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duffyduffles · 4 months

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I have SEVERAL very sexual and inappropriate things to say

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cheesomancer · 3 months

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What are you waiting for? I'm totally ready, I tell you.

Full art (with close up!) is here!

#nsft #terato #minotaur #DON'T EVEN MENTION HIS FACE I HATE THIS ANGLE IDK WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF #monster fucker #monster lover #seriously no idea i thought it's gonna be fine until i saw how bull faces looks from this angle and was like..........#..........well i guess i could work with that..#too late to change anything anyway #i'll draw them more but like with NORMAL angle #cause these two are like a couple so.. yeah..#also dw she's flexible and i made sure her leg can be like that. probably.#if anyone should be worried about is him #have you seen those scratches??? she's a fury!!#he wears them proudly tho #as he should.#close up bonus was a reason for quite a questionable search history of mine #cheesy art

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quesadilla-day · 4 months

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delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍

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inchidentally · 3 months

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like if it hadn't been for the amount of teammate solidarity from landoscar today even I wouldn't have bothered to notice this buttt

I zoomed in on Oscar from this video of the cool down room bc I'd assumed like the caption that Oscar was giggling too but !!

mans looked pissed and didn't laugh with Carlos and George at all until George said "ahhh we shouldn't laugh" and at that point he does a smile but it slips off pretty fast and he does that little huff and goes back to being tired

like the earnest and loyal young teammate who's also gradually becoming friend to Lando, puffing up in outrage on his behalf

vs the older brothers/longtime friends to Lando who have a chuckle over that moment the same way he does with them when he's in their position

idk it's just so unbearably cute how Oscar's loyalty to Lando and him wanting to join in with the big boys play out but the loyalty to Lando winning just like how he chose not to hold his own trophy the way he and Lando usually do in the post race video bc that would be rubbing it in too much ;__;

#landoscar #and pls NOBODY think this is saying that george and carlos were being harsh bc they were NOT #lando's exactly the same way with them #this is how brothers are #but oscar isn't brotherly w lando he's spent the entirety of his time in england and pursuing racing seriously as a lando fanboy #was so careful of wanting his relationship w lando to be good that he went too shy and too careful and cautious #lando's other grid friends are the types who know they can take a lot for granted and it'll be fine and humor is a love language #for oscar being lando's friend is something to think about a lot ! and be considerate of ! and it's so !!!#mine #austrian gp 2024 #cool down room

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tagerrkix · 10 months

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#aaaaand just like that he's gone #(feels so surreal doesn't it?)#well done starlight #you okay tho #no seriously #you still with us?#hey-#WELL IM DEFINITELY NOT OKAY THIS SHIT HAD BEEN SITTING IN MY WIP FOLDER FOR A M O N T H #do you wanna know why #KAZOODOOR THAT'S WHY #BITCH KEPT MESSING EVERYTHING UP #DUDE YOU'RE DEAD HOW CAN YOU STILL BE SO ANNOYING #THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU YOU'RE JUST A DECORATION HERE #REST IN PISS #NOBODY MISSES U #RRRRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH #well at least our little star seems fine #he's not even crying #looks like he may in a second tho #BUT as art is all about CAPTURING THE MOMENT here's the moment where he's NOT crying #yet #and would you look at that I'm disrespecting the rules of anatomy again #kazoo's spine is broken #THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEP MESSING UP MY PICTURE #Astarion did the stabstab I did the crackcrack #no regrets #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion fanart

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puppyeared · 10 months

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doodles of my fav sillies

anton belongs to @poicyss

#my brain is a barbie dreamhouse and theyre all just living in it #im especially fond of the second one because my mom used to hold me like that all the time <3 #im drawing them a lot lately because im being crushed by the horrors and have to compensate for it somehow #homemade comfort blorbos......#watch me draw anton inconsistently bc i can never decide if i wanna draw him close to how he actually looks #or yassify him and give him soft fluffy hair and kind eyes and defined features. head in my hands #i dont really have a lot of drawing ideas for them bc they dont have like. a canon storyline or anything methinks #its just stuff me and bow toss around and giggle abt thru messages lol. maybe ill draw infant vincent one of these days #i just come up with stuff and draw them doing it. it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside #cuz like anton works for lobocorp as an abnormality BUT hes super duper chill and cute and does his funny little tasks so its fine #AND hes unkillable. auggie is an oc ive had since like 6th grade and i smushed them together. and vincent was for fun but i got attached #i dont have much of a read on anton either bc i think hes meant to be more of an insert character??? if im using that right #on one hand i dont think too hard abt anything being ooc since im not taking it seriously. on the other hand i just hold them in my hands #and stare into space until i can come up with something to draw since i dont have much to go off of. but its fun to build on small tidbits!#i think bow called it an au so i guess??? its an au????? im not really sure. bow if youre reading this im just willy nilly #the only thing i know for sure is that they boink like rabbits. im talking gomez and morticia levels of boinking #maybe ill go back and look at my old doodles for them and redraw em lol #myart #my art #my oc #oc #friend oc #augusta #anton #vincent #sillies family #doodles

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mimjandoodlesstuff · 5 months

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Finally, the last part of my drawings of @indieyuugure's humanized turtles, and this one's a double serving!

