#hes such a fucking weirdo but like. im here for it obsessed with him

[skullvins]

not to hazbin on main but alastor was so fucking aro in dad beat dad holy shit

[fuzziemutt]

I wish I was like a god at cars and just able to fix that shit in my yard with ease and say yeah the shitbox 4th plug just needs a bit more elbow grease but I ain't letting this fucker die yet, yet here I am kicking its damn stationary wheel for the 50th time

[aajjks]

loser ≠ lover (m)

synopsis. He wants you so much, even if you’ll destroy him, because he’d let you.

fem reader x yandere oc.

warnings. yándere, öbsession, masochïstic tendencies, mentions of physical, emotional abûse, unhealthy thöughts, èxtreme obsession, obsessive thoughts.

note. MY FIRST OC!!!!! UHHH IM SO SO NERVOUS BECAUSE IM NEW TO THIS KIND OF THING BUT I HOPE YOU ALL WILL GIVE HIM A CHANCE. HES ALL YOURS TO INTERACT WITH, send fanart?!?? Please I’d be honoured, send asks talk to him!!!! 😭💌

second instalment x

loser boy who worships the ground you walk on!

Who licks off the dirt that trails off your shoes as you walk down the school hallway.

loser boy who is so obsessed with you that he can’t breathe if he can’t get a look at you.

loser boy who can’t feel anything but love for you, passion that pumps so hard in his veins for you, who can’t say a word without stuttering except your name.

Loser boy who follows you around like a lost puppy, who doesn’t care if your ‘friends’ cuss at him, if you call him a dirty dog.

At least you’re talking to him! God, he’s so lucky!

“Goodness fuck off! You sicko! How’d you find my address!?” You spit at him, your eyes filled so beautifully with hues of disgust, your luscious lips curled up in annoyance. He smiles so brightly at you, God, you’re so beautiful.

“O-Oh please! C-Call me more names! P-Please!” He begs, on his knees, his raven hair falling on his grey orbs, his lashes wet as he begs you.

You feel embarrassed, He notices, yet he feels his heart burning from the need to hear you insult him.

It’s been too long.

And that’s why he’s here, at 1 am right infront of your door, begging.

“Fucking masochist! You’re so disgusting! FUCK OFF.” The way your shoe hits his jaw, makes him moan out your name like a prayer.

You groan in anger, he gets up again, you struggle against him, your nails scratch him, the burn feels euphoric, he missed you so bad.

“You don’t understand huh?!? LEAVE. ME. ALONE.” You try to get away from him, the boy doesn’t let you, instead he grabs your legs, wrapping his arms around them, “n-no please! take me back please!” He’s sobbing.

Yet his heart loves the thrill of your resistance, it turns him on so much, his pants feel so painfully tight, “NEVER! You ARE NOT GOOD FOR ANYTHING! You are of no use to me anymore!” you keep insulting him, it makes him feel so relieved.

You hadn’t been talking to him for so long, he almost went insane without you.

“Y-YN p-please kiss me!” He stands up, “p-please!”

“FUCK OFF Ezekiel!” His mind blurs.

His tongue lulls out and he whimpers as you finally utter his name out, it sounds so good, so erotic from your mouth, His name was made for you to call out.

He is so obsessed with you.

“S-Say it again… p-please!” Ezekiel stands up, his knees wobble, the stormy grey eyes are full of lust, craziness.

You roll your eyes at him again, it only makes him so much more excited, he loves your rejection so much, he always has.

Because it’s a unique bond between you, you treat him special, he knows.

“fuck off weirdo.” Ezekiel doesn’t say anything but pushes you against the door of your house, “YN…” he brings his face so much closer to you, he feels scared yet thrilled.

You’re so unpredictable, it makes him shake with anticipation.

“P-Please don’t leave- don’t-don’t abandon me! I-I’m sorry I disappointed you b-but he deserved it.” You raise your eyebrows at his ‘apology’

“No. Get away from me you sick freak! You had no right to beat him up like that, who are you huh? My boyfriend? Please…” you scoff, “you’re nothing to me Ezekiel, absolutely nothing.” You spit again at him.

God.

“You’re just a pathetic man who gets me off. You’re just a pastime you get that?” You point your finger to his chest.

“Y’know you’re lucky you have a big dick and a pretty face. sometimes you’re obedient too and you make good punching bag.” You laugh so cruelly, venom drips in your words.

Yet he takes it as words of praise.

“You’re like my dog.”

Yes he is.

“S-So please just take me back? I-I’m so sorry YN…. Please punish me but not like this! H-HIT ME.” He takes your hand and swipes it hard across his cheek.

You gasp in surprise, Ezekiel looks at you with pure desperation. “Please! I-I can’t live without you,” he bites his lower lip, the mole under his lips becomes more evident.

“I-I can please you! I can help you get off! Please let me- give me a chance- I’ll make you cum as many times you’ll want to- PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION!”

“P-Please!”

[bookwormbynight]

hello! as a huge fan of ur works i was inspired to write something of my own but im struggling to get L & light's voices down, in both exposition and dialogue, theyre so tricky! 😭 would you have any tips youre willing to share? 💖💖

Oh my fucking God I'm so flattered I'm going to crumple up into a little ball and die you let me know the second I can read whatever u got going on my dms are open

Here's the biggest single piece of advice I can offer you: can you hear their voice actors read the line you just wrote in your head. That's the one I always end up harkening back to. To get a good sense of this, make sure you know the material. Interpret the way the characters say things and deduce how this adds to the person they are beneath everything explicitly stated or shown. Watch the series a couple times, maybe focusing on episodes that the character you're struggling with features strongly in. That sort of thing. I use this in every fandom I've been in that has voice acting. This applies to exposition as well, although that's always a bit more nebulous and can really come down to personal style.

Character specific... Let's see...

L - Be an asshole. State everything eloquently, but basically as plainly as possible and do not pull any punches. His vocabulary tends to be a bit higher-class than pretty much everyone else in the anime, aside from maybe Watari. Lots of SAT words and synonyms for common words. ("I understand" instead of "got it" like Ryuk would say. But don't overdo it, he still speaks like a human being.) Do not hold back on the snark, he's a fucking dick and even more so when he doesn't have to watch his words for cooperation purposes. If you can fit the occasional pun or two in there, do it, you KNOW the scene where he shows a penchant for wordplay and I'm inclined to believe that wasn't out of left field for him. He's constantly cracking himself up and no one else, and he doesn't care, because any jokes he makes are for him. If Light's involved in the scene, have L fixate on him. In the anime, he's CONSTANTLY poking Light, asking questions, and trying to get him to engage. If I'm translating this into prose, I usually take his POV as the opportunity for the most fucking detailed obsessive descriptions of Light I possibly could want to do. (If L describes literally nothing else about his surroundings and all you can envision is a white room, HE WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW LIGHT'S EYELASHES ARE LOOKING.) He also tends to notice little details about others, to be fair, but far less frequently lol simply because he doesn't give enough of a shit to catalog them.

