#hold my flower

[freyadragonlord]

Han Yoojin: (◡‿◡🌸)

Han Yoojin: (ʘ‿ʘ🌸) “what you say ‘bout my kids”

Han Yoojin: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ🌸 “Sung Hyunjae, hold my flower”

Sung Hyunjae: 🌸＼(｡^_^｡) “Kick his ass, babe. I got yo flower.”

[tippenfunkaport]

Perfuma: (◡‿◡🌸)

Perfuma: (ʘ‿ʘ🌸) Excuse me? Did you just trample my garden?

Perfuma: (ʘ‿ʘ)ﾉ🌸 Scorpia, hold my flower.

Scorpia: 🌸＼(｡-_-｡) Kick his ass, babe, I got your flower!

[hellsite-detective]

The office was quiet that night. It was a rare moment of peace, the only sound being the thumps of rain against the window pane. It was so quiet, in fact, that the client in the doorway was almost unnoticeable. Her entrance was as silent as the night, and her hair just as dark.

She made herself known with the utterance of a single phrase. "Detective, I need your help."

Getting a good look at her, you could see she was a real Femme Fatale. All dolled up in a feather boa and pretty dress, yet she wasn't as elegant and put-together as the others....no, she looked rough. Soaked from the rain with a tattered outfit, she looked defeated, like this was her last resort.

"So sorry to be a bother, but I really have nowhere else to go....I tried lookin' for this post myself, I really did, but a delicate dame like me with low energy to boot was bound to burn out sooner or later. I can't reward you with anything but gratitude, but I'm hopin' you'll take my case anyway.

I'm lookin' for the classic 'kick his ass baby i got yo flower' post, but with a caveat- I want a version without the egregiously long chain of reblogs that follows. Just the original post and first reblog, the most classic version of the post with nothin' added on. I want to give those lovers some alone time."

Her brown eyes caught the dim light from the overhead lamp as she looked at you, pleading. She seemed sincere, but it was hard to tell with these types....

"I know I'm askin' for a miracle, but could you please help me out?"

it's alright, doll. i can help you. don't you worry anymore. your post is as good as found...

but, of course, that wasn't gonna come without great effort. see, i went on over to the Search Bar and asked Google for the exact quote that my client had got me. the Don pulled out a photograph from their briefcase and slid it across the table. clearly this was what i was lookin' for. except i needed only the first two posts in the chain. thinkin' this would be an easy case, i went on down to the second address in the chain only to find the apartment had been abandoned for years. whoever lived here before was gone now. meanin' i was back at square one. i asked the Don for the post again, hopin' they'd hand me a link, and they did. trouble was, every address in the chain had been deleted, not just the second one. meanin' it would be hard to get into the notes to even look for the original. but thankfully, i found out pretty quick where i could find this post...

see, i saw it mentioned in the notes i could see that none other than that mysterious museum barbie, Madame Curator herself, had placed this one in her @hellsite-hall-of-fame. this meant the post was as good as found! or so i thought. because i took a stroll down to the museum and found the post rather quickly. problem was, i was gonna have to scroll through 800k reblogs to even have a hope at findin' the original. and that was gonna take time. time that was precious to a private eye like myself. so, in a desperate final move, i went back to the Search Bar and demanded Google show me their full line-up of links on the subject. the obliged, and i checked through every one of them. until, by some miracle, i found it. a reblog that contained only the original two posts. i grabbed it and filed it away, relieved that this case wasn't gonna go cold...

here you are! after a long, hard fought case, i got your post! i hope you enjoy bein' reunited with this classic. have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[shinyhappydigistar]

I've joked repeatedly in a Discord server I regular that, after playing through Pokémon Violet, I've filled out the papers and adopted all the kids of Team Star. Because they're good kids, brent. And nobody slanders my kids.

So, have a meme courtesy of the delusions of a middle-aged Pokémon gamer and her pretend kids.

[katherine-ophelia]

Oh, to be a constellation in your sky, to feel you gaze upon me as if I’m something beautiful.

[tazzy-zooming]

Hold my flower meme zr-ified

[jeffannieftw]

Annie: (◡‿◡✿)

Annie: (ʘ‿ʘ✿) what you say ‘bout me

Annie: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ hold my flower

Jeff, texting: ✿＼(｡-_-｡) Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.

[rhadinesthes]

@music-for-them-asses Look what you made me do.

[There are a couple layers of poking fun here, about universal human and artistic experiences, but it's just for lighthearted giggles. My wish for he and I both would be to know and believe that it wasn't all bad.]

[youcantrewind]

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 5

[puppy-boy-toby]

Mio and Hinata when they encounter a Karen: Mio: (◡‿◡🌸) Mio: (ʘ‿ʘ🌸) "What you say 'bout my kids?" Mio: (ʘ‿ʘ)ﾉ🌸 "Hold my flower" Hinata: 🌸＼(｡-_-｡) "Kick her ass, baby. I got yo flower."

[origami10]

Luffy really said Hold my flower

[mxcottonsocks]

That scene with the Lammles from Our Mutual Friend reminds me of a tumblr classic...

🎩 (◡‿◡) 🎩 (ʘ‿ʘ) "what you done to me" (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ🎩 "hold my hat"

🎩＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo hat.”

[wis-art]

This angel is trans, lesbian and her name is Wiki

[myuminji]

the bride walked down the aisle to where the groom stood, and there they exchanged their vows in front of the altar...

[bluestation]

i found you in the future

[kyurochurro]

you’re out of this galaxy, valentine!! 💙💌💛

(super late spirk valentines drawing! jus pretend I posted this on the 14th LMAO I meant to get this out on time but I kept getting sick and busy with boatloads of uni work 🥲)