Here're Raph and Mikey :)

I managed to carve out some time this evening/night (Finnish time) for more fanart of a fanfic I'm obsessed with.

Part 1, Donnie Part 2, Leo

#mimjan draws #mimjan draws fanart #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 fanfic #tmnt 2012 raph #tmnt 2012 mikey #the mutation situation #so... remember how i briefly complained about how i didn't really have a concrete idea of what i wanted for leo?#yeah... so it was kinda even worse for raph.#but it's fine.#similarly; remember how i mentioned percy jackson? also in leo's tags.#mikey's sketch looked EVEN MORE like percy to me than leo when i sketched him.#he still even kind of looks like him in my drawing. but that can also just be me.#i also know raph's tank top technically wasn't low-cut. but i wanted to show his scar so who cares.#we're ignoring my vietnam flashbacks from my 'four swords' manga days i got while drawing raph - manga blue link is seriously just raph fr.

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ghost-bard · 2 months

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Finally at the landsmeet, hope i can finally find out what makes ppl defend Loghain as a character, beyond what ive seen in cutscenes and Anora talking about him.

He’s interesting, i sort of get why he’s compelling story wise. But. Why do people defend him. I am curious.

Apologies if im just bringing up old fandom talking points im playing the game for the first time 🙏

#dragon age #dragon age origins #dao #dragon age loghain #loghain mac tir #like. i get why ppl like him dgmw #but ive seen ppl defend his actions and its like. dude #hes literally involved in tevinter slave trade?#he knew what he was doing at ostagar too like #his plan fucking sucked LMAO #regardless of how anyone feels about cailin #like yes he was a fool but at least he cared that there was a blight 💀#to an extent-#how can a man dead set on never letting orlais occupy fereldan again #to the point of EVERYTHING that happens in dao #but then be ok with working with slavers from tevinter #taking elves right out of their homes #like what’s actually the point? more men?#does he not understand that he isnt the underdog here?#what does he do during dao that is helping his citizens?#like seriously #he wants to be king well nothing hes doing is fucking helping #so i hope whatever makes ppl defend him (beyond just liking him as a character)#shows up here bc. oof.#sorry for being mean in tags #if you like him sorry 🙏 i hope this finally lets me learn more about him #actually im not sorry if you like him #liking him is fine. that said defending him? that im curious about #that said its a video game and im more than a decade late so. who knows

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eddiegettingshot · 2 months

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like i do think it is funny that many of the blogs saying insane shit were perfectly fine with first kneejerk defending, and then continuing to be friends with queerbuck, certified racist cunt, for like months. and i am a real person. so isn’t that something

#but i have to like tommy. because of aids #like we all knew that that freak didn’t actually want to kill me. but it was an inappropriate thing to say to a real person who could see #it. but no they were all fine with circulating that and defending it and even just believing it for no reason!#it wouldn’t have been inappropriate if it were a broad statement for example! and it certainly isn’t inappropriate to talk like that about #FAKE PEOPLE. i knowww we’re all capable of understanding this! clearly! LOL.#oh and my identity mattered in that situation! we knew that too!#just bad faith shit happening all around. it’s so tiring #and then there’s the matter of just like. playing telephone games about posts #screenshotting me saying facetiously that WHEN PEOPLE WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT HIM tommy shouldn’t be treated as anything more than an eddie #replacement so he should be Dehumanized. and removing the context of the fanfiction part to make it look bad. or removing the #‘genuine fear and vulnerability and bid for connection’ part from paige’s post to turn it into ‘violence against gay men for daddy kink’#wholesale. like can we be fucking serious. how do i take you seriously

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anaalnathrakhs · 4 months

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love this part of my life where the things that are difficult but challenging and good for me are things i can stop and skip and halfass, but the things that are difficult and painful and pointless are the things i have to live with no matter what