Light - He's a lot trickier for me, tbh. I'll do my best. He tends to avoid slang, but I don't think he goes out of his way to, and he's not afraid to cuss for emphasis, but otherwise he keeps his mouth clean. Other than that, his word use is very average and unremarkable (he pays a lot of attention to not being noticeably weird, even though he's super hindered in that goal by virtue of the fact that he's a fucking weirdo 😭 he's got most of the superficial stuff down, tho). His emotional thought process (and thereby descriptions) depends on where exactly he is in his Kira journey, sliding scale of arrogant but legit sweetheart to full on Regina George. He is kind of a bitch regardless, but he'll be very very polite if it's good for him to do that. He's a hardcore rationalizer, and sometimes he's right, but sometimes he's dead wrong and deploying it as a defense mechanism, which can affect the prose.

Hope this helps.

[l3v1s-g4m3r]

obey me fnaf/afton mc au part 2

note: IM ALIVE GUYS !!

"the encounter"

as you walk to the place you'll be staying for the (sadly) entirety of this year, you happen to learn the names of these "demons" (demons in quotes because they definitely do not look the part).

the one to approach you and weirdly ask you if you have any, what was it, grin? grim? anyways, after he explains that grim is the currency of the devildom/hell, he introduces himself as mammon, the second-born brother and avatar of greed.

your new ally (and now sugar baby) mammon then introduces you to his brothers, starting with the stern-faced lucifer. the eldest and most powerful of the brothers, who he seems to be scared of.

then, moving down the list, is leviathan, or levi for short. the third-born and anime-obsessed brother who stays in his room most days. or as that translates to you, "the degenerate incel who drinks monsters all day and plays fortnite 24/7".

next is satan, the fourth-born who takes after lucifer the most even if he hates to admit it. mammon says he is basically the youngest and is lucifers son. weird.

fourth down, or fifth-born is the self-obsorbed asmodeus (asmo deez nuts). mammon says he possesses the sin of lust and is obsessed with looks. good thing he wasn't your first choice for dating.

the sixth-born, beelzebub as he tells you, has the sin of gluttony and is hungry most of the time. poor guy. you'll definitely share some food with him, since demon food portions are way bigger than humans.

and lastly, the seventh-born belphegor, who is noticeably missing. he is an exchange student in the human world as he tells you, and possesses the sin of sloth. he is probably dozing off right now as you speak with mammon!

as soon as you get into the house of.. uh.. lactation?? levitation?? it was house of something, so you'll just call it HOL.

as soon as you step into the HOL, that damned game theory watcher (or leviathan as you know him now) snags you away to his room, earning you both concerned looks.

when you get to his room, he throws you inside and slams the door shut.

before you can even get a singular word out, he beats you to the chase:

"OMGAREYOUMCAFTONFROMTHEFNAFGAMESWHOWASRIPPEDAPARTLIMBBYLIMBBYFUNTIMEFREDDYANDYOUNOWPOSSESSHIMANDARENOWANALLYTOWILLIAMAFTONAKATHEANTAGONIST?!?"

it takes you a moment to realize he said "omg are you mc afton from the fnaf games who was ripped apart limb by limb by Funtime Freddy and you now possess him and are now an ally to William Afton aka the antagonist?!?"

you sadly learn that the Aftons do exist here, but instead in a series of games. interesting.

but god the amount of fanfiction about you is probably through the roof.

realizing that you can't lie to this guy, you are forced to say the truth.

you sigh before revealing "yes, I am mc afton, how the fuck did you know? are you a damn game theory watcher or some shit?"

he nods his head furiously.

well fuck he probably knows all about you then, down to the goddamn color of panties you wear.

curse you matpat.

"ok first of all why are you so excited? your acting like a kid with candy." you question, eyeing him up and down demandingly.

"because your LITERALLY mc afton!? how could I not be excited when one of the characters from the game I play and know basically everything about is right infront of me?!" he too eyes you up and down, but he's more fucking you with his eyes than searching for answers.

"uhm... okay weirdo.. " you mutter "second, you HAVE to keep this a secret. I can't have those demon guys finding out I'm immortal and doing tests on me like I'm some kind of lab rat!" you exclaim as quietly as possible

he nods his head, seemingly understanding your reason to keep your identity hidden.

you calm down when you see he understands and decide to ask him probably the most imprortant question.

"third, and this is the last thing, do you read fanfiction of me? once or twice is okay but religiously is kinda weird man." you ask him suspiciously.

"u-uhm, y-yeah, once or twice.." he trails off "a day.. " he mutters quietly.

"A DA- a fucking day?! bro thats so weird!" you look at him in slight disgust "ugh, I guess it's ok though. just don't tell anyone who I am though ok?" you sigh.

"ok, ok! sorry I didnt mean to be weird, I guess I am just a disgusting worthless no-good-" you cut him off

"first of all, I don't actually think your super disgusting. and your not worthless, you worth right now is to keep my identity secret. that's what makes you good." you shut him up real quick.

yeah, you just met this guy, but nobody should feel worthless.

he thinks you don’t see it, but he very visibly blushes in, hm. you don’t know actually, it could be embarrassment or flattery.

considering his sin isn’t lust and the fact that he doesn’t seem super confident in his own worth, it’s probably the first one.

“t-thanks…I guess…” he mumbles while looking away.

you guys sit in an awkward silence for a few minutes before you finally decide to speak up again.

“ok…well while we’re here, do you have any questions you would like to ask me? it can be anything.” you offer, knowing he would have atleast a question or two.

his eyes sparkle and he looks at you for a bit, pondering what question of his hundreds he should ask.

”uh- uhm..” he stutters a bit before asking “what’s you opinion on micheal..?” he manages to get out, awaiting your answer.

you think before answering. the chances of this strange man being a michael sympathizer, quite like mr emily, is pretty high.

though, you never were one to lie about your opinions and viewpoints on people and the world.

“michael?” you look at him to see if he is paying attention, which he most definitely is. “well, I personally think he’s a mistake. a murderer. I cannot really slander him for murder, as I am one myself, but who kills their own sibling?” he stares intently at you seemingly knowing you have more to say.

