Tord. Can I ask you about about–" (Y/n) enters her house only to find it empty. "Tord?" She looks through the house for any sign of him, sadly finding none.

"Did he leave?" She notices an empty plate on the kitchen counter, on it was the note she left. Written underneath her message was a small sentence with red pen.

Thanks ♡

To be continued...

(Insert MLP outro)

[vinnystarman]

EDDSWORLD LORE ANALYSIS BUT I'M ABSOLUTELY DERANGED!!!!

"Wait this thing has LORE????" Yes!!! IT HAS LORE

I just rewatched eddsworld for the 2334idfk443th time in a row and realized I haven't seen (not that there isn't I just haven't seen) people talking about the fact that the series seems to have a really weird (and quite frankly fragile) canon, this goes to some minor details like differences between the stages of the series (retro, classical, legacy and beyond) and other stuff like how I think we actually kind of know what in the actuall hell was Tord even doing in those 8 years between his original departure and the end in eddsworld legacy BUT I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF before we start I want to make some points clear for the sake of clarity:

☆ I will be talking about the series and it's characters specifically in the context of the series, for example: I know why Tord the irl person left the series but I would be speaking only about Tord's (the character) departure, the same goes to any other irl event that had an impact on the series

☆ keep in mind this is only what I think (even though I think i'm absolutely right about everything) so if you disagree in any of my points that's absolutely fine!

☆ I will be speculating about future stuff so take all of those bits with a grain of salt because i'm a great observer but (unfortunatelly) not god so I can't acurrately see the future lolz

so…. how do we start?

well… we could start strong by one of the most interesting points I thought about!

as ridiculous as it sounds, i'm pretty convinced that Tom always knew about Tord's laboratory! and I have proof of it actually

one of the most solid proof I have appears in the episode "The Snogre" to be fair, that episode is gonna come up A LOT in this so you might want to re watch it first :3

in the minute 1:57 Tom apears with a "snow tank" that he uses to defeat the snogre, later, him and Edd have this exchange:

How'd you build that snow tank so fast?

Snow tank? (the snow falls off the ACTUALL TANK TOM CASUALLY IS OPERATING???)

this tank has the (i don't know how to call it so let's just say) serial number "CDT-01" which at the time was a nice little nudge to "moving targets" since it's the same tank the guys use in that episode but in this post "The end" world it should be noted that the "CDT-01" tank also appears in the minute 3:25 meaning up to that point the only way to access the tank was getting into Tord's laboratory and figure out what to press to get it (This tank might also be the one portrayed in movie makers but it's most likely that they are the same tank since they have the same serial number and in moving targets, this tank is stolen from Paul in that same episode AND THIS IS RELATED TO SOMETHING ELSE THAT I'M GONNA SAY HERE SO IT'S NOT A PLOT HOLE OK? BARE WITH ME)

the second one is that the lab was in Tom's room aka Tord's old room, this is the primary reason why Tord came back anyways, to get back to his laboratory (OR IS IT)

This is what I think happened:

Tom found a really suspicious button behind two frames (or one) maybe when he was moving his stuff into it and painting the walls (I highly doubt Tord had blue walls on his room), made a little mess trying to figure out what the actual fuck was going on, realized what it was and decided not to tell the guys because well… as we can see they LOVE pressing buttons and Tom knew it was gonna end up in catastrophe and shut his mouth because of that

that aside of ourselves, my second point:

The real reason why Tord was so hostile to Tom in the end wasn't (or at least not exclusively) because of his rivarly with him but more so because Tord wanted to capture monster Tom!

what do I mean by this? well to understand my point we need to understand how (i think) Tord and his army were operating at that time:

The red army as a whole has only been described once at this point in time and it was in the episode "Fun Dead" in the second 0:08 by the news lady as "Armed vigilantes" that were controlling the Zombie situation (that they [even though accidentally] caused) this meaning that as for now they aren't seen as a threat, on the contrary! They were helping the population! and maybe i'm giving Tord too much credit for this but I bet THAT (beeing seen as vigilantes and not some terrorist group) was intentional, you see, Tord is smart and a little manipulative, the most "evil" thing to do was letting the zombie infection run free and then take control of the post apocaliptic, in shambles world but he didn't, Why? you may ask; because he is more treacherous than Judas, that's why, maybe i'm looking a little too much into this but if this is the route he is going he would need more than one threat right? this is where monster Tom comes into play, I DON'T KNOW WHY ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER ASKED IT BUT WHY DID TOM BECAME A MONSTER RANDOMLY IN POWEREDD? I know it was hinted before that maybe he is half demon somehow??? BUT LIKE… MAYBE I'M DUMB BUT THAT'S WEIRD. And as the scientist he is (why don't I see more scientist Tord fanart?) Tord asked himself the same question, we know that because when we took a look into his laboratory we saw that he was studying monster Tom as it's shown in the end part 2 in the minute 2:42 (THIS GUY'S LAB IS SO MUCH TO UNPACK) this indicates that it isn't crazy to assume he was trying to take Tom out of his senses to get to monster Tom, because as we can see in that same episode he is wanted by the authorities for a large amount of money, probably because they got caught doing some sketchy stuff so, in an attempt to hype up his organization's reputation once more he tried to cause another problem for them to solve

this is what I think happened: Tord somehow knew about monster Tom and realized he could use him not only as another way to make his organization look like heroes to the public eye but also for studying (and maybe experimentation but not really sure since at that point Tord already had that weird chemical that gave life to stuff and converted people to zombies) he assumed the way to get to the monster was making Tom furious so that's what he tried, that's why he was specially hostile to Tom, that's why he was so surprised when Tom left the house (because i've seen people assume that was his objective but if it was then why did he looked so taken aback?)

continuing with Tord my next point is: We kind of know what Tord was up to all along and i'm not so sure he created the red army

WHAAAT???? VINCENT YOU ARE CRAZY FOR THAT ONE!!! WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT TORD DIDN'T CREATED THE RED ARMY? THAT'S LITERALLY HIS TRADE MARK!!! HE IS THE RED LEADER, EVERYWHERE HE GOES THE RED ARMY SYMBOL APPEARS!!!

well yes, that is true but just because he later on becomes the red leader it doesn't mean he created the red army as it is.

let me explain: in the episode "moving targets" not only do we are shown Tord's fondness of militaristic activities but also in the minute 6:12 we see Paul and some unnamed enemy base guard (that i'm pretty sure had a fanon name but I completely forgot oh well) and you may ask "ok so what?" ... Sir that's Paul, this openly states that before he joined the red army, Paul was with this other random army which if you look closely has a suspiciously similar design to the red army's uniform, not only that but again, in Tord's lab we can see a picture of 4 people (minute 2:42) and these people are: Tord, the enemy base guard marked with a big X (maybe he's dead or simply left the army), Paul and Patryck, this meaning that Tord knew them from before, now, as always, here is what I think happened: After his departure in the episode 25ft under the seat, Tord at some point found the enemy army from the episode moving targets and considering how the gang messed them up they weren't in the best conditions, so at some point between the episodes movie makers and space face Tord takes control of this army and makes it HIS red army, this could've been by force or (what I see more plausible but who knows) joined the army as it is and began working his way up until he ended up leader of it CONTINUING WITH TORD BECAUSE HE IS A SNEAKY BASTARD (i love him i hate him so much) WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS LAB??? Tord's laboratory even though solves some questions it opens up even MORE questions like these: HOW DID HE KNEW ABOUT MONSTER TOM IF HE ONLY APPEARED IN POWEREDD AND THAT EPISODE AIRED LONG AFTER HE LEFT?? WHY DOES HE HAVE BARRELS OF THE WEIRD LIFE-GIVING CHEMICAL FROM "THE SNOGRE" AND "FUN DEAD" IF THAT ALSO HAPPENED LONG AFTER HIS DEPARTURE??? WHY DID HE INSTALLED A SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE HOUSE???