#school and home life are too much to handle so i skip school #because i cant kick my parents out #and appartments cost money #and i dont have a car to sleep in #i could maybe try to dig up my old childhood tent but that brings a whole host of logistic questions + im scared and it's difficult #anyway. it's fine. it's cool. i just have to hold on until i graduate high shcool and then ?????#find a way to live without my parents money OR scholarships #all for some nebulous end goal of having a job (the only field i'm interested in and good at offers two options:#to become an academic #or to become a freelancer #i do not have the fortitude to be an academic and being a freelancer is convoluted and pays like shit)#i might've spent 24h without my parents occasionally if i spent the night at a friend's place once or twice recently #but besides that the last time i've gone 48h without my parents was when the mental health center organised a week camp uhhhh...#two summers ago #incredibly good for my mental health as you can see #god i remember like... years ago. around 13yo maybe or 14. a guy. i dont know if he was a mental health professional or like social cases #but anyway he told me ''you're too afraid to be away from mommy and daddy'' and it made me want to rip his eyes out #several other people have implied or suggested that too over the years and it's just #am i too dependant on my parents? yes. will it be difficult to take my independance? yes.#does it means i don't both rationally recognize and feel that this is really fucking unhealthy and hindering for me #on top of being unpleasant?#FUCK NO #i want out my guy. there's just not many opportunities for an already mentally ill teenager #now that i'm eighteen i have to grapple with the logistical problems of the money needed and how to continue my education #and im sure a billion more if i start searching a little more seriously #perhaps i should kill myself that way i don't cost anyone any more money #broadcasting my misery #vent

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swan2swan · 3 months

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Me: "Ugh, why didn't he just kill him, I get it, Killing Unarmed Opponent Bad, it doesn't count if they just murdered six other people and then threw the weapon down and said 'LOOK! I'M UNARMED! HAHA! CAN'T KILL ME!', that's a stupid technicality..."

My Stupid Brain: "Actually, leaving him alive sets up him to found the Knights of Ren, setting up the fall of the Sith thanks to the alternate order--"

Me:

#LET ME COMPLAIN #ugh it makes sense I guess #the fact that he's not actually a sith does set up why it's important #he COULD kill the dude there #but then they'd just think it was a wrap #and certain answers wouldn't come to light #the acolyte #the acolyte spoilers #you see this is how you complain and criticize #you point out a plot hole and then you find out how to fill it in #you see how the thread attaches #sometimes it's STUPID but you can't say “oh this makes no sense”#you can say “this leads to this plotline that doesn't make sense”#but this particular part is fine #it's also the old “don't kill when you're angry” thing #I like when Star Wars is Not Killing Leads to Good #so...I can't be mad #but I CAN be mad that I figured it out #can't believe there are people who actually throw tantrums about this show #like...over ages?#STUDY IT #take it seriously kids

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hazardsoflove · 9 months

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thinking about social worker percy again

#ppl who seriously believe hes gonna be a marine biologist. do you even fundamentally understand percy as a character #like yeah hes the son of poseidon he can talk to sea creatures but guys. thats not enough to make someone passionate abt something #and guys. the amount of math and science that goes into that??? i love percy and hes boy stupid but he is also not doing all that #*not stupid <3 #teacher percy is like. its fine but i dont agree with it i dont think he would have the patience or want to do something like that #but social work. with the way he grew up (and we love sally we know she was with gabe to protect him) and what he saw at the hands of the #gods not bothering to give a shit abt their kids and how he still felt unwanted by his dad and how he turned down godhood and instead asked #for the gods to give a shit abt their kids and stop making them feel so unwanted bc he knows how that feels and it fucking sucks #and i know damn well percy never wants to see another kid experience what he did. and hes great with kids ;#*(estelle for example obviously but he was also good with nico who had it worse than him)#and i know in my soul that this is what he would do #and everyone else is wrong bc i know him better than anyone else #r.txt

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stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage · 6 months

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Me, when Sebastian joins my party for the first time: Okay, this time I'm not going to forget about you, Sebastian. I'm going to make an effort to use you a lot this playthrough so I can better understand you.

Also me, immediately forgetting about Sebastian while finishing Act 2 and making it halfway through Act 3 before I finally notice his Faith quest: ......................Oh. Right. My bad.