“and not only did he bully our 8 year old brother after our sisters disappearance, he bullied me aswell. and the bite. don’t even get me started. what kind of idiotic moron thinks it’s ‘funny’ to put a childs head in the jaws of a metal robot. a really stupid one apparently. because I watched as my little brother died that day right infront of my eyes.” you might be rambling at this point, but you see he’s still listening so you go on.

“people can say it was an accident, but if you put a child’s safety at risk of death, that’s more like murder to me. so I don’t sympathize for him. he deserved to have his organs ripped out. he deserves all the karma that he’s getting. he’s a waste of space that father shouldn’t spend so much time on.” you finally finish after, what, four minutes of talking.

levi stares at you blankly, and this makes you think he’s gonna go demon mode on you because he’s a michael sympathizer.

“I..” he trails off “TOTALLY AGREE OMG YES I THINK THE EXACT SAME!” he exclaims, so happy he finally has someone to shares his viewpoint on michael with.

you were scared he would be blackmailing you right now, but your worries were quickly shook off as you made a strange but kind new friend.

[passports-pls]

I was very disappointed in the lack of quality Mine playlists so I made my own 🤞

Listen here

you COULD listen to it in your own free time OR you could listen to it alongside my mentally insane directors commentary 😌

(under the cut)

for the sake of this post not getting too long I am grouping all the important songs into different categories pertaining to the different eras of mine tm

Pre-Daigo Misery (Nobody - The Other Woman)

This section is mostly abt Mine being a lonely little weirdo (characterised mostly by the smiths unsurprisingly) and because this era lacks a lot of actual content my notes are less specific between songs

There are actually so many male manipulator songs that fit too perfectly with Mine in this part of his life that I couldn't resist like I'm sorry but creep by radiohead is LITERALLY about him i don't make the rules

Okay but I do find 'Heaven Knowns Im Miserable Now' so funny in this context because I'm sure Mine was forcing himself into the yakuza expecting it to be so much easier to have close connections with these other men compared to his previous 9-5, only to find its almost exactly like his 9-5 just with more crime

'Salvatore' and 'Therefore I Am' are specifically the songs I attach to his bateman-esque grindset and his bubbling hatred for most of the people he works with dsfgf

okay but THE OTHER WOMAN ASWELL. It's literally mine you wouldn't understand. He dedicates so much time to taking care of himself and setting himself up to be an actual catch of a man and yet,, no one gives a shit about him despite all the effort he puts into his lifestyle to appeal to the ppl around him

LIKE??? Kicking and screaming he's so lana del ray coded

Just the sheer depression of this era i feel so bad for him

Yandere-mode activated (Can't Get You Out of My Head - The Killing Moon)

Self explanatory however actually finding songs that pertain to his specific brand of obsession was surprisingly difficult sfdsf

Although I will say that I cope and seethe at the fact that I had to sift through Killing Stalking playlists to settle on most of these songs gfdgsf

Theres such a delicate balance between the right amount of fluff and insanity that very few songs capture without being about literal stalking

like no in this case the stalker fucking won

that and vibes of idolizing Daigo like a god, I think 'Out of Touch' and 'Stolen Dance' do this the best

And freak because I can only imagine in all of Mine's relationships it's always been purely transactional and no ones ever put in the effort to actually talk and get to know Mine in any intimate form.

my poor touch starved blorbo

FEELINGS TM (Romantic Homicide - How to Dissapear)

THIS SECTION I FEEL GREATLY ABOUT

These songs to me are all about how Mine copes with Daigo's hospitalisation and when he wakes up. His whole internal battle surrounding his premature grief and his loss of connection with Daigo because could no longer see him as a truly living thing anymore

'Change' specifically hits when you think about it in this context. Because it's not so much about any real change in Daigo himself it's all about Mine's mental image of him now (because let's be real, Mine was way more in love with the idealised version he had of Daigo more than anything tangible about him)

IFHY is a little more of any iffy choice but I think it still convey's a lot about how conflicted Mine likely felt as well as just continuing his Yandere behaviour just in a much more sinister flavour

Okay but here's where my favourite song of the entire list is

WHITE FLAG BABY

admittedly it's completely self indulgent and ties into the mine-lives theory. But just the guilt and shame Mine felt when he see's that Daigo was indeed alive and that he was going to have to explain the past few weeks to him

yeah i would've thrown myself off that roof as well

also the lyric "I will go down with this ship" paralleling his "everyone abandons ship eventually" line just tickles my brain in the best way

'Door' and 'I Guess' are also just Mine guilt tm as well

'I guess' even more specifically because he's literally attached himself to daigo like a parasite and now he's thinking daigo's gonna break up with him I just AUGH

He KNOWS he's completely fucked up but I don't think he realises how much of a pushover Daigo is just yet and that he would have forgiven him eventually gjfdg

I'll probably update this with more notes as I remember them but for now I hope y'all enjoy the playlist!

[stealingyourbones]

Hello, first I would like to greatly apologize for any spam of likes I have sent your way because my brain decided to obsess randomly with Dp x Dc crossovers for the past few days. I'm not even into Dc comics, and I only watch Danny Phantom when I randomly it exists and the fandom pulls me back into its clutches until I'm able to finally escape only to be pulled back in a few months later. I write this to you at 1:30 am with a bag of shittily made popcorn with my cat accompanying me because my mind has decided to fall in love with Danny being taken care of by the Bat family and it's mostly you're fault. I hope you're happy. I want to kiss you so bad you have no idea. I've come up with so many scenarios and have the balls to share them with you cause I really like the way you write and since I'm not a writer I have no idea what I'm doing but here I go:

Danny and Dani are basically travelling the world, Danny would call it running from the cops but that doesn't have as nice a ring to it. (Situation can be up to you, bad reaction from parents, was framed, anything for Danny and Dani on the run with Danny having protective older brother vibes)

They end up in Gotham for a few nights to rest easily and its snowing cause I said so and theyre starving at this point. Danny's like "We need to hide and need shelter" and Dani's like "Dude look over there at that creepy mansion :D" And they have no idea that its not only very much inhabited, but a bunch of rich people live there (And the Bat family but who cares about that part)

Danny is obviously on the fence cause 1. He doesn't have a good history with rich people so why their houses and 2. They dont know whats in there what if a bunch of weirdos are staying there but they decide they're cold and need a place to rest so they fly in and luckily land in the kitchen.

The lights are off and they're to focused on finding food to notice two figures standing in the middle of the kitchen just watching them.

Dani pulls out a box of the shittiest cereal you can think that shouldn't be counted as cereal all happy "Danny, they have my favorite cereal!" And poor Danny's horrified, "Have you even ever had cereal before?"

