luna-0407

[oldestenemy]

How far into playing Wizard101 are you because i dont want to give a character you havent met yet?

That being said...

Duncan. I know you have thoughts on the lad

I'm. hangon I genuinely forgot--hold please while i log in--i'm like twenty quests deep into Lemuria (so, just out of the starting area basically). I am fully caught up as far as the story and stuff goes as I've never been one to care about spoilers so I'm aware of everyone I am simply not, hmm, not attached to everyone I have yet to meet (looking at you Heroes of Lemuria).

ANYWAYS

Duncan fucking Grimwater you stupid fool of a child.

(I want to clarify what I mean by "The fandom is so mean" which is that I--and a decent chunk of the people I used to talk to early-days wiz and when I would bounce back into it after a long break HATED Duncan, found him extremely arrogant annoying and insufferable to interact with. Prime Confront Character energy. Younger Stevie would look at my feelings on Duncan Grimwater and go "How and more importantly why.")

ANYWAYS, I am so extremely abnormal about Duncan Grimwater. For a variety of reasons. Arc 3 was the first time I'd ever seen like, wizard101 story spoilers as they came out, because when the whole brain dive with Mellori and Grandmother Raven came out the tag ended up trending on Tumblr and I remember distinctly going "what on earth could wiz have done to make this happen?" and it was canonize the yw as being from earth and also grandmother raven is evil????? (again, concepts as my brain took them back then, but still, wild revelation for someone who had been stuck in zafaria for two years).

So I started diving into the spoilers and found out we got to duel Duncan by way of stumbling across his enemy/monster page on the wiki and just. Dude. Dude. It changed something in my brain alright? Because Duncan trying to be an agent for the schism, ending up as this weird mirror to the yw, as another child soldier on the other side, I just lost it.

Anyways canon is dead to me where Duncan is concerned, he's with the Wizard from Empyrea onwards and he is going to loathe every fucking second of being dragged through Karamelle.

<3

-Stevie/the wizard Nightshade

[rouge-the-bat]

i was tagged by @princesstokyomoon owo! ty for the tag i love talking about myself LOL

nickname: [not including nicknames based on my irl name for obvious reasons] rouge is what i go by online, sometimes called rougey too :3 kurama is another nickname, so is weirdo (started based on my old url, weirdobsessivenerd). i used to go by yoshi a while back in school too with some people

sign: taurus ♉️ !

height: uhh im 5'2" or 5'3" iirc

last thing i googled: koltins locations in totk, bc im hunting down bubbul frogs rn ! i have 32 left to get atm owo

amount of sleep: eh varies tbh? usually i get around 8-10 hours but sometimes it can be a little less or a little more depending on the night

dream job: character designer for video games!!! + general graphic design n world design n stuff like that. i love LOVE designing things, especially characters, its been one of my biggest and longest passions in my life !!! characters are my absolute fave thing to enjoy and work on, and i hope to one day create characters others can fall in love with like i have for many characters!!!

wearing: a hot pink nightgown with black lace, and black lacey shorts! its so cozy n me core :3

media that summarizes me: like... summarizes my personality? my interests?? hmm... im not really. sure what would really summarize me for my personality? maybe some of my fave things since they tend to have quite an effect on me?

the sonic series i think is a good representation of how im unashamed to be genuine to myself, positive and loving what i love and not caring about being cringy. and it absolutely influenced my love for rockin music, colorful series with darker stories, and edgy antiheroes lol.

maybe system of a down would be a good thing to mention here too, i love all of their music and they definitely have rockin high energy music that can get really wacky sometimes, and ive always had a love for weird shit and identified with being weird!

favourite songs: ough hmm.. ill limit myself to like. 6 songs i really love rather than trying to figure out my Favoritest Faves bc im indecisive lol. n gonna do some different styles for a variety of my tastes!

bring me the horizon ft babymetal - kingslayer

in this moment - sick like me

omega tribe - summer suspicion

megumi ogata - fukanzen nenshou

riff kitten ft kumiho - fallen world

i dont know how but they found me - mx. sinister

instruments: this is so vague lol like. is this meaning ones ik how to play? my fave instruments?

well for ones i know how to play- well i used to know how to play anyways- i played the clarinet in band! n at some point i got an ocarina n tried learning that but never worked on it much. i used to be able to play a couple little tunes on it tho (like the jigglypuff song from the pokemon anime. or part of it at least). someday ill get back to it...

for my fave instruments... id probably say the violin and piano. i really love the sound of them, and i like how much emotion they can evoke!

aesthetic: oh god where do i even begin gkdkfbdkf i have a MILLION aesthetics i love lol. lovecore is probably my biggest one though, but i also love tech/glitchy stuff, gems, mermaid/ocean, general nature/flowers, clown/carnival, christmas, halloween, witchy, punk/goth/scene/emo (together since there can be some overlap between the aesthetics, ik theyre not the same), night/dreamy, space, yandere for a darker twist on lovecore stuff, and much much more. i love anything from pastel n cute, to neon and dynamic, to dark n creepy. i just!! absolutely adore aesthetics!!! its what im all about!

favourite author: ...i dont have one fkxbjf i havent read a book in years and even when i used to read more i didnt have one. could i just say yoshihiro togashi since he created the manga of my fave anime (yu yu hakusho) lmao?

random fun fact: i love pickles and will drink pickle juice straight out of the jar. have yall ever had pickle pops??? its like popsicles but with frozen pickle juice. i LOVE it. actually i should find our popsicle molds so i can make some soon

some mutuals to tag: if yall wanna, ill tag @megalo-station @mageofcolors @transgaykurama @foxdenji @skrunksthatwunk @l-lawliets-pussy @yoko-kurama-the-sex-god @shining-bewear @pipwife and weve only been mutuals for a short time but ill tag @shrineguardianhyena too owo

[theghostwthemost]

9 people you'd like to know better

I havent done one of these in a little while but kdfjhsd I was tagged by @matchamabs !! thank you!! & its good to hear from u askjdfhds!!! it looks like fun so I figured I'd give it a go :) !

