#hopeless simp

[demons-lost]

that feeling when hawks <3333333

[tumbl-soup]

i’m not a fan of playing geo

but when albedo

[fudgelling-away]

[ashipiko]

teehee

[harmonysanreads]

More thoughts from my Yandere Vampire Alhaitham AU because he refuses to leave my head.

Vampire!Alhaitham who has read all 30 volumes of ‘How To Win Your Human's Heart’ and has made detailed notes from his direct observation and experiments. He seeks guidance from books and documents old and new to better understand you and by extension, know what'll keep you pleased and docile. When you find out about this and point out all the inaccuracies and misconceptions of that series, he's ready to cancel the writer with a detailed list of every mistake they have ever made (in their life).

Vampire!Alhaitham who lets you practice any of your hobbies (you have to ask him sweetly of course) even if they appear useless to him. He lingers around when you think he's not, enjoying the view of your happy face for hours.

Vampire!Alhaitham who is fascinated by the difference of your hands, he'll get lost just staring at them, thinking about who knows what until you have to literally shake him to reality.

Vampire!Alhaitham who loves to read while having you on his lap—no, it's a necessity for him and no amount of squirming will get you out of his hold.

Vampire!Alhaitham who won't drink your blood without your full consent because, unlike Feeble Scholar Alhaitham, he doesn't want to hurt you :(

[blood-and-pizza]

So, Ruin turned out amazing, apparently. The Sun and Moon fans won, and so did the Roxanne Wolf fans, and so did all the Glamrock Fronnie shippers.

Monty fans like myself got a treat with "Monty's origin story" but also suffered because it's even more apparent that he killed Bonnie. I always called him a bad boy, and I was right to do so. I love you, Monty, but I am going to hit you with one of your golf clubs because HOW DARE YOU.

Even Foxy the Pirate fans got some crumbs! He appears as cardboard cutout art in multiple places around the Pizzaplex! Including dressing up as a cowboy!

Foxy really is a guy who can do it all, just like he's been described in the FNAF books! (He's so damn cool, man...)

Unfortunately for Gregory fans, people are misinterpreting the Ruin DLC's ending. Remember what the Mimic is capable of? Just sayin'.

Other than that last bit, Ruin turned out to be pretty amazing! Though I did see a few people encounter the usual Security Breach glitches, so... it's not perfect, but Steel Wool did an incredible job. I'd say it's a step up from the main game because the setting was actually way more scary!

I'm pretty excited to learn more secrets and tidbits from the DLC in the future. Discussion is also getting spicy! It's good to be a FNAF fan right now.

Oh, and I should probably add... I think I'm in love with Eclipse. I was pretty okay with Sun and Moon, but Eclipse is so... sweet. And calm. And caring. Listening to him makes me FEEL SO SOFT INSIDE. <3

WHY DO I KEEP FALLING IN LOVE WITH KELLEN GOFF'S CHARACTERS!?

[minggurie]

they literally built gu won to be the loserest most pathetic wet puppy simp babygirl of a romance male lead. the most failhusband chaebol tsundere of all time. and you expect me to NOT lap this shit up week after week!!!!

[serenethovghts]

i love it when guys are simps for their gfs and wives. one thing i do know abt bridgerton season 3 is that colin bridgerton is definitely that type of man

[mooncheese3]

[denjilvr]

dating hcs!

synopsis - relationship headcanons with the chainsaw man characters! fluff!!

includes: denji, power, aki, makima

part two <3

denji

touch starved boy is always down for cuddles! doesn’t matter where or when, he wants to be touching you!

big fan of stay-at-home movie dates! maybe it’s because that was the one actual date he’s ever been on, but he doesn’t feel like a movie date is easy to mess up! also if you’re at home, he can cuddle you more accessibly!