They start rambling and then someone turns on the light its Alfred he was in the middle of boiling midnight tea for him and Tim.

And there's just 2 GLOWING awkward teens FLOATING, one's holding Bruce's 'cereal' clearly not assesing the situation and the other has a horrified expression on their face, and looks like on the verge of passing out.

Tim is way to sleep deprived thinking they're hallucinations and sits down, also on the verge of passing out, while Alfred just keeps boiling his tea.

Danny is sweating trying to figure out how hes gonna get them out if this situation and Danis just, munching on dry crappy cereal.

Albert like the God he is just fucking opens the fridge, looks Dani in the eye and asks "Would you like some milk with that, my lady?" And thats all I got out of me FOR THAT SCENARIO.

The other is I fucking forgot I took 30 mins to write all this I forgot what else I had Im so sleep deprived OH FUCK I REMEMBER IT WAS ABOUT DRUGS

Ok so tw for drugs (weed):

Ok so Danny's a teen he's stupid right, knowing him in the show he'd be the kid to decline drugs but then take a hit when his crush says "i KnEw YoU wEreNt coOl" yknow? Delicious social pressure.

Well he's like pretty much adopted by the Wayne's at this point so he's just chilling on the couch about to light a joint and Jason being the noble man he is snatches it out of Danny's hand like "Nono, bad small child dont do drugs" half joking and smokes it instead.

Danny's now panicking, silently following Jason to make sure he's alright and not dead or reacting badly to it.

"Yeah why wouldn't I be fine?" And the high kicks in.

The thing is is that it was ghost weed. And Jason for once feels completely calm, he doesn't feel a single bit of the pit its silent.

He's crying and Danny's like "Omg are you ok???" Thinking he poisoned his family/lover/whatever the fuck they are.

And Jason's just "This is some real good shit" silently sobbing, not even thinking about where Danny got it or why its doing this he's just happy.

And you can turn this into extreme angst by making him codependent or a comedy by him making high jokes

Ok thats it again I'm so sorry I just really had to tell someone this

Homie you, me, behind the Bat Burger; We shall marry at dawn. Man, it makes me so happy that you enjoy the stuff I write that much I’m really proud that I could bring you that much joy! Be sure to give your kitty some pets for me :).

Oh also, “not a writer”?! You spin a web of lies. This is incredible!! Sure it’s rambly, but that’s because you’re writing in a way that’s unsure of yourself. (It’s also very much so how I write so I feel you homie.) I still feel like my writing is equivalent to a middle schooler's but I do my best to shake that off. I don’t write fics because I’m bad at dialogue, I’m workin on it though! You simply just have to try and believe in yourself. You’ll reread it later and go, “Damn, did I just write that?!” And feel proud of what you accomplished. You absolutely have unique and brilliant ideas so take a shot at writing some stuff! I’m sure you’ll do great! :D

Also bro your: "what was I talking about? oH YEAH DRUGS!" was so unexpected. it made me laugh so hard so thank you for that :)

———

Danny and Dani are fucking floored that this stoic-ass old British man just rolled with seeing the two. Dani's eyes light up as she accepts the milk from the British guy. Snatching the fancy glass milk container, she haphazardly pours the milk into her bowl causing bits of cereal to ricochet the milk out of the bowl and flying absolutely everywhere.

Tim just stands still and stares at the two very much so Not Human entities that are currently in his house. The tired vigilante rummages around in his pocket for his phone and takes a quick photo of the scene in front of him.

Tim double takes glancing between the kitchen and his phone. At first he assumed they were hallucinations because no figures were present in the photograph… the floating bowl of cereal and spoon says otherwise.

[yae-energy]

pick up the phone !!! pt2: electric boogaloo

synopsis: my take on whether they’re a caller or texter

cast: maki zenin, yuta okkotsu, toge inumaki x black fem reader

cw: cursing, (yuta’s part is a teeny tiny bit self indulgent 😬 <3 mb y’all)

—

maki - texter (occasional caller)

- doesn’t mind being on the phone since it’s you, but is more of a texter

- answers immediately like it’s almost scary

- is a bullet texter 🤷🏽‍♀️ idk she give me those vibes

- like i feel if you’re asleep or smth and she wants to talk to you she WILL spam you

- does not care

- has dnd on but allows your notifs to go through <3

- calls you when she can’t sleep but the second y’all get otp she’s knocked out

- like you’re talking about smth stupid and when you don’t hear her answer you’re like

“this bitch 😶”

- will facetime you but her camera is always off when she does

- however, if your camera is off she will be mad

“yeah go ahead and turn that camera back on you’re not slick 😐”

“mmcht 😒”

- has your contact photo as the picture she took of you kissing her cheek on y’all’s first date

- but then has your name saved as smth like

- “weirdo 🤥”

- always, always. ALWAYS. texts you good night

- she will not sleep until she does

—

yuta - caller (facetime)

- loves seeing your face

- facetimes you nonstop

- litterally twice a day he is obsessed with you

“babe can we facetime ☹️ i miss you”

“baby i wanna see your face, facetime me”

“facetime??? 😁”

- loves when you guys eat on the phone together cause he thinks its a date !

“bae can you pass the salt? 😋”

“boy if you don’t getcho corny ass on somewhere 😭”

- you still do it though cause it makes him laugh, it’s y’all’s little inside joke

- loves facetiming you on wash day cause he likes to watch you detangle your hair

- finds the way you work the different moisturizers and curl definers through your hair satisfying

- tells you you’re pretty nonstop

- has your contact saved as “my pretty girl 💕”

- and the photo is of a picture he took of you during golden hour when the sun was hitting you just right

- sends you good morning and goodnight texts

“good morning beautiful, hope you slept well <3”

“goodnight my love 😴”

—

inumaki - texter

- this man is a menace

- A MENACE I SAY

- litterally texts you all day

- like you could be at work and here he is blowing up your phone like a madman

“love, im at work 😭”

“i didn’t ask all that but ok”

- does not give 1, 2, or 3 fucks

- is always

- and i mean

- ALWAYS

- sending you those flirty meme pictures

- he thinks they’re so funny 😭😭😭

- sends hella tiktoks

- doesn’t know how to start a conversation to save his life though so he’ll usually just send something random asf in hopes of getting your attention

- works every time though

- checks on you to make sure you’re having a good day and to remind you to eat and drink water

- sends imsg games

- is an 8 ball god so you hate playing with him

- whenever you start losing you send darts and he get real quiet

“you always do this bs 😒”

- your contact photo is of you wearing a tinfoil hat he made cause he’s gotta protect you from the aliens !!!