1: Three Ships

HMM ok! have to think kjfhdsfd Luke/Crow - theyre my funny little guys, silly little ship. No real reasoning behind it other than I thought "haha thats so funny" and then I got invested. The slowest burn imaginable that consists of them just joshing each other for over a decade

Sans/Grillby - also silly little ship I said haha and then it got real. 99% of my investment came from the fic Fired Up and Bone Weary by perniciousLizard which fundamentally changed the chemistry in my brain I think. Incredible incredible stuff

Maya/Franziska - IM SEeINg a pattern now of silly little ships that got away from me. theyre both just characters I adore and I gobbled up the little moments of respect and admiration they have for one another... weird teen girls rule da world

2: First Ever Ship Probably Yugi/Yami Yugi from yugioh fdjfkhsd I was obsessed w the show when I was younger (and still adore it) and used to hide drawings I did of them ~holding hands~ or ~hugging~ fkdjhfs... I used to get so excited watching the show I would make myself sick and have to sit on the other side of the room peeking out from behind the wall to watch it because I'd get too excited n sick kfjsdkfjsdhfa

3: Last Song Bark Like a God by Sloppy Jane - it rules, been daydreaming about fun au shit fdksjfsdf

4: Last Film Not exactly a film but me and my housemate binge watched The Fall of the House of Usher last night and it was a lot of fun! We were up till like 3am, got invested in figuring out the mystery and curious to see the next gnarly death haha good good fun it was

5: Currently Reading nothing currently! life has been kinda busy - so I'm mostly listening to long ass iceberg vids on yt to keep me occupied while I'm busy working sdkjfhdasjkfhsf

6: Currently Watching HMM i think the only thing im currently watching rn is JJK with one of my friends, we call n watch together every few weeks or so fdskjfh its fun its a fun show

7: Currently Consuming A chocolate cookie and a pumpkin spice cookie given to me by two different friends SJkhdasjkd my dinnar <3

8: Currently Craving mm i really want a GOOD shrimp pad thai.... or like. oysters. KJshdJASd want. seafood fkdjfhdsjkfsdf

HM ok i'll pick a few ppl to tag but no pressure :3 @atinygreendragon, @lavenderferns, @lesbotheclown, @notevenmaybe , @dragon-pawbs and anyone else who wants to jump on idk fdkjhfsd

[tv-gh0st]

Day 1- But now this room is spinning while im just trying to fill in the gaps

Day 1- "But now this room is spinning while im jus trying to fill in all the gaps" (726 words) by Prime_Path Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Four & Legend (Linked Universe) Characters: Legend - Character, Four Additional Tags: Sickfic, Linked Universe (Legend of Zelda), Four (Linked Universe)-centric, Wumptober, Is that not a tag?, Damn, Legend is a good big brother, or atlest hes trying to be, im pissed that isnt a tag, i will make that a tag with my own bare hands if i have yo, Four (Linked Universe) Needs a Hug, Legend (Linked Universe) Needs a Hug, Everyone Needs A Hug Series: Part 1 of Wumptober 2023 Summary: Four is just having a bad day, and Legend is trying his best to help he swears. Wumpee- Four, kinda Legend Characters- Four, Legen

today was a doosy, im posting this technically on october 2nd yes but the fic was posted on 11:59 pm so it counts

now why is this so horribly done and posted so late, because although ive started almost all the prompts already i technically havent finished them all(im not gonna be ad bad as today i swear) and i had really bad writers block on todays the today came around and its all shit

anyways thats my rant you can actually ready the fic now ig

Everyone was cold wet tired hungry and you know one or two of them would be sick(they couldn’t sleep out unless they all wanted to get sick), and it seemed like a miracle when a portal opened up, bad news they got thrown into Wilds goddessdamned Gerudo dessert. And it was fucking cold. 

Atlest they could make a fire now.

But that really didn’t matter right now, because the moment Four walked through that portal he passed out, the last thing he heard was Legends squeaky noise as he was suddenly on 'make sure Four doesn’t die' duty.

The next time Four woke up he was very disappointed to find out they were still in the dessert. Apparently they got fucking split up And Four got really sick from the rain from the last Hyrule. He also felt very very fuzzy when he woke up. His head was pounding and he could barly  hear anything his vison had black all around it and whatever wasn’t black spots was blurry as fuck. The thing that bothered him the most was how loud it was, he couldn’t hear anything yet everything was so loud in his head.

"F-r -OUR!" 

"R-red?"

"ye- m- tuic red"

Four couldn’t hear a word of that so he just squinted at Red? Well he tried but the need to close his eyes won and Four effectively passed out, the last thing he hears being a grunt of some kind.

The next time he wakes up Four feels every so slightly more lucid, he can even hear again(the static in his head is sounding more and more like fighting by the minute) everythings still hot and blurry but he soon feels a wet towl? On his face.