WHAT DOES THE MAP WITH THE NOTE MEAN???

well I have answers for 3 of those 4 questions, so, hear me out on this one: Tord kept using his laboratory even after he left. THIS SOUNDS CRAZY AND IT IS BUT HEAR ME OUT.

in the end part one, even though he was let in by edd Tord tried to sneak into Tom's room anyway, and he did it in a way that showed that maybe, just maybe it wasn't his first time doing it and if we look at it from a strategic perspective it's basically the perfect place to hide something like that.

it's a place that no one would search him in because well... at that point it had been years since he left, it's just a normal house where three friends live, nothing suspicious going on with that so if he had his laboratory right there it would be convenient... Really convenient, this is the reason he has stuff from stuff he couldn't have possibly had from before, that's why he had time to build his giant robot, he had all the time he was living there and also when he wasn't, that's what he knew about monster tom. that's why he had pictures of his army friends, that's why he had the chemical, because he never truly left.

this would also make my first idea even more possible because Tom wasn't even surprised to see Tord's laboratory in his room and Tord wasn't surprised either to see Tom there, this meaning that maybe somehow they had seen eachother before, maybe while Tord was sneaking in or out and Tom in an act of friendship decided to not get Edd or Matt involved for their own good

AND NOW, LET'S STOP SPEAKING ABOUT TORD FOR A MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT EDD.

IS FUTURE EDD GONNA PROTAGONIZE THE COMICS MATT SPOKE ABOUT IN HIS UPDATES VIDEO?????

I HAVE PLENTY OF REASONS TO THINK THAT WE ARE GOING TO SEE MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE BRIEFLY POSTRAYED IN WTFUTURE BECAUSE IF WE TAKE AN ACTUALL LOOK AT THE TEASERS MATT SHOWED THEY SHOW A FUTURISTIC CITY WITH DRONES AND SOMEONE WITH EDD'S DISTINCT HAIR AND FUTURE EDD'S COAT ENTERING A BUILDING THROUGH THE WINDOW SO IN MY OPINION WE ARE GOING TO GET EVEN MORE INSIGHT ON HOW'S THE WORLD DOING UNDER THE RED LEADER'S LEADERSHIP WHOHOOOOO long live cola

that aside because I got overly happy when I remembered that

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE LOBSTERS.

in the episodes "the surf and turf wars pt 1 and 2" we are presented with a new problem, for the ones that haven't seen it or don't remember, in the episodes, Matt gets turned into a lobster monster by a chemical with dubious origin, we actually have a name for this chemical! it's named "NM-8" and ok, this is maybe a far FAR stretch BUT I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE THEORIE THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THIS CHEMICAL IS AN ADVANCED FORMULA OF THAT LIFE-GIVING CHEMICAL OF TORD'S I say this since both substances have similar effects, and according to this, in the same episode, the barrel of nm-8 ends up there anyways because while transporting the chemical THAT IS WIDELY STATED THE ORIGIN OF IT IS HIGLY CONFIDENTIAL NO QUESTIONS ASKED the ship hits a bump and when the captain asked "what happened" is sent to the brig because he broke the rule of not asking questions, this leading to the barrel falling overboard and ending up in the beach where it's found by Matt and the episode continues

who would need such level of secretism? who would need that much confidentiality? well I have certain people in mind, if we think about it from a narrative perspective it would make sense for the chemical to be property of the same guy (or guys) that made the other chemical to be responsible for it, maybe in some elaborate scheme to finally get back at the world after the giant robot fiasco and hey, maybe it was impossible before but now with the Tord Youtooz? WITH TORD APPEARING IN MATT'S VIDEO AS AN INTERRUPTION WITH THE STYLE OF A STOLEN TV SIGNAL???? IT'S PLAUSIBLE AND IT WOULD MAKE A LOT OF SENSE! but as always that is only speculation, I can't see the future, just theorize and communicate what I think and let's be honest, the next episode will probably be about the guys cleaning up the lobster mess (WHICH IS AMAZING AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE) but always remember, Tord ends up taking the world in the future anyways so stopping him right now, whatever he is up to is not really an option unless someone comes back from the future to help

AND THAT'S ALL SORRY IF IT'S MESSY, I STARTED WRITING THIS AT 3 AM AND HAD TO WRITE IT IN SEPARATED MOMENTS SO YEAH THE CONTINUITY IS NOT GREAT AND ALSO ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LENGUAJE SO YEAHHHHHH

[sintiancat]

Tord laughed, looking down at Edd and Matt from his giant robot.

‘’Hey, Edd! Thanks for holding onto this for me!’’ He shouts, smiling from ear to ear. ‘’I’ll have to go now though. The world’s not going to take over itself!’’

‘’But I thought we were… I thought we were friends!’’ Edd shouts, salty tears quickly leaving his eyes.

The old friend he’s known for so long and cherished with all his heart, betraying him.

Just like that.

Like it never meant something for him.

‘’HA! No? What would I need friends for when I’ve got this!’’ He cackles, but stops abruptly. His eyes widening as he remembered something important.

‘’Mh. But you know... there is something- no, someone I do need.’’ He says, his eyes darting around the neighborhood. ‘’I need her.’’ He mumbles, his eyes continuing to search desperately for her.

Edd and Matt look at each other, agitated and worried.

Some seconds pass by, and the silence only becomes louder.

Everyone seems to wait for something.

...

But nothing happens.

You don’t appear.

‘’CUT!’’ The director announces, promptly standing up from his seat. His hands rubbing his lower back, as he stretched.

‘’Ugh. Where’s the main love interest? She was supposed to enter scene as soon as he said that!’’ He frowns, reading the script one more time as he shouts your name.

You jolt, head turning abruptly at the mention of your name

You looked like a deer caught in headlights, and when you made eye contact with the director, you slowly left the pastry you were about to eat back with the rest of the food on set.

‘’What?’’ You frown, ‘’I’m not supposed to enter scene yet.’’ You huff, about to take the pastry again.

Except you can't.

You feel a hand rest on your shoulder, beckoning you to turn around as you hear someone say your name soon after. ‘’The script changed’’ Paul informs you, his thick eyebrows furrowing to show his confusion ‘’Edd was supposed to tell you this morning.’’

You tilt your head, ‘’He didn’t’’

‘’I did!’’ Edd says, approaching the two of you. ‘’When we were having breakfast, remember?’’

Your eyes squint as you recall the events of this morning. When Edd was eating the promotional cereal ‘’Eddsworld’’.

‘’I just remember you talking with your mouth full.’’ You blink, ‘’You should really stop doing that by the way, we can’t understand you and you know how annoyed Tom gets after.’’ Edd laughs, nodding.