- your name is set as “❤️❤️❤️”

- gets the point across perfectly in his opinion

[silverliningtears]

BRING IN BOEING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, FUCK!!

Honestly wat a ride!!

Mew

Man, Mew is one scary motherfucker!! He had Boston on his knees lmaoo, and that's after punching him and almost playing his sextape TO HIS FATHER!!

Book ate this ngl. Power moves left and right. The true MVP for 2 weeks straight. But after this high comes the crash, jumping into a relationship with ur best friend who is madly in love with you so soon after getting cheated on is not the win he seems to think it is.

Also, reputation era mew dresses like Ray lol.

Ray

Speaking of Ray, man you apologized to EVERYONE except SAND, the one u called a whore?the one who followed u and saved your life? Look at your life and your choices, boy...

He's been waiting for Mew to give him a chance for so long, he's obviously gonna take it lol. But feel like it's gonna hurt him in the long run.

Finally,we met Daddy Ray!!didn't think it would happen!! Thinking he's gonna play a bigger part in the coming eps, esp with Sand..

Raymew getting together now right now is gonna destroy them both. Mew has not dealt with any of the baggage yet. And he has this idea of "no more mister nice guy/boring virgin" so feel like Ray's addiction is gonna play a bigger part in their "relationship" now.Mew is gonna wanna "let loose" and we see the police in the preview.

Ray is basking in the glory of "getting" Mew, he's obviously gonna celebrate with drinks and drugs.

A shame cos, him denying he's an alcoholic to Sand, i thought we'd finally see some discussion on his dependence and abuse, but NOPE, NOT TODAY, why can't I have nice things?

In the preview, we see him interrupting Sand's hookup AGAIN. Hope we get some conflict in the Sandray dynamic. I want some pushback from Sand.

Sand

Babygirl I love you. You're so sexy, don't do this urself haha...

I was hoping that Ray's dad paid him to look after him and that's why he's immediately all buddy buddy with ray. Since the scene kinda cut out, I'm still holding out hope for it to be true.

I can kinda see him agreeing to it like, oh this guy already thinks im just a whore, why not get paid??

But he did say he doesn't see money in love and friendship. I remember First saying that Sand has to deal with his all his feelings alone in the series and it just makes me feel sad for him.BRING BOEING BACK ALREADY!!

in the future eps, I want to see Ray absolutely obsessed with Sand and being soo pathetic about him. Like foaming at the mouth over Sand talking to Boeing anyone.

On the fence about their endgame tho. I love firstkhao but this ain't healthy man, my heart is hurting. Do Not take the fall for Ray next week, pls!! I'm on my knees here kinda like boston

NICKY BOY

My other baby girl, imma give you like one more ep to cry over Boston, then u gotta move on, c'mon son!

Also, interesting how he didn't reveal it was Sand who gave the sex audio to Boston, but immediately told Mew about Gap, the weirdo. Like, That was Life Ruining Info™ and he just gave it away lol.

Boston

Well, well,well,how the turntables...

Neo is killing it, i don't know if anyone else would be able to pull off Boston so well.

Kitty seemingly lost his claws this week,but he's waiting for a chance to pounce alright. He's just licking his wounds for now. But, all of the mewkarma was so satisfying.

Top

Broooo, he's sobbing all alone in his bed, thinking about past dates. Honestly i cackled like a witch.

No more Mr.Top Tier then?

I expect more grovelling and begging from him, maybe then he'll become more interesting to me idk

[iiikaruz]

New CH episodes have made me officially decide to stop caring about the actual cast of the show </3 (/hj but i wish it was /j)

Anyway would you like to share some of your headcanons/scenarios for the side/minor characters ? It always makes my day 💚💖(/nf)

dude i feel you on these new episodes. wtf is going on over there. anyways, i’ll gladly dump this 10 ton stack of headcanons on you that i wrote down!! Marie Antoinette: 

loves hyperpop and 90s house music. she’s so slay (i have a playlist lol)

into european weirdo cinema like Gaspar Noe’s but she also likes chick flicks (her fave films are Climax (2018), Daisies (1966), and But I’m A Cheerleader (1999).)

frequents on lolita forums and goes to really shady places just to get cute lolita items.

has absolutely mastered voguing. super into ballroom culture.

has a pet borzoi (those groovy long-nosed dogs.) her name is “Vanille” and Marie loves her dearly.

wants to study fashion. she especially loves Vivienne Westwood and Moschino.

Jesús Cristo:

is a juggalo, and he indoctrinated Van Gogh into it as well.

says “it is what it is” at any minor inconvenience.

had a mental crisis at 13 as a product to the stress of living up to his clone father. similar to joan’s breakdown in s1e3 but 10x worse. he tries to ignore it when people bring it up.

designated driver on any road trip. for some reason.

into bands like The Cure whilst also bopping to Cypress Hill.

his fave video game is Parappa the Rapper.

accidentally punching holes/nails into his hand is a common occurrence. seems like it just keeps happening, so he’s learned to just roll with it. he’s also a pretty good nurse bc of it.

Marilyn Monroe:

is always down for the school play. BUT she usually just does script-writing and tech. 

into conspiracy theories and video essays. (all gorgeous gorgeous girls love video essays).

is a dedicated Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani stan.

SO “COQUETTE LIZZY GRANT DIOR RETRO” in her fashion choice.

she also gives “elle woods from legally blonde” vibes. straight A student right here.

CERTIFIED GIRLBOSS <3

Thomas Edison:

is obsessed with American Psycho (2000). he has a poster in his room and he’s weirdly obsessed with Christian Bale (very 🍎🍉🍊 of him, but he always excuses it with “oh no, i just idolize and worship him. there’s absolutely nothing gay ab it.” he’s lying.)

also he’s SUCH a pretentious film bro. he has a whole library of stupid film facts shoved in the back of his mind (im totally not projecting).

he only listens to: 80s new-wave stuff like New Order, Oingo Boingo, Beastie Boys, & Talking Heads OR Lana del Rey. There is no in between.

he worked (past-tense bc that shit is GONE in 2023) at a blockbuster video store next to the mall and he liked being a total bitch to people about it (example: “you really rented this shit? this movie sucks, dude”)

after getting unfreezed, he was ECSTATIC over how easy pirating movies is nowadays.