boob lover. that’s canon. he loves tiddies. he doesn’t discriminate between shape or size, he just likes them! also really likes to hold them, not even in a sexual way, they’re like a stress balls for him lol

absolutely loves it when you wear his clothes, like, he melts on the spot

denji loves your home, he thinks it’s so warm, clean, and nice! not to mention quiet, especially in comparison to living with power. whenever he’s in your room, he pokes around at all of your stuff.

he has a thing for fidget toys and little trinkets! i headcanon him as having adhd (as someone with adhd ajdbdjej) and i feel like he would always be messing around with things!

he’s not the best at comforting, he always gives you his things to play with in hopes that it takes your mind off of things. of course he hugs you! but his primary go to is giving you whatever trinket he has easiest access too, even if it’s just the pen he was chewing on lol

he was so nervous when he first kissed you— every other kiss he had ended… poorly. you probably had to make the first move after three dates & still no goodbye kiss. so, you mustered up all your courage, grabbed that boy’s face and planted one on him! denji was shocked that nothing particularly bad happened, and since then he sees you as a good luck charm

he’ll trace your face when your sleeping, still holding onto you in someway because denji simply cannot believe that you are real. he’s dreamt about being in a relationship ever since he knew what they were… and here you are!! you’re his dream come true, he would do anything for you

sleepovers!! either at your place or his, the atmospheres are very very different! at yours, you’ll probably do skincare, watch a movie, make hot cocoa, and actually get some sleep. at his place, denji has to fight power away for your attention (since she adores you), and while they’re brawling you have a nice conversation with aki— usually about work or movies. once things calm down, the four of you will play video games and probably all fall asleep in a giant pig pile

dating denji is like dating your best friend <3

power

god, she’s a menace

always steals your stuff, claims it’s hers, and only ever returns it when it’s dirty, stained, or ripped

she brags about you all the time, to anyone that will listen and especially to those who won’t. denji has heard all about how wonderful, generous, magical, and beautiful you are, and aki has tried to tune out power’s ramblings while he attempts to get stains out of the sweatshirt she stole from you

biter. power bites you. she thinks it’s cute, and it kind of is, and claims thag she’s marking her territory. she’ll come up behind you and just take a bite out of your shoulder like?? okay i love you, too?? that was uncalled for though?? it’s better than her licking you though

you’re meowy’s favorite, too. like, even more so than power, and she hates it. every time you come over, meowy just migrates to you and power accuses both of you of being traitors

she hates baths… but she will take a bath for you! & only if you join her! or wash her hair!!

really likes when you do her hair or makeup!! she feels even more powerful and famous whenever you do, as will also take the chance to give you a makeover as well! you end up looking like a basis replica of her, but it’s the thought that counts and bonding moment that matters

she’s probably a caffeine addict, and doesn’t like coffee at all, so she’ll take you to her local convenience store to get at least ten monster energy drinks in one sitting. she’s a menace & you have to apologize for her when the cashier makes a comment about her having a "rough night"

she sleeps in a starfish position, hogs all of the blankets, and snores so, so loud. you will not get any sleep while you’re with her unless you take some serious sedatives. power does tend to use you as a plushie, though, so her sleepy cuddles make up for it a little bit </3

she will try to make you drink her blood late at night. you may be a little grossed out, but it’s a sign of intimacy and trust for her!

power can be a bit brash, but she loves you very very much

aki

god i love this man, such a caring relationship

he has a massive heart, and was an older brother, so he naturally is very protective of everyone in his life— you especially

he doesn’t want you near his work, & he doesn’t want to tell you what happens either. it’s a bit of a problem, but after time and some coaxing, you can get him to open up so he knows he can rely on you as much as you rely on him

not very into pda, but he’s very into private displays of affection! in his house, when you’re both hidden away from the world and the devils he has to fight at work. cooking together, reading together, drinking together, showering together, shopping together— so many things!! all done together!!