‘’I know, I know.’’ He sighs, his lips parting to comment again. But instead, he only gasps.

‘’Where’s Tom?’’

Paul eyes widens, his cigar about to fall of as he wastes no time to run to the set. Edd rushing to do the same.

‘’Oh shit. Don’t tell me you guys left him inside the debris?!’’ You panic, following after the two to help your friend out of the destroyed house.

Matt and the director were already there, lifting the remains of the house to get Tom out.

Well, the director was the one lifting. Matt was panicking as he called Tom’s name horrified.

With more of the crew helping you quickly took him out, the man with spiky hair groaning in pain.

Matt and you sigh, a bit more relieved at the sight of Tom, who was at least still conscious enough to curse.

From the corner of your eye, you see how some crew members help Tord step off the giant robot, the Norwegian running towards Tom to make sure he wasn’t badly injured.

Tord lifts him up, seating him down so a crewmate could quickly aid him.

Tom tries not to wince as he feels the alcohol-soaked cotton ball touch his injury.

‘’I didn’t receive the signal,’’ He hisses, ‘’I stayed there for whole five minutes.’’

‘’There was not clear communication.’’ The director huffs, crossing his arms. ‘’Someone forgot to inform people about the change in script.’’

Edd looks away, whistling as he kicks a pebble.

‘’Why am I not surprised…’’ You hear someone mutter

Sighing, you crouch down at Tom’s level.

‘’Tom.’’

‘’Yeah?’’ He looks your way, his tired eyes making eye contact with you.

You have a tiny smile on your face, as you lean closer to him.

Your lips parting to whisper into his ear.

‘’Idiot. I fucking told you to accept the stunt double.’’ You pull his ear

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heres my two cents to the ew x reader community. i dont think ive ever seen an actor au in the fandom tbh

also hi tumblr how do u

[the-joyfriend]

okay yall my tomtord brain rot is way too fucking strong i watch a hockey game last night and all i could think of was "omg tomtord hockey au??? i could write this out omg" and now i have the beginnings of a tomtord hockey au i guess T^T

they are literally all i think about. anyway my idea for the au kinda goes like this

• the gang is on the team, im talking edd, matt, tom, tord, paul, patryk, edwardo, mark and jon

( im still learning abt hockey so pls if yr a hockey fan have mercy on me )

• im thinking edwardo is the goalie

• tom and tord r the best players on the ice, i mean like they are unstoppable

•they work together like gears in a well oiled machine but also are so fucking competitive with each other

•like they keep trying to one up each other but just end up assisting each other

• their competitiveness is only really affecting them, it doesnt affect the team at all

• most people don't even expect or even remember the rivalry bc they are always on the same wavelength and score so many goals together

• but in the interviews they are always shitting on each other

•like think of that one the rock and kevin hart interview where the person interviewing them is like "dwayne, if you could spend a day in kevins body what would you do" and hes immediately like "k¡ll myself" and kevin is like >:OOO

•thats literally them

thats kinda where ive thought up to for now- hope yall enjoyed!!!!

[sillymaxing]

Idk what to call my AU, but here are some character descriptions and hcs.

CW: mentioned war, mentioned torture, mentioned suicidal ideation, imprisonment, isolation.

General

When the main 4 were living together, Tord was 25, Edd was 25, Tom was 24, and Matt was 23.

Tord moved away when he turned 26

And then 3 years later he comes back, now 28.

And within a month, He is kicked out cause all of the events in The End.

The invasion happens a year later. When Tord had time to regroup.

Tord

Doesn’t show his face. He wears a very silly red armored mask.

5’8

He’s an inventor, engineer, scientist. This man is SO smart.

He knew about Tom’s Monster form for a while. Even before he moved out. He just didn’t say anything.

More focused on work than romance or even friendship.

Absolutely no restraint or hesitation on the battlefield.

Very much addicted to smoking. It’s to the point where he claims he can’t think straight if he doesn’t smoke.

Really wishes Edd and Tom were just random people instead of old friends, because now he feels guilt and remorse hurting them.

Paul is like an older brother figure to him.

Patryck is someone Tord met when he moved away originally. They totally met at the gym.

Paul

In this AU, Paul is actually a HUGE behind the scenes guy.

The Red Army was his idea originally.

In fact, he was going to be the leader.

But he met Tord, and saw CRAZY potential.

Convinced Tord to move away and train underneath him.

Listen, this man has like maxed out charisma. Convinced this little red guy to leave his entire life behind.

Tord is the face of the Red Army, and the one making most of the decisions. Paul is like his advisor.

Didn’t actually like Patryck at the start, but they work as fine coworkers. They can get along pretty well now.

Paul is 5’10

In his early 40s

Patryck

Patryck was a regular dude going to college and studying Supply Chain Management and Information Systems.

This guy is a businessman through and through.

Tord tried to convince him to join the Red Army, but Patryck insisted that he finish college first.

And he DID!! But during college, Patryck would train with Paul and Tord. He learned how to handle melee weapons, firearms, etc.

In his early 30s.

5’11

He really likes video games. Keeps a Nintendo Switch in his room at the Red Army base.

Really wants to grow out his hair, but Paul and Tord have instructed that it can’t be longer than shoulder length due to safety precautions.

Normally has his hair in a ponytail or man bun.

Tom

Okay so Tom’s monster form is like 20 feet tall.

While in his monster form, he isn’t really conscious.

He can kinda control when he turns into his full monster form, but can’t control when he turns back human.

Has this half human half monster form? But it varies. The more monster-like he is, the more foggy his brain gets.

REALLY bad suicidal ideation. He tries to remain strong and tough, but after about a year of being in a lab, it starts to eat away at him.

5’10

The most notable traits of his monster form are razor-sharp claws, teeth, a spiky tail, horns, and purple literally everywhere.

He isn’t allowed to talk to Edd. Isn’t even informed that Edd is captured.

Ever since experiments started, Tom’s craving proteins a lot more, and eats a lot more food in general, since he has to maintain his monster form for longer.

Once Tom starts cooperating, he gets little rewards! Like being able to talk to Matt, extra rest time, comfortable clothes, longer showers, even gets to go outside sometimes.

Edd

Oh boy.

When Edd abandoned Matt, he ran to start the Resistance.

Edd REALLY misses Tom. Regrets not staying around for him.

REALLY good with melee weapons.

Unmatched rage towards Tord. Towards any Red Army soldier. And now that Matt joined the Red Army, only proving Edd right, he now has unmatched rage for Matt.

If Edd and Tom were actually able to talk to each other, they would plan their escape.

Like actually HATES Tord. Hates him more than anything.

5’9

Really misses how things used to be.

Regrets ever letting Tord back in their home.

He feels like all of this is his fault, and that he could’ve prevented it.

Constantly replaying his past in his head, thinking about what he could’ve done differently.

Stays in an isolated cell after his capture. Only a handful of soldiers are allowed to interact with him.

Tord keeps him painfully updated on Resistance survivors that have joined the Red Army since his capture.

Matt

First of all, he’s 6’2.

He isn’t imprisoned for that long compared to Tom and Edd. He’s only in a cell for like 2ish months before being let out. This is mainly because he gave up fighting about a month in, but Tord needed to make sure Red Army actually had Matt’s loyalty, and it wasn’t just a lie.