Napoleon Bonaparte:

member of the speech/debate club and he is THE WORST TO BE PAIRED WITH. he’s foaming at the mouth the moment someone gives a rebuttal he didn’t think of. some meetings end in him trying to beat up someone. 

into 80s rock like Metallica and Black Sabbath. he has an electric guitar. he also FUCKING LOVES ABBA AND JAMIROQUAI. like… too much.

unlawfully good at Just Dance. he absolutely fucks it up on the dance floor.

adores fantasy films like Conan (1982) and The Never-Ending Story(1984). he’s so lame/ pos.

he bakes really well. that’s all he’s got going for him.

he either found his napoleonic military uniform at party city or at a thrift store with Marie Antoinette; his story changes depending on who he’s talking to.

he cut his own hair when he was 14. the following conversation after he did so was with caesar, and it was just the haircut scene from fleabag . he then continued to keep his stupid haircut to what it is now.

is a hopeless romantic. he can make up entire love poems & sonnets in his head about a girl he’s crushing on, but literally cannot talk to people without sounding like a douchebag unless he’s super comfortable w/ them.

Ivan the Terrible:

is an avid deftones, sewerslvt, & duster listener (i, unfortunately, ALSO have a playlist.)

spends his nights scrolling on 4chan and arguing w/ people. him & topher have accidentally argued w/ each other AT LEAST 5 times.

literally refuses to take off his ushanka in any weather. it doesn’t matter to him if it’s 90 degrees, that thing is staying ON.

kins Travis Bickle and Shinji Ikari. i mean, just look at this dude and how he presents himself. average NGE & Taxi Driver enjoyer/ hj.

fave video games are Postal 2 and osu!. he plays osu! phenomenally, to the point where it’s impressive. (pls put that energy into a job or something).

and yea that’s all the energy i have to write this down :]

[olieamr]

THIS IS ME !! 🔥

PINNED POST MOMENT !!

hello I am olieamr ! I do art sometimes (all times I am a draw-er of sorts) I'm not entirely sure how to do this but i'll try my best ! He/Him, ermmm bisexual. autistic (DIAGNOSED.) Adhd (DIAGNOSED.) should I share that on the internet? the gif is flashing and annoying me ermmmmmm I'm really obsessed with TF2. likeeee its kind of a problem. GOD THIS IS SO BAD ermmmmmm I love my boyfriend he's so cool guys. uhhhh Interests!(?): TF2 RAAAH, Minecraft I guess, RESIDENT EVILLL FUCK YEAH BABYY, BREAKING BAD IM LITERALLY JESSE, five nighter at freddy ⚱, Pokemon? , Bojack HORSEMAN IM LITERALLY TODD, FAITH THE UNHOLY TRINITYYYYY JOHN WARD THE POOKIE, Stanley PARABLe! , digit circuit crying emoji, animal crossing, CODMWF, weed teehee guyssss,,,, bluey. if u don't fw bluey I don't fw you. I ALSO LOVE THE BOYS !!!! Music! (do I put that in here??? idk) I love William woodster , Tyler the Creator, Frank Sinatra, That handsome devil, I'll just put my playlist I cant write them all out (I have 2000+ liked songs did you know I like music just a little bit) Boundries? I do not know !: don't be a freakin weirdo bro. like that's not very sigma of you. other then that idrc I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT. hi guys !

[tillthelandslide]

can i get something w george where like reader is famous and kind of has been for a while now like since her and george were teens and before they got together george was like a huge fan? right ok so here’s what i’m thinking. it’s a holiday or something maybe christmas or his bday and she goes to his childhood home w him for the holiday and spends time in his bedroom and lmao he has like posters of he in his room that he used to totally fangirl over and just him like internally freaking out in realization that she’s actually there in his bedroom idk i just want to feel fangirled over by a hot man rn hope this makes sense

Obsessed - George Daniel Instagram AU

As we spoke about... I made this into a Instagram AU. Hope everyone enjoys, I used charli xcx as a face claim just because she's fit af and the have some spicy photos with each other

Hope you like it :)

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram new songs coming soon, watch this space

Liked by bedforddanes75, yourbestfriend and 789,829 others

yourbestfriend fit af 🥵 p.s George from the 1975 has a crush on you

-> yourinstagram thanks bb and shut up

bedforddanes75 Jesus 😍

-> yourbestfriend told you

-> yourinstagram @yourbestfriend you need to stop. Hi @bedforddanes

-> bedforddanes75 hi 😳

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram I heard a famous man in a cool band fancied me and I think he's fit so I wrote a song about it.

Liked by bedforddanes75, trumanblack, yourbestfriend and 789,094 others

bedforddanes75 I don't just fancy you, I'm obsessed 😍

-> yourinstagram good to know

trumanblack this man has been obsessed with you since he was 16

-> yourinstagram thank you for that information

fan2 imagine someone as famous as y/n saying she fancies you over Instagram

-> fan3 i mean he is also famous

fanaccount:

fanaccount Y/n and George Daniel from the 1975 spotted looking loved-up in London yesterday

fan1 ever thought about their privacy? na? cool

fan2 omg but how cute do they look

fan3 this happened quick

-> fanaccount tbf think they started flirting over instagram like 6 months ago so its been a while now

bedforddanes75:

bedforddanes75 going home for my birthday, introducing the fam to my love @yourinstagram

Liked by yourinstagram, trumanblack and 81,873 others

yourinstagram we cute bby

-> bedforddanes thats all you bby

-> yourinstagram shhh let me love on you

yourbestfriend CONFIRMED?

-> yourinstagram CONFIRMED!

-> yourbestfriend thank fuck, i couldnt keep it secret anymore

trumanblack my parents

-> bedforddanes weirdo

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram as spotted in George Daniels room

Liked by bedforddanes, rass1975 and 758,189 others

bedforddanes75 you absolute menace

-> yourinstagram shouldn't have trusted me in your childhood room

rass1975 always thought it was weird

-> yourinstagram it's hot dont deny it

-> bedforddanes oi @rass1975 fuck off

bedforddanes75:

bedforddanes75 used to dream about grabbing your tit and now I can do it whenever I want

Liked by yourinstagram, jamieoborne and 56,819 others

yourinstagram you are an absolute nightmare

-> bedforddanes75 but you love it

-> yourinstagram absolutely ♥️

trumanblack how did you find the one girl who is not freaked out by your obsession

-> bedforddanes75 im great in bed what can i say?

-> yourinstagram true

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram get someone who is obsessed with you @bedforddanes75

Liked by bedforddanes75, yourbestfriend and 674,000 others

bedforddanes75 i love you sweetheart

-> yourinstagram i love you more

yourbestfriend help me find one please

-> yourinstagram i know someone who is single @trumanblack

-> yourbestfriend fuck off

yourinstagram stories:

[can-of-w0rmz]

oooh I get it. He speaks the way the guilty speak. The specific way. The one you can be sure of. You know this. He has the vibes, right? The pedo vibes. The clear, evident, quantifiable vibes of a pedophile which are obvious to anyone who has two brain cells. And it's upon vibes that we judge one's guilt and innocence. And also anyone can do it, you don't need to have any kind of training and understanding of law and context. And again, the culture that condemned him was not horrifyingly bigoted to the extent that it invalidates any judgement cast.