#da2 #dragon age 2 #sebastian vael #listen in my defense..........i don't like bringing sebastian anywhere sksksks #okay look i seriously tried but every time i bring him somewhere i always think man i wish i had brought someone else #and also i do just forget about him! i finally added him to my party at one point and he had 24 points to spend...#that's how long i neglected him after i promised myself i was gonna use him more and then i didn't #it's not that i don't like sebastian as a character though i do tend to side eye him A LOT... it's just that i like everyone else more #even aveline like i'd take aveline over sebastian any day and that's saying something... or is it? i have a lot of feelings about aveline #whereas my feelings about sebastian could maybe fill a thimble...it doesn't help that in my canon run as a mage hawke #i romance anders and well... sebastian wants me to kill anders and my hawke is like 'do i approve of blowing up the chantry? complicated.'#'am i breaking up with anders for this? absolutely. do i still love him? mmhmmm. am i going to kill him sebby? i'd sooner set varric aflame #then sebastian threatens to bring an army to kirkwall and leaves so i can't say i have the greatest opinion on him #even the time where i did kill anders and he stayed in my party he was just... there #and then he glitched out and started t posing while asking if ed ever found out what anders wanted to do in the chantry so..... yeah #but even this playthrough where i'm playing as a lady warrior with a different personality and everything... i'd just rather use anyone els #also keep him away from bethany i do not approve sksksks she's too good for him #i want to understand and see the different angles of him like with the other companions but i've yet to convince myself to do it #also sebastian romancers out there can you like... explain? genuinely can you explain the appeal? i'm curious #because of all the love interests in da2 i look at sebastian and you'd think i'd maybe be more interested? but it's like...#i know about the chaste marriage and everything like that's fine i don't need sex to be a thing in the relationship but it feels less like #an asexual romance and more like... y'know... being with a priest and i guess that's just not one of my kinks? sksksks #i guess there's also the prince angle but i romanced alistair in dao and kept him a grey warden i don't really care about royalty power #and i don't have issues with him being a part of the chantry [well i do but yknow what i mean] since i romanced cullen in dai #and his whole deal with the chantry and magic and shit makes his romance interesting to me but sebastian is just.... a bit too much i think #i don't know i'd like to understand because i really don't but i also keep forgetting about him

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greenmenace · 2 years

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DAVID CARAVAGGIO I OFFER YOU MY HEART AND SOUL AND ENTIRE BEING

#willem dafoe #david caravaggio #the english patient #HIS HAIR IN THIS MOVIE IS SO FLOOFLY #i watched this again last night AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT THIRST OVER THIS GOD DANG MAN #HES SCRUFFY LOOKING AND SO HOT #also i still cant watch that scene where hes imprisoned #willem does such a upsetting performance of him begging and sobbing at the soldiers #like seriously the first time i saw it i had to look away and i still cant watch that scene #usually im fine with that stuff since i watch shows like the walking dead but that scene has just completely destroyed me!#willems voice during that too!#poor david #you can really see in his eyes how terrified he is and that just breaks me!#anyway im going back to swooning before i think more of that scene

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themanwhowouldbefruit · 5 months

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my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up”#“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “#“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol”#he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!!#anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy???#this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment.#anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.”#bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you.#like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously.#but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess.#its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

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sendmyresignation · 8 months

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really love alternating between girls to the front and listening to washed up emo episodes. to me it so clearly demonstrates a lot of the friction btw the nebulous diy posthardcore/pre-midwest emo conglomerate and riot grrl is often a matter of like. basic difference in musical ideology and subculture values lmao. like. this guy from art monk was talking about how some of his friends bands have been forgotten because a lot of the scene was v. humble and believed in letting the music speak for itself which imo fits with a lot of women in these bands who talk about wanting to be seen as "serious artists" not bc women arent "serious" but rather its emblematic of the type of band/music relationality they want to embody. like. the women in these scenes, to varying degrees, certainly interacted and invested in the same values as their peers- its weird to imagine just bc they are women that (1) they all should think the same and (2) they all felt inherently isolated from their communities??

#we can have a discussion about if these women were successful at being taken seriously and such for sure #but to me it has a lot more to do with diy ethics than like. antifeminist false post-genderism like marcus implies #and every subculture and scenes values are like. they have pros and cons obv but there is no CORRECT choice ultimately #its v frustrating that the limitations of the olympia anyone can play music! perspective is like never interrogated #(bc personally im sooo completely uninterested in that music rhetoric even if i can objectively see its value)#man i wonder how many shitty art school dudes felt emboldened by the k records bullshit....#not to mention how much of that music imo has little longevity (again. fine! the ephemeral nature of creation is beautiful! not for me)#anyway i love washed up emo bc tom loovvess jimmy eat world but i can so tell he probably hates mcr. so funny.#hes the guy who compares third wave to glam metal. which i think is fun but is clearly meant as a sort of criticism of its commercial nature #but again. jimmy is his favorite band so like. i do have to chuckle. same way i feel sometimes about dan ozzi. what was the line.#my posts

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