Matt went from the cell straight into duties, becoming an official member of the Red Army.

Matt works as the supply manager?? Idk the right name for it, but he tracks food and water supply. He’s Patryck’s assistant too.

Matt takes on a few other duties here and there. He doesn’t do anything battlefield related.

Matt is also tasked with showing new recruits around the main base.

He has a room right next to Tord’s.

Sneaks away to bring Tom food or to just talk with him.

[firedragon1321]

Lousy Three Nicknaming Contest Over!

A while back, I posted for suggestions for nicknames for Okidogi, Munkidori, and Fezandipiti. I finally got around to catching them, so it's time to crown the winners!

First up- Munkidori.

He is now Mojo Jojo! I'm afraid I can't find the person who posted this name, but they came in early and hit hard. I grew up on the Powerpuff Girls, so this was pretty much over the second they hit enter.

Runners Up for Munkidori

@pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong- enn eff tee

@ezdrools- Paul (I assume it's a reference to the DNA Productions logo)

@gamegem92- Ape Escape (I know they changed it but I love Ape Escape)

@thephantomwolfi3- Bored Ape

Next up- Okidogi

@thephantomwolfi3 came up with Cheems. While not a huge fan of the meme, that ironically only made the name more attractive to me.

Runners-Up for Okidogi

@bellatheinkdemon- Princess

@gamegem92- Husky Tantrum

Finally- Fezandipiti

This was a hard contest. Ultimately, I took Malewife from a group because it amused me. @eggchjf also submitted the rest of the holy trinity- Mansplain and Manipulate.

Runners Up for Fezandipiti

@pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong- makeup youtuber (would have won if I could fit it neatly into the twelve character limit)

Now, here's some honorable mentions for group names

@starwarrior65- Okidogi=Moe, Munkidori=Curly, Fezandipiti=Larry and all together called the Loyal Stooges.

(Other people went this route too, but I'm highlighting this one for the addition of the new group name)

@starchbean- I named them Dunkdon, Grifthound, and Dipstick :P

@lucked-out-mouse- Caffeine, Steroids, Botox

@mynarco- i saw someone on twitter name them gaslight (munkidori) gatekeep (okidogi) girlboss (fezandipiti) if that helps at all

@gurren-logout- Ed, Edd, and Eddy

@56th-tin-knee- Monkretin (monkey + cretin), Thugrizzly (thug + grizzly), and Charlatrane (charlatan + crane)

(I loved these three so much. They sound like real Pokemon names!)

@lupinevolt- Doggonit, Baboonzled, Unpheasant

Thanks to everyone who participated!

[obsessivelyloved]

Sorry I keep sending in so many asks lol-

I can see Paul and Pat being ‘dolls’ like Tord and once Tord possesses Edd’s father (but before Edd realizes anything), he goes out of his way to find them and find people for them to inhabit. I can even see there being Tom and Matt ‘dolls’ that Tord also helps give bodies to. They help him keep Edd safe :)

I can also see the reason Tord did some spell shit to become a doll in the first place is because he tried to pull the whole red leader schtick earlier but it didn’t work, so he turned into a doll to avoid custody and so he could try again later when he finds a new body to inhabit.

Don't apologize!! This is the most fun I've had writing in a while, I haven't been insane about anything for a hot minute :D. I'm writing something for Tom as I post this

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“Useless fucking body.” 

Tord coughed as he put out his third cigarette. This body still wasn’t up to par with his. It couldn’t handle cigarettes. Alongside liquor. It was a shame that he was going to have to go through the transformation sober. He needed a clear mind to plan and take care of his son. 

He couldn’t stop the sappy smile spreading across his face. For a moment, the annoyance of his cigarettes being useless to him was pushed aside. It had been so long since he had a child. His firstborn had only lived a few months. His second, dead within weeks. And now his third… his third was healthy and grown. Though he wasn’t entirely his just yet. But Edd will be. 

He just had to wait for the transformation to finish. 

Stress had him pull out another cigarette. This body changing to become his own was taking longer than he expected it to. Although it was giving him more time to plan, he was afraid of what his son would do once he finally put the pieces together. That his “real” father was no longer in this body. 

Tord sighed and lit the cigarette. He pressed it to his lips, inhaled and- “Fuck!” he hissed, choking on the air. He jabbed the damn thing into his ashtray and got to his feet. He had better things to do than to try and get this body used to his habits. He’d just have to be patient for the transformation to finish. 

 A quick look at his phone told him it was barely 12p.m. Good, he still had time before he had to go pick up the boy. He needed to use every minute wisely. 

He stepped back inside from the backyard, leaving the fresh air. The computer was still on in the living room, ebay open. 

Old doll - $500 

Tord was sure this was one of his generals. His friend. Poor Paul had seen better days. He looked so worn down in the picture, his right eye smashed. It was a shame, really. Before he saved his two comrades, he made sure their dolls were perfect. If he wasn’t planning on giving them human bodies he’d make sure to fix Paul. But it was fine. Once Paul was free from the porcelain, they’d destroy their prisons. 

“Yes!” Tord grinned. The seller had accepted his offer for a lower price. He hummed as he went through the process and picked the fastest shipping available. It wasn’t his card he was charging so what did he care? Soon he’ll be able to introduce his friend to his son. 

Even better, he was a step closer to rising to power once again. 

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Eddsworld AU that I am thinking a lot about it

An EW Alternative Universe where The End was different. (Since I am brazilian, maaaaybeeeee my english will fail sometimes, but I really hope this isn't a problem for the understanding LOL)

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When Tom asked Tord about his wanted poster and Tord showed him his helmet, Tom ended up fighting with him before he got into the robot, and that fight made Tord rethink his actions in the Red Army. From a fight, it became a small conversation, which made Tom soften Tord's heart, and brought in him the feeling of regret.

Tord talked to Edd and Matt about the robot, and they forgave him. Tom still hates Tord, but not so much as he used to. In this AU, their relation fluctuates between friends and rivals. They hate each other but interacts sometimes. But in short, the plan of the Giant Robot got scrapped.

In one day, Tord spoke to the Red Army and rejected his position as the leader; Paul was "crowned" the new leader and given new armor. (He became known as the Leader of the Pink Cape) might draw his armor design later

In the place where the giant robot was, a laboratory was set up for Tord, where he could carry out experiments if he wanted. I haven't written much about it, but I pretend to.

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Extra:

In this AU, Kim and Katya has a son, his name is Kari and he has a boyfriend called Danny (It used to be Adam, but I changed his name lol). And well, Kari is not adopted or product of a pregnancy.

He's the mix of Kim's and Katya's DNA made by Tord. Tord created Kari with their DNAs. (I always saw EW AUs where fankids where made in lab so why not a KimKatya son made in lab lol I've always seen that with T0mT0rd but I'm not too fond of it anymore lol²)

Unfortunately, Kari was created in the laboratory as a teenager and not a baby, as Tord had no experience on making a baby in a laboratory. The only time Tord created someone in a lab was when he was still at Red Army. He created Yuu in a lab. (Personal HC lol)

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Fun Fact: I have the hc that little guys created in labs have a little blue mark of an 8-pointed star on the neck lol so yeah Kari and Yuu got those.