Yes, purity culture. You're doing it right now. You're twisting yourself into knots desperately grasping for straws because a gay man gives you weird vibes and you heard a rumor he might have done something. You're playing into every groomer stereotype of LGBTQ people, you're doing republicans' and tories' and nazis' jobs for them. All because you're super-duper for-sure certain the guy was skeevy and weird and gross. And you have to be correct, right? Because you're a good person, as you know, and you wouldn't be doing wrong stuff, right?

So congrats. And I mean... look at these anons who agree with you. For surely it's not just the same one weirdo who has the same ill obsession with purity as you. And before you accuse me of going anon as well - yeah. Because otherwise you'd block me, and then you'd get to entertain and spread these noxious ideas unchallenged.

And fyi, purity culture dipshits are ALWAYS one of two things: either clueless dogshit tweens like you who are desperate to get one over the olds because tiktok has colonized your brains with corporate advert acceptability standards, or actual literal groomer pedophiles taking advantage of the fact that purity circles are full of easily manipulated morons and passing themselves off as "one of the safe, good, antishipper adults".

Fuck right off with all of every one of those things, clownlord. God you terf island fuckers are the abusive, toxic, vile fucking same.

IM LITERALTPISSING MYSELF EN I CANT DO THIS OH MY GOD WHY AM I ON THIS WESBITE I CANT DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE I can’t oh my days

Nahh guys solid proof in a court of law is just a silly rumour guys. Just a silly little rumour guys just a silly little rumour. A man constantly backtracking on everything he says and does and putting up arguments for the sake of trying to sound smart and then immediately getting called out and then backtracking with no solid argument against what he just said is just normal guy things to do when being in trial for touching little boys. Real.

Bro can’t decide whether he’s guilty or not either, is he guilty but not really because we’re only saying he’s wrong bc purity culture, or is he not guilty and we’re only saying he is because he has Evil Gay Man Voice………….. and Evil Gay Man Voice is what’s making us think he’s a nonce……….

@petricharme come here I can’t do this shit I’m logging off I can’t oh my days MY AGE HAS CHANGED AGAIN first I’m in my 20s and now I’m a tween oh my days I’m all over the show that’s crazy AND I’M A TERF that’s crazy I didn’t know I could be a tranny and a terf that’s mad. I mean that’s so real. I hate transgender people……. And the gays………. Fucking faggots…… all of them are pedophiles I can tell bc Evil Gay Man Voice👎👎👎👎

Wilde:

[beatcroc]

How do you feel about Theodore Noisevelt? As someone with ADHD I can feel it oozinf out of him so bad I love him so much

noise is the one guy i've kept intentionally 1-dimensional/ comic relief because i simply enjoy tormenting him too much and if i gave him any real depth i'd start feeling bad about it shjsdjsdf. also i dont even TRY to reconcile the unmasked 'just some guy' Theodore J. with noise's regular look because theres just way too much mental dissonance there. hes not allowed to be normal like that theodore j. isnt real he cant hurt me

i started trying to come at this one like 3 different ways and it turns out i have a lot of trouble organizing my thoughts about noise too. he sucks and i hate him. by which i mean hes great and i love him. I think he's one of the best examples of how to make a character legitimately fun and enjoyable despite being a horrible little shitlord with zero redeeming qualities. You just gotta 1: keep it light, 2:CRUCIALLY: make him funny, and 3: as a potent extra bonus in noise's case specifically, make him a huge fucking loser who is only /almost/ able to fully convince you of the contrary.

Point 1 is like 90% just because this game is funny cartoons and leans hard into that, and noise is like, the MOST cartoons out of everyone. like when i say unmasked noise haunts me it's because he does not feel like he should be A Guy. he is a Cartoon Entity. but seeing as pizza tower can also pull a surprising amount of gravitas when it wants to, that last 10% is really just that like. Noise isn't really actively mean? He is an absolute hellion but he's not Mean. More than anything he just wants to get a rise out of people, and though this often entails being destructive, none of his bastardry really does much lasting or large-scale damage [compared to, perhaps, lets say, pizzahead]

2 wraps pack into both other points; he's funny both because it's cartoons, and because he's a huge loser. A tangential point to both of those that fits here though is that he's fucking like pathologically obsessed with peppino. Which is really par the course for like half the characters in this game, and i do think at least half the reason he targets peppino so much is just that peppino is Incredibly Easy to get a big reaction out of, but it also seems like there's more to it that just that? and for noise specifically there's like zero logical reason for it??? He is, in nearly all walks of life, far better off than peppino, and yet. Here he is. Seemingly quite jealous and insistent on tormenting [and perhaps even imitating?] this guy who is realistically quite far beneath him. And like. Why. Don't you have better things to be doing mr. TV star? You literally have better things to be doing but this is what you're dedicating yourself to you fucking little weirdo. And it's not even like a genuine hatred! It's a bit! They're still like lunch buddies off-camera or whatever! I forgot where I was going with this im moving on

Point 3 is just. He doesn't have any fucking friends? You can kinda get the vibe of this normally but getting his campaign REALLY drives home how much emptier all his shtick is than peppino's. And this would potentially be kinda sad if not for the fact that 1. He doesn't care at all and 2. It is his own damn fault. for being such a such a petty little gloryhound. like for the most part the cast of this game is pretty befriend-able but noise is only particularly interested in being the center of attention at all times; and he will lie, cheat, and kill to make sure it stays that way. and again hes allowed to do this because its funny cartoons. and also because no one cares. its just like yeah, that's noise, he's our local bastard, whatever. he puts on so much bravado and no one is phased by it they all know he is full of shit. he never drops the act because GOD FORBID he not be the coolest and best at everything forever and everybody else just kinda lets him believe it and/or let him believe he has them fooled. there's also the occasional peeks that he hates but then like BRO WHY ARE YOU DOING IT???? YOU CAN STOP. NOBODY WOULD MIND!! IVE SEEN YOU HAVING CASUAL LUNCH WITH PEPPINO!!!! anyway. i think thats pretty much everything i wanted to say.

tldr: thank you funny cartoons

[dutchwinter]

who is padawanryan/what did they do? im new here

sighh okay sorry hi i didnt feel like answering this yesterday.

