#hogwarts house incorrect quotes

[bagerfluff]

Hufflepuff: Do you have a cookie?

Slytherin: I have a multi-million galleon company

Hufflepuff: But do you have a cookie

Slytherin: No I do not

Hufflepuff: *Breaks their cookie in half and gives half to Slytherin*

Slytherin: *About to cry from cuteness*

[sunniandhonibee]

Hufflepuff: "Sly, bonk me. My brain is being mean to me again."

Slytherin: *bonks their head lightly then kisses it better*

Hufflepuff: *blushes a bit* "thanks-"

[ravenclawh0re18]

Gryffindor: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Slytherin: I'm a knife. Ravenclaw, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

[ravenramble]

The Houses Sense of Style

Ravenclaw

-either the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen that somehow looks amazing or vintage/academia inspired. no in between.

-i’m talking gummy worm earrings, a flower bucket hat, and constellation shirts

-everyone tries to put a label of stuffy prep on us but may i remind you all that one of our house values is CREATIVITY

Hufflepuff

-either grunge/comfy clothes or soft aesthetic

-yes they will be the kindest people you have ever met, but my GOD they are hard workers. They don’t have time to always be picking out cute outfits

- if they’re not absolutely hounded with self prescribed work, they will be the vision of boy or girl next door

Gryffindor

-sporty/prep style or literally could care less

-everyone makes them seem like the dumb jocks, but these guys have STYLE sometimes

-they wanna have fun and they are daring, they’re going to experiment with crazy trends but they’ll do so making it WORK (sometimes)

-the trend setters purely for their confidence.

-however will also be the people who wear dinosaur t-shirts because they don’t care about what people think (*cough cough* my gf *cough cough*

Slytherin

-either professional CEO or grunge

- some will want to fit the stereotype of evil , and look the part because they like to look powerful. Grunge is the easy solution

- HOWEVER, the CEO types will dress for the job they want. they are CLASSY

- please remember that slytherins aren’t evil or bad people. they are ambitious and traditional! they just KNOW THEIR WORTH AND SHOW IT OFF

[welivetodream]

Gryffindor: did Ravenclaw just use "stupefy" on you?

Slytherin: me and my girl don't argue, she bash my head with a rock and I walk it off like a man.

[multifandomconfusion]

Gryffindor: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!  Ravenclaw: Merry crisis.  Hufflepuff: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.  Slytherin: Hoe hoe hoe.  Gryffindor:  Guys, please.

[an-lu]

[radical-ghostface]

MC - (worried) Guys, I can’t find Sebastian.

Garreth - Oooh, let me try something. (clears throat) MC IS A SELFISH WOMAN AND A TERRIBLE WITCH-(screams as Sebastian full body tackles him out of nowhere)

Sebastian - WHAT DID YOU SAY

[bagerfluff]

Hufflepuff: *Ranting about their day*

Hufflepuff: Sorry, I'll stop. I've been talking too much

Slytherin: *Who loves the sound of Hufflepuffs voice*

Slytherin: No, please continue

[sunniandhonibee]

Hufflepuff: Okay, I don't know how to flirt, and if I tried I'd probably make a fool of myself. But hey! Maybe someone will fall in love with me because I made them laugh!

Slytherin: *is staring at Hufflepuff, smiling adoringly as they listen* I'm sure they will...

[ravenclawh0re18]

Slytherin: Are you reading fan fiction? Ravenclaw, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Slytherin: Oh, is it on AO3? Ravenclaw: This is CNN.

[welivetodream]

Hufflepuff: *sneezes*

Slytherin: here *gives handkerchief*

Hufflepuff: you are so nice!

Slytherin: NO I AM NOT. I didn't want any germs from you. That's why I gave you a handkerchief.

Hufflepuff: :)

Ravenclaw: *gets papercut* ouch

Slytherin: *puts bandage on* I fucking hate you. Why do you hurt yourself all the time?

Ravenclaw: *whispers* how did you get in my house?

Slytherin: Gryffindor is stupid.....an idiot....useless

Someone: yeah, I agree. Gryffindor sucks

Slytherin: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT GRYFFINDOR?

(Headcanon: Slytherin is a soft Tsundere)

[multifandomconfusion]

Ravenclaw: What’s your biggest fear?  Slytherin: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.  Hufflepuff: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.  Gryffindor: Zombies.  Slytherin: ...  Hufflepuff: ...  Gryffindor: BUT they can open doors. 

[1uckygold]

Ominis: What are you doing?

MC: Shh, I need complete concentration. I'm trying to pick a lock.

Ominis: Are you using Alohomora?

MC: No, I want to learn how to do it without relying on my wand. What if I forget it and we need to rescue someone from being locked up?

Ominis: I highly doubt any of us would be foolish enough to—

Sebastian: *banging on the door* Oh, Merlin! MC, something just brushed against my leg!

[gummybearinthehouseee]

ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?

harry: off the charts. lets do it.

[redadidassneakers]

Sirius: uhh why are you lying on the floor?

Regulus: I’m depressed

Regulus: also I’ve been stabbed can you please bring over my bandaids?

Sirius: BANDAIDS?

Sirius: YOU NEED TO BE HOSPITALISED