"Hmm"

"Four!"

Said boy tilts his head, that’s not red is it? Maybe it is. No. 

"thank godesses your finally awake." Legend? He thinks that’s who it is.

"yes im Legend." 

Oh hes talking outloud. 

"mhm"

"Come on you have to eat something, which means you have to sit up, I only have rations and ingredients but its better then nothing." as he said that Legend was helping him sit up, well Legend was kinda just doing it all but Four aprecieted it a lot actually, as he had to get helped eating the tastless jerky that the captain hands out for rations.

And that’s were they were now, Four getting basiclly fed and he just felt horible and the arguing got louder in his head and it felt like it just kept getting louder and louder and louder until.

"SHUT UP" 

Hed barly been awake for 10 minutes and he couldn’t take it anymore he just wanted to go back to sleep and wake up in a nice cool inn where they had food and water and were his brothers were with them. 

"-our Link?"

Oh yeah legend, fuck legend. Hed yelled, it wasn’t ment at him everythings just so loud and everythings spinning and he just wants everything it shut up shut up shutup shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup.

"link!"

He felt heavy presence of Legends hands on his shoulders and everything else stopped. 

Legend sighed.

Besides that it was silent 

"m sorry…"

Legend just looked at Four in a way that screamed, confused, a little mortified even, sad, and angry but not at him Four hoped atlest. 

He really looked like that little kid who was trembling in his tiny boots thinking he didn’t need Elzo while he was really listening for Elzos every word.

He really did think Elzo was just a saftey net didn’t he. 

"no- god no Four fuck uhm. Your sick im sorry I know somethings happening its loud er like in your head right? Im ausuming the mutturing you’ve been doing was them right? The uhm I don’t know what you call em."

What?

Wait.

Did Legend know?

"How-"

"I sorry I didn’t say anything I- your like uhg I cant do this now im sorry I Shouldn’t have said anything I just, I get it well I don’t but it- your sick and it cant be easy I just im not mad or anything okay"

Four sighed, hed deal with the fact legend knows later, and the fact that the yelling is still promanint hes tired and everythings still spinning, and well hes happy that legend isnt mad? He supposes"

[manuelmueller]

me? doing an actual tag game and not just leaving it buried in my notes? and actually doing it in a less than 2 months??? unheard of-

tagged by @schnaf, ty sm, and uhhh, tagging anyone who wants to but (only if you'd like to, feel free to ignore) also @goretzkastits @the-bees-are-beeing and @footballandfiasco bc well I havent been on here for ages and feel like interacting and idk .... just - you came to mind <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

my dad read my name in a book about witches so I guess I'm named after a witch :3

2. When was the last time you cried?

in therapy (a month ago)

3. Do you have kids?

nope.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

hmm, depends. in writing moreso than in person.

5. What sports do you play/have played?

I've never played any team sports so uhh, none? Did do ballet for a while tho (ironically not as a kid, but from 14 to 20, and mostly as a workout thing)

6. What's the first thing you notice about people? 

I have no idea tbh ... probably their smile. and also queer vibes khm, love me some queer vibes (tho I do not claim to have an accurate gaydar, ppl with 'queer vibes' can be straight but still usually the ones I feel comfortable around)

7. What's your eye color?

dark brown

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings. I'm not big on the scary movies, I'm a scaredy cat .....

9. Any special talents?

i sleep with my eyes open (-> SCHNAF WTFFFF) I guess not?? sorry I'm learning here that I'm very boring

10. Where were you born?

in my country's biggest city

11. What are your hobbies?

reading, going out for walks, hiking, swimming, drawing (sometimes), writing (when im not in a writer's block), regrettably watching too much youtube

12. Do you have any pet?

no ..... kinda want a cat, kinda scared of the responsability + not in a place where I can afford to so probably will not adopt one any time soon

13. How tall are you?

161 cm

14. Favorite subject in school?

art!! (which really was just drawing class for us, truly the best time of the week) but also history and geography tbh

15. Dream job?

owning a lil coffeeshop/bookshop which yes I realize is way more stressful than it sounds but honestly it still sounds like heaven

[grvntld]

ang dami ko need gawin para sa aking peace of mind aka my kaartihan bc im truly maarti and im not gonna deny it and there is nothing wrong with it because they all matter to me thank you very much

💁‍♀️~fix~ mah feed hehe ngl i like a cohesive slash coordinated feed and yep i hv a planner for my feed okie because how else will i know if my photos go together hmm izz nawt that what i hv on my planner doesnt go together but right now it's not making me feel like 😌🤠🥳🥰 so yas i hv to maybe move some of the photos around or maybe present a few photos differently awOw

💁‍♀️sit the fuck down with my clothes and shoes and bags again and just declutter the heck out of it—we hv turned our second room slash guest room slash bebi portus' room into our full blown walk-in closet since our clothes are all there anyway and one of these days i just rlly hv to sit on it and deal with it so that i'll be feeling like ☺🧚‍♀️👸

💁‍♀️take more than just a glimpse of my monmon bc lately ive just been 💸💸💸 left and right and i know once upon a time i dreamt of not having to look at a price tag when purchasing something but my golly wow wow even i am going 👁👄👁 at myself after 🛍 like how the fudge—

💁‍♀️line up some books to read since im done with missing molly already hehe gosh waht a ride that one is my gosh so yeah i hv to check out some books that i wanna read plus plus plus get back on the list of books that hv been recommended to me by my friends and moots a while back yay