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That's all ig. Not too confident of putting this on tags but yeah whatever. Might write this AU better. I will also redesign Kari and Danny since their designs are kinda old lol

Hope u guys like this ig...

[toms-apartment]

((will do!!!! thank you for being so patient with me, is there anything else major that ive missed?

((Uhhhhhhhhh Had to actually think about this stuff. ))

((Matt Knows Tord Is in Tom's Apartment. It's been implied but never outright said... so for those who didn't pick up on that, Here it is.))

((Officially saying this too! Matt and Tom never broke up. it was also slightly implied... was actually why Matt had gone to visit Tom's place. also when Matt found out Tord is (at least) in Tord's apartment))

((Tord has not gotten surgery. I've said this before, can't recall if it was on here or on my main. but ye.))

((Mod hates the way Edd looks and needs to just change the design already))

((In universe Paul + Pat run the blog. They know things they wouldn't They are also the ones that get the asks to each intended character.))

((This thing is important too, I guess?))

((Tom's parents are not pineapple and bowling ball, just objects that remind him of them. also Tom is half human half alien.))

((Tord only leaves the apartment for smoking (because house rules) or when it is supper late (so he can sneak out). Paul and Pat can and will pick him up for a very very late night dinner.))

((IDK. I'm still trying to think of things that are actually important...))

[baconcolacan]

Having claimed that both tom and tord arent kin to spicy food, but would still eat it out of spite makes me imagine them getting into a competition with eachother, probably young and stupid, i wonder who'd be the first to give up

I was re-reading the small stay oneshot u wrote (where tord found tom sleeping in his office after overworking himself) and i couldn't help but question, at the moment where tord whined and i quote "my love i am so sorry for neglecting you!! please let me still call you my love" (While tom kept worrying over someone seeing them) how would paul and pat react, hearing their leader saying such things were they somehow still there, worse yet, what if they went to investigate?What would Tom do had he seen them via camera/VR?

Hey bud! Sorry I took a while to get to this but I'll answer them under the cut as some of the questions have fic spoilers ^^ Starting with the asks here Here we go!

Tord would be the first to give up. He grew up with a more salt-savory oriented palette while Tom at least had to try out a few spicy foods due to his mom being fond of them. So Tom doesn't like it out of experience and Tord doesn't like them for lack thereof.

IF Paul or Pat heard that they would DEFINITELY think that Tord was in some sort of secret relationship. Knowing protocol, they would try to get as far away as possible because its a safety measure, at this point Tord's paranoia would have rubbed off on them, so they would immediately go for plausible deniability. BUT if they only heard his distress and couldn't make out the exact words, therefore leading to them investigating. If Tom saw them approaching on the cams, he would immediately shut Tord up with a kiss, and use his momentary placation to say 'Sorry love' and kick him off him with all his strength. This would most likely lead to Tord getting thrown into a wall well before Paul or Pat gets to Tom's office. "Red Leader?! THOMPSON?! What the hell happened!!" "We got into a fight." "THIS EARLY?!" They leave it at that, albeit frustrated that the two of them had one of their daily squabbles at 2 in the morning.

Hilarson would probably try but he wouldn't have his resources or allies at that point. He would panic of course, as his charge had been taken to the very place they spent so much time and effort getting him away from. He'd probably find a way to get to him, maybe even meet with the Odense rebellion.

Hmmm, well, this wouldn't be realistic as why would they both be there? But I would assure you that they'd be a bit scared and panicked for Tom, both would probably try to stop him from hurting himself, but at this point, Tom would have been too out of his mind to recognize them, so it would end up really bloody for everyone.

The cancer thing actually didn't happen in Stay ^^ Tom loses his eyesight as a result of the bomb that caused Tord to also lose his arm. The explosion really fucked up all four of them, but Tord had thought that Edd had died, and so only saved Tom and Matt. Though, during Tom's recovery stages, Tord had cried his heart out asking for his forgiveness behind closed doors. He spent a lot of time in Tom's hospital room, just holding his hands.

This is a funny story actually. I was well into getting back into EW around this time, so it was occupying most of my thoughts. Then I had a, lets say, unfortunate maybe supernatural maybe might not be experience while I was away at college. My father used to say that our family was cursed, and that he brought it with him when he moved to where we live now, and that I had to always be careful because things liked to latch on to our clan. So anyway thats where the idea came from lmao, I was getting my monthly haunting and I just figured I'd write about a story like that for a fandom I liked.

Oh and AHAHHA NAWW THANK YOU, I dont get tired of hearing it, and while that sounds like a massive ego trip, I just really REALLY appreciate the kind words you all seem to never stop giving me ^^ Though dont idolize me too much lmao, Im really just a sleep deprived artist rotting in my work desk.

[dailybaconandcola]

A small cover for my fanfic. I’m not a writer, so theres probably a lot of mistakes in the story. Enjoy if you wanna read! This is linked to my future Tord AU.

It was a late night. All was quiet and still as the residents in the neighbourhood started to settle for bed.

In the yellow house with the red roof, a guy named Edd was sound asleep in his room, snuggling comfortably under his comforters. All was well, until he was stirred awake from the sound of tapping on his bedroom window. Feeling gruggy, Edd mumbled tiredly as he slowly sat up from his bed. Not fully awake, he stared into some distance, until he was snapped fully awake from the sound of the tapping again. Edd felt himself tense up as he looked wide eyed at his window. An intruder?

The tapping continued, and Edd gulped and gathered all his wits and slowly crept out of his bed. Just in case, he grabbed a golf club that his ginger-haired friend had gifted him for his last birthday and tiptoed to the window.

Feeling cautious, Edd slowly pulled the curtains open, and he stopped frozen in place as he saw a black figure sitting outside from his window. Edd couldn't do anything but let out a yelp and fell back onto the floor. What a rude awakening this was.

The suspicious figure opened the window with what appears to be a screwdriver, and stared down at the frightened man. Slowly, they climbed over the window panel and removed their black hood from their head. As Edd saw who it was, he took a deep breath and sighed in relief.

"Tord! You scared the living daylights out of me!" Edd said in a loud whisper, clearly still shaken up from the unexpecting invite of his old friend. Tord just stared and let out a chuckle as he jumped lightly onto the floor. "Heh, sorry, Edward. I'm just so used to visiting you through your room window." Edd just sighed irritatingly and got up from the floor. Despite the scare, he was happy to see Tord here. It has been a few months since they've seen eachother.

"Well despite your spooky invite in here, i'm really glad to see you! What are you doing here anyways? Aren't you supposed to be out on your mission?" Edd asked, tilting his head. Despite Tord being gone for a while, they still did catch up on calls and video chats. Edd is glad that Tord was getting better at commucation than before.

Tord waved his hand and shook his head like the mission was no big deal to him. "Yea, I was on it, but uh, my team and I had a few complications at the base,, but that's not important now. I'm just here to visit you."

Complications? Edd wondered, but there was no point prying Tord for more details due to how stubborn he can be. He just nodded and walked up to Tord, and without warning, Edd gave him a light hug with a warm smile. Tord tensed a bit, and felt his face warm, and hesitantly returned the hug.

"Well, glad you thought of seeing me, Tord. So uh, does Matt and Tom know you're here? I think they're still awake." Edd asked as he broke the hug. Tord could still feel the butterflies from the embrace, but quickly shook off the feeling, and shook his head.