lots of hugs from behind, from either of you tbh. you could be cooking dinner and he’ll put his head on your shoulder & wrap his arms around your waist. he’s home from work and latch onto him while he’s taking off his jacket

the best at taking care of you when you’re sick; the second he hears you sniffling, he hauls ass down to the store to buy every kind of cold medicine available as well as at least four plushies

power and denji love you, especially if you’ve been dating for longer than they’ve known him. they want you to tell them all the embarrassing aki stories you have you oblige

god just imagine hanging out in his room at night with soft music playing & getting high with him oh my god i wanna get high with aki and himeno

kisses in the morning before he goes off to work & kisses when he comes back. it’s a little ritual, something he looks forward to every day until he comes home

you’re the sweetest thing in his life and he would do anything to protect you

makima

ha… haha… god she’s so intimidating to be around, no matter how long you’ve been dating her

you’ve got the respect of so many people in the public safety division, like, you made the beautiful and mysterious makima fall for you… how did you do that?

does that thing where she grabs your chin and tilts your head up to kiss you and akjdkejd it just give you butterflies every single time

she’s a bit of a movie snob, so expect to hear a lot about her thoughts on classic french cinema and anything she finds grotesquely underrated i just know she hates shrek

you go on a lot of very expensive and classy dates, ones where you’re both absolutely dressed to the nines & she always pays. maybe it’s a way to subtly prove that she’s the boss in your relationship, but it’s also because she enjoys taking care of you

i hope you love dogs, or at the very least don’t mind them, because she has ten. if you have the tendency to take in strays off the street, she’s a bit suspicious, but if you both give her your adorable puppy dog eyes, there’s no way makima could ever say no

she’s not that big on holding hands, but she does like to link pinkies! it’s a cute and subtle way to show her affection while not being overly unprofessional with pda

likes to buy you similar/matching clothing to her style, and really likes when you wear the clothes she bought for you. also really enjoys doing your hair & ensuring your nails are neat, pretty, & clean!

after a long day, she loves having you lie your head in her lap so she can run her hands through your hair and find comfort in your presence

not that big on pet names, but she has a few for you most notably "puppy"

she knows she’s not the best with dating, but she never stops trying and will leave you little gifts after arguments, just as a way to remind you that she was thinking about you. gift giving is definitely her love language

she finds you to be too cute for words, it’s what drew her to you in the first place; you won her whole heart <3

[no-truce-with-the-heroes]

togachako AU where toga attends UA and ochako starts crushing on her senpai the moment she sees her "perfect smile"

[gamegirlx]

GUYS ITS MAYOR

THIS WAS ONE OF MY FIRST MAYOR ART PIECES SO RN IM SO SORRY

okay but like i love mayor the way his understated dominance hides under his goofy feeble voice and his crumpled demeanor is so hot THE FACT THAT HE GOES HEAD TO HEAD ON THE SAGE EQUAL TO HEAVEN HIMSELF and his goofy "dark mode" imposter omg amogus???1/?!

[wolfofcelestia]

For anyone who wants to know the details about the new card to decide if you want to pull or not

It's a red hp card

[mrswagtastic]

Asexual Kyle headcanons make me really happy for many reasons, but one I don't think I've ever seen brought up is how he still seems to enjoy love alot. Like asexuals I've seen (media/fictional obviously) usually still don't care much for romance, if at all, which is obviously cool too but like romance obsessed aces exist too and that's how I view Kyle honestly. Like YES hopeless romantic ace Kyle is so silly actually. Go on keep falling in love and putting you're all into romance only for it to neevr work out you little twerp. It's just so silly I actually adore it.

[jamismejamiam]

(Semi)Human! Knack design inspired by this post

I've been wanted to draw this since I saw him heheh, definitely designed this with my own ideas and taste in mind whoops

He sorta looks like Ganon😭 he's a pretty boy in my mind <33

[lachiennearoo]

Wade Wilson:

Me: BABY BOY MY LITTLE BABY GIRL MY WIFE MY BABYBOY LIGHT OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL AHAKDMWKDNAKFNKSJSKSK