💁‍♀️get back to journaling—look for maybe prompts or just write about my day oh and find cute notebooks to fill too hihi

💁‍♀️re-read the cgm method again so i could grow out my curls again bc i miss them hehe ngl i havent been doing it, but yep, im using cgm friendly products still hmm i just havent had the energy to do the technique itself hehu so i hv to re-learn errthang abt it again and check out the other things i no longer hv with me hihi exciting omg more shopping lol

💁‍♀️going back to my feed kaartihan, re-edit prolly all the photos to achieve the feel that i genuinely want bc mismam im creative and i know i could do it come on aina ganda dyosa winner donchu settle for pwede na yan u got diz

okie i couldnt think of anything else anymurrrr other than werq so dazz what imma do bYE MWAPS

[speaking-at-the-theater]

TOH REACTION

so first thing first: i misspell a lot. i also swear a lot, if that bothers you, sorry

i havent watched the last two eps of toh so heres me doing it. i’ll compile it all in one post so i wont have to tag 300+ posts, i also use caps a lot.

anyway, let’s go! QUICK DETAIL I ACCIDENTALLY REFER TO COLLECTOR AS HIM HERE I DIDNT NOTICE HE WAS THEY THEM I'LL CORRECT IT AS SOON AS POSIBLE

FOR THE FUTURE! here we go

collector’s happiness overlaid with everyone else’s suffering is so…funny??? idk also ‘it’s like the whole world is singing’ is a cool phrase if it weren’t for the context XD

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aunt lily to the rescue!!

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LILY NO

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‘now, what part do i get to play’ horrific scene i want more

also: this is why you don’t give children godly powers. it ends badly!

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oddly beautiful if not for the corpses

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i want that as my wallpaper

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EDA’S REQUIEM!!!!!!

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you know things are bad when the logo/intro changes

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‘it’s not like he’ll inexplicably appear if you say his name!!’ hunter have you ever read a fairytale? a myth? the bible??? names have power.

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oh yeah never mess with a latina mama.

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it’s cute seeing the kids miss their home

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through the face??? count me in!!

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luz is smitten

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noooooo luz :((((( you’re happier sharing both realms everyone can see it

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anyone know what these are??

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ah. the bastard is here.

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CALEB???

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nooo gus youre making me cryy

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‘i’m fine, really’ said every character who is not fine in the story of ever

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the soundtrack in eda’s room scene!!!! i need it!!!!

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amity’s palisman being a cat fits so well bc cats choose where they go. you cant control them the way you might a dog or a bird, which fits well with the idea of choosing your own path.

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camila is taking everything so well!! my mom wouldnt last two seconds in the boiling isles. neither would i ofc.

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is this an animation error or….??

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some graffiti messages i managed to read:

-(do not) celebrate the day of unity! :( 

- boo belos

-hide ur kids

-run

-they’ll find you!!

-hide

-nope, no, go away

-closed forever

-help

-run

and general sun and moon symbols

-beware the collector

-amelia, cat! (general stuff i cant make out) (infinity train???)

-where is the titan now?

-belos lied

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these are cute

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wow that’s creepy

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i know it’s supposed to be creepy about the collector playing pretend while everyone suffers but- i can’t. the secondhand embarrassment is too much for me.

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light glyph go??????

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collectors ‘cool aunt vibe who pretends to be coldhearted but actually cares a lot’ vs luz’s ‘bad but sad boy’

parallels? ey?

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hmmm yeah that was creepy

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‘little space cherub’ XDD

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love how we go from funny new hexside to (ughhhh) belos. 

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hmm  i would love to analyze the composition of this glyph

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all the bastard adults trying to take advantage of the collector ughhhhhh

also love the space palace

plus: ‘what do mortals eat again? rocks? fire? gravity?’, unfortunately, collector, we are not stars

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of course the book is made of rocks. of course.

also king seems…practiced, on reading the book. you gotta wonder how much he knows now about collectors

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cool how collector is both evil and, yk, a child. bc children are not always innocent. they can be some of the cruelest creatures on the universe (i would know)

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one has got to wonder about the history told in those walls, meaning i will wonder and theorize. bc that’s what i do.

ok it seems like collector was…surrounded by titans. baby titans, and then a group of older collectors took him in, seeing as theyre smiling and reaching out a hand, instead of banishing him away. they dont look friendly, but it might just be the portrait.

although those first two portraits reveal themselves, at the very end there’s something else

 unfortunately i have no idea what it is. i dont think the repetition is an animation error or shortcut. if it were, why only repeat two times and change at the very end, where it is unlikely to be noticed??

 again, portraits repeat, except for a star in the middle.

......i wanna theorize on this. maybe on another post.

collectors doing something to a planet and our collector watching, wanting to join in, but probably rejected (the whole portrait section had a lot of images but it surpassed tumblrs limit so i deleted them, more on another post, maybe

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poor raine tho. what’s up with them and people trying to mindcontrol them????

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poor hooty

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what’s this, rapunzel?? a tear saves the guy???

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poor willow tho

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‘’im gonna assume those are clean’ ma’am cleanness is the last thing you need to worry about now

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that’s two simultaneous mindcontrollings! raine is on a roll!!

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“trouble with your team, captain half-a-witch? leading isnt easy is it? all your time is spent helping the team, keeping people from fighting, planning your next move, and titan forbid you show any weakness! everyone else falls apart.