"Nah, you're the only one who knows. Besides I just came to see you. I missed you." Edd smiled, and told him he missed Tord too. He really did.

Edd and Tord, now happy to see eachother, spent almost an hour chatting it up of whats been happening. Edd told Tord how boring it was when he left. But the adventures and mishaps he had with Tom and Matt were still just as fun. Tord has been on some cool and dangerous missions with his two partners named Pat and Paul, and while telling Edd the story, he was in awe, and a bit jealous.

"Wow Tord. Fighting demons in a haunted cavern must've been a blast! I sure wish I was there,, we haven't had any adventures together in awhile." Tord nodded, and felt a little guilt. He also missed the weird adventures he had with his cola loving friend and would love to go on them again, that is if it weren't for what was occurring right now. Tord knew he had to tell Edd why he really came here. He sighed and pat Edd's back.

"I know, Edd,, and I know one day we'll have them again. But for now,, it's not really the best time,,"

Edd was confused. "Uhm,, what do you mean by that?"

That's when Edd noticed a small black case Tord had in his hand. He'd just pulled it out of his coat pocket. Edd could see the dark look on his grungy friend's face and he started to feel worry grow in him.

"Tord?"

"Edward,, during my last mission, I ran into some huge trouble. I had to get back to base after being alerted of intruders invading into it"

Edd gave him a questioned look. "But you said it wasn't important?"

Tord just let out a sad chuckle and handed the black case over to Edd. Edd just stared at the case in complete confusion, but waited to open it after his friend gave him an explanation. Tord continued.

"Aliens, Edd. They were the intruders. We didn't take them seriously at first until they started to destroy everything in sight. Their big leader told us something precious was taken from them and if they can't find it, they'll continue to invade everything else and force us "humans" to serve for them like slaves. Their weapons were too advanced and dangerous even for our team. It's like their gadgets are from a different world, eheh,,, So we had no choice but to surrender and retreat. Then soon after, our leader ordered us to divide into different groups and spread out in each countries to protect and ready ourselves incase of an attack. Quite ridicoulious, huh? Us, a highly ranked and well trained army being defeated by a couple of aliens? I felt rather humiliated, not gonna lie,,"

Tord sigh and looked at a distant with a somber smile on his face. Edd was baffled from this whole story and could only stare at Tord in disbelief. He then looked down at the black case and decided to open it. It was a small silver like pen. It had a red and black button on the side of it, and the other side was an engraved Red army symbol. Edd furrowed his brows and asked. "That doesn't explain why you decided to come see me,, if you guys are in that much danger, shouldn't you be out on your duty to kill aliens? Or are you here just to waste your time?"

Tord shook his head and looked up at his sweet friend with a warm look, and placed his hand ontop of Edd's. Despite all of Tord's worries, one thing he was relieved of was that Edd and his friends were still safe from all the mishap. Edd was taken aback from the sudden gesture  and felt his face warm a bit. This feeling confused Edd though. Why is his gremlin friend making him feel so weird?

"Isn't it obvious? I came to see if you were safe from the attack. Once those ugly things mentioned they were gonna invade other countries, the first thing I thought of was you and the other two's safety. I felt so afraid. So before my team and I had to venture out to our post, I requested to come and stop at London to see you. As tough as these guys are, they're so understanding and helped me out with this,, Edward, I was worried about you,, I wanted to come see if you were okay, and before I leave again, the device you're holding was invented by my leader himself. It's a handheld force field that not even aliens can penetrate through. If an attack ever happened here in your city, this thing will help you protect you guys."

Edd was touched by this. Even after all these years including months of Tord being away to fulfill his duties, all this time he was thought about. Knowing this warmed Edd's heart. He smiled happily at Tord and gave his hand a squeeze. "Aw Tord, you know Tom, Matt and I are prepared for any invasion. Hell, even a zombie one. I bet even without this device thingy, we could easily survive this alien invasion. But uh,, yet you still came to see me, to see if I was safe? I gotta say, buddy, that's really sweet of you to come by."

Tord was a bit surprised. Him, sweet? He didn't think his friend thought of him that way, but it made him chuckle as he inched closer to Edd, looking at his sweet cola friend with such gratefulness. No wonder Tord loved being Edd's bestest friend, maybe even more one day,, But he shook off the thought, no way that'll ever happen.

"Oh I know,, just thought you might need the extra help, eheh,,"

Edd smiled back and fiddled with the shield device in his hand. As much as he enjoyed Tord's company though, a thought came to interrupt Edd's moment. He knew Tord would have to take his departure after this. That thought made Edd feel a sting in his chest. It sadden him. Tord saw the look on his face and it wasn't hard to tell what his friend was thinking about. He sighed and wrapped his arm around the other's shoulder and pulled him in for a hug and comfort. Edd let out a hurt huff and rested his head against Tord's shoulder. "You're gonna have to go soon, huh? To,, you know,, battle aliens?"

Tord nodded with a sad look. He lightly rubbed Edd's back and the sensation made the green brocolli boy calm his worried thoughts as he sighed happily and nuzzled more into Tord. This made the tough soldier's heart melt, a feeling like he never felt. Tord was gonna miss this the most. Before he left, Edd and Tord were always close friends, even to the point where holding eachother in such comforting embraces were normal to the two. But somehow, the momemt was much sweeter than all the other times.

"Don't worry your little head off, Edd. I won't be gone too long. I'm sure those aliens are more bark than bite. Before you know it, this whole invasion thing will be over with, and finally you and I will have more time together,, just the two of us."

Edd nodded and chuckled. "Oh yeah I know that. You're way more tougher than those bad guys. You'll be able to take them all in no time, well,, knowing how crazy you can be.

Tord snickered and agreed. But in the back of his mind, he didn't know how true his words were. The soldier knew that this situation was more serious than the past battles he's had. Already the aliens had invaded many countries in the UK, and maybe will go to a next state in the world. The thought made him twinge with a bit of fear. There was alot that Tord and his teammates will have to clean up, and that would mean there would never be anytime to spend with his friends, and his close friend Edd aswell. But for now, Tord did not want to worry his friend with all that and decided to keep the thought to himself, and enjoy a sweet lasting bonding moment with his secret beloved,, maybe for the last time.

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For two hours more, they chatted and laughed about other things positive, until finally it was getting late, and Edd felt himself growing tired again. Tord on the other hand knew he couldn't sleep knowing what was going on out there. So instead, he waited for his green hooded friend to fall asleep. Both were snuggled up close under the covers. Tord stroked Edd's hair until he sighed tiredly, and finally fell asleep, whilst clinging onto Tord. This made the grunge friend smile and as to make sure his friend was fully asleep, Tord planted a small kiss onto his friends head. This made Edd smile in his sleep.

About another hour later, Tord quietly slipped out of bed. He covered Edd up with his blankets, making sure he was comfortable during slumber. Then, getting himself ready, Tord tiptoed and climbed over the bedroom window, and before leaving, he looked back at Edd with a sad look, but despite the feeling, he smiled and quietly spoke out.

"See you later, Edd."