padawanryan (turnpike_divides [ao3], divisi0nst [twitter], telegraphavekiss, textsfrombandom [<both tumblr]) is a creep, and an asshole. [whats in this post and doc is not even all of the issues i have with him, but it shows a behavior that is unacceptable and that he repeats!! what a weirdo]

what people know on the surface is that he writes weird/dead dove* fanfiction [him and his friends write stuff like incest, underage, noncon, etc, featuring real life people], which is really whatever to most people. on its own, thats fine and just block and move on. [personally i think that shit is disgusting though, especially with how they all go about it] also its mid 😭

he is also very weird and invasive with the members of bands like thursday and ls dunes, especially tucker. just obsessive behavior, parasocial relationships, and more, and all of this combined makes him a fucking freak. hes also just kind of a dick! and a liar!

he tries to hide who he is instead of letting people who dislike him avoid interacting with him, this is partly why people now dont even know who he is.

im not getting into all of the details because i dont want to nor do i really have to. ask someone else or dm me if you want me to just be a full on hater lol [i may take a while to reply] i dont really like to publicly talk about him.

watch out for the people he interacts with as well, i dont remember all of their usernames right now <3 if anyone wants to add on feel free to

[my0vershareworld]

𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖..𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕗𝕦𝕟!

Pairing: Szayelaporro Granz x GN!Human reader

Genre: teen love au, fluff, one-shot

word count: 1214 words

CW: None

requested by anon: Can you do one shot with of teen love with Szayelaporro please :) (Im referring to thsoe Headcanons you did btw)

well..it was a summer break and he's back here at this stupid school once more, he never really liked school because he think he's too smart to even be studying here anymore. he just wanted to go somewhere else, somewhere better, somewhere where he can learn new things and lead to him being the best of the best of every successful person ever, but nonetheless..he still have to learn here until further notice..ugh..how boring!

little does he know..it won't be boring anymore after this year.

he wakes up fresh and beautiful like he always does. as he sits straight on his bed and stretch as he get out of bed to go to the bathroom and wash his face..is first day at school once again, now to get ready and grab his back so he can head to school..

he get out his house and leave in with the bus..he was not really doing anything while being in the bus, he was just staring out the window looking at the nature..it was pretty boring until the bus stopped and let all students walks out the bus to finally have his walk to school..

going back to school is never a fun experience at all.

now he's here, in class, put down his bag and sat there waiting for class..he don't really have much friends to talk to since he was seen as a weirdo and arrogant all the time, well, they aren't really wrong on the arrogant part. he does like to talk about himself over and over again..but can he really help and care about it when all he cares is about being the most perfect human god has ever made him to be? nope! he thinks they all should just blame god for making him so marvelous and amazing! more amazing then anything humans ever made!

so on so forth the bell rang and the teacher came in..new student? how nice. and there you are..walked into the classroom with pure elegance he narrowed his eyes, almost glaring as he watched you walk into the classroom and introducing yourself

"hi! I'm uh-..{your full name}, I hope we can get along!-" you said nervously because the whole class was staring at you..not saying a single word like they were judging you..the teacher told you to sit right next to the kid with medium pink hair name Szayelaporro Granz

and you did. on your way walking there everyone was..almost outright glaring at you the moment you sat on your chair besides the pink hair dude. and so was the guy.

he was definitely glaring at you for whatever reason..seems so mad for no reason- he seems so mad at you just for sitting besides him yet he just scoff and look out the window..all you can do was just stares at him as you pull out your books and started to study.

the whole class you can see that Szayelaporro was not at all paying any attention to class or teacher until the teacher pick on him to answer a question and he'll answer almost immediately, it was almost impressive how fast he answer it.

the same thing goes on for..months..a whole year at best but every time you look at the dude he was always staring at you..with a narrowed eyes..

Szayelaporro he was just..pretty much looking at you from far away, always. you can find him anywhere staring at you to the point that people think is weird and is a creepy behavior and almost got a teacher called on him before he threatened the person to not tell shit or he'll slice their throat open and pull out their guts from their throat. but well..you wouldn't know about all that right?

in all honesty he was just obsessed with you, there's so rarely a new student would join the school..he always do this with every new students and he scares them off or just get told to fuck off but you never do such a thing, instead time to time you tried and talk to him because he was an outcast so you almost pity him..is actually painful to have you pitying him but honestly he don't care, because it's you

what?

ugh. it just- every time you spoke to him something kind of lights up within him like a fire. almost..a happy fuzzy feelings. your weird antics and how you act around people got him feeling some kind of way that he could not explain..how the hell can he explains it?! he's supposed to be the guy that knows everything! the guy that is the perfect being! then what the hell is this feeling?!

he questioned himself..for a very long time, while also staring at you yeah.

he took out his sweet time after a bit to research on whatever he's feeling..and what was it called.

love? love. love

love wasn't something Szayelaporro was used to, his older brother lives in the same house as his but he was left behind compares to him despite that he's older than him by like two years..? god he don't know, he don't fucking care about his dumbass anyways. his brother always avoid him (because he tried to experiment on him a bunch of times) and his parents died at a young age leaving him and Yylfordt alone. so it was just him..and his brother, there was no love between them, only thing they share is one last name

so truly he never experience love.and so on he was SHOOK he was..experiencing something he never experience. how the hell is he going to do with this feeling? do he let it go? do he try and make a move on you? oh, don't be dumb, Szayelaporro! you're the perfect being! everyone would want to be with you, go ahead and make a move.

so he did. at first he sent in those secret admirers notes in your locker, and then he sent gifts, but afterward he can't just make anyone steal you from him! he have to make an obvious move! and he did! he would comes outta nowhere and shove gifts in you and just started doing corny ass jokes at you that will either confused you or actually fluster you.

he'll do this whole shit until he was finally 100% sure he'll get you into his arms.

after almost another year he confessed. right in front of your locker while you were putting in your books and all that. you were almost startled as the guy push you into your locker and put a hand on the height of your head.

"I'm surprised you still haven't confessed to me, dear. is quite obvious that my attempts of flirting was working on you..and I think is time I'll tell you myself"

took a deep breath in, holy fuck he IS nervous actually..he was prepared for this yet he was still nervous. but he still spit out his word..

"I know you'll accept, but..I love you, {Name}. I've been in love with you for a really long time..can you believe it? someone like ME liking YOU..pfft..almost a joke isn't it? well it ain't no joke with my love for you"

he said as he bluntly grasp your hand and kiss it like a gentleman.

-------------------------------ACCEPT?------------------------------------

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ -> Yes ->No