#hey what the hell

[the-light-of-stars]

German ministry of defence considers 'fixing' the shortage in military personnel by tying military service to getting german citizenship more quickly for immigrants without a german passport

"To fix the personnel shortage in the federal army Minister of Defence Boris Pistorius can imagine to also hire soldiers without a german passport. He's getting support for this suggestion both from defence politicians of the government coalition as well as from the opposition.

"Basically we need to think far more european when looking for able young people that are ready to serve in the federal army" the president of the defence committee in parliament, Marie-Agnes Strack-Zimmermann (FDP) told the "Rheinische Post".

This also includes the idea "that soldiers without a german passport can get one faster by successfully serving in the german federal army."

yeah this is definitely not gonna lead to immigrants being used as cannon fodder at all, certainly.

[5ucket]

DID HS^2 JUST UPD8 WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[everybody-dies-at-least-once]

hey what the FUCK /pos

supernatural uquiz will it hand you your ass like it handed me mine??

[presidentalpaca]

went to take an online "do I mayhaps have autism?" test and was greeted with this

[luxcruor]

❰❰ head kiss ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the forehead - post calquisitor for ruby 🙂

keeping watch for a sniper wasn't simple. she had to be on constant guard for a flash of a lens. she'd snatched some sort of electronic view-finder from an unconscious trooper's helmet, scanning the surroundings for her. using the force next to the inquisitors hideout was like lighting a bright silver flare in a dark cave. her hand grips the "borrowed" blaster tighter as they make their way further into the tree-line. the building lifted out of sight as they made their way carefully down the steep incline. it was like any hill back on Patch 2.. except this was Kashyyyk.. way steeper hill. branches and rough leaves smack at her face as they gain momentum but the end was in sight. the end of the incline was approaching blindingly too fast.

" wooaaah okayyy ha! here we go.. here go." she encourages ( mostly to herself ) legs sore and stiff from sitting in the interrogation chairs she still decides to roll. feet bumping into a root sends her tumbling the rest of the way like a log instead. her vision is rattled as she bounces off something hard scrapping against her leg and bringing her slide to a violent halt. ruby skids a few feet as the leaves and dirt cradle her. " nngh here we don't.. i guess. why am i so clumsy at the worst times.. " she huffs out. suddenly something soft makes her eyes shoot open. a familiar sensation of lips against her forehead. she sees Cal. after everything.. she made it deep enough to get him out. enough to find the light he had tucked so far away it was nearly gone when she had found him. nearly. " hey... that's an unfair surprise attack. " her lips curve into a tired smile. / @jediliad

[dadizz]

Aw scoots we were supposed to go for ice cream and now we're at a strangers house

[dollya-robinprotector]

Luka - deciding on what to wear on round 7 to face Till

[turtleblogatlast]

AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

[asexxxualauthor]

I think the best part of finishing Burrow's End is the moment about six or so hours later, where you're chilling in the shower or in the middle of dinner, and you suddenly realize that the tape—you know, that tape—wasn't all five of the Firsts dog-piling and murdering Dr. Winnebago, but literally just Phoebe. And just that one stoat was enough to cause the carnage the kids found in the store room and turn the doctor into a Meat Dave when she didn't even know how to speak human yet.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 126

You know what would be hilarious? 

Constantine comes into one of those meetings as he sometimes does every blue moon. Though the proper word would be storms into a meeting and practically slams a whole stack of papers down. “Can someone bloody explain to me why the American-fucking-government is trying to go to war with the fucking Infinite Realms?!” 

The Justice League is of course alarmed and confused- and also John weren’t you in Hell?! Yeah, he was, where the fuck do you think he found out about this? 

Now if you’ll excuse him he’s going back to the House of Mysteries with his now haunted trench coat. John, John Constantine what the fuck do you mean by that? No don’t just leave, don’t leave this mess just for them- JOHN! 

[atalana]

so the good place is widely lauded on this site for its takes on morality and capitalism, which i totally agree with

but i think it should get more recognition for the line "all humans are aware of death. so we're all a little bit sad all the time. that's just the deal. we don't get offered any better ones. and if you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. i've been there, and everybody's been there. so don't fight it. in the words of a very wise bed bath and beyond employee i once knew - go ahead and cry all you want. but you're gonna have to pay for that toilet plunger."

[belphegor1982]

1. wake up, see new reblog tag on a drawing of mine that blew up

2. "...?"

3. check CR/Bell's Hells tag

4. "n noo nononono" ;_____;

edit because TV Tropes already came in for my fucking throat

[iknaenmal]

Nepeta:

On the puter talking to friends!!!!

[shattteredvisage]

pride month isn't over until mikey way says it is

[sparring-spirals]

so its really like. i love you. i love your power. i hate the source of it. i love you more than i hate it. i love you so much i'll never let you go. i love you. i love your power. i hate the thought of being away from you. i love you more than i hate that. if it means you reaching the full extent of your power i will let you go. i love you. i love you. that is a promise. that is a threat.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again