[eddsworldbish420]

Taking the school scene in and trying to find out where Eduardo sat

It only makes since he sits behind Edd or Matt, most likely Edd. No, not because of the rivalry or anything but rather the spacing, and sure it could've been an art thing or smth but this would mean he say between tord n Paul, so perhaps they all knew eachother at one point? It's possible, taking Laurel and Dewi into it though, they either sit there and the teacher is way more Abusive than we thought, or perhaps their seats aren't in the scene? Again, possible. Also I like how Laurel is admiring her future boyfriend that's adorable, anyways thank you for listening to me rambling

[lubotomies]

👀 mind sharing some of your hcs?

oh gladly! heres a handful from my 500 i literally love thinking soooo deeply about my interests sooo much - edd drank coke from bottles instead of cans as a teenager. this way he could drink it throughout the school day without the coke going flat. - tord is the biggest gorehound and matt is the most squeamish (oh the irony). edd is right next to tord, and deeply enjoys thrillers with supernatural creatures (i.e zombies, werewolves, aliens, etc) and tom prefers slashers. matt doesnt like horror movies. - major injuries theyve sustained throughout the series manifest in the form of inexplicable scars. things like tords amputated zombie leg, matts arm, the stakes through edd and tom etc etc become thin scars they dont quite remember receiving, like a scar on your knee from childhood kind of. cartoon logic. - tord has slight tremors in his hands. tinkering, drawing and steadying his hands when aiming a gun all help him exercise stability in his hands. - paul and patryk are both jewish. sorry. no im not - edd is really the only 'animal' person in the group. matt loves animals but is incapable of taking adequate care of them, tom is entirely neutral on animals and tord gets awkward around any living thing and is the least interested in the shenanigans of a pet. edd of course has ringo currently and has had other pets in the past, and i like to think tord has had a dog in his youth. tom mightve had something like a guinea pig in his teens maybe. - the reason they dont swear all that much is because they have a swear jar. the guys used to swear excessively in highschool as most teens do and it would get them in trouble consistently, so their idea to ease out of it was making the jar. the jar proved ineffective, so edd decided to raise the fee for each swear from one pound, to 20. excessive, but it worked.

[mikeyddie]

Unsteady

Tom and Tord get upset and nervous at just the thought of each other. With Tord back in Norway all Tom can do is spiral, getting upset with himself over not being sure if he even hates Tord. While he wants to rip him apart, he also wants to pull him into an embrace. It's all too much to think about. Tord feels pathetic for being in love with Tom and eventually can't take the pain of the distance anymore. So he seeks out a trip to the UK.

two ; arrival

One month later.

Tord, Paul and Patryck sat in the airport lobby on uncomfortable metal chairs, waiting for their flight to be called. Tord's leg bounced anxiously as he scrolled through his spotify playlists, trying to find something to listen to. Paul and Patryck chat excitedly about their plans for their wedding reception. They've been planning the wedding for a couple weeks now, a date hadn't been chosen yet though.

Paul glanced over at Tord, noticing how freaked out he looked.

"It's not to late to cancel your ticket," he voiced.

It took Tord a moment to process what he said, eventually shaking his head "I'm doing this, Paul."

Paul sighed and returned to his conversation with Patryck, not paying Tord any more mind.

Tord landed on a playlist finally and hit play, sinking into his seat as Twilight by bôa began playing in his earbuds. He closed his eyes, trying to focus on the lyrics to distract himself from thinking further about what could go wrong in London. His brows furrowed.

And Twilight gives me

An inner sanctity

And you're feeling

And you're hungry for her

And you don't understand it

But you know you haven't planned it

He found himself applying the lyrics to his feelings toward Tom. He shivered, fiddling with the string of his hoodie. Tord was honestly terrified to see Tom again. After he had his panic attack over him stalking his profile, Tom only continued to view every new post Tord made. He thought about it more, than took his phone out of his pocket.

And you reach out to touch me

But I am in the twilight

Your feelings and mine are all holy but

You know and I know it's untrue because

When day dawns, you're there lying with me

Tord found his heart beating quickly as he continued to listen, now unable to think of anything other than Tom. He ripped his earbuds out by the cord and placed a hand on his chest, feeling it rise and fall faster than he expected.

"Tord?" Patryck sounded, interrupting what Paul was in the middle of saying.

Paul turned and saw Tord trying desperately to calm himself down. Feeling bad, and now a little worried, he rubbed Tord's shoulder a bit.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Don't talk to me like I'm a child," said Tord with a snarl, pushing Paul's hand off of him.

Paul gave a pitied look and glanced back at Patryck.

"Just don't freak out on the plane," he spoke.

Tord rolled his eyes, looking back down at his phone. He skipped to a different song and put one earbud back in, switching over to socials. He clicked on the notification section and scrolled through his profile views until he found Tom's account again. He tapped on this time. Tom's profile picture was Tommee bear with a blue background, and his profile banner was a black and white checkered pattern. His most recent post was from only a few hours ago. It was him and Edd at an ice cream shop, and in the back Matt was face first in a cup of chocolate ice cream. Tord chuckled to himself. Then he slipped. He tapped the like button. His immediate reaction was to take back the little heart but he knew that wouldn't fix it. He held his breath for a moment.

"Flight 1-A, Oslo to London, is now boarding!" a woman shouted over the loud speaker.

Tord sighed and paused the song he was listening to, putting his phone in his pocket and rolling up the earbuds. He would fix this once he was on the plane. He took hold of his suitcase and waiting for Paul and Patryck to join him.

"Maybe if you didn't listen to sad romance music this would be a little easier," Patryck joked with a small smile.

"Maybe," Tord replied, chuckling.

They passed through security and eventually made their way to the middle of the plane, taking their seats. Tord had the window thankfully.

He turned his phone back on but left his earbuds in his carry on, figuring music would make this feel more dramatic. He pulled up Tom's account again and hit the DMs button. Then he paused. Tom probably wouldn't notice the like, right? He always had his phone on silent as far as Tord was aware. If Tom never saw it and then got a message from Tord about it, it would make things so much worse. He sighed and exited the app, opening some mobile game to think about something else. Once everyone had boarded the plane took off and Tord's anxiety returned. He felt uneasy and nauseous as the plane lifted, gripping the arm of his seat tightly. Patryck gave him an encouraging look like a mother to her scared son. It did help a little. After about a minute passed and they were up in the air and it was smooth sailing. Tord lifted his sleeve to check his watch. 11:24am. Only two more hours.

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Edd drops a piece of bacon into the pan, quickly drawing his hand back to avoid the splash of grease.

"How many strips do you two want?" he calls out from the kitchen.

Matt and Tom sit at the couch, invested in the car crash the news in currently reporting. Matt because he feels bad, and Tom because he could swear he's seen the guy before. After a few more shouts from Edd without a response, he walks into the living room.

"Guys,"

Tom and Matt turn to look at him.

"How much bacon? How many eggs?" he asks.

They give their respective answers and Edd returns to the kitchen. Tom wonders if Matt is really paying attention to the TV or if it's just noise for him. That way he doesn't have to put energy into thinking. He can relate to that honestly. A couple minutes of boredom pass and Edd calls everyone to the kitchen.

"Here, extra crispy," Edd chuckles as he gives Tom his plate.

The bacon is burnt. Tom rolls his eyes with a smile. "Just how I like it,"

Matt joins them and they all dig in to breakfast. Matt was scrolling was on his phone when he sees a post from norski__.

"Hey guys look! Tord posted!" He exclaimed, turning his phone to show the other two.