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fucking kikimora

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cuando no tienes la chancla, un bate sirve

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boscha is….ugh. i’m conflicted. i get it but also.she annoys me.

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everything is under control when everything is not undercontrol my favorite trope

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poor (????) collector. i know he’s not good but….idk, i feel for him

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ITSHATCHINGITSHATCHINGHATCHIHATCHINGAAAAAAAAA

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poor willowwwwww poor kids everyone needs therapy here

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“luz has a staff, why does that make me nervous?” considering the first impression you got of it……

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SNAKESHIFTER YESSSSSS ALSO SNAKE PALISMAN FOR LUZ WE WINNIN

i could write poems about how it fits her but just- look. it fits.

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END CREDITS WHERE AWESOME!!!! Love the snapshots of the things that werent fully explained!! kikimora manipulating boscha during the attack, king being sad at losing eda and lilith and the collector…..emphathizing?? of a sort??? anyway yeah

[myfaveisnormal]

15, 25, 40, 72, and 90!

15 - Favourite font

honestly? arial. its so basic and standard and its everywhere and i love it when things are basic

25 - Do you collect anything?

hmm not really. i used to collect some clothing tags i found cute but i lost them, so. also im not very good at hoarding things? it bothers me

40 - If you could dye your hair any colour, what would you pick?

ughhh ive been meaning to bleach my hair blond for so long so i can finally become sharpay evans but ive been procrastinating it for soo long.... basic answer i know but i havent been very big in fantasy coloured hair in a while so

72 - Which is more important when it comes to clothing, comfort or style?

comfort!!! if i had to go out looking insanely good but feeling insanely uncomfortable i'd die

90 - Weirdest habit?

hm my actual weirdest habit is too embarrassing to publically tell on tumblr dot com but i'll say that when i start feeling bad i turn my echolalia on. and my thoughts go very bad very like fast so sometimes im just vibing and i start reading out loud, or speaking out loud the words ive been thinking about a couple of times before i stop myself. sucks fr

Ask game!!!

[burninginthegymplplinko]

MAG 113 - Breathing Room

doodle 113/200; days left - 3/110 15/128

Mahtin, stahp trying to touch the plastic explosives 💔

[sad--tree]

hate experiencing Mental IllnessTM during the cold months how am i supposed 2 go 4 long middle of the night walks 2 stave off the neverending sense of impending doom when its fucking below zero :(

[mikachu1122]

I had a dream last night that i was at this carnival/party and i was dressed as she-ra (reboot version) and i was wearing boots that literally made me 3 and a half feet taller and honestly, thats the best dream ive ever had. Also Adora was there and was stoked about my costume.

[kaebedom-me]

you give them head

genshin impact fandom, today i offer you some spicy poly ch💙ya x reader headcanons, tomorrow? who knows umu

this is me just thirsting for them and getting some stuff out of my system, please dont mind,,, this is completely self indulgent 

i also havent wrote in like years so forgive me if its not The Best™,, but if you do enjoy it lemme know??

also this is NSFW read at your own discretion

both of them will not ever refuse head. if you offer, it’s an immediate yes, no hesitations, no matter when or where

they both will tease the hell out of you, though 

“hmm~? exactly what were you thinking about before this? my taste? the way i stretch your mouth?”

“naughty girl, you can’t keep your mouth off of me can you?”

just get on your knees and unbuckle their pants then get to work, that’ll shut them up

i was lying, it won’t shut them up, they’ll just tease you more

they’re just such little shits

“that eager to suck me off, baby? you’re so dirty”

kaeya thinks it’s cute, if you put your hair up in a ponytail first and will grab it and tug on it to tease you

childe prefers if you keep your hair down, because when he gets rough with you he likes to see how disheveled you get and your hair sticking to you

on that note, childe loves it when you have lipstick on before it. he makes it his personal goal to get it all over you and his cock

kaeya, if he’s feeling nice, he will praise you

“you’re so good to me, darling, taking all of me in your pretty little mouth”

childe isn’t as nice. he’s a little more sadistic and will try to choke you with his cock

“do you like that? like how i feel in your mouth? want to see how far i can go, babe?”

sometimes they both aren’t as nice and the dirty talk gets amped up, they will make you come from just giving them head

don’t even get me started on their degradation and humiliation kinks i-

childe is also more likely to face fuck you to get to where he needs to be

while kaeya likes to just watch you and see if you can get him to orgasm on your own

if you have like music playing in the background, kaeya will thrust into your mouth on beat

childe being more gentle when he’s feeling like it.

his fist pumps his cock while you look up at him expectantly, whimpering a little bit “please, please, please just let me-” he pushes himself pass your lips, chuckling when you shiver and eyes roll back. 

then pulling out again, rubbing himself all over your cheeks, “oh, i don’t know, babe” 

kaeya occasionally gets in a type of mood. he isn’t as talkative and a smidgeon more rough and demanding with a little pinch of needy. 

he doesn’t say anything when you put up your hair or when your undo his pants and get yourself comfortable in front of him. he just growls and pats your head when you do something he likes. 

