#holy shit I’m down bad

[duffyduffles]

I have SEVERAL very sexual and inappropriate things to say

[orishya-buyce]

GUYS I-

TEMUERA MORRISON IS GONNA STAR AS CAPTAIN REX IN AHSOKA

LOSING MY MIND AHHHHHHHH

[valewritessss]

My friend just made me download Airbuds how do I explain me listening to the entire Hamilton track

[southern--urbanite]

Kiki Vhyce

[lil-oreo-crumbles]

The more I develop the magic system and magic lore for the Septarsis Dragonfly AU, the more Glossaryck is shaping up to be more and more actively villainous and explicitly antagonistic.

It’s kind of fascinating.

[vampiresfromxenon]

My lovely mom has been trying to find me gifts for Christmas and I woke up to this text earlier

[ittybittysugarplum]

🎁 A gift has been sent! 🎁

There is a small box, wrapped in violet paper, and tied with a deep blue ribbon - mostly for aesthetic purposes. (Contains: a recording of a musical - in the form of a CD - made down in Hell. The plot is bit gruesome, and the character death is showed through the actors actually dying. A small note has been stuck to the casing of the CD - 'The dance choreography has more thought put into than the entire plot-line, and I thought you might take an interest.' )

Alongside this is a bouquet of flowers, and a letter. The flowers ranged in many different colours and shapes - Hell wasn't Earth and the plants weren't exactly the same. A few looked a bit like nightshades - though probably not poisonous, its purples braided around the stems of sunflower-lookalikes, their petals bleached into an ivory hue.

Small, decorative things that looked sort of like lavender, if lavender was peach in colour, threaded around the actual wrapping-thing itself.

Finally, the letter. Plain and simple on the outside, not so much on the inside...

'Dear Plum,

I have placed an invitation to a popular *non-cannibalistic, I wasn't sure of your palette so just to be safe*, restaurant I would like to take you to in this envelope.

By no means do you need to accept, although if you do, I have left my phone number below.

Even if you do not wish to go there with me, any food you get from there (for the first time only) will be paid for by myself. Do not feel like you have to go with me to get a meal. I promise you, should you say no, you will not be charged in any way.

I wish you a lovely day.

- Vox '

🔇i know nothint about flowers, i researched so quickly, im in the middle of cooking so this will have to do. @vox-no-longer-a-box-tek 🔇

*Plum discreetly brings the gift box up to her room in the hotel, just to avoid any questioning, before opening it, taking out the flowers and CD first. She talks to herself as she does*

“Oh my goodness-! I didn’t know Hell had such beautiful flowers… Are these from Vox? Surely not…”

*but she reads the note about the musical and opens the letter, breaking out into a smile as she reads the invitation. She excitedly grabs her phone to dial Vox’s number*

“I just have to call him…!”

[magicandmundane]

If we don’t get the most epic version of the Bad Batch theme ever during the finale tomorrow, I am going to riot.

[ateawithoney]

She doesn’t know how truly insane I am about her

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

i’m rewatching only murders in the building and i am once again reminding everyone that theo dimas is the character of all time and i would kill and die for him.

[exopelagic]

okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool

[chucklechampion]

if i keep fucking up my kt tape bind and injuring myself like this i wont even need to pay for top surgery my whole chest will be gone lmao

[scholarhect]

LMFAO we got a 39 out of 40 and the one lost point was for two little bad details in the report, both of which i am solely responsible for. oops. i feel kind of bad but also i assume nobody cares because it’s almost perfect. and i personally only needed a 38/40 for a flat B

[mossflower]

what the fuck

[xanaxan]

not to be nsfw but I’d lick the sweat off his thighs

[majorbisexualpanic]

i am a weak weak man.