It was a photo of Tord in the snow with his dog. One that Tom had already seen. He inhaled sharply and looked down, stuffing his face with bacon so he can't respond. He shouldn't be this worked up over a picture. Edd looked Tom up and down, not saying anything, then looked back at Matt.

"Good for him." he said lowly.

Matt faltered but after a moment just went back to his phone, tapping on the profile so he could follow Tord.

"Huh. His status says 'finally in a plane that isn't on the way to war LOL'. Wonder what that means," Matt shrugs.

Edd pauses. Why would Tord be in a plane right now? He wouldn't be coming here would he? No, he wouldn't go that far. Not again. If Eddie was him he certainly wouldn't. He shakes his head, takes another bite of his food, and gently takes Matt's phone to set it down on the table.

"Let's just enjoy breakfast without our cellphones." he suggests, more to not bring up Tord again then to actually enjoy breakfast.

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Paul and Patryck fell asleep pretty quickly, tired from having to get up early on their off days. Tord, still wide awake, wasn't happy about the flight only being two hours long. He hoped he would have more time to come to terms with the fact that he can't go back on this anymore, but nope. He took a deep breath. He'll be fine. The guys probably won't kill him.

After a while Tord isn't thinking much about the guys anymore and is just listening to music. Watching the clouds pass and the sun move. He wished he had brought anything to do on the plane ride other than his phone.

"We're almost there," Paul said.

"Oh- wait what?" Tord pulled his sleeve and checked his watch. 1:54pm.

It felt like only ten minutes had passed and they were already in London. Tord starts to shake. He amps up the volume of the song playing to try and distract himself but it doesn't work. After a few more minutes of him anxiously clenching and unclenching his fists, the plane begins to descend slowly to the ground. They're officially in London. They leave the plane and retrieve they're belongings from the airport, now standing outside where the rental cars and taxis are.

"Alright, should we get a taxi or-?" Paul questions.

"Let's rent a car," Patryck points at a small Nissan Sentra.

Tord follows them quietly to the car and helps the two put their luggage in the trunk. As soon as he's in the car he feels sick. What are the guys gonna do when they see him? Are they gonna hurt him? Maybe Tom, but would Edd? Matt? Probably not, right? They're good people. But is he?

"Let's find a hotel!" Tord blurts.

"Hm?" Patryck glances up at the rearview mirror.

"We should find a hotel to settle at before we go to the guys place. That way we have somewhere to stay already set up." reasoned Tord.

Honestly he just isn't ready yet.

"That's a good idea," Paul chimed.

Patryck made a U-turn and drove to the nearest hotel. He decided to just run everyone's things in and get a room, then come back out. This was not helpful to Tord but it gave him a little more time at least.

"We don't have to go to their house-" Paul began.

"No! We do! I need to tell them I'm sorry."

"Will an apology really fix it?"

"Like you have the right to be on their side. Remember when you texted me it was you guys or them? Not helpful, Paul!" Tord crossed his arms and huffed like a child.

While Paul did feel bad about what happened, he was following direct orders. It made it kind of hard for him to see where Tord was coming from.

After a few minutes, Patryck returned to the car and they began the actual drive to Edds house. Tord stopped trying to think about other things since he was about to confront everybody. Now he needed to come up with a nice way to re introduce himself as a new, no longer murderous, man. Well, he wasn't opposed to violence he just didn't want to kill his loved ones or lead an army into war. Tord looked out the window, watching other cars pass and people stroll the sidewalks. London was a nice place if not for the tourists. If only to make his thoughts more dramatic, rain began to fall.

"I should've checked the weather, huh," Patryck sighed. "I left our umbrellas at the hotel."

Paul groaned, falling back into his seat, making it jerk backward into Tord's forehead. Instead of saying anything he just leaned to the side and held his head in his hand, rubbing it gently. He wanted to stay as calm as possible until he was at the door so he didn't chicken out and refuse to leave the car.

Tord looked back at the window as Patryck took a familiar turn. They had arrived.

"Alright Tord," Patryck parked and pulled the keys out of the slot. "No turning back now." He flashed a smile.

Tord rolled his eyes and glanced at the house. It was just as he remembered it. White walls, red roof. The windows curtains were pulled halfway open. He let out a breath and unbuckled his seatbelt.

"You two should wait out here." he said.

"No, sorry." Patryck opened his door and stepped out, followed by Paul.

"Wh-?" Tord did the same.

"This is something I need to do, not you guys."

Paul and Patryck looked between each other.

"The second anything happens we're coming up there." Paul warned.

Tord nodded, then turned. This was it. He slowly approached the brown door and held his hand up. He paused for a second.

"The door won't knock itself," called Paul.

Tord rolled his eyes and pushed himself forward so his hand hit the door. He did it a couple more times, then backed away and waited.

"Hold on, Matt, someone's at the door!" Tord heard someone call.

It sounded like Tom.

His breath hitched and he started to turn around but before he could, the door swung open.

"Hello-"

There he was. His hair curved into spikes, his black eyes tired. He adorned his classic blue hoodie, the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. Torn up converse mostly covered by a pair of baggy jeans. Just as Tord remembered him, Tom.

"Hey," Tord muttered weakly, a trembling smile forming on his face.

He gulped.

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What are the preferred swallowing method for the boys (feet first or headfirst) (prey on there back or belly) ,dose it change depending the situation and size of prey? Why do they prefer this way?

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Edd - feet first, usually. This is because he likes to see the facial expressions of the person he's swallowing, and since he normally only eats willing people, if he sees that they’re worried or having second thoughts, he won’t hesitate to stop swallowing and throw the rest of them up. However, on the off-chance that he knows that the prey will be unwilling, he'll do it headfirst instead, so that he doesn’t regret it too much later.

Tord - headfirst. His logic is that if his prey's head is already inside his mouth or throat, they won’t be able to see, meaning that if they want to attempt to attack him, it’ll be more difficult for them to see where they should be hitting. They’d kinda just have to flail their limbs around in the early stages of being swallowed and hope for the best. Another reason is simply because it’d be near impossible for his prey to pull themselves out that way. You can tell Tord gave this a lot of thought.

Tom - feet first. Same reason as Edd: he wants to see the facial expressions, but for a slightly different purpose. He’s cruel. He wants to watch his prey cry, and he wants to hear every plea to be released, spared, properly, rather than through the stomach walls. Even if it be the case that the prey is willing, he'll still do feet first, mainly because he is a creature of routine and can’t be bothered to put more effort into eating people than he has to.

Matt - headfirst. Although, it is a very rare occasion that he eats anyone. The reason is simply because it’s just easier for him. Grabbing the prey and stuffing them in headfirst is so much quicker and easier than going through all of that effort just to pick the prey up, and gradually lower them in as they writhe.

Eduardo - feet first. You guessed it, exact same reason as Tom. Cruel bastard.

Mark - either way. He just doesn’t really mind. If he wants a quick meal, then it’s headfirst, but otherwise feet first.

Jon - neither. Does not eat people.

Paul - either way. Just like Mark, he really just doesn’t care, but he has the sorta mentality of 'food is food, so why does it matter so much? It doesn’t need that much thought, really.'

Patryck - headfirst. He likes things efficient and quick, and feet first doesn’t do that for him.