your eyes automatically shuts when he reaches to cup your head in his arms and when he calls you a good girl and thrusts in your mouth, you can tell, you just know how much he’s holding back. you can’t help but moan when he experimentally thrusts harder

kaeya, ideally, would want to come down your throat. he feels a rush when he sees you struggle to swallow his come and it just going down your neck

childe, on the other hand, wants to come on your face. he will hold the back of neck just to make sure you take all of it

he’ll make sure it doesn’t get in your hair and eyes, he’s not a monster

oof, when you’re on your knees in front of the both of them? they think there’s no better view in teyvat

you looking up at them both while they coo at how pretty you are,,, lord have mercy im boutta buSt

if you’re blowing them both at the same time, they’re a little more mean. when you have one of them in your mouth the other will tease you so they can rile you up

they’re honestly a very scary tag team, very in sync to each other’s needs

like, one minute, you have childe in your mouth, the next kaeya will shove his cock into your mouth as childe comes on your face, type beat

they both have tried to fit themselves in you at once, your jaw has never been more sore

if you moan while they’re doing anything to you at all, they somehow get more turned on

you being so sensitive when they’re only just using your mouth? that’s so fucking cute babe

y-yo, when you’re sucking one of them off,,, and the other walks in??? I- y’all i have so much to say so little time

sometimes they just talk to each other??? as you’re trying your best to blow them both?? as if you’re boring them?? 

don’t worry though, they’ll never leave you out for long 

their favourite thing to do is to blindfold you and make you guess who you’re blowing

depending on what type of play you lot are doing for the night, they’ll either dish out a reward or punishment if you get it right/wrong

i would also like to say that these two are filthy, they will absolutely kiss you after. they both love their come mixed with your saliva. they might even kiss each other as a show for you, a little treat uwu 

super sweet after the whole ordeal though!! childe gets you something for your knees if you’ve been kneeling for long while keaya helps clean you up

promises to return the favour ten fold if you’re still up for it [eyes emoji]

[plistommy]

Alrighty so @lovebillyhargrove tagged me into this awesome Harringrove ask game they made, so let’s do it! 💕💕 (I won’t tag anyone but feel free to do this! It was fun!)

1. Do they get together BEFORE MF possessing Billy or AFTER shit goes down? (Or maybe DURING😲) 

I always like to think the guys would sleep around before the whole MF thing, but aren’t in a relationship. So maybe after? 👀 Them falling in love while they’re both recovering from the whole 4th of july shit? Sign me up.

The first time they’d have sex after everything, it would be gentle instead of rough like they used to have. Like Steve slowly riding Billy and they both can’t keep their eyes off of each other.

2. Who kisses who first?

Billy. I think they’d both be really nervous to make the first move, but Steve seems the type to give the other their time and honestly, it’s so new to him too and he’s still learning about Billy! He doesn’t wanna mess it up. So when Billy does kiss him, Steve can’t get enough of it!

He loves kissing!

3. Where do they have their first sex? (Location) (HJs and BJs count)

Steve’s bed is my fav, but honestly I think in their cars?? Probably Billy’s.

4. Who says 💖 I LOVE YOU 💖 first? 

I GOTTA GO WITH BILLY AGAIN…. I think after Nance Steve’s too afraid to say it first. He doesn’t want to be rejected again.

5. Bottom!Steve or Bottom!Billy?

Has been bottom Steve since day one! ;)

6. Do they give gifts to each other? 

YES!! they’d 100% spoil each other

7. Where do they end up living? California, Chicago, Hawkins... Idk .. Alaska??)))) Any other location? 

I love to think they’d grow old together at Cali!!! Or somewhere else, but not Hawkins. I think it would be good for them both to leave it behind once things calm down there.

8. What are their future jobs?

I HAVENT EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THIS 💀💀 I already have a hard time deciding what I wanna work LOL! But hmm… I love teacher Steve, but I honestly think he wouldn’t wanna go back because school wasn’t easy for himself either, but not sure what the pretty boy would be up to! I’d love to see him doing something with animals. Billy on the other hand would probs do something with cars or surfing! (these are kinda bad but I seriously have no idea LOL)

9. Who’s a better cook?

Billy! He learned to cook whenever he had to look after Max (But Steve’d learn too!)

10. Steve Hargrove or Billy Harrington?

Steve Harrington is so iconic so gotta go with Billy Harrington!

11. What’s Max’s reaction when she hears they’re together?

Honestly she’d probably be like ”wtf??” at first but 100% support them and would smile at them whenever they aren’t looking at her. She has never seen Billy so happy!

12. Describe in ONE SENTENCE Hopper's reaction when he hears the names Hargrove and Harrington mentioned together?

He’d simply just be like ”Don’t even tell me” when he hears the guys names LOL

13. Does Robin like Billy OR does Robin hate Billy?

Hmm… I do think she likes Billy, they could have pretty similar humor, but at the same time she keeps an close eye on him so he doesn’t do anything to the precious little Stevie LOL!

14. What about Dustin?

OH he’d be terrified at first, shocked even, but he’d come around eventually. Slooooowly. He’d also keep an eye on Billy. But I get it since he beat Steve up, so he has that little brother protective mode going on.

15. Fav Harringrove AU?

AHHH S1 HARRINGROVE!!! best stuff when Billy wrecks that bratty Steve

16. Billy+Camaro=…???

He’d never get rid of it! It was his first ever car and he just loves the way he always feels free when he drives it, even when he already is. It just makes him feel good and he loves to hear the little gasps and whines from Steve who tells him to drive slower even when he’s laughing.

[musubiki]

do u have any chilumi hc’s ?

aaa sort of!! but again i havent played his quest yet so some of these may in inaccurate and/or confirmed/unconfirmed!!

- they sparr at least once a week. this was childes proposition, and he looped her into it by promising lots of rewards (which she wasnt sold on at first), with paimon being like “no!! no trust!!” and then he threw in a free dinner afterwards and paimon was like “HHH LUMINE..JUST A FEW TIMES A WEEK...WOULDNT HURT...” so now its a regular thing. think of it like the golden house fight (except he doesnt use the foul legacy), and its somewhere in the mountains where they wont get in trouble with anyone

- and then they go to various restraunts afterwards (he is a man of his word)

- lumine never asks him for mora. even though hes offhandedly said “come to me for mora anytime~” she feels uncomfortable about it and/or thought he was being an ass again. instead she works vigorously on commissions for the guild

- (BASED ON THAT LAST PIECE) sometimes he cant make it to their little sparring “dates,” and she finds him at the northland bank suffering because he has to do paperwork, which he hates. he stares at the wall for 5 hours wishing he could go fight someone instead

- so she helps him with paperwork stuff. once it was after she did like 16 commissions that same day and just passed out.

- childe has a little suite in his office at the northland bank that he stays in. that time she passed out he let her rest in his room because god knows when was the last time she had an actual bed instead of just sleeping in abandoned treasure hoarder camps (you know the ones)

- he spoils her LMFAOOO!!! he always says “gotta make sure my sparring partner is in top shape, otherwise its boring!” which is the same excuse he convinces himself is the reason. deep down he kinda cares about her. 

- i just got the black sword in-game and it looks so much like a fatui weapon, so i like to think its a gift to lumine from childe after she complained once about her sword getting too old and damaged. 

- she looks at the lore, “hmm it says this sword makes the user thirst for violence...” childe just replies “i know right?!?! isnt that badass???” hes so happy. right up his ally

- (she uses it anyway)

- but she also gave him a bow she pulled from the gacha because she doesnt use bows and his heart skipped like 5 beats its such a nice bow (THAT ONE NICE BLACK AND RED BOW THAT MATCHES HIM SO WELL)

- lumine doesnt know that exchanging weapons used to be a courting gift. childe doesnt tell her. he uses the bow regularly

- they go walking in the city a lot

- they also play theatre mechanics against each other and its brutal

- sometimes on his day off he tags along in her adventures!! catch him running up to her at the city gate going “ahaha im free today, need an archer??” and shes like “ok”

- he gets jealous when she tells him she has OTHER people she sparrs with. he acknowledges its a dumb thing to be jealous about, and its a normal thing but...,..,,. hes lowkey seething in his office, filling out new recruit forms while his girlie sparrs with xiao. he’ll kill that dumb bitch

- i think scaramouche knows him and lumine are “friends.” he tried to hold it against childe once but then childe was like “oh yeah what about you and that water witch from mondstadt?” and now scaramouche shuts his stupid ass up. catch them being emo about their cute not-girlfriends 

- (I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT CUTE COMIC OF CHILDE WEARING LUMINES FLOWER AND SCARAMOUCHE IS LIKE “lmfaoo bro whats that on your head???!!!” and childe goes “...whats that on your head?” and its MONAS HAT)

- everytime lumine kicks someones ass and/or does/says something violent, childes reaction is either “thats hot” OR “when are you joining the fatui?”

- childe told the northland receptionist to give her vip access to the bank and if she ever asks for him let him know IMMEDIATELY. he also gave her full access to withdraw from his account whenever she wants (she found out via the receptionist. lumine dare not touch his savings)

- people at the northland bank who know are like “has....has he lost his mind?” and someone else goes “what, are YOU gonna confront childe, the 11th harbinger, about his mental health?” and the answer is no.

- hes very attracted to her. and she is to him too. lumine hides it better/doesnt act on it but catch her checking him out lowkey when hes not looking

- theres a 100% chance they made out at some point but im not sure what point or how it happened

[milfpool]

Check in Tag!

@ro0mbadump tagged me. hii bestie

Why did you choose your URL?

i like milfs and alliteration

How long have you been on tumblr?

jesus. probably about 6 years?

Do you have a queue tag?

nope. although i do wonder if anyones ever noticed i queue up early access custom content all the time lol. i just dont tag it specifically heehee

Why did you start your blog in the first place?

hmmm i dont really remember, honestly. probably because my other friends had it and i wanted in on the action

Why did you choose your icon?

mondo oowada my beloved

Why did you choose your header?

bob the tomato my beloved

What's your post with the most notes?

jesus christ

How many mutuals do you have?

gotta be at least 4

How many followers do you have?

hmm. too personal. next.

How many people do you follow?

283!

Have you ever made a shitpost?

go back to my most popular post and ask that again

How often do you use tumblr each day?

typically once a day in the morning!

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

nope. i try to keep things peaceful over here

How do you feel about 'you need to reblog this' posts?

if you feel like you have to pressure people into reblogging something then perhaps your cause isnt substantial enough to hold its own

Do you like tag games?

yesss i love them

Do you like ask games?

yes though i havent played one in a while lol

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

all of them, in my heart <3

Do you have a crush on a mutual?

nope

i tag anyone who wants to partcipate! :)

[neon-junkie]

Useful In Many Ways

Summary: The force can help you do many great things, including helping those in need without laying a finger on them.

Pairing: Din/Mando x gn!Reader

Word Count: 1199

Rating: NSFW

Tags: Friends to lovers, The Force, Force Handjobs, Jedi!Reader, Handjob, Distractions, Smut.

Notes: hmm its like 11am and I havent slept, decided to write this instead :0)

Mando had finally done it, he'd found a Jedi to train Grogu but despite telling you that he'd breakaway, he was more than happy to fly you two to Grogu's training ground, and you're almost certain that he'll convince himself to stay for a few sessions, possibly more. But first, the three of you have to get there and Mando is definitely taking his time. You know how he feels about Grogu so you've held back on making any jokey comments about his attachments, though it is very tempting. Mando is currently flying through an asteroid field, a very spaced out one that he could easily put the autopilot on for, but he needs the distraction. Grogu is sound asleep in his bunk and you're sat in one of the copilots' seats, staring around the cockpit, finding something to distract yourself with to help pass the time. There's a sudden change in Mandos aura, a heavy one that you sense through the force, and you can tell Mando is trying his best to ignore it. You allow your mind to focus, poking your nose into Mandos business, trying to find out what's up with him. Something is definitely up with him and you're quick to realize that he has a rather prominent problem between his legs. These things happen, nobody can help those random bursts of arousal that we all get, only Mandos seems stronger than average. He's probably not touched himself in weeks, maybe months, depending on how long he's been on this mission for. You're certain that any spare time he had was spent eating or sleeping. Poor thing. 

You sensed the way Mando feels about you the second he met you; he's not the best at keeping his thoughts and feelings in that armor of his, though he didn't quite realize the extent of this 'Jedi stuff' until recently, and even now, he still doesn't quite get it. His mind is still glued to driving the ship, but his feelings are definitely trailing south, worsening that problem between his legs. Mando lets out a cough as he adjusts how he's sat, probably worried that you've accidentally seen him or something, but his back is facing you, unfortunately. He did track you down for your help, specifically in training Grogu, but there's nothing wrong with offering your services in more than one way, is there? You gently raise your hand, not stretched out, just lifting it by your side. Your eyes fall shut and you remind yourself just how blessed you are with these powers. A soft choked moan can be heard escaping Mandos lips, quickly cutting himself off as he feels a gently caress to his length. He doesn't know it's you, but within time, you're sure he'll piece everything together. You caress his length, again and again through the use of the force. You can feel the way Mando is biting his tongue, the way his cheeks are beginning to radiate far too much heat, the way his helmet suddenly feels so stuffy. He leans forward a little, shuffling his thighs together as he tries to figure out if he's dreaming or not, so you decide to press down harder to let him know it's not a dream. There it is, a moan, a soft and quiet moan as Mando finally looks down between his legs to see the fabric of his pants moving. It's ghost-like but he can make out the faint figure of a hand as if somebody really is fondling his length through his pants. Mando peers over his shoulder and you stop just in time, lowering your hand and acting as if you're nothing but a bystander in this turn of events. He stares at you and you allow your eyes to trail across and meet his. Mando finally looks away and swivels his chair back around, gripping onto the steering wheel with a grip tight enough to choke somebody unconscious. You allow him to relax for a few minutes, his mind easing out as he returns to his task; he probably thinks he was imaging it, that he hasn't jacked off in so long that it's finally got to him, but you raise your hand again and firmly remind him that this is definitely real. This time, Mando really does moan, his head snapping down between his legs as he watches his cock enjoy the mysterious attention. He continues to watch it for a while, and you notice the way his hips thrust up to meet your touches. Mando eventually snaps out of his hazy state and forces himself to sit still. "What're you doing?" Mando asks as he peers over his shoulder, keeping his body facing forward to prevent you from seeing his obvious hardon pressed up against the thin layer of his clothing. "I'm not doing anything," you reply, turning your own chair slightly before he could turn his, covering up the sight of your slightly raised hand. "I know that's you, that you're doing your... Jedi stuff," Mando replies, almost choking at the end of his words as you caress him again, this time slowly massaging his length as if you were running your hand up and down his thick cock. "What're you talking about, Mando?" you tease, asking him oh-so-innocently. Mando lets out another sigh, moving again to face forward. He finally flicks on the autopilot and leans back in his chair, his head tilting back against the headrest, his hands loosely resting on his lap. He's almost presenting himself to you, pushing his hips to the edge of his seat as if you're going to walk over there and settle between them. You'll save that for a rainy day. "If that is you... then more... please," Mando manages to ask, sighing throughout his words. How could anybody deny a Mandalorian? Mando lets out a moan as you do as he's asked, firmly grasping his length and giving him all the friction he needs, all without barely lifting a finger. He knows it's you; maybe this will help him understand the 'Jedi stuff' a bit better. Mandos eyes fall shut under his helmet, his mouth remaining parted as he doesn't hold back on the noises that he's making. His sounds are a forbidden pleasure, knowing he shouldn't allow anybody to touch him like this, but he'll make an exception for you. You pick up the pace, sensing the way his cock begins to twitch as he gets close to release. You can see his beskar chest piece rising and falling, his lungs heavy as he allows you to turn him into a whimpering mess. Within a few more strokes through the force, Mando hits his peak and lets out a mixture between a moan and a sigh, his seed spilling against his thigh, instantly turning his pants into a dark, sticky mess. Mando is quiet for a few moments, catching his breath, or as much as he can. "Excuse me," is all Mando can say, still panting through the drone of his helmet. He's quick to his feet, making his way out of the cockpit. At least he has enough